Daniel Janser

I mean that is one of these copy pasta messages you seemed to have been missing

maybe if you stayed active for more than six weeks or so

yeah because it is your own... smh

@twists is there a specific reason you use the 'Mondaine' watch which is omnipresent on Swiss Railway stations?

Enter Holiday season 2021... https://vhlforum.com/topic/5312-ban-thread/?do=findComment&comment=897879

except Strength which you can bring above 100 (see my player for example) but caps at 99

said no good guy ever...

was going to comment that this did not age well

If that is not dispelling any suspicions of foul play I do not know what will

It certainly is a looker... if I take my own out of competition (because bias) I like Lavelle's best...

that is positionism at its worst

A red/green stick would look Also I may lend you one of my spares to play

*sad face* unless I am blocking 350+ shots in the next two season I won't be able to join the club then

this is a very sneaky reference to the Geneva Motorshow, one of the most important events for automobile marketing (next to the Detroit Motorshow and the IAA in Frankfurt)

what is the 500-1000-1000 club? @Advantage

Denns has a player in Juan Sano III right now (though I am not sure about his active status)

I just recently remembered the DM you sent me at the time and wondered how far that project has gone. I mean the render of my player is amazing enough as it is, but the stick... holy smokes... all of them look fantastic I would be hard pressed to name a winner in a contest. All of them are very thought through with personal twists. Exceedingly well done Triller, chapeau.

Graphic courtesy of Leandrofg (Marcel's stats/Daniel's stats) After a long absence from reporting on our two intrepid heroes, we have a lot of catching up to do. So without any further ado, let's get this show on the road. Calgary has had ups and downs in the course of the 55 games they have played. They show a 33-15-7 record and are tied second in points in the NA conference and fourth in the league. Left winger Landon Wolanin has league wide the most markers to his name with 39, Daniel is hot in his trail with 37 on the second place. It is safe to say that both players would be happy for the other one, in case either takes home the Brooks. In the points race the positions are switched with Janser being tied first (together with Marner) at 84 points each with Wolanin on second with 77 points. The winger is also tied-first in game winning goals, sharing his place in the lime light with Latvian forward Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems with nine decisive goals. Gonçalves provides top ten goals (33) for the Albertan team's secondary scoring and is the most abused player in the league. Janser remains a menace on the draw, being the best of his trade at the moment when it comes to winning the puck. In the Stolzschweiger race, Abbas Jr is in a threeway tie with Prague's Kauppi and Riga's St-Louis with 40 points each, whereas Helsinki's Dixon fell behind (30). In net, the Wranglers are solid with a combined 6 shutouts between Pedersen and Lindbergh and both of them being north of the .920 saving rate mark. In the defense, AirRig GoodBrandSun is as usual in the top ten in terms of production, whereas to everybody's surprise, Bo Johansson was not able to repeat his stellar S86 season. Sax Justice is one of the best defensive forwards in the league with a +26 rating, good for second place. While he is not the deadly scorer (even though he has set new personal records in goals and points already), he certainly is a pain in the neck to score against. Exactly the role which GM Kris Rice has assigned to the winger turned center. He is the fail-safe for the Wolanin-Janser power train, and these two have repeatedly assured that they appreciate his defensive play and that he does not get enough love by supporters and media alike. He is the unsung hero, for years being one of the top ten player in the +/- rating. Taking hardly any penalties and defending with his gray matter rather than with brawn, doing the small but important things right. The rookies Abbas, VLG and Braun made a decent entry into the league and will develop into good players. They are soaking up any advice thrown their way by the veterans in the team and show steady improvement in their play, even dropping the gloves if the situation calls for it. Marcel will in all likelyhood stay south of 50 points, but sofar has never had a negative +/- rating and is the reliable stay at home defender. Strasmore keeps up with his physical play and trash talks his way under the opposing players' skin. Just recently he provoked his opposite number to a fight with 1:27 minutes into the game, which ended up for said player to be dismissed from the game. Yes, it took Strassy 87 seconds to annoy a professional hockey player to the point they snapped (he probably was still hung over from the stash of half full rum bottles he found in his bachelor pad). He is also the secondmost penalized player in the league, behind Brian Payne Train. Let's hope that this time CGY is going for a cup run. Here are the Jansers' stats for the season: Marcel: 55gp, 4g, 28a, 32pts, +19, 60 PIM, 66 hits, 102sb, 1gwg, 3ppg Daniel: 55gp, 37g, 47a, 87pts, +24, 82 PIM, 132 hits, 22sb, 5gwg, 6ppg, 1shg, 60.66FO%, 5 first star nominations https://vhlforum.com/topic/132607-a-tale-of-two-brothers-champions-of-the-world/ https://vhlforum.com/topic/132733-a-tale-of-two-brothers-change-of-pace/ https://vhlforum.com/topic/132890-vsn-presents-the-draft-that-built-the-future-a-calgary-wranglers-story/ https://vhlforum.com/topic/132924-a-tale-of-two-brothers-almost-a-third-done/

all fake... Spartiates are born not recruited

What also needs to be considered, not everyone of us is a native English speaker. For my usual Media spot, it takes me the better part of two hours to create same. One of the reasons is because I have to restructure my sentences as I still think in German and have to basically re-do the MS from head to paper (okay screen, but you get the point). And I am fluent in English, read English books and work in a company whose day-to-day language is English. This is time consuming and a barrier already for a lot of people in this fast paced world. The reward is also not immediate (and I am not even referring to getting the update approved) compared to social media where a 50 character statement renders immediate response in likes etc. I am honest here (and try not to be judgemental): whoever read Gustav's magnum opus about the best players of every fucking draft year (where Janser was FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY btw) is a hero to me. So I understand that people will not read my Media spot as it is mainly about my brother and me and tends to be lengthy. So I can deal with the lack of 'reward'. And finally, if I do not want to just spam written diarrhea but have a structured, well presented, reasonably acceptable styled and mostly grammatically correct piece of work, I need to put effort in it. Effort which not everybody is inclined (or able) to put in. If we combine it with the perceived 'we want max earners only' attitude (which again is not necessarily the case, but can easily come across like this) the cards are stacked against retention. If we now also allow that people tend to move on from hobbies for various reasons, it is to be expected. After all how many of your Highschool Football team mates are still playing football on a regular basis? And in five years? or ten?

1. You need to earn hate, sympathy comes for free. They are just envious that we are better and let's be honest, more handsome. 2. It certainly is a promising and it looks like we have a keeper as a backup (badum-ts). 3. I do not care what happens behind us. Our focus needs to be upwards not downwards. 4. Must be HOF Philadelphia forward Bobby Clarke for his gritty two-way play. 5. I did not really have any I could think of. 6. I am on the fence here, I would say StarWars as I loved the original three movies, but I think Disney is milking this cow too much (and as with BOOM Jar Jar turned me off tbh).

Holy Defence, Batman... hope you find more success with this player, sorry Chiang's career did not pan out as his VHLE season would have promised...

nooooo! My Oslo Storm buddy is gone... we were unstoppable when played together...

The Captain making sure that Strassy is amped up before matches by 'hiding' half full bottles of spiced rum in the defenders bachelors pad.

shush he counted his multis as well