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Username: ShawnGlade

Player Name: Shawn Glade lll

Recruited From: Other (Beaviss is the best)

Age: 18

Position: D

Height: 71 in.

Weight: 175 lbs.

Birthplace: United States of America


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Wasn't OG Shawn Glade in the S62 draft class?
 

11 years difference between the grandfather and the grandson. Math is wrong

2 minutes ago, McWolf said:

Wasn't OG Shawn Glade in the S62 draft class?
 

11 years difference between the grandfather and the grandson. Math is wrong

 

Nah, it's just Glade with a fake ID and a mustache

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2 minutes ago, McWolf said:

Wasn't OG Shawn Glade in the S62 draft class?
 

11 years difference between the grandfather and the grandson. Math is wrong

Shawn Glade could have been 60. He used that experience to score all those all-time defencemen-leading playoff 25 goals.

Just now, MexicanCow123 said:

Yo Shawn! If you want you can play on the 3rd line in Yukon! We are going for the cup! 

I don't think we can sign people anymore now that season is over ?

Just now, McWolf said:

is that really a record? That seems low.

also gotta remember that most defensemen dont even play 25 playoff GAMES in a career

1 minute ago, ShawnGlade said:

also gotta remember that most defensemen dont even play 25 playoff GAMES in a career

25 is really not that high. 4 rounds going to 7 is 28 games. McWolf played 37 games and only ever reached the 2nd round twice, no finals.

Just now, McWolf said:

25 is really not that high. 4 rounds going to 7 is 28 games. McWolf played 37 games and only ever reached the 2nd round twice, no finals.

fair enough, but to be almost GPG pace in the playoffs over a career as a DMAN is still pretty insane. not saying glade is the best ever (FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY from the HOF) but its still impressive

3 minutes ago, ShawnGlade said:

fair enough, but to be almost GPG pace in the playoffs over a career as a DMAN is still pretty insane. not saying glade is the best ever (FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY from the HOF) but its still impressive

also false. 25 goals in 72 games =/= close to GPG

3 minutes ago, McWolf said:

Wasn't OG Shawn Glade in the S62 draft class?
 

11 years difference between the grandfather and the grandson. Math is wrong

 

-OG Shawn Glade adopts Shawn Glade Jr., let's assume they're close in age so this doesn't get too weird.

-Shawn Glade Jr. marries someone

-That someone has an affair with OG Shawn Glade because Sweet Home Alabama--this is why I made him and Jr. close in age

-That someone then has a kid, and Maury says OG Shawn Glade is the father.

-Shawn Glade Jr. is now, at once, a generation above the kid--as his wife had the kid--and the same generation as the kid--as OG Shawn Glade is his legal dad and a generation above him.

-Since SGJr is a generation above the kid, he is a generation above his legal dad, OG Shawn Glade--but he's also a generation below his legal dad, for the obvious reason that OG Shawn Glade is his legal dad.

-Therefore, Shawn Glade Jr. is his own grandfather.

-So, Shawn Glade III = Shawn Glade Jr. after some legal mayhem.

1 minute ago, GustavMattias said:

 

-OG Shawn Glade adopts Shawn Glade Jr., let's assume they're close in age so this doesn't get too weird.

-Shawn Glade Jr. marries someone

-That someone has an affair with OG Shawn Glade because Sweet Home Alabama--this is why I made him and Jr. close in age

-That someone then has a kid, and Maury says OG Shawn Glade is the father.

-Shawn Glade Jr. is now, at once, a generation above the kid--as his wife had the kid--and the same generation as the kid--as OG Shawn Glade is his legal dad and a generation above him.

-Since SGJr is a generation above the kid, he is a generation above his legal dad, OG Shawn Glade--but he's also a generation below his legal dad, for the obvious reason that OG Shawn Glade is his legal dad.

-Therefore, Shawn Glade Jr. is his own grandfather.

-So, Shawn Glade III = Shawn Glade Jr. after some legal mayhem.

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4 minutes ago, GustavMattias said:

-OG Shawn Glade adopts Shawn Glade Jr., let's assume they're close in age so this doesn't get too weird.

It's weird already.

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