Motzaburger

Team Asia
 
Salutations good people of Asia. I'm here today to present the roster for the upcoming S83 WJC! The goal was to select as many active and young players as possible. We also have few "outsiders" in the roster - players not selected by other teams, but do not let that fool you, everybody will receive the same treatment if Team Asia fails to do better than in the last tournament!
 
C - Ivan Retoslav - @eagle_3450
C - Tyler Busser - @Zack
C - Akio Suzuki - @Erik
W - Sock Monkey - @chikn
W - Molly the Cat - @JCarson
W - Jordan Bennett - @Plate
W - Hasbulla Magomedov - @Motzaburger
W - Bob Vladovechsenkchushkin - @Grape
W - Jon Webber Jr - @Webberj
D - Ryuji Sakamoto - @der meister
D - Siyan Yasilievich - @badcolethetitan
D - James Marino - @Adrest245
D - AK92 Wit da Hoodie - @hedgehog337
G - Clueless Wallob - @DMaximus
G - Ilya Bryzgalov  - @Devise
 
 
Captains
C -Ryuji Sakamoto
A - Ivan Retoslav
A - Siyan Yasilievich
 
Locker Room
This year we will try something different, we will have a public locker room!  That is right. This thread is our locker room. This will be a great opportunity to have a little bit of fun! Try some roleplaying, say some cool things, do some trash talking, the possibilities are endless! Team Asia fans are, of course, free to comment as well!
 

I feel like I got away with an absolute meme of a theme week so instead I will write exactly five hundred words regarding the first couple of VHL members I can actually remember that helped me (chronological order preferred)
 
@Motzaburger my first general manager, and really made me feel like I was in a community with the Mexico City LR despite not playing me for 3+ sims in a row as a new create waiver signing. I miss the days when we'd play CoD together and you had to get bought back all the fucking time
 
@hylands probably the best friend I've made in VHL, and together with Motza solidified Jeffrey Pines into an absolute beast best player of all time. Former co-host of our podcast 3ppao, I wish actually really sad when we stopped making them and the gaps between we'd stop gaming with the rest of the squad. 
 
damn only got two people see you nerds lmfao

You were a great successor to my days as a first gen with @Motzaburger and @hylands. Massive footsteps on massive footsteps on massive footsteps in Mexico City. I knew we found a gem with you, I think we purged the GM chat where we talked about you though, I'd love to re-live those messages  

listening to your mom

HASBULLA 4 rEAL

спасибо команде за игру со мной. теперь для новой команды, как сказать, как Shoresy, "никогда больше не проигрывать"

@Motzaburger I'm sorry we couldn't get you a ring in Mexico City. I hope you do well with @Zack.
 
@Zack - Thanks for the quick and easy talks. Always appreciated.

Time stamp my mention  lol

listening to your mom

I do love it because it's a poor man's golf (and I am poor)

I do love it because it's a poor man's golf (and I am poor)

Sorry fellas, I let you all down - been a heck of a weekend! I am fine being DQ'd!

Sorry fellas, I let you all down - been a heck of a weekend! I am fine being DQ'd!

1. We are going to win 6 championships straight
2. I did not do them so I did not do well
3. No lol, but sounds like a time. Maybe if he did Dino tycoon more peeps would join 👀 far superior game
4. Heck yes, and I missed my pick so I was booted out. Hopefully I can get back in
5. Who wouldn't be? These guys are top tier class act pros
6. If I had known it was Easter before hand, maybe... I did make a tasty ham though so yea... #HASBULLA

Hasbulla #1 no contest - all others can go eat rotten taters

I leave for one week and now Hasbulla has lost his identity 😢

I leave for one week and now Hasbulla has lost his identity 😢

I leave for one week and now Hasbulla has lost his identity 😢

two questionable lads 👀
 

can someone explain this to me like I am 4 years old

3) ez dubs against degenerate gamblers
4) at least 4 more 👀
5) rooster better not become a chicken in playoffs
6) it would end up with a dead pack of lynx on the road
7) not get drafted back into europe where I am currently exiled for terrorizing all nations with my hasbulla-ness
8) LMAOOOOOOO don't go to grad school, and don't go again after 🤣