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Seattle (AP) -- Most watchers of the Seattle Bears offseason have been focused on who the team will take in the Dispersal Draft and the big trade with Quebec that brought Fabio Jokinen to town. But today, somewhat of a shocker emerged out of Bears HQ: winger Gabriel McAllister has signed a three year extension, with a no trade clause throughout the extension.
 
The contract will kick in this offseason and run through Season 61, McAllister's sixth season in the league. According to the player's agent, that particular time frame was done on purposes.
 
"Gabriel likes it here, and he wants to be known as a Seattle man," Warren told reporters after the extension was made public. "They have a single goal: winning championships. And reasonably, according to Gabriel, they have four seasons to do it, starting this year. With so many S54 stars like V2A, Yu and Federov, he wanted to be here through the end of their careers. And now he'll have a chance."
 
The contract is for the minimum amount of cash possible under the league's bylaws - though given McAllister's talent, that will still be a high amount. It's expected that he will earn $5 million per year over the life of the extension. On the open market, though, he could have gotten even more.
 
"It's not about the money for Gabriel. It's about winning and loyalty," Warren said. "He's got both of those in spades. He's excited to be with the team that drafted him for a long, long time."

Accept. Riga for life. 

Accept. Riga for life. 

This isn’t just for this league, this is dedicated to all the blue team members, or whatever color they may be at other leagues. 
 
God Bless you for having the strength to deal with the children. 
 
God Bless you for having the strength to deal with the trolls. 
 
God Bless you! 
 
It’s a thankless job, but no more! THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU! I’m thankful I’m not in that position anymore. Too old for all this bullshit lol. 
 
 

This isn’t just for this league, this is dedicated to all the blue team members, or whatever color they may be at other leagues. 
 
God Bless you for having the strength to deal with the children. 
 
God Bless you for having the strength to deal with the trolls. 
 
God Bless you! 
 
It’s a thankless job, but no more! THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU! I’m thankful I’m not in that position anymore. Too old for all this bullshit lol. 
 
 

This isn’t just for this league, this is dedicated to all the blue team members, or whatever color they may be at other leagues. 
 
God Bless you for having the strength to deal with the children. 
 
God Bless you for having the strength to deal with the trolls. 
 
God Bless you! 
 
It’s a thankless job, but no more! THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU! I’m thankful I’m not in that position anymore. Too old for all this bullshit lol. 
 
 

This isn’t just for this league, this is dedicated to all the blue team members, or whatever color they may be at other leagues. 
 
God Bless you for having the strength to deal with the children. 
 
God Bless you for having the strength to deal with the trolls. 
 
God Bless you! 
 
It’s a thankless job, but no more! THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU! I’m thankful I’m not in that position anymore. Too old for all this bullshit lol. 
 
 

Dude, I won’t deny you’re good at what you do. It’s the reason that when I came back I asked you for help(that you ignored, but that’s okay, it was a risky question so I understand it). I personally love most of your work always have, probably always will, but the problem isn’t your ability, it’s your attitude. I don’t understand how you can’t see that? You’re volatile. From an experience standpoint, would you be good in that role? Maybe, but I would fear with your attitude you would alienate members for simply trying sigs because you deemed them not worthy.  This is what I get out of this entire thing. You’re making a mockery of it. 
 
Did Boom use some stock renders? Of course, we can’t deny that, but he also put some additional work into it so that it just wasn’t that stock. It’s not that far off from using stocks for backgrounds...
 
at the end of the day if a sig or an article takes 5 minutes(you’d be surprised how easy it is to bullshit an article when you want too), or 50 minutes, it’s still a for-fun fake league. Come on man, let people enjoy themselves. 
 
 

And what’s up with the “holier than thou” attitude when it comes to graphics? We get it man, you’re good. You’re really good, but dragging people through the mud or belittling others through your “no effort” sigs is kind of an asshole thing to do. There’s plenty of people out there that try and come up with the sig you posted above. There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s six fake points in a fake game for a fake player. Get the fuck over yourself and let people enjoy this league. 

This isn’t just for this league, this is dedicated to all the blue team members, or whatever color they may be at other leagues. 
 
God Bless you for having the strength to deal with the children. 
 
God Bless you for having the strength to deal with the trolls. 
 
God Bless you! 
 
It’s a thankless job, but no more! THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU! I’m thankful I’m not in that position anymore. Too old for all this bullshit lol. 
 
