Shindigs

Couldn't help it.

As Soraka

There's also that clubbing thing, but we don't talk about that! Would also add that for the longest time this season Ben lead the league in Shootout SV%. So the man understands the moment, too bad we're Miami so we can never quite reach "the moment". But if we did, Ben would usually seal the deal.

HOLY CLUCKING CHRIST?! HOW HARD DOES HE WORK?

Can confirm, the solution to being a manlet is to work harder!

Imagine having so much power you can fire yourself without anyone noticing.

He was probably trying to tag @N0HBDY. Common mistake.

Hi Fonzi!

My timezone doesn't necessarily help. But I'm more than interested.

I have to somewhat agree with @Spartan here. This doesn't sound like you not caring at all. It just sounds like you have proven everything you may have felt you needed to prove to yourself in this league. So now you can just enjoy the ride for what it is. I don't really know you personally, but you come across as a driven person. So feeling like you "should" strive for literally everything is probably part of your nature. But sometimes letting go of that and just having fun can be a lot more healthy. That's more what it sounds like you're doing now. There is plenty of room to care, without trying to spearhead everything you do care about.

Would you care to elaborate on this for as it's pretty relevant to me as a 1st gen, what exactly was your mistake and how do you plan to remedy it for your next player?

#Elmeberocka doesn't seem to be taken.

NGL, I had some trouble figuring out where the first name ended and the last name begun. But we got there in the end!

He is so festive his beard grew a beard! With Clue Glue™ anything is possible!

Because I posted it in the wrong donation thread apparently.

K, so I snuck into your presser for the memes again. 1. Clue, 100% But since that's been banned for being too powerful. I'd go with Defense, obviously. 2. Way too good, please give Miami some points. 3. I mean it started off really slow, then he added Clue Glue™ and elevated his game. So now he's somehow 2nd in points as a purely defensive defenseman. So that's vaguely depressing. 4. Not Alex, because everyone knows Alex is nightmare fuel. So let's go with Juan Ceson since he makes sure no one works too hard in the LR. Gotta save the energy for the games! 5. 5. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer On Skates, obviously. 6. i) We don't really do gifts anymore, just give to our respective charities instead. Since the people who get it needs it more than us. So my gift to all of you is the charity auction @Doomsday scouting report on @MubbleFubbles's player.

@Alexandre Review: As usual I enjoy your MS. These types of articles are quite useful to the league. As far from everyone will want to put in the time/effort of going around all the teams and checking for needs etc. Even for users with players in the M it's not necessarily something you'd do. So to have it all in an easy to digest straight to the point article, that outlines basically everything the casual observer needs to know is great. If there is something I'd like to see to take it to the next level, it's possibly adding in a bit more eye candy to go with it all. Team logos/banners etc. and on the information side of things having a quick stat line for the players in question would also be a nice touch. The stuff that @ajwllmsn does with his rankings over at VSN is in a similar vein. So looking at those as a possible source of inspiration may take it to the next level, or maybe your new endorsement deal with Step-Hasbro™ means that Clue Glue™ will help elevate your MS! Though, I'm not entirely sure that's how Clue Glue™ works. Keep up the good work!

We lost him too soon. 100% does, it gets pretty intense sometimes. I've learned some new words.

Have you tried Clue Glue™? It'll help with that! (Apply directly to front door, problem solved) Have you tried Clue Glue™? It'll help with that! (Yes, it is in fact like a better version of Creatine) Have you tried Clue Glue™? It'll help with that! (It also burns fat, somehow) You're not going to believe this. But I think Clue Glue™ would also help with that! (Just rub it all over, it will likely help) You guessed it! Clue Glue™ is in fact the solution here too! (And boy is it tasty) With that much Clue Glue™ in your future, I really can't blame you! Best of luck in your future endeavors Mr.Butts, on behalf of #TeamClue!

Review: I mean Hulk Hogan is in it which makes it comedy gold, so that's always a plus. If you then add in a psychedelic background on top of that. It's only going to be better. With that said however, I feel that the render of everyone's favourite handlebar mustache wielder comes across as too dark and slightly too low contrast compared to the relatively intense glow of the background. Now since it's you, I'll assume that there is at least a 50/50 that this was part of speedrunning, which would make literally everything I'm currently writing completely pointless. But assuming that isn't the case. I'd have liked you to color swap the highlights on the general swoleness that is King Hogan so that it too was yellow and actually looked like it was the yellow light from the background reflected on the man, the myth and the legend that is King Hogan. Score: None, because there is about a solid 95% chance @Spartan will be the updater looking at this review, and he doesn't like scores anyways.

Why do I like watching bar charts moving this much? It doesn't feel entirely reasonable, or sane. But then I'm neither of those, so that makes some sense.

This really is a hard one. Because on one hand you have the people who genuinely do want constructive criticism, and just get annoyed at reviews that don't really give any useful feedback in an attempt to "be nice". But on the other hand you have people who will genuinely feel hurt even by constructive criticism, because they will view any and all criticism as a personal attack. Regardless of how constructive it is. Since it's basically impossible to know which category a person falls into without knowing them very well, it's just easier to give a phoned in review that doesn't really say anything. Or alternatively, only review the work from people who you know do good enough work, that your "safe" review will still be true to what you really feel. The latter is what I've gone with, for the most part. But realistically that leaves you mostly reviewing the work of people whose work doesn't "need" to be reviewed. But honestly, I see the reviews more as a means to promote community interaction and an openness to constructive criticism. Than as a way to make us all elite wordsmiths, podcasters and GFX artists. So maybe that phoned in review still performs its primary purpose?

In all fairness, standing is pretty hard.

We're all about those Vitamin D supplements. But yeah it's a pretty big issue here.