rory

Loona Buckzo (WildfireMicro) has announced their retirement.

LETS GO OILERS

GG @badcolethetitan.. OT6 👀👀

Is 170 minutes and 4 seconds a good length for a hockey game?

After a long, hard-fought battle with cancer, Mama Sike decided it was time to rest. Thank you VHL for providing an outlet for me in this difficult time.

Player Information
Username: Ch1l31sH3r3
Player Name: Connor McDavide
Recruited From: YouTube
Age: 18
Position: C
Height: 70 in.
Weight: 190 lbs.
Birthplace: Canada

Player Page
@VHLM GM

1. marlins gm doesnt know any of the players you listed
2. marlins agm is not worried about marlins gm and in fact was recently given a pay rise by marlins gm
3. you keep mentioning everyone going to the juan ceson zoo. the zoo is not in every single city in the world. this is very unreasonable.
4. they do not have lifetime membership passes to the zoo
5. neither do you
6. you also dont have a pass to the juan ceson fan club

@rory this appears to be the record corroborated by @JardyB10 https://vhlforum.com/topic/29912-fun-facts/?do=findComment&comment=331139
 
The link to the game itself seems to be dead even going through the index.
 
Ironically, I may have misinformed Kit at one point that he had 7 goals in this game... which led to his fake news player name: https://vhlportal.com/players/playerfocus/5852
 
So Anisimov @McLovin appears to have tied the record unless someone remembers more than 6 goals in a game between S43 and now.
 

Bumppppp

SORRY RORY FORGOT TO MENTION TOMMOROW IS ONLY CHARLOTTETOWN

Player Information
Username: dylanjj37
Player Name: Marlins GM
Recruited From: Member (MexicanCow)
Age: 47
Position: D
Height: 80 in.
Weight: 250 lbs.
Birthplace: Faroe Islands

Player Page
@VHLM GM

Player Information
Username: der meister
Player Name: Konstyantyn Shevchenko
Recruited From: Returning
Age: 17
Position: RW
Height: 79 in.
Weight: 214 lbs.
Birthplace: Ukraine

Player Page
@VHLM GM

Helsinki receives:
Aiden Paige
Cole Stermer
Filip Zinek
S94 SEA 3rd
S94 LDN 3rd
S94 VAN 4th
S95 SEA 1st

Seattle receives:
Daryl Dixon


This trade has been accepted by all parties and is pending league approval.

mods make this guy eligble 

That doesn't surprise me

@Members We're live! Everyone come hang out!
 
Also blame @samx for the idea of the members tag  

Yaroslav Bogatyrev (Bojovnik) has announced their retirement.

Maybe just shorten your name to Jcarson?

“Tfong” has not been a member of our league for years at this point. Yet to me and many others, “Baozi” is not a member of this league. For years, our head moderator was known in the league as Tfong, making the switch over to Baozi seemingly in late 2021. I have been in this league for nearly 5 years and have shared more time with Baozi then I have Tfong, yet I will always know the head moderator to be Tfong. 
 
I believe this is the case for many older members, and a cause of confusion for the younger ones. This week is all about rebranding, and I think rebranding yourself is the hardest thing you can do.
 
TXC is a name that I used in the VHL for a brief period of time. I coined it after less than a year of joining and its original intention was to draw away from Hogan. Hogan was meant to be my player and I didn’t exactly know what I was doing when I created my player. I did actually receive many people calling me TXC, but as you can see, I’m Hogan again. Hogan never left people's minds, many still referred to me as it and I think now if I was still TXC many still would call me Hogan. 
 
In response to me telling Gorlab my name is no longer Hogan.
 
Gorlab- “it is to me…and it always will be”
 
N0h- “Calling you txc is just weird”
 
As I learned from Gustav’s most recent 30 for 30. Instant Rockstar once tried to rebrand as “Goonie”. This was a few months before my time but it seems as if the Goonie name was shed very early, but late enough for him to get a VHLM GM job. 

Diamond Ace- “@beketov just so you know, the new member was actually ir the whole time”
 
I believe the VHL’s most notable rebrand was one done by Kachur. Many know the legend of Horcrux, and those there to experience it know that the legend lives up to the stories. For those who don’t know, Kachur was an old member who was banned and generally not heard from in a long time. On the other hand, Horcrux was a huge piece in the current landscape of the VHL and the moderation team .Horcrux presented themselves as a queer woman, which we now know to not be anywhere close to the truth. Horcrux was only in the league for 2 months, Oct-Dec 2021. 59 Days in the VHL with 323 posts equally out to about 5 and a half per day. This number does not include the discord which would bring our totals up immensely. Around the middle of Horcrux’s time in the league, there was a large change in the COC, while not directly caused by them I believe they had the second largest hand in that whole scenario. But not all things last, shortly after Horcrux was found to be Kachur and was rightfully banned. 
 
I don’t want to bring up the specifics behind everything. Kachur was a horrible member who caused a lot of pain for numerous of our members and I do not wish to bring it all back up. 
 
In the end, rebranding yourself in the VHL is something that is so incredibly hard to do. Once members know you as one name or character, it will stick. But with true dedication I am sure it’s possible. Or in the case of Horcrux, pure delusion.

Apply for seattle

Maybe an idea for a third jersey rather than a complete rebrand. Anyways, hope you like it. 

Helsinki receives:
Celise Pereira
S94 DCD 1st

Moscow receives:
Kronchy Kardashian


This trade has been accepted by all parties and is pending league approval.

Player Information
Username: Jdog
Player Name: Jdog Kennedy
Recruited From: Other (Tik tok)
Age: 18
Position: D
Height: 74 in.
Weight: 165 lbs.
Birthplace: Canada

Player Page
@VHLM GM

me and the owner of the Las Vegas Aces got into a gambling match legally I can't divulge much but lets just say i didn't lose

All entries based upon the London United, Calgary Wranglers, and New York Americans will receive triple TPE, I assume? Considering they need it the most.