 

Here? Not in a while. Elsewhere, every week. Back in the day, graphics and articles. 
 
Where did I say it was above me? Or are you trying to say it’s above me because I can’t even do a five minute sig? You’re sure as shit right I can’t anymore, hence why I asked you for your help because I respect you as a designer. As a decent human? Not so much anymore these days. 
 
Graphic design wasn’t like riding a bike for me, learn it, do it. Forget it for years, and hop right back on like it was nothing. Nope, the years away from photoshop were not kind to me. 

If you look above at one of my other posts I clearly stated I didn’t hold that against you, nor will I. No where did I say I was entitled to a response from you, nor do I believe I am. I’m not framing you for anything...do you listen to yourself? Lmao. Jesus Christ. I simply said you didn’t respond to me. That’s your right. Your attitude and your constant “woe is me” card and CONSTANTLY trying to put words into people’s mouths is why I think you’re lousy at being a decent person. 
 
If you didn’t care as much as you say you didn’t care you wouldn’t be here. Simple as that. 
 
Cool, I’m an asshole. Good night everyone. 

This isn’t just for this league, this is dedicated to all the blue team members, or whatever color they may be at other leagues. 
 
God Bless you for having the strength to deal with the children. 
 
God Bless you for having the strength to deal with the trolls. 
 
God Bless you! 
 
It’s a thankless job, but no more! THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU! I’m thankful I’m not in that position anymore. Too old for all this bullshit lol. 
 
 

This isn’t just for this league, this is dedicated to all the blue team members, or whatever color they may be at other leagues. 
 
God Bless you for having the strength to deal with the children. 
 
God Bless you for having the strength to deal with the trolls. 
 
God Bless you! 
 
It’s a thankless job, but no more! THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU! I’m thankful I’m not in that position anymore. Too old for all this bullshit lol. 
 
 

Dude, I won’t deny you’re good at what you do. It’s the reason that when I came back I asked you for help(that you ignored, but that’s okay, it was a risky question so I understand it). I personally love most of your work always have, probably always will, but the problem isn’t your ability, it’s your attitude. I don’t understand how you can’t see that? You’re volatile. From an experience standpoint, would you be good in that role? Maybe, but I would fear with your attitude you would alienate members for simply trying sigs because you deemed them not worthy.  This is what I get out of this entire thing. You’re making a mockery of it. 
 
Did Boom use some stock renders? Of course, we can’t deny that, but he also put some additional work into it so that it just wasn’t that stock. It’s not that far off from using stocks for backgrounds...
 
at the end of the day if a sig or an article takes 5 minutes(you’d be surprised how easy it is to bullshit an article when you want too), or 50 minutes, it’s still a for-fun fake league. Come on man, let people enjoy themselves. 
 
 

This isn’t just for this league, this is dedicated to all the blue team members, or whatever color they may be at other leagues. 
 
God Bless you for having the strength to deal with the children. 
 
God Bless you for having the strength to deal with the trolls. 
 
God Bless you! 
 
It’s a thankless job, but no more! THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU! I’m thankful I’m not in that position anymore. Too old for all this bullshit lol. 
 
 

This isn’t just for this league, this is dedicated to all the blue team members, or whatever color they may be at other leagues. 
 
God Bless you for having the strength to deal with the children. 
 
God Bless you for having the strength to deal with the trolls. 
 
God Bless you! 
 
It’s a thankless job, but no more! THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU! I’m thankful I’m not in that position anymore. Too old for all this bullshit lol. 
 
 

And what’s up with the “holier than thou” attitude when it comes to graphics? We get it man, you’re good. You’re really good, but dragging people through the mud or belittling others through your “no effort” sigs is kind of an asshole thing to do. There’s plenty of people out there that try and come up with the sig you posted above. There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s six fake points in a fake game for a fake player. Get the fuck over yourself and let people enjoy this league. 

Children on the internet is fucking comical. This shit is pure gold. 

And what’s up with the “holier than thou” attitude when it comes to graphics? We get it man, you’re good. You’re really good, but dragging people through the mud or belittling others through your “no effort” sigs is kind of an asshole thing to do. There’s plenty of people out there that try and come up with the sig you posted above. There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s six fake points in a fake game for a fake player. Get the fuck over yourself and let people enjoy this league. 

My middle name is interesting. 
 
My second middle name is exciting. 

I’m down for it if they also get a name change to the Halifax Highlanders.

This is also a good suggestion. 
 
This gets my vote now.