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The completed summer transfers list - EPL Most expensive Premier League signing: Leroy Sane to Manchester City (£37m) Busiest Premier League club: Middlesbrough (nine signings) Most spent by a Premier League club: Manchester City (£100.2m) Money spent (approximately): £563.8m ARSENAL INS: Granit Xhaka (£33.8m, Borussia Monchengladbach), Rob Holding (£2m, Bolton), Takuma Asano (undisclosed, Sanfrecce Hiroshima). OUTS: Isaac Hayden (£2.5m, Newcastle), Wellington Silva (undisclosed, Fluminense), Jon Toral (loan, Granada), Dan Crowley (loan, Oxford), Ryan Huddart (loan, Eastleigh), Wojciech Szczesny (loan, Roma), Mikel Arteta, Mathieu Flamini and Tomas Rosicky (all released). BOURNEMOUTH INS: Jordon Ibe (£15m, Liverpool), Lewis Cook (£7m, Leeds), Lys Mousset (£5.4m, Le Havre), Brad Smith (£3m, Liverpool), Emerson Hyndman (free, Fulham), Mikael Ndjoli (free, Millwall), Nathan Ake (loan, Chelsea). OUTS: Matt Ritchie (£12m, Newcastle), Tommy Elphick (£3.6m, Aston Villa), Lee Tomlin (Bristol City, £3m), Glenn Murray (loan, Brighton), Joe Quigley (loan, Gillingham), Matt Butcher (loan, Yeovil), Harry Cornick (loan, Leyton Orient), Jayden Stockley (free, Aberdeen), Sylvain Distin, Stephane Zubar, Josh Carmichael, Josh Wakefield, Mason Walsh and Jon Muleba (all released). BURNLEY INS: Johann Berg Gudmundsson (£2.5m, Charlton), Nick Pope (£1.1m, Charlton), Jon Flanagan (loan, Liverpool) OUTS: Alex Whitmore (loan, Morecambe), Josh Ginnelly (loan, Walsall), Joey Barton (free, Rangers), Matt Gilks (free, Rangers), Luke Conlan (free, Morecambe), Steven Hewitt (free, Accrington), Lloyd Dyer (free, Burton Albion), Danijel Nizic (free, Morecambe), Michael Duff (retired), Matty Taylor (free, Northampton). CHELSEA INS: Michy Batshuayi (£33m, Marseille), N’Golo Kante (£30m, Leicester City). OUTS: Mohamed Salah (£12.75m, Roma), Stipe Perica (£3m, Udinese), Baba Rahman (Schalke, loan), Wallace (loan, Gremio), Andreas Christensen (loan, Borussia Monchengladbach), Nathan Ake (loan, Bournemouth), Nathan (loan, Vitesse), Lewis Baker (loan, Vitesse), Alex Kiwomya (loan, Crewe), Joao Rodriguez (loan, Santa Fe), Charly Musonda (loan, Real Betis), Mitchell Beeney (loan, Crawley), Kasey Palmer (loan, Huddersfield), Victorien Angban and Jeremie Boga (loan, Granada), Tomas Kalas (loan, Fulham), Matej Delac (loan, Mouscron-Péruwelz), Tammy Abraham (loan, Bristol City), Reece Mitchell (free, Chesterfield), John Swift (free, Reading), Marco Amelia and Kevin Wright (both released). CRYSTAL PALACE INS: Andros Townsend (£13m, Newcastle), James Tomkins (£10m, West Ham), Steve Mandanda (£1.5m, Marseille). OUTS: Dwight Gayle (£10m, Newcastle), Alex McCarthy (£2m, Southampton), Jerome Binnom-Williams (undisclosed, Peterborough), David Gregory (free, Cambridge), Christopher Kettings (free, Oldham), Jake Gray (free, Luton), Emmanuel Adebayor, Reise Allassani, Andreas Breimyr, Marouane Chamakh, Connor Dymond, Spencer Forte, Matthew George, Brede Hangeland, William Hoare, Adrian Mariappa, Patrick McCarthy, Oliver Pain and Christian Scales (all released). EVERTON INS: Idrissa Gueye (£7.1m, Aston Villa), Maarten Stekelenburg (£850,000, Fulham). OUTS: Russel Griffiths (loan, Cheltenham), Tim Howard (free, Colorado Rapids), Jordan Thornley (free, Sheffield Wednesday), Conor Grant (loan, Ipswich), Aidan Graham, Tony Hibbert, Leon Osman, Steven Pienaar, Felipe Rohde, Jindrich Stanek (all released). HULL INS: Jonathan Edwards (free, Peterborough), Will Mannion (free, AFC Wimbledon) OUTS: