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Shit idea imho.

Son of a bitch… right after is sign my career away.

Big yikes… wonder what’s leading to this drop in shooting percentage.

Review: Very nice. A lot of great things in here. The stroke line on the text is kinda funky, haven't seen anything like it before. I would say keep an eye on your lighting and colouring. Try using larger brushes, and then erase the lighting that you want out off the render. I've seen you do a lot of hard circular lighting like the one on the glove, and while it's not bad, try a bigger brush and see if you get better results. Your colouring seems almost like it was a gradient overlay layer, there needs to be more variety in colouring imo. But yeah love watching your improvement from sig to sig! 9/10

Moscow Menace Press Conference Week of May 9th - May 15th Claim six answers for 2 TPE 1. We have stood strong in the standings. Do you think we can stay first in the league for the remainder of the year? 2. We've seen our big players play big, but what is an underrated x-factor for the Menace's success? 3. Preobrazhensky with 9 GWG or Markinson with a 3% Shooting percentage... What's more surprising? 4. Moscow has 40 wins after 51 GP. How many wins do we finish with? 5. After falling to the Bears 6-2, are they the biggest threat to this year's cup run? 6. I had the heartbreak of seeing my team lose yet another game seven.. How have the Stanley Cup Playoffs went for you?

Can I donate my 3 TPE to BOOM? I guarenteed him 6 teepz

I can't seem to find the amount of TPE we can claim for doing the survey..

So it's my Sunday ritual of blasting through my weeklies (as it seems everyone does). I think I'll just do a couple shoutouts to some players having really good seasons so far. Now that I'm *ahem* part of the VSN *ahem*, I should probably do some league coverage and not just tell people about my weekend... By the way I got out golfing for the first time yesterday and played a round and a half.. Anyways, here's some shoutouts to those guys killin' it this season: Bo Johansson @Shindigs having an absolute killer season in his rookie year. 54 points for the Chicago Phoenix defenseman, I think he's the favorite for the Stolzy this year. him and @MubbleFubbles have taken Chicago into Playoff contention. That's something to be pretty damn proud of. Oscar Lindbergh @Doomsday has been an absolute stud ever since figuring out the sig rotator. Nice to see TO looking strong and my boy @Frank staying consistent as this generations best playmaker. Gotta shout out @kelvi Anze Miklavs has been a complete sniper this season. He seems unstoppable. Love to see it, kelvi has been grinding ever since his draft, and has proved to be one of the most productive player in that draft, after falling in the draft.

Lots of positives to look at pal, hope you overcome whatever the challenge is

Moscow Menace Press Conference Week of May 1st - May 8th Claim six answers for 2 TPE 1. Moscow is on fire! We've been streaking this season, does this feel any different than our past seasons of dominance? 2. Have you enjoyed following your player this season? How productive have they been? 3. What city does your player like playing in the most? 4. What city does your player dislike playing in the most? 5. Do you think we need to add at the Trade Deadline? What would be a positional need? 6. What activity/past time are you looking forward to getting back to with summer around the corner?

Move them to Arizona. Heard there’s a lot of hockey fans at ASU..

I’m the smartest man alive

InActive Stars

Saw this today

Here's some things that will add up to 150 words.. Feelin' kinda burnt out these days. Been a lot going on, and it seems like I get to Sunday and I just do all my updates then. Not sure if it's good or bad. Seems like a break might be needed after this player. I find myself wanting to use my spare time in other ways recently. I suppose this happens every summer to the league. Moscow is doing well which is awesome to see. Spartan did a really amazing job this off-season retooling the team. Some of his moves have been very creative and the job he does as GM seems to have gone unnoticed. Considering the pieces he moved, and the decisions made, and how well we are playing this year, I'd hope to see him secure a GMOTY Award. Maple Leafs Post-Season starts up tomorrow. Very excited to spam .gifs in the discord. Dunno if this year is the year for them, but I know it'll be a lot of fun to watch some meaningful hockey. Always a great excuse to get together with friends who are all really die-hard fans as well. Haven't really shared this personal news either; but I'm expecting my second child in the September; we found out on Monday that it's a boy... so yeah, kinda been on a week long high lol.

