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1. The Wranglers made the playoffs! How is you're player feeling? Pretty good. Although he hasn't contributed much, it's good to see the other Wranglers excited to be in the post season. 2. How do you think we will do against the Bears? Well it's been a solid 2-0 start but you can never count out Seattle. The team must not let off the accelerator. 3. Does your player have any playoff rituals? I'd pray to some kind of god, but let's face it, nothing short of voodoo would be of benefit to Odinsson. 4. What is your current players all-time favorite VHL playoff moment? None. I concentrate on the now, rather then look back at history that I'll probably forget in a months time anyway. 5. What is the key area the Wranglers will have to focus on, in order to win this series? Defense. Shutting down the Bears potent scoring is key to continuing in this seasons playoffs. 6. If we win the first round, who would you rather play? DC or Chicago? Why? I'd rather concentrate on the current series. I'm not going to look like an idiot talking about DC or Chicago, then getting smashed by Seattle instead.

The Rush have officially clinched the top of the VHLM standings for S78! What is your go-to way to celebrate winning the first Prime Minister's cup in 15 seasons? Go absolutely fucking nuts. If I didn't end up in jail overnight, I'd be disappointed. 2. With the regular season about over, who is your personal pick for Team MVP for the season and why? That would require me to pay attention to the VHLM and it's hard enough to keep up with the VHL. Whoever has the most points is how success is usually measured here. 3. Season 2 of the War with San Diego ends in...a tie? With the season series closing in at 4-4, do you have any final remarks for @thadthrasher and his Marlins? Difficult to comment as I have ties to both. Former Marlin and consider several Yukon members as mates so congratulations on a great battle by both teams this season. 4. Looking at the standings, we're guaranteed to face up against Mexico City. What are your predictions for the series? Yukon has got this. MC is a good team but the mighty Rush will put the Kings out of their misery. 5. If you had to pick a single song to listen to for the rest of your life, which would it be? Baby Shark. The "rest of my life" would probably only last 3 hours before I end my suffering tbh. 6. Controversial Opinion of the Week: I absolutely despise the opening day/opening week of a new popular movie that I'm planning to see, and I'll avoid going to see it in theaters for at least 2-3 weeks. The BO and the popcorn crunching all around me, let alone if someone really tall sits in front of me, drives me insane. Agree or disagree? Agree approximately 12000%. I generally hate other people anyway so I'd happily miss the early run of a new movie. It doesn't take much to piss me off.

Good luck to all applicants.

That's a shame.

Is cage fight to the death an option?

1. What team do you think is the Wranglers biggest rival? Why? I've only just arrived but I'd say Seattle. They just seem like dicks. I've also reserved a special place on my shit list for the Legion.... 2. We have 8 games left and on a 3 game winning streak, do you think we can end the season with no more losses? Hahahaha, good one. Oh, you're serious. Umm, not to be negative but that's a tad optimistic. 3. Which player on the Wranglers do you most look forward to seeing their weekly media spots or graphics? I enjoy Prouts ramblings and Phil's podcast. I'm sure there are other good ones, but I'm not here too often tbh. 4. With the season close to an end, have you reached the goals you set out for your player? If those goals were to be even worse than last season and disappoint, then yes, I've crushed them! 5. Thornton (77), Perry(76) and Su (74) are the top 3 in scoring on the Wranglers, who do you think will finish on top once the season is over? Whoever shares a line with Odinsson because he certainly isn't going to steal their scoring opportunities. 6. Say one thing about your player that your team-mates may not know about them? He is incredibly close to retiring.

Thad deletes boobie threads. Thus, I don't like him.

Yep, fuck this.

Whatever happens, all the best.

Legion just needed to get rid of the dead weight.

1. 19 games left, what do the Wranglers have to focus on to keep that playoff drive going? I'd suggest trading for an underwhelming forward who's played for at least three teams already before his rookie deal has expired. 2. What is the one question you want to bring to your new AGM to bring to the table when he has his first meeting with the GM? Why the hell would you waste time on trading for the above-mentioned player? Madness! 3. Share with us what equipment you use so that we can stock up on your favorites! (Sticks and Skates) Whatever is the cheapest. No sense wasting money on elite equipment on me! 4. What's something in particular that motivates you before a game? Knowing that the fans and media will be chasing other players afterwards, and I can just walk out of the arena unnoticed. 5. Who on our team has the smallest hands? I have only just arrived so to be completely honest I'm not sure. It's also something that I'm happy to avoid finding out. 6. If you were teaching your child to play hockey what move would you teach them to dominate the game? I'd skate around showing them my skillset. Then tell them to do the opposite.

Good luck with your time in Toronto.

No reason.

Monetize your drivecasts. Genius!

It seems minimal after all of that, but I sincerely wish you all the very best for the future and know that @Juicewill be a fountain of information about Hungary and will help however possible. He's a quality dude.

Did we play?

LOL, no need to review.

Well shit.

1. The Yukon Pick of the Sim is a new tradition being officially started this season (based on something previously done for a short time a few seasons ago). We currently have the leaderboard spread out across 6 players, and with @Zetterbergcurrently being the All Time Leader in Picks held. What do you think of this new tradition? Not a bad idea and maybe it will create some healthy competition amongst the roster. If it catches on, maybe the VHL teams might steal it. 2. Another game against the Marlins, another dub which brings us to 2-0 in our season series against them. When we win, what would you like @thadthrasherto sing in front of all the VHL? I mentioned in another thread that he should sing WAP, but really, anything that references satan would be just as entertaining. 3. We're now closing in slowly to the half-way part of the season. Mid-season update on your thoughts about your player? My player might have been serviceable at the VHLM level because he's done nothing but suck ass as a VHL "player". 4. The VHLE expansion league took the league by huge surprise, what are your initial thoughts? Any team/place you'd hope to get a team one day? I still don't understand it tbh, but that could be because I'm a grumpy turd who hates change. I doubt I'll be here to worry about it so no, no preference as far as teams go. 5. How often do you order in food with delivery per week? Zero. Where I live, no one delivers. I'm stuck with whatever is in the cupboards/fridge that week. 6. Controversial Opinion of the Week: I like to eat/drink cold things (slurpees, iced capps, frozen fruit, etc.) when it's cold inside. Agree or Disagree, and thoughts? It depends, but if pushed for an answer then yes. Cold is good.