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MORPHEUS isn't the most clever guy, okay? 

MORPHEUS is too strong 

@Quik ACL TEAR IS TRASH. 1 HIT. 1 PUNY HIT AGAINST THE MIGHTY MORPHEUS'S 4. QUADOUBLE THE GODDAMN HITS, TRASH. YOU SHOULD BE AN ACL SPRAIN IN MORPHEUS'S EYES. YOU HAVE NOT EARNED THE TITLE OF "TEAR". TEAR IS RESERVED FOR WHEN MORPHEUS REMOVES TINY MAN SPINES. TINY MAN SPINES TASTE OF SALT. REMINDS MORPHEUS OF ACL TEARS. MORPHEUS IS BEING TOLD BY TINY MAN IN SUIT THAT MORPHEUS'S TEAM LOST AGAINST THE otta... otter... OTAAWHATS. MORPHEUS CARES NOT FOR TINY MAN POINTS MORPHEUS CARES FOR BROKEN BONES FALLING TO THE GROUND. ACL MORPHEUS LAUGHS AT YOUR SMALL, TINY, INSIGNIFICANT BODY. MORPHEUS WILL FOLD IT INTO DELECTABLE BITESIZED PIECES AND CHEW THEM WHILE HE CRUSHES YOUR LITTLE MEN. 
 
MORPHEUS HAS LEARNED THAT HE HAS A NEW G OF M. MORPHEUS DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THIS BUT G OF M DECIDES WHO GETS GREEN PAPER AND GREEN PAPER APPARENTLY GETS WOMEN. MORPHEUS LOVES WOMEN. MORPHEUS ENJOY DESCRUCTIOUSING... MORPHEUS MUST NOT GET DISTRACTED FROM THE GOAL. COACH REMINDS MORPHEUS OF THIS DAILY. MORPHEUS THREATENS TO EAT COACH'S CHILDREN DAILY. COACH LETS MORPHEUS SMASH STICKS OVER LITTLE MEN HEADS AND DOES NOT YELL AT HIM TOO MUCH. MORPHEUS THINKS THIS IS BECAUSE OF THE CHILD EATING THING THOUGH.

@Quik ACL TEAR IS TRASH. 1 HIT. 1 PUNY HIT AGAINST THE MIGHTY MORPHEUS'S 4. QUADOUBLE THE GODDAMN HITS, TRASH. YOU SHOULD BE AN ACL SPRAIN IN MORPHEUS'S EYES. YOU HAVE NOT EARNED THE TITLE OF "TEAR". TEAR IS RESERVED FOR WHEN MORPHEUS REMOVES TINY MAN SPINES. TINY MAN SPINES TASTE OF SALT. REMINDS MORPHEUS OF ACL TEARS. MORPHEUS IS BEING TOLD BY TINY MAN IN SUIT THAT MORPHEUS'S TEAM LOST AGAINST THE otta... otter... OTAAWHATS. MORPHEUS CARES NOT FOR TINY MAN POINTS MORPHEUS CARES FOR BROKEN BONES FALLING TO THE GROUND. ACL MORPHEUS LAUGHS AT YOUR SMALL, TINY, INSIGNIFICANT BODY. MORPHEUS WILL FOLD IT INTO DELECTABLE BITESIZED PIECES AND CHEW THEM WHILE HE CRUSHES YOUR LITTLE MEN. 
 
MORPHEUS HAS LEARNED THAT HE HAS A NEW G OF M. MORPHEUS DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THIS BUT G OF M DECIDES WHO GETS GREEN PAPER AND GREEN PAPER APPARENTLY GETS WOMEN. MORPHEUS LOVES WOMEN. MORPHEUS ENJOY DESCRUCTIOUSING... MORPHEUS MUST NOT GET DISTRACTED FROM THE GOAL. COACH REMINDS MORPHEUS OF THIS DAILY. MORPHEUS THREATENS TO EAT COACH'S CHILDREN DAILY. COACH LETS MORPHEUS SMASH STICKS OVER LITTLE MEN HEADS AND DOES NOT YELL AT HIM TOO MUCH. MORPHEUS THINKS THIS IS BECAUSE OF THE CHILD EATING THING THOUGH.

DENIED. 
 
Nation swaps have yet to be applied (to my understanding) and I told Commissioner to hold off until they are and the eligibility lists reflect those changes. 
 
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Must have been auto correct. I wouldn’t disrespect our resident tough guy don’t worry!

MORPHEUS is Polish now
Formerly of Isle of Man
 
Done on portal
-bana

I'm dead

I fixed it for you

MORPHEUS OF HOUSE DESTRUCTIOUS, CONQUEROR OF ASH, BURNER OF BODIES, KING OF OBLITERATION, SOUL REAPING DEMON OF THE NOTHING REALM, THE TERRIBLE, THE ROTTEN, THE THROAT CRUSHER, THE WINDPIPE WRECKER WOULD LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING: FUCK THE MARLINS. MORPHEUS HAS NO IDEA WHAT A MARLIN IS OR WHO SAND OF DIEGO IS BUT HE IS GARBAGE. MORPHEUS WILL GRIND THEIR LITTLE MEN WITH HIS KNUCKLES AND SPRINKLE THEM ON HIS MEAL OF MORE LITTLE MEN. 
 
MORPHEUS HAS NO CARE FOR SKULLS. HE WILL CRACK THEM AND DRINK THE BRAIN SOUP. MORPHEUS HAS LEARNED THAT THE LITTLE PUCK THING IS SUPPOSED TO GO INTO THE THING WITH THE SLIGHTLY LESS LITTLE MAN IN IT. MORPHEUS DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THIS SPORT. 
 
