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Imagine opening this thread and random music started playing. Fun at work !  

It's OK mate. I get you. 

We are a few days out from the start of a new season. Feeling pretty optimistic about the team this year. We built the team at last Trade Deadline with this upcoming season in mind, and everything has kind of just fell into place. Last year we were stressed just to make playoffs, this year we have an expectation amongst ourselves to be a contender. Feel very lucky to have won Top GM in my first season back as a VHL GM. I think a lot of things just kinda came together last season, I don’t think I did anything too insane. It was a buyers market and if anything I was lucky to have inherited a solid roster with potential that just needed a few good pieces. Excited for the future as Hylands has already been such a valuable add to the management team. Hopefully we can prove why the award was handed out to the Americans! Pretty solid weekend. I had a few Guinness’ in celebration of Paddy’s Day. Watched the Players Championship, won a few bets, lost a few more. Watched T Swifts Eras tour with my daughter for the 7th (no exaggeration) time… got a busy week of work coming up, not looking forward to it lol.

1. Who were you happy to see get a VHL Award this Off-Season?
Yeah sure, I think you left out a word but yeah very happy for them to get that award, whoever and whatever it was.  Go them!
 
2. Do you wear hats, what kind and how?  Flat brim or curved, maybe backwards?  Fancy royal family style hats?
I'm not a big hat person but if I do its just like the standard curved brim ball cap looking thing.
 
3. What is your favourite cartoon of all time?
I haven't watched a cartoon in quite a while, so I'm not really sure. Nothing jumped out at me.
 
4. Do you collect anything?
No, not my thing, I've probably got too much stuff as is.
 
5. If you were a goalie, what would you have on your helmet?
I would probably do some kind of animal or creature where it has its mouth open and the opening is the cage area (I don't know what its called).
 
6. Long stick or short stick?
I'm a long stick kind of person.

1.  If you were to GM a Pro-Am team, what would your team name be?
 
South Florida Female Body Inspectors
 
2.  What do you think of our Off-Season moves?
 
Unsure of the full transactions made, but I'm sure Sam is doing their best to strengthen the roster.
 
3.  Who's gonna be the top player on Helsinki this season?
 
Because they are fresh in my mind from GFX, Owen Lazaro.
 
4.  What do you think of our new prospects?
 
Good group, but that Facist Dassler will be a huge burden on the team and fans will demand he is traded!
 
5.  Where does Helsinki land in the standings this season?
 
Because my opinion has zero influence, #1 with a bullet.
 
6.  Why does my neighbour think that loud vehicles are cool?
 
Because the world is full of self-entitled fuckknuckles with no regard for anyone else but themselves. Go spray expanding foam into his exhaust pipes.

1.  If you were to GM a Pro-Am team, what would your team name be?
 
South Florida Female Body Inspectors
 
2.  What do you think of our Off-Season moves?
 
Unsure of the full transactions made, but I'm sure Sam is doing their best to strengthen the roster.
 
3.  Who's gonna be the top player on Helsinki this season?
 
Because they are fresh in my mind from GFX, Owen Lazaro.
 
4.  What do you think of our new prospects?
 
Good group, but that Facist Dassler will be a huge burden on the team and fans will demand he is traded!
 
5.  Where does Helsinki land in the standings this season?
 
Because my opinion has zero influence, #1 with a bullet.
 
6.  Why does my neighbour think that loud vehicles are cool?
 
Because the world is full of self-entitled fuckknuckles with no regard for anyone else but themselves. Go spray expanding foam into his exhaust pipes.

Like regression, this is pure theft! 
 
Something needs to be done, before legal action is launched against the VHL. 

Like regression, this is pure theft! 
 
Something needs to be done, before legal action is launched against the VHL.