@Tape-to-Tape As @Enorama does, this was the song I was listening to when making it...

Moscow Menace Press Conference Week of April 25th - May 1st Claim six answers for 2 TPE 1. Do you need a new signature? What render/colour scheme you prefer? 2. The team has been red hot to start the season, what can we attribute this to? 3. Duncan Idaho looks to take on even more Menace All-Time Records, as he's about a season or so away from the Assists lead. Do you think his All-Time Menace records can be broken? 4. This season has been a redemption year for Harkat Mulds. With Mulds, Hlozek and Massif all excelling in their change of scenery, who has stood out the most to you? 5. Papa has awoken. Is Emeritus taken the step into the elite goaltending category we all expected him to be? Will this push the Menace past the 2nd place mark they've hit three years in a row? 6. I spent $150 on Valorant skins earlier this week.. What's the dumbest purchase you've ever made?

Spartan deserves a raise

tbh that looks cool

nEVER fORGET

I dunno why I was tagged.. I’m 34.. I think I’m older than you Jardy

so fuckin clean.

hey there's a moscow guy there!

Yea once people get a sniff of my picks, the value goes way up because it's a guarenteed win

STZ FANTASY TEAM As I did last year, I'll do it again, and review my picks for VHFL. As always, I have the best picks and I either get DQ'd or come in first. Youll notice this season, I went with a lot of the same picks as last season, because they are my guys, and I'm gonna ride this fantasy team to another 6 TPE, ezpz. So here are the lucky 6 who got blessed. 3rd Overall - Hard Markinson Took my own player with my first pick, for that big ego move. Back-to-back Labatte's for the big guy. Good build for both sides of the puck. Should have solid hits, and points as he feeds Idaho this season. I probably would have taken Idaho if I was first, but I'd likely secure Markinson any pick after that. 10th Overall - Vinny Detroit @dasboot My boy boot is gonna have a huge season. He's a big time hitter, and I love taking those players. He's on a solid Seattle team, and his point production has been on an incline. I think his new build is filty with the new attributes, I think he will load me up on points. It was between him and Mourning, and I had both of them last year. Went with Detroit because Mourning is on a Mid team. 15th Overall - Saku Kotkakoivu @DollarAndADream Another repeat pick from last season. I almost picked someone else, only because the CK is a little low for my liking - but Dolla knows what he's doing, and I gotta believe in my picks. I bring Saku back on the team and bless him for another season. He's gonna be a fire pick I think with a huge point total at the end of the season. 22nd Overall - Poopy Peepants @JardyB10 First new player to be blessed this season. Poopy Peepants joins the team as he looks to have a monster year on Mid DC. Simply put he's got a wicked build and a huge TPE total. Think Peepants is gonna sling dat big dick around the league and put up huge points, while being that physical force on the back-end for DC. At 22nd, this is amazing value, and pretty much a no-brainer 27th Overall - Xavier Booberry @CowboyinAmerica Another new player to the team, but I'm hoping it's CIA that blesses me. We get an elite goalie, as the second goalie taken in the draft. Booberry is on a strong Helsinki team. At the end of the day I'm picking this player because I believe everything CIA touches turns to gold, so I'm hoping that he brings me 6 TPE. 34th Overall - Phil The Rock Johnson @Phil Love Phil. He's got an awesome build. My last pick, but one of the top TPE earners in the league. He's gonna lay hits, and he's gonna get points playing alongside Dolla. I had actually considered taking phil higher up, I didn't think he'd still be around near the end of the draft. 88 CK, yes please. Congrats to all who will have a guarenteed amazing year filled with awards and championships for every single one of you.