You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Steve can't come.
You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise?
VHL Survivor. Bring together the VHL's top 10 shit-stirrers and anyone else entertaining, and place them on the above-mentioned island to battle it out until only 1 remains.
What are things that management can do that makes you feel supported as a player? (what is important to you?)
Nothing comes immediately to mind. The support in Helsinki is already good, and they can't really improve the opinion I have of my own player.
When was the last time you screamed at the top of your lungs during a game? What were you yelling about?
Probably the most recent game we played. The only thing I yell at is myself and the uselessness which I regularly displacy when given ice time.
Is there anything hanging in your Team Locker that motivates you?
No, just a car air freshener because my locker stinks. it's right next to the urinals, where it belongs.
Give this Gif a hashtag :
#youforgotyourstickmoron