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Riga Reign vs. Chicago Phoenix Riga on the hunt for a very strong finish to make the playoffs and potentially compete. Chicago, however, were on the other side of the spectrum and continuing their pursuite for a high draft pick. First period, Riga outshoots Chicago 29-11 and Riga scored on 3 of those shots while Chicago only scored 1. The second period was closer where Chicago shot 4 less times (14 to 10) and scored 2 goals. The third period, was an absolute barrage of shots from Riga in which they put away 2 goals which secured their win 5-3.

The Prague Presser! 1. What did you think of Theme Week last week? 2. If you could live anywhere in the world during another lockdown, where do you think it could be? 3. What is your favourite international movie? 4. What are your thoughts on @diamond_ace returning? 5. If your player was not playing hockey, what would they be doing? 6. What is more satisfying, a game winning goal or a game saving block? 7. Who has the strangest nickname in the locker room? 8. What is your pre-game ritual? 9. How is the city, Prague, treating you?

Who doesn't like casein protein am i right? Anyways, time for GYM TAN LAUNDRY BABY

claiming 2/2

I've been seeing a lot of hype for Mikko which also was a great player of yours. I joined in S64 if I'm mistaken? Somewhere around there.

I made a protein pizza today. It was fire. We threw some protein powder into the pizza dough and it still rose well. We used casein protein as that works extremely well. The dough raised well, the cheese melted extremely well and all the meats were cooked deliciously. My goodness, this was 1 hell of a meal. We all feasted like kings at the house. The team has been working on bringing me back fully to fitness. I've noticed I've been a step back all week even though I've been back to playing games every single day. It's just not been the same. More practices, more gym training, more healthy food choices. It's been work, that is for sure. However, I've started to see some benefits from all of this. My skating is definitely 50-60% back. I can see myself coming back for a strong rest of the season. Sweden has treated me really well, I must say. Every single person has been incredibly fun, lively, nice and generous. I've had locals telling me to go try certain restaurants or historic sites. It's been surreal being in Europe and I'm glad I could make it this far in my hockey career.

Chicago Phoenix vs Warsaw Predators. Jesus Christ, this was a nightmare for the Phoenix. A total battering. First time ever I've seen a team out shoot another by 2 like this. Chicago put up 36 shots and Warsaw threw up 74. Game ended 8-3 for Warsaw with 3 goals in the first period, 4 goals in the 2nd period and 1 goal in the 3rd period. An absolute blitzkrieg of goals from Warsaw to get an easy win for them.