Mohamed Diame (£4.5m), Sone Aluko (free, Fulham), Ben Clappison (free, York), Max Clark (loan, Cambridge), Ryan Taylor (released). LEICESTER CITY INS: Ahmed Musa (£16.6m, CSKA Moscow), Nampalys Mendy (£13m, Nice), Bartosz Kapustka (£7.5m, Cracovia), Ron-Robert Zieler (£3m, Hannover), Luis Hernandez (free, Sporting Gijon), Raul Uche (undisclosed, Rayo Vallecano). OUTS: N’Golo Kante (£30m, Chelsea), Andrej Kramaric (£8.5m, Hoffenheim), Joe Dodoo (free, Rangers), Jacob Blyth (free, Motherwell), Jonathan Maddison (free, Yeovil), Ryan Watson (free, Barnet), Paul Konchesky (free, Gillingham), Callum Elder (loan, Brentford), Michael Cain (loan, Blackpool), Kyle Bailey, Jack Barmby, Dean Hammond, Aaron Hassall, Michael Kelly, Keenan King, Harrison Panayiotou, Mark Schwarzer and Max Smith-Varnam (all released). LIVERPOOL INS: Sadio Mane (£34m, Southampton), Georginio Wijnaldum (£25m, Newcastle), Loris Karius (£4.7m, Mainz), Ragnar Klavan (£4.2m, Augsburg), Alex Manninger (free, Augsburg), Joel Matip (free, Schalke). OUTS: Jordon Ibe (£15m, Bournemouth), Joe Allen (£13.5m, Stoke), Martin Skrtel (£5.5m, Fenerbahce), Jerome Sinclair (£4m, Watford), Brad Smith (£3m, Bournemouth), Sergi Canos (£2.5m, Norwich), Lawrence Vigouroux (£400,000, Swindon), Jordan Rossiter (£250,000, Rangers), Joao Carlos Teixeira (£250,000, Porto), Jon Flanagan (loan, Burnley), Ryan Kent (loan, Barnsley), Danny Ward (loan, Huddersfield), Adam Bogdan (loan, Wigan), Lloyd Jones (loan, Swindon), Ryan Fulton (loan, Chesterfield), Jack Dunn (loan, Morecambe), Allan Rodrigues (loan, Hertha), Kolo Toure (free, Celtic), Daniel Cleary (free, Birmingham), William Marsh, Ryan McLaughlin, Alex O’Hanlon, Kristof Polgar, Jose Enrique and Samed Yesil (all released). MANCHESTER CITY INS: Leroy Sane (£37m, Schalke), Gabriel Jesus (£27m, Palmeiras), Ilkay Gundogan (£20.3m, Borussia Dortmund), Nolito (£13.8m, Celta Vigo), Marlos Moreno (Atletico Nacional, £4.7m), Oleksandr Zinchenko (£1.7m, FC Ufa), Aaron Mooy (free, Melbourne City). OUTS: Seko Fofane (£3.8m, Udinese), Aaron Mooy (loan, Huddersfield), Jack Byrne (loan, Blackburn), Enes Unal (loan, FC Twente) Charlie Albinson, Martin Demichelis, Nathaniel Oseni, Sam Tattum, Richard Wright (all released). MANCHESTER UNITED INS: Eric Bailly (£30m, Villarreal), Henrikh Mkhitaryan (£26.3m, Borussia Dortmund), Zlatan Ibrahimovic (free, Paris Saint-Germain). OUTS: Tyler Reid (undisclosed, Swansea), Ashley Fletcher (free, West Ham), Oliver Rathbone (free, Rochdale), Victor Valdes (free, Middlesbrough), Joe Rothwell (free, Oxford), Nick Powell (free, Wigan), Guillermo Varela (loan, Eintracht Frankfurt), George Dorrington (released). MIDDLESBROUGH INS: Marten de Roon (£12m, Atalanta), Viktor Fischer (£3.8m, Ajax), Antonio Barragan (£1.5m, Valencia), Alvaro Negredo (loan, Valencia), Brad Guzan (free, Aston Villa), Victor Valdes (free, Manchester United), Bernardo Espinosa (free, Sporting Gijon), Gaston Ramirez (free, Southampton), Jordan McGhee (loan, Hearts). OUTS: Jonathan Burn (loan, Kilmarnock), Connor Ripley (loan, Oldham), Rhys Williams (free, Perth Glory), Luke Coddington (free, Huddersfield), Jordan Jones (free, Kilmarnock), Jonathan Woodgate, Damia Abella and Andre Bennett (all released). SOUTHAMPTON INS: Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg (£12.8m, Bayern Munich), Nathan Redmond (£10m, Norwich), Alex McCarthy (£2m, Crystal Palace), Jeremy Pied (free, Nice). OUTS: Sadio Mane (£34m, Liverpool), Graziano Pelle (£12m, Shandong Luneng), Victor Wanyama (£11m, Tottenham), Juanmi (£2m, Real