twists

This year the VHL has selected Doctor's Without Borders as its charitable cause for the holiday season! Any donation of $5 or more will be eligible to claim 2 Uncapped TPE + a Full Free Week (12 Capped TPE), as well as an entry to each of the first 3 tiers of the 12 Days of Christmas Raffle.
 
You may donate through the league via our paypal - the same as if you were to make a regular donation to the league. Once your donation has been made, please post your proof in this thread in order to claim your donation perks.
 
You may also choose to donate directly to DWB or any charitable organization of your choosing. Should you donate privately, please post a receipt for proof in this thread, in order to claim your donation perks.
 
All donations through the league will go 100% to the charity. The league will also match up to $1000, total, of all money donated, be it through the league or privately.
 
Additionally if you do not wish to donate monetarily you may donate blood or plasma and post proof of that donation (a photo during the donation will suffice) and you may claim the rewards listed above for that as well.
 
Should the community raise the following amounts, everyone will be eligible to claim the corresponding perks:
 
$500 Community Donations: 2 Uncapped TPE for Everyone + @twists will stream a declaration of his love for everyone that's been active in the past week.
$1000 Community Donations: 4 Uncapped TPE for Everyone + @DarkSpyro will perform some Christmas themed metal songs
$2000 Community Donations: PT Doubles Week for Everyone +  @Grape will do a full stream of all the Five Nights at Freddy's games.
$2500 Community Donations: 6 Uncapped TPE for Everyone + @Acydburn will stream something, he just hasn't decided what yet.
$3500 Community Donations: 8 Uncapped TPE for Everyone + @Beketov will once again stream Zoo Tycoon 2 Ultimate (which I'll have to re-install) and name animals after VHL members.
 
Members wishing to donate for others may do so but for one other user.
 
Happy fundraising!

Sorry it was all supposed to be read in sarcasm. I didn't realize how much shit Moon and others had been getting. Bad timing, and I'm sorry @Moon

Damn why you gotta come in here with your facts lmao

I will tell every member of the VHL that has been active in the past week that I love them live on stream. I don't know how anyone could turn this down

Reasons why Grape should take over as Moscow GM
 
As we all know Spartan is very good at losing and I don't think Putin likes that very much. In a previous article I wrote about why he should be fired. I've found the perfect replacement, I think we should hire Grape. Here are my reasons why:
 
1. He actually wins in the VHLM. Our lord and savior Grape consistently has good results in the VHLM, without having to "rebuild" like our current GM Spartan. Rebuilding is only for losers and thus Grape gains the edge here.
 
2. Grape is seen as a leader in our locker room. Unlike Spartan, Grape provides valuable intel and feedback to players looking to improve. Spartan barely posts anything in our locker room and that leaves it almost completely devoid of activity.
 
3. Grape can actually commit time to the team. Unlike Spartan who holds like 3 or 4 jobs, Grape can focus solely on our team and make sure we have a winning atmosphere. Spartan is currently too busy being Grape's boss to actually run our team properly.
 
@Grape

Reasons why Grape should take over as Moscow GM
 
As we all know Spartan is very good at losing and I don't think Putin likes that very much. In a previous article I wrote about why he should be fired. I've found the perfect replacement, I think we should hire Grape. Here are my reasons why:
 
1. He actually wins in the VHLM. Our lord and savior Grape consistently has good results in the VHLM, without having to "rebuild" like our current GM Spartan. Rebuilding is only for losers and thus Grape gains the edge here.
 
2. Grape is seen as a leader in our locker room. Unlike Spartan, Grape provides valuable intel and feedback to players looking to improve. Spartan barely posts anything in our locker room and that leaves it almost completely devoid of activity.
 
3. Grape can actually commit time to the team. Unlike Spartan who holds like 3 or 4 jobs, Grape can focus solely on our team and make sure we have a winning atmosphere. Spartan is currently too busy being Grape's boss to actually run our team properly.
 
@Grape

Yeah, yeah. I was going for the most blatantly untrue points for humor value

Didn't even use the GOATed argument of finals losses, what kind of journalism is this?

Sim was rigged against me and I couldn't do anything about that. Simmers just hated me that season because I had so much success.
 
 
You have a 3 year lead on me and focus on the other channels. Sorry, I only focus on the team-related channels, not Apex Legends
 
 
It has a name. Use it.

twists just wants him because they both like cartoon pr0n

Lmfao

Reasons why Grape should take over as Moscow GM
 
As we all know Spartan is very good at losing and I don't think Putin likes that very much. In a previous article I wrote about why he should be fired. I've found the perfect replacement, I think we should hire Grape. Here are my reasons why:
 
1. He actually wins in the VHLM. Our lord and savior Grape consistently has good results in the VHLM, without having to "rebuild" like our current GM Spartan. Rebuilding is only for losers and thus Grape gains the edge here.
 
2. Grape is seen as a leader in our locker room. Unlike Spartan, Grape provides valuable intel and feedback to players looking to improve. Spartan barely posts anything in our locker room and that leaves it almost completely devoid of activity.
 
3. Grape can actually commit time to the team. Unlike Spartan who holds like 3 or 4 jobs, Grape can focus solely on our team and make sure we have a winning atmosphere. Spartan is currently too busy being Grape's boss to actually run our team properly.
 
@Grape

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Reasons why Grape should take over as Moscow GM
 
As we all know Spartan is very good at losing and I don't think Putin likes that very much. In a previous article I wrote about why he should be fired. I've found the perfect replacement, I think we should hire Grape. Here are my reasons why:
 
1. He actually wins in the VHLM. Our lord and savior Grape consistently has good results in the VHLM, without having to "rebuild" like our current GM Spartan. Rebuilding is only for losers and thus Grape gains the edge here.
 
2. Grape is seen as a leader in our locker room. Unlike Spartan, Grape provides valuable intel and feedback to players looking to improve. Spartan barely posts anything in our locker room and that leaves it almost completely devoid of activity.
 
3. Grape can actually commit time to the team. Unlike Spartan who holds like 3 or 4 jobs, Grape can focus solely on our team and make sure we have a winning atmosphere. Spartan is currently too busy being Grape's boss to actually run our team properly.
 
@Grape

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@hedgehog337 I'll pay you a 2nd rounder

Getting too expensive with all that activity and earning, what a big headache for me

I will as always #blamecole

Sorry it was all supposed to be read in sarcasm. I didn't realize how much shit Moon and others had been getting. Bad timing, and I'm sorry @Moon

*angy twists complained here*

Queefson otb when

EVERYONE BLAME @Moon!

Hi everyone, 
 
This wasn't a easy decision, but @N0HBDY, @jacobcarson877, and I didn't really have another choice. Due to the lack of players in the draft classes we have made the difficult decision to cancel the S91 JST. We hope that the JST can return in S92, with a hopeful increase in any amount of recruitment. Thank you to everyone who has played a role in the JST over the seasons, we'll see you all in S92.

1. Well the Red Wings have Patrick Kane now...so that's weird as hell
2. I don't know I haven't paid any attention to the M or its players lol
3. Well, I had a great season for how average my player is. 55 points is great for my d man
4. Holiday season baby! Christmas decorations are going up this weekend (I'm late but was on vacation all of Thanksgiving)
5. yes, hes the best loser
6. $ucideboy$ 

I will tell every member of the VHL that has been active in the past week that I love them live on stream. I don't know how anyone could turn this down

I will tell every member of the VHL that has been active in the past week that I love them live on stream. I don't know how anyone could turn this down