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36W in the mud??

8 hours ago, Enorama said:

Oh, mighty GustavMattias, virtuoso of the ice, we beseech your unparalleled prowess to grace our humble hockey team with your unparalleled skills. Your name resonates like a hymn in the rinks, echoing tales of unmatched finesse and unrivaled victories. We stand in awe of your sublime talent, envisioning the glory and triumph that would surely follow your esteemed presence on our team.

 

With the grace of a figure skater and the power of a thunderous slap shot, you are the embodiment of hockey excellence. Your stick dances on the puck like a maestro conducting a symphony, leaving opponents in awe and teammates in utter admiration. The very thought of your joining our ranks ignites a fervent flame of hope, as we envision the victories and championships that could be within our grasp.

 

Oh, GustavMattias, we kneel before you, our hearts entwined with the blades you masterfully glide upon. We implore you, with the utmost sincerity and humility, to consider gracing our team with your celestial talent. Join us on this journey, and together, let us etch a legacy of triumph on the icy canvas of the hockey arena. We await your benevolent response, oh hockey deity, with bated breath and unwavering devotion.

Review:

Super clean graphic, the overall minimal gradient background with the star in the middle showcasing the cities skyline really encapsulates this years host city.  The motion blur behind the goalie adds a nice little "action shot" effect to the piece, and the "DILSON" text is bold and at the forefront so its impossible to miss who the graphic is highlighting.  Only thing im not a big fan of is the "All Star Action" font.  A little to script-y for me but overall amazing job this theme week! 9/10

On 1/27/2024 at 11:22 PM, animal74 said:

 Toronto Legion Press Conference 

(2 TPE for answering all six questions)

 

1. At the halfway point of the season we are tied with Chicago for the last play-in spot. What are your thoughts on our season so far?

2. We rank last in the league in power play percentage with 14.77%. What can we change on the PP?

3. With the trade deadline approaching what should management's strategy be?

4. Which team (besides us) has surprised you the most (good or bad) this season?

5. What new helmet do you think would look best with our uniforms - a matte blue or chrome blue?

6. Rank the four new NHL Stadium Series jerseys with 1 being the best and 4 being the worst.

1.  A bit underwhelming coming off our cup win but as we have seen before anything can happen if we just make the playoffs!

2. We need our squad to focus more on defence and scoring stats to have more puck control in the offensive zone and make our shots count.

3. Management really has to assess what they deem a successful season at this point.  Simon hasn't been kind and we are teetering in the middle.

4. Malmo has been better than expected for sure.

5. Chrome blue! Let's get flashy.

6. Rangers, Devils, Isles, Flyers.  In that order

At the end of the day the biggest issue will always be Simon's simulator.  Until (and if ever) we find a proper engine to jump to these arguments will always continue and go in circles.  I think the stupidest and most misleading thing to newer members is that Leadership and Discipline are virtually useless, yet still there and still upgradeable.  Just always going to remain confusing with most users gearing toward a "meta" in the most cost effective way possible.

Beketov Trophy next.

@nurx

banger

TALK TO ‘EM

Nice work Dakota!

Joel Castle

WOOOOOOO

2 hours ago, Spartan said:

Is it tampering if I reply to this article??

If you would like to tamper DM me.

Welcome

Season 92 has officially begun in the VHL, and fans of the Continental Cup winning Toronto Legion have carried their excitement and energy through to the new season.  Things for the club however are not looking too hot so far.  After a bit of a rocky off-season, which forced the team to start opening night with holes in their roster, the club sits third last in the entire league.  Could the cup hangover be real for this once electric squad? 

On top of the abysmal performances, aside from a few key guys like star centre Jimi Jaks @ke1viand top Dman Bobby Bob @Baby Boomer, there have been rumblings from within the management offices of a shakeup.  Statements such as "We are going to have to make a huge decision here soon" and "I think selling may be in our future" have echoed through the corridors of the Legion's board rooms.  But for a team not so far removed from a championship, is pushing the panic button the right move this early in to the season? 

Forward Mac Atlas is struggling mightily.  With his 6th VHL season now well underway, the forward has only been able to put up 8 points in 12 games played.  Not ideal for the captain who had an absolutely stellar playoff performance.  In a recent report from an "unnamed" Toronto sports media outlet, it was highly rumoured that Atlas may have to expect a change of scenery soon if he can't find his footing.  The offer allegedly came from Moscow Menace GM Euron Leonidas @Spartan , and consisted of 2 picks and a player for Atlas straight up.  Moscow are off to a stellar start and boast a rich roster of young talent seemingly ready to compete.  Right now it doesn't feel right to ship off the captain right after winning it all, and especially for a player who has been loyal to the club and city, making Toronto his home.  As it stands, Atlas remains a UFA after this season, something his agent is blatantly unhappy with.

If Atlas were to be shipped off to Moscow, would the dominoes begin to fall?  The team realistically still has a super strong core in Jaks, Atlas, Bob, Callahan @dstevensonjr, Fitzroy Jr. @Moon, and net minder Castle @animal74.  While it is impossible to retain everyone due to the rising cost of these contracts as these players progress, it's hard to justify tearing it down this fast.  As is evident from last season, where the Legion also had a turbulent start, it is possible to right the ship and go all the way.  

There is no doubt that this is a dedicated group, and the locker room holds strong.  The issues with the Legion stem from depth concerns, and some fans like to place blame on the off-ice and off-season antics of former Legion player Montgomery Burns.  Burns went through a PED scandal half way through last season, but was able to recover and rejoin the squad for their cup run.  Where the relationship soured after that remains unknown, however in a leaked phone call from management the words "Burns did fuck us over" can be heard uttered.

Fans of the Toronto Legion remain optimistic despite it all, as they have seen this club overcome adversity in the past.  It is frustrating to start a season in the basement of the league, but riding the high of winning the league last year should carry through no matter what happens. 

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Atlas took a beating already and it’s just year 6

User @Benson has received a 1 week TPE ban (01/14/2024 to 01/21/2024) for violation of the VHL Code of Conduct section 1.2 in regards to the usage of AI in point tasks.

1. @youloser1337
F - Mac Atlas
F - Jason
F - Left Alone
D - Jacob Stone
D - Kronchy Kardashian 
G - Merome Dilson

2. @twists
F - Henry Eagles
F - Wann Kerr
F - Dogwood Maple
D - Elias Lampi
D - Pierre Emile Bouchard
G - Lachlan Summers

3. @mattyIceman
F - John Jameson
F - Ak92 with da Hoodie
F - FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Analfist
D - Mark Callaway
D - Yaboi Oven
G - Joel Castle

4. @v.2  (GM)
F - Jimi Jaks
F - The Frenchman
F - Todd Cooke
D - Skor McFleury
D - Bobby Bob
G - Fuukka Rask

5. @jake
F - Molly The Cat
F - Daryl Dixon
F - Nikolas Kauppi
D - Velociraptor Greg
D - Moritz Stauffer
G - Jesse Teno

6. @Trazan 
F - Jasper Davis
F -  Francesco Mancini
F - Yaroslav Bogatyrev
D - Liv Slater
D - Rex Wolffe Gregor
G - Clueless Wallob

User @ShawnGlade has received a 3 week TPE ban (01/14/2024 to 01/28/2024) for violation of the VHL Code of Conduct section 1.2 in regards to the usage of AI in point tasks.

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