Sociedad), Gaston Ramirez (free, Middlesbrough), Jason McCarthy (loan, Walsall), Bevis Mugabi (loan, Yeovil), William Britt, Kelvin Davis (all released). STOKE CITY INS: Joe Allen (£13m, Liverpool), Ramadan Sobhi (£5million, Al Ahly), Ryan Sweeney (£250,000, AFC Wimbledon) OUTS: Steven Sidwell (free, Brighton), Yusuf Coban (free, Hoffenheim), Benjamin Barber, (free, York), Mark Waddington (loan, Kilmarnock), Edward Dryden, Bobby Moseley, Ryan O’Reilly, Peter Odemwingie, Petros Skapetis and Mason Watkins-Clark (all released). SUNDERLAND INS: OUTS: Emanuele Giaccherini (£2m, Napoli), Santiago Vergini (£1.5m, Boca Juniors), Sebastian Coates (loan, Sporting), Will Buckley (loan, Sheffield Wednesday), Danny Graham (free, Blackburn), Steven Fletcher (free, Sheffield Wednesday), Martin Smith (free, Kilmarnock), Adam Matthews (loan, Bristol City), Wes Brown, Mikael Mandron, Liam Agnew and Steve Harper (all released). SWANSEA CITY INS: Leroy Fer (£4.75m, QPR), Mike van der Hoorn (£2m, Ajax), Fernando Llorente (£5m, Sevilla), Tyler Reid (undisclosed, Manchester United), Mark Birighitti (free, Newcastle Jets), George Byers (free, Watford). OUTS: Alberto Paloschi (£5m, Atalanta), Eder (£4m, Lille), Matt Grimes (loan, Leeds), Raheem Hanley (free, Northampton), Bafetimbi Gomis (loan, Marseille), Andy King (loan, Southend), Oliver Davies (loan, Kilmarnock), Liam Shephard (loan, Yeovil), Kyle Bartley (loan, Leeds), Ryan Hedges (loan, Yeovil), Kenji Gorre (loan, Northampton), Daniel Alfei, Kyle Copp, James Demetriou, Stephen Fallon, Alexander Gogic, Henry Jones, Lee Lucas and Gareth Owen (all released). TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR INS: Vincent Janssen (£17m, AZ Alkmaar), Victor Wanyama (£11m, Southampton). OUTS: Alex Pritchard (£8m, Norwich), Grant Ward (£600,000, Ipswich Town), Federico Fazio (loan, Roma), Filip Lesniak (loan, Slovan Liberec), Christopher Paul (free, QPR), Emmanuel Sonupe (released). WATFORD INS: Isaac Success (£8.25m, Granada), Christian Kabasele (£6m, Genk), Jerome Sinclair (£4m, Liverpool), Brice Dja Djedje (£4m, Marseille), Juan Camilo Zuniga (loan, Napoli). OUTS: Almen Abdi (£4m, Sheffield Wednesday), Miguel Layun (£4m, Porto), Jose Manuel Jurado (£2.1m, Espanyol), Daniel Pudil (undisclosed, Sheffield Wednesday), Gabriele Angella (undisclosed, Udinese), Adalberto Peñaranda (loan, Udinese), Steven Berghuis (loan, Feyenoord), George Byers (free, Swansea), Josh Doherty (free, Leyton Orient), Obbi Oulare (loan, Zulte Waregem), Luke Simpson (free, York), Bernard Mensah Jnr (free, Aldershot), Joel Ekstrand, Uche Ikpeazu, Jorell Johnson, Mahlando Martin and Alfie Young (all released). WEST BROMWICH ALBION INS: Matt Phillips (£5.5m, QPR). OUTS: Callam Jones (loan, Accrington), Tahvon Campbell (loan, Yeovil), Tyler Roberts (loan, Oxford), Chay Scrivens (loan, Torquay), Anders Lindegaard (free, Preston), Kyle Howkins (loan, Mansfield), Victor Anichebe, Samir Nabi and Stephane Sessegnon (all released). WEST HAM UNITED INS: Manuel Lanzini (£9.4m, Al Jazira Club), Toni Martinez (£2.5m, Valencia), Havard Nordtveit (free, Borussia Monchengladbach), Domingos Quina (free, Benfica), Sofiane Feghouli (free, Valencia), Gokhan Tore (loan, Besiktas), Ashley Fletcher (free, Manchester United). OUTS: James Tomkins (£10m, Crystal Palace), Stephen Hendrie (loan, Blackburn), Elliot Lee (free, Barnsley), Kyle Knoyle (loan, Wigan), Antonio Brown, Alexander Chambers, Nathan Mavila, Lawrence Nasha and Martin O’Brien (all released)

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