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BABA OOGABOOGAZU

Woo hoo!

Nah, dude. We sacrificing Hogan.

Ray in his natural habitat. If you bring your screen within 4 inches of the above gif and study it, what do you see? Some might see a man wearing glorious clothing that act as magnets for women's clothing. Some may add that they see a bright, magnificent brain bucket that keeps his wisdom library loaded and safe. Some may even happen to notice that he could very well indeed be wearing a leash that is tied to a playground structure. Fortunately, this secondary Seattle HQ is hidden in the autonomous section of the city (MOVE OVER CHAZ) formally known as Banaz. Fortunately, both Seattle and Banaz laws allow the tying up of subjects for educational purposes only. What about this could be educational? Well, let me take you down memory lane, hey? S68 Continental Cup Champions S69 Continental Cup Champions S71 Continental Cup Champions DA BEARZ Since that beautiful 71 win, we've seen some decent success and manage to keep the ball going. UNFORTUNATELY, we've come to notice something and it's something we've neglected for sometime. We haven't had the best massage team on the Bears the last season because the only back that was working come playoff time was Ray Funk. I joke. I really do, Seattle. But let's be honest here, the man has played some big games. Arguably, I would say the regular season is the Bears time. We have our climbs, our dips, but we always manage to come out of it good. Then, we hit playoffs. Then, USUALLY, Ray Funk takes over. Last playoffs he took off. We said fuck it. We've done our thing, won 3 cups and you know what? Ray could be fucking sleepy, man. But no. He thinks he can take some more time off. Heading into the regular season, Funk is really taking the whole "I am B in regular season, A+ in playoffs" thing to a whole new level and potential could have him ranked B- or even C+ to the right, nasty VHL scout. Take a look and see for yourself. Ray Funk Reg. Season Stats Season GP W L OTL SV% GAA SO GA SA MP 73 (SEA) 10 5 1 0 0.89 3.9 0 30 273 461 72 (SEA) 65 41 19 3 0.912 2.63 1 169 1920 3861 71 (SEA) 68 40 21 6 0.918 2.36 5 159 1938 4039 70 (SEA) 67 34 24 7 0.916 2.42 3 159 1891 3946 69 (SEA) 65 39 22 4 0.923 2.25 8 146 1896 3897 68 (SEA) 64 38 22 4 0.921 2.42 8 155 1957 3838 67 (SEA) 65 28 29 8 0.913 3.08 2 202 2315 3932 Totals 404 225 138 32 0.916 2.55 27 1020 12190 23974 Ray Funk Playoff Stats Season GP W L OTL SV% GAA SO GA SA MP 72 (SEA) 5 1 3 1 0.902 3.56 0 16 163 269 71 (SEA) 17 12 3 2 0.937 1.67 2 30 474 1074 70 (SEA) 11 6 3 2 0.926 2.4 0 27 364 673 69 (SEA) 19 12 5 2 0.924 2.19 1 47 615 1286 68 (SEA) 14 12 1 1 0.935 1.79 3 26 400 870 Totals 66 43 15 8 0.928 2.10 6 146 2016 4172 BABA Oogaboogazu... WE SUMMON YOU! A few seasons back, we performed a ritual against Moscow and were crowned victorious champions, hoisting the continental cup. I embrace the fact that we have to welcome Baba Oogaboogazu back to the Seattle Bears as an special specialist. In this role she will be conducting special services to their members of the organization, however, her main focus and task at hand at the moment is going to be fixing Ray Funk and ending this shit slump he's caught up in. STAY TUNED FOR MORE.

17. What city should get a VHL team next? why? Edmonton - Because I like Edmonton and there'd be a good following imo. 18. What team should get a VHLM team next? why? Edmonton - Because I like Edmonton and there'd be a good following imo. 22. Which Bear will be the biggest factor for the Bears this season? Scott Greene needs to carry because Ray hurt his back. 23. What is something you miss most during these isolating, covid-19 days? I miss watching NHL games and looking forward to them etc. Go Oilers! IMO , however, probably best to just not go back but idk. 24. What is the last thing you ate? Zucchini Lasagna for din. 25. What is something that you crave the most? Chinese food. And then I get it and it's like "Oh. Okay". It's good but yeah know?

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DubleyA

I seen that when in discord General. Makes sense lol

Super confused as to how Tonn was in for this one? I swear my file had Ray for them all other than the first 2 expansion team games.

Holy ray is 180ing

AVS

Big one

Seen score, thought Tonn was in net.

What’s happening to goalies?

Makes sense

What in the hell is going on with STHS and/or Seattle? :P

Awesome. Good tournament to all involved!!