Banackock 8,040 Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 To SEA 4th overall 3 boxes full of raspberry and chocolate mint scented lube Herbal ointment for anus healing To DAV Gabriel Mcallister @CowboyinAmerica Otto Axelsson @Dangles13 Rights to Mats Johnsson @Quik For starters, quite the trade talks. For seconds, yeah, that's some heavy duty rape isn't it? Gabriel Mcallister alone could have grabbed the 4th overall pick and then som up until lately in this league and with how trading has been. This is what was offered and this is what the only team buying was willing to pay. They were very aware and took advantage, seizing the moment. Unfortunately, we're in a position where a rebuild should happen and it will. For Mcallister and Axelsson, these guys have been great to me. The VHL is supposed to be a fun and enjoyable hobby and community and thus, they won't waste a season on a team who is struggling, rebuilding and likely, semi-inactive. They'll have some of the best chances to win. They're going to have a great team to play on this upcoming season. For Johnsson, should be a fairly easy signing, but Calgary - his home away from home, could be very attractive too. Best of luck with the process and enjoy FA's experience if so. Anyway, accept. I can't wait to beat you in the finals next year with NYA. @Tyler Da Trifecta 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollarAndADream 3,356 Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 mfw Seattle starts the rebuild a season later and is off to a better start than Toronto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 8,040 Posted June 4, 2018 Author Share Posted June 4, 2018 (edited) Seattle GM seen after making trade announcement: Edited June 4, 2018 by Banackock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 8,040 Posted June 4, 2018 Author Share Posted June 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, DollarAndADream said: mfw Seattle starts the rebuild a season later and is off to a better start than Toronto. We share your pain. You care to try the chocolate mint or the Raspberry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollarAndADream 3,356 Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Banackock said: We share your pain. You care to try the chocolate mint or the Raspberry? So much pain with Toronto's cup in your back pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,741 Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 I'm still here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler 885 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Accepted Da Trifecta 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooningitup 1,290 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Id hope Tyler accepts bending Bana over the table and sticking it in without lube lol Spade18 and Banackock 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaviss 4,957 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Just now, Gooningitup said: Id hope Tyler accepts bending Bana over the table and sticking it in without lube lol Going in dry is fun also Spade18 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangles13 373 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushito 1,945 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Easily would have had 3 first and some seconds along with a few other assets if this was last off-season Tyler and Banackock 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyinAmerica 2,880 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 A pleasure being on the Bears, and best of luck to you @Banackock. Let's do this thing Dynamo! Da Trifecta 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Tortorella 2,653 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Legit don't know the answer, but couldn't you have just waited to sell until next season? Don't know your cap situation or anything, so not trying to be a dick or anything. @Banackock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 8,040 Posted June 5, 2018 Author Share Posted June 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Fire Hakstol said: Legit don't know the answer, but couldn't you have just waited to sell until next season? Don't know your cap situation or anything, so not trying to be a dick or anything. @Banackock Could have - but wanted the boys to win as well as start the rebuild. Plus, Id have been in a tricky position with quite a few people retiring and Johnsson gone to FA likely. DAV raped and knew it - but it is what it is. Hopefully Gow kicks some ass now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedgehog337 3,483 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 There is gonna be a part 2, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 8,040 Posted June 5, 2018 Author Share Posted June 5, 2018 7 minutes ago, hedgehog337 said: There is gonna be a part 2, isn't it? I wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,618 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 26 minutes ago, Fire Hakstol said: Legit don't know the answer, but couldn't you have just waited to sell until next season? Don't know your cap situation or anything, so not trying to be a dick or anything. @Banackock No kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluObieZ 1,125 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Please tell me he used a condom atleast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 8,040 Posted June 5, 2018 Author Share Posted June 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, BluObieZ said: Please tell me he used a condom atleast No but the baby is likely not mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluObieZ 1,125 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Just now, Banackock said: No but the baby is likely not mine but it's in you. he mated you and did it roughly. Kinda hard to not be yours if you da mommy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 8,040 Posted June 5, 2018 Author Share Posted June 5, 2018 Just now, BluObieZ said: but it's in you. he mated you and did it roughly. Kinda hard to not be yours if you da mommy So much science so little time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluObieZ 1,125 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Just now, Banackock said: So much science so little time hows the Banabutt? get stitches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,618 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Sure it's a lopsided trade, but he had no other option really. There's no one to trade with, trust me I know. Banackock and Tyler 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissioner Beketov 9,004 Posted June 5, 2018 Commissioner Share Posted June 5, 2018 10 hours ago, Banackock said: Could have - but wanted the boys to win as well as start the rebuild. Plus, Id have been in a tricky position with quite a few people retiring and Johnsson gone to FA likely. DAV raped and knew it - but it is what it is. Hopefully Gow kicks some ass now Honestly with the first overall pick I think you probably could have managed another season if competing and then maybe gotten a better market but ultimately the decision was yours. If you’re willing to take the L on this deal and think it should better for your guys that’s your choice to make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyinAmerica 2,880 Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Oh, and technically, I accept People like to forget about no trade clauses Quik and Da Trifecta 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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