Stoffiday

LET ME LIVE MY DREAMS, BOY!!

Las Vegas, Nevada— This week, Rhett Stoffiday, starting Goalie of the Yukon Rush, went to Vegas. Not to party, or to see his family, but for work. Mr. Stoffiday had applied for the vacant Assistant General Manager position for the Las Vegas Aces, a team that was his rival last season in the VHLM. “I applied because I feel like I’d enjoy seeing our sport from a different angle, y’know? I feel like, to better understand our beautiful game, we have to look at both sides. I’d also like to come on home for a while, see my family more.” Mr. Stoffiday, dressed in a black suit, with a green shirt and purple tie, is well-known to many of the players he would be potentially managing next season. “These boys are my contemporaries, they’re damn near kin. This is the same team my buddy Alex Pepper plays on to this day. It’d be a mighty fine accomplishment to be able to come help manage this team.” When asked whether or not the job would remove him from the Rush, he had this to say: “No, I don’t reckon I’d want to leave the Rush, I’d still want to play…Now that I say that, I can see a bit of a conflict of interest…I didn’t think of that before…Oh dear.” Still, Stoffiday would sit in the interview, resume in hand, to see if he would help to reshape the franchise that would be losing some of its stars to the impending Season 63 draft. He himself is slated to be drafted in this draft, further putting his future in question. “Really, I just want stability for my family and for myself. I’d like to stay in one place for a while, and make it my home. What better way to do that then to come home to Vegas for a while, and manage this team?” Stoffiday has some competition however, as @Jose Gonzalez and @oilmandan would also be vying for the coveted spot. “Me? I’m not too concerned who they pick, I’m a fairly easy going fellow. I like all the candidates! I know @Jubo07 will pick the best person for the job, regardless.” What may come off to some as flippancy, is just how Stoffiday is: A down-home kid from Tennessee, who grew up in Vegas, watching his father, the late Wranglers goalie Link Stoffiday, play. “I think Daddy’d enjoy me trying to come back home. Home was always a huge thing in our family; you had to remember where your home was. He always just wanted me to do everything I could to remember and honor where I came from and who helped me get there, So I feel like I’m doing just that.” The weekend wasn’t all business, however, as Stoffiday met up with his old friend Alex Pepper at practice, knowing full well that soon, they could be colleagues on the same team. “We never really talk about it, y’know. Of course @Sonnet knows what I’m working towards, and he’s always mighty supportive, but we never really talk about it like “Oh, I’m gonna be your boss!” He’s my buddy, regardless of whatever title I have or he has.” UPDATE: As of Sunday evening, @oilmandan has been selected as the Assistant GM of the Las Vegas Aces. We reached out to Rhett for a comment, but he was spending time with his family at the time and did not comment.

Great job @oilmandan!! Proud of you!!

If you need an assistant, I'd be mighty glad to help out! @Jubo07

I'd like to throw my hat in the ring for this one. I've wanted to learn about being a GM, and I feel like this would be a great place to start. It'd be nice to come home to Vegas for a while. Regarding my credentials: I'm an avid, rabid hockey fan (Go Golden Knights) and I have a great veracity for learning new things. I spend about 3-4 hours on the forums a day, and countless hours on our Discord server. I am currently the starting goalie for the Yukon Rush, and actually grew up (Character and Real life) in Las Vegas. I hope that you please consider me for this role!

I'd like to apply.

+4 please.

Welp, good luck with that...

Even when we lose, we...win? @BarzalGoat

This is gorgeous!! I love it!!

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I know it, the interviewer wanted to really drive that point home.

Congratulations @Trifecta!

I'd like to give this a try, I can @ColeMrtz21

Guys, Guys! I brought sandwiches!

Golden Knights Legend Vadim Shipachyov!

I'm just over here enjoying my snacks, watching this unfold.

Makin' that good money now!

Father of Yukon Rush Goalie Rhett Stoffiday passes away at 53. Las Vegas, Nevada—Lincoln “Link” Stoffiday, Goalie of the Las Vegas Wranglers from 2000-2004, has passed away. He was 53. He is the father of starting Goaltender Rhett Stoffiday of the Yukon Rush. Link, as he was known to his teammates, was known as a strong leader, and a rock in the Wrangler’s Locker Room during his tenure, and would often bring his young son Rhett out onto the ice during practices. Link was also a mainstay during home games for the Yukon Rush, cheering on his son any chance he got. He is survived by his only son Rhett. When asked about his father, Rhett replied: “My dad was my hero, and for so long, he was my coach too. He’s watched every single hockey game I’ve ever played. He used to say, “I’m the dad of Rhett Stoffiday! The best goalie ever!” but I think from now on, I’m gonna say I’m the son of Link Stoffiday, the best dad ever.” No arrangements have been made at this time.

Killed it!

Yay!

Name: Rhett Stoffiday Team Idea: Music City Miracles Team Colors: Blue, Red, Yellow Why you want the job: I'd like to learn the ropes of building a franchise and how to lead a team to victory! @Beaviss

+10 for Rhett. I'm 2 TPE away from the big 100!