MORPHEUS HAS ALSO LEARNED THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY DID ONE OF THESE "GOALS" (AS THE LITTLE CALL THEM) RECENTLY. MORPHEUS DID NOT NOTICE. MORPHEUS WAS BUSY PICKING THE BONES OF HIS ENEMIES FROM HIS TEETH. ONE LITTLE MAN CAME UP TO MORPHEUS AND STARTED SCREAMING AT MORPHEUS SO MORPHEUS CRUSHED HIS FACE WITH MORPHEUS'S FIST.

MORPHEUS OF HOUSE DESTRUCTIOUS, CONQUEROR OF ASH, BURNER OF BODIES, KING OF OBLITERATION, SOUL REAPING DEMON OF THE NOTHING REALM, THE TERRIBLE, THE ROTTEN, THE THROAT CRUSHER, THE WINDPIPE WRECKER WOULD LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING: FUCK THE MARLINS. MORPHEUS HAS NO IDEA WHAT A MARLIN IS OR WHO SAND OF DIEGO IS BUT HE IS GARBAGE. MORPHEUS WILL GRIND THEIR LITTLE MEN WITH HIS KNUCKLES AND SPRINKLE THEM ON HIS MEAL OF MORE LITTLE MEN. 
 
MORPHEUS HAS NO CARE FOR SKULLS. HE WILL CRACK THEM AND DRINK THE BRAIN SOUP. MORPHEUS HAS LEARNED THAT THE LITTLE PUCK THING IS SUPPOSED TO GO INTO THE THING WITH THE SLIGHTLY LESS LITTLE MAN IN IT. MORPHEUS DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THIS SPORT. 
 
MORPHEUS HAS ALSO LEARNED THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY DID ONE OF THESE "GOALS" (AS THE LITTLE CALL THEM) RECENTLY. MORPHEUS DID NOT NOTICE. MORPHEUS WAS BUSY PICKING THE BONES OF HIS ENEMIES FROM HIS TEETH. ONE LITTLE MAN CAME UP TO MORPHEUS AND STARTED SCREAMING AT MORPHEUS SO MORPHEUS CRUSHED HIS FACE WITH MORPHEUS'S FIST.

I'm shaking in his presence

Well then. 

10/10 would read again.

hi bb

MORPHEUS OF HOUSE DESTRUCTIOUS, CONQUEROR OF ASH, BURNER OF BODIES, KING OF OBLITERATION, SOUL REAPING DEMON OF THE NOTHING REALM, THE TERRIBLE, THE ROTTEN, THE THROAT CRUSHER, THE WINDPIPE WRECKER WOULD LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING: FUCK THE MARLINS. MORPHEUS HAS NO IDEA WHAT A MARLIN IS OR WHO SAND OF DIEGO IS BUT HE IS GARBAGE. MORPHEUS WILL GRIND THEIR LITTLE MEN WITH HIS KNUCKLES AND SPRINKLE THEM ON HIS MEAL OF MORE LITTLE MEN. 
 
MORPHEUS HAS NO CARE FOR SKULLS. HE WILL CRACK THEM AND DRINK THE BRAIN SOUP. MORPHEUS HAS LEARNED THAT THE LITTLE PUCK THING IS SUPPOSED TO GO INTO THE THING WITH THE SLIGHTLY LESS LITTLE MAN IN IT. MORPHEUS DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THIS SPORT. 
 
MORPHEUS HAS ALSO LEARNED THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY DID ONE OF THESE "GOALS" (AS THE LITTLE CALL THEM) RECENTLY. MORPHEUS DID NOT NOTICE. MORPHEUS WAS BUSY PICKING THE BONES OF HIS ENEMIES FROM HIS TEETH. ONE LITTLE MAN CAME UP TO MORPHEUS AND STARTED SCREAMING AT MORPHEUS SO MORPHEUS CRUSHED HIS FACE WITH MORPHEUS'S FIST.

MORPHEUS OF HOUSE DESTRUCTIOUS, CONQUEROR OF ASH, BURNER OF BODIES, KING OF OBLITERATION, SOUL REAPING DEMON OF THE NOTHING REALM, THE TERRIBLE, THE ROTTEN, THE THROAT CRUSHER, THE WINDPIPE WRECKER WOULD LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING: FUCK THE MARLINS. MORPHEUS HAS NO IDEA WHAT A MARLIN IS OR WHO SAND OF DIEGO IS BUT HE IS GARBAGE. MORPHEUS WILL GRIND THEIR LITTLE MEN WITH HIS KNUCKLES AND SPRINKLE THEM ON HIS MEAL OF MORE LITTLE MEN. 
 
MORPHEUS HAS NO CARE FOR SKULLS. HE WILL CRACK THEM AND DRINK THE BRAIN SOUP. MORPHEUS HAS LEARNED THAT THE LITTLE PUCK THING IS SUPPOSED TO GO INTO THE THING WITH THE SLIGHTLY LESS LITTLE MAN IN IT. MORPHEUS DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THIS SPORT. 
 
MORPHEUS HAS ALSO LEARNED THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY DID ONE OF THESE "GOALS" (AS THE LITTLE CALL THEM) RECENTLY. MORPHEUS DID NOT NOTICE. MORPHEUS WAS BUSY PICKING THE BONES OF HIS ENEMIES FROM HIS TEETH. ONE LITTLE MAN CAME UP TO MORPHEUS AND STARTED SCREAMING AT MORPHEUS SO MORPHEUS CRUSHED HIS FACE WITH MORPHEUS'S FIST.

I am glad Morpheus is on malmo 

Morpheus is why Malmo is doing so well. They know he will exact revenge upon those who defeat little men in same color cloth, so they're holding back.

god im fucking scared of this absolute machine

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