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Bruh! Also let's get to this: 1. Why are you the way you are? 2. Of all the COC jokes thus far, which one is your favourite? 3. How do you know so much about my [REDACTED]? 4. So Halifax are absolute dog to the point that they even lose to us (Miami). What's your take on the future rebuild of the sinking ship? Also HOW DARE YOU steal @ForeTwenty? Can you imagine if Eaton Kuch and Mia Khalifa were on the same D pairing? The memes we lost will never be forgiven! 5. How are you liking you off-meta Defenseman thus far? What does your future plans for Mr.PP look like? 6. When are we getting the drunk history stream with you and Beketov?

There were a lot of pretty good ideas for us all to completely ignore and then steal in 6 months! @Berocka So the mods are Judge Dredd, is what you are saying? The accent does kind of carry still, think that's probably counted as cheating for the podcast tournament? #BerockaForAidenShaw

"Umm" count down to 11, unless I missed some. Which means it's no longer distracting, that is honestly a massive improvement in such a short time. Had I not been actively counting I wouldn't have noticed most of them. The mic coming unplugged had me "this" close to start troubleshooting my setup, by the time you caught it. Editing mishaps happen. But had to dock points for it, for obvious reasons. Yeah, the forgotten phrase about Sam did sound like you were just really afraid of being slapped by the COC, ngl. But to be fair who isn't afraid of getting COC-slapped? @JardyB10 Doesn't Minnesota have like the highest population of Scandinavian ancestry in the US? If so, yeah probably best state. Not biased though!

I mean it wouldn't really be Buddha if he didn't have to deal with some setbacks along the way. I wish I could make wittier references than that, but I haven't read a thing about Buddhism in like 9 years at this point. All I remember is that he's kind of solid guy, with some Chad's trying to rain on his parade. Much like you in the locker room, minus the Chad part. So keep up the earnin', and the learnin' and Miami will climb in no time. I mean we do have a literal god in the lineup, so that has to help!

So I've noticed that it's a strangely common surname for you non-swedes to use on your (more or less) Swedish named players. What made you pick it? Was it Tomas Sandström? Or something else?

@samx It could be worse. There could have been derogatory comments about chicken nuggets. Also Simon does appear to love Seattle, or you lot are just doing something very right to get that much out of your players.

I mean that obviously means it was objectively the best draft ever. 100% active to HoF rate. Literally GOAT draft, the likes of which will never be seen again.

I mean honestly you timed it perfectly to give that dip before the high of a bday. It's all about contrasts maaan

New gif Hype!

Deep draft! I hope all the GMs held onto their late round picks to get all those steals.

Thank god I don't podcast then. Honestly I'm really not sure how I'm not breaking at least half of this on a daily basis. Not with any ill intent, just in the pursuit of memery.

@JardyB10 coming out the gates strong. With the very factually correct burns. COC jokes coming in hot and early, even by your standards. Wait we're not allowed to use deadly weapons. How am I supposed to play Clue then?! Wait, Plagiarism is cheating? Does that mean I have to stop just referencing quotes from podcasts to farm reactions?! No multis allowed I see. Thank god no one realized I'm just your multi that's used to cross-react yet. So no more making comments about my [REDACTED] in the Positivity corner, I guess? But what about if you want to appeal the appealed appeal? This was somehow informative. I don't know what to think about that honestly?

Unless you're Mia Khalifa, then it's not. Also fun fact. Bo has 50% more puck handling based lost pucks than Mia. Bo has had 54-70 PH, Mia has had 40 for the entire season. Simon just really loves Mia Khalifa, I guess?

This may even be too sad for @N0HBDY's playlist.

I feel like @JardyB10 was grandfathered in before the COC. He's like that weird uncle who just won't change at this point. But his charisma is just too damn high, so we can't really hate him for it.

ngl, I could see that happening. Also, stop butt shaming bruh!

Top tier out of context quote coming through. Don't mind me. But with CardiB10/ @JardyB10. I imagine it could be either.

Captain Clue reporting for duty!

Thank you, it really means a lot to me. I've gone through a lot of tough times too. So when I see someone dealing with stuff, I really want to help out and tell them the stuff they don't necessarily feel like they deserve to hear, but certainly do deserve. A lot of people seem to be dealing with those kinds of issues here. So being there for each other as a community can really make a difference, and I want to be part of that difference. Also oversharing is the most fun kind of sharing, or at least a strong second.

Truly, the path to Nirvana is through solid Defense, gradually improving TPE tasks and gratuitous use of Clue Glue™.

It was determined by the VHLM, that even a board game on skates needs to have a headshot, to be displayed when said player scores a goal. "But board games don't have faces!" you might think. I beg to differ:

5 TPE Uncapped Doubles Week (6 TPE uncapped from a PT being done) Transaction ID:39R163200C905920X

I am here to point out that: May simply be a misunderstanding. It's quite common for people who have yet to experience the glory that is Clue Glue™ to assume it is a performance enhancing drug of some description, which to be fair it IS. It's just a legal one, kinda like Creatine's bigger better and noticeably more ruggedly handsome and smooth brother. #TeamClue has been reaching out to BGCS since the incident to make sure that this was just a case of someone "getting lit" and seeing something awesome (Clue Glue™ usage) and simply being too "lit" to realize what they were actually seeing. Because The Board Game Clue on Skates is in fact a board game, we were unable to get any meaningful answers on the phone. But that's entirely normal and no reason to be alarmed! As of yet we can't even confirm or deny that it was the upstanding BGCS who was the board game in question. But let's just say that there are certain circumstances that make it seem plausible.

I mean if he's ever visiting Arizona, I'm sure he'll enjoy the shade.

If it's any consolation I think about half the people who do fantasy picked you to win your game. So a lot of people randomly picked that option and prayed saw it and bet on you keeping it up. Edit: So that was the wrong week. Not even @youloser1337 noticed enough to put you in the fantasy. Or he did and had so much belief that he just considered putting a sure win like that in borderline rigging.