Julius Freeman - Hunter Hearst Helmsley - Matt Thompson Condor Adrienne - Lincoln Tate Rayz Funk Wow. That was easy to write. I guess the difficult part is explaining my picks. I mean, at the end of the day, everything is up for interpretation. However, these are the players that stood out to me. These players I felt a connection with, whether I played with them or watched from afar. This is my dream team. Not necessarily the best set of players in the VHL, ever really. I'm also keeping this super informal. I can't be bothered to look up awards and do direct analysis. Who are on your dream team of players who influenced you. I'm curious what list of players you come up with because while those players may or may not be the greatest of all time, they had an influence on you somehow. Alrighty, lets get this show on the road! Let's start with Hunter Hearst Helmsley. This is one of the biggest beasts the VHL has ever seen. I specifically made Onde Sandstrom to emulate a similar player to HHH. HHH had everything in his repertoire. I mean, he had the hands, the skating, defensive instincts, and the ability to be at the right place at the right time. This player, in my opinion, was exactly the type of player you wanted on your team. He was elite at every facet. Sure, he didn't score the most points ever in the league. But he was up there and scary as shit while at it. His last season in Warsaw, which was his best, was a 113 point season. His plus/minus was always elite, and he always shared an affinity with another player on this list, Julius Freeman. Next on the list is Julius Freeman. Now, keep in mind. These were seasons where scoring wasn't at its peak like today. Julius, however, was extremely scary as a player. Julius, for the most part, was a PPG player and, for the most part, scored less than HHH, but their partnership was dangerous. They elevated each other and scored every single game. Vancouver was no feat as well. This was a team that was loaded everywhere, but Julius and HHH were the heartbeats of that team. It's actually shocking in my mind that they only won 1 cup (maybe two while I was gone?). Julius was the Dank, and Henrik was the Hank and one of my favorite duos in the VHL. Matt Thompson. Do I need to say more? This was a legendary player from the commissioner himself—the first player on this list that I've personally played with. But you cannot convince me that he's not worthy of being on this list. Matt literally carried us in Malmo. 122 points with an insane shot percentage. The sad reality is that Matt isn't the more famous of the two players from Bek, but I think he had an absolutely insane career. Between playing in Seattle, Helsinki, and capping off in Malmo, he had an insane career. Scoring was easy to Matt, and so was hitting. Matt was the embodiment of a two-way forward. Condor Adrienne is easily the best defender in the VHL era EVER. This dude, my god. Easily my favorite teammate of all time. Condor could shoot, pass, defend, and make an omelet during the game. I mean, I'm curious if any of you think there's a better player ever. This dude was a free win in fantasy throughout his career—super fun to watch as well. Condor should be named after an award in the E. Sure, he's never played in the VHLE, but he deserves his name on an award somewhere because I think he was the best D ever to grace the earth of the VHL. At least top 3 in my books at the bare minimum. Lincoln Tate is another great defender. Sure, he doesn't compete with Condor Adrienne; however, he's a great player to have on your team. He could do everything and lead a team as the captain. Tate had an aura about him. He would make his players better, somehow. He could convince any player in the locker room to work hard. Tate reminds me of Ronaldo but not as famous. Hard work with a combination of talent got him to the top, and he deserves some recognition on this list. Hell, I wasn't even on his team, but he made me work my fucking ass off on and off the ice. This is a dude who deserves some love. Rayz Funk is probably the best goalie ever to grace the VHL. He was fun to watch and an MVP candidate. He was everything I was not in Michael Johnson. He's won everything, and realistically, if he could've been named after an award, I have no doubt he would've been. Rayz was the pinnacle of that Seattle Bears time. He would shut out teams in the most clutch times as well. This was maybe, the most elite goalie to touch the ice. Even now, theres tonnes of great goalies coming through the league and yet I don't see any one of them getting as many accolades as Rayz got with Seattle. Unfortunately, there's not much more to say about him; you should know his contributions already. I mean, didn't he win an MVP in the finals multiple times? Cmon. Name a better goalie, I'm waiting. Now again, this is a simple yet subjective list. Were there players that could've made this list? Sure. Were there players more objectively better statistically? Absolutely. But this was my dream team. The team was the best in my entire time in the VHL. Sure, there could've been better players before me, but every single one of these players holds an affinity to me. I'm inquisitive about hearing your thoughts and feelings towards this list. Are there any players you would replace? And with whom? Why do you think those players are better? Let me know in the comments below. 1/2 1,005 words.

1. I think it's a great trade. Ente is a amazing teammate to have in the LR. 2. I think sky is the limit. 3. My ability to pot the puck in the net. Goals win games baby. 4. Our defence is young. Otherwise, I don't see a weakness to be honest. 5. I think we need to work on our stamina and line changes. 6. Ente is a great teammate to have. Since he's come in, we've gelled quite a lot.

It's crazy. You know, I didn't think I'd have the time to write this. I mean, also the attention. I've been struggling recently and a lot of players and commentators have noticed this recently. Butts hasn't been at 100%. It started from a slash in the game against Bratislava. Bo Johansson ( @Shindigs) slashed my ankle and immediately I went down. Barely got to the bench as well. It was rough. We went to the medical room immediately and the doctor said it's definitely injured but he needed more information. I went for an MRI to see what the injury looked like from the inside. After the MRI, I was able to put some weight on my foot so I was walking with a boot on. All the results came back clear as well so it supported the boot walking idea. After a few games, doctors said I was able to return to skate in practice... So I did. Heres the thing I learned, doctors on the team are absolutely looking in your best interests in regards to your health. However, they also hold a interest to the team. Now, theres absolutely nothing wrong with rushing me back to the team if you genuinely believe that I'm 100% healthy. Even I thought I was healthy, but after all this I learned that I needed to get these things checked out for someone who is more neutral. I was out for a total of 10 days. On the 13th day, I returned to game action. During the second period, I could already feel something uncomfortable with my ankle. Something definitely wasn't right. I bring it up with the medical team on the bench and after the game, I again go in for another MRI. You'll never guess what happened. I've suffored a stress fracture due to ramping out very very quickly. I would be out for an entire month. Welp, I won't lie to you. I cried heavily. An entire month of no Gym, Tan, Laundry or the sort. I am extremely disappointed. To the point of depression really. I've never been this upset before. In fact, protein farts had to take a pause. Everything had to pause. I was in bed for 2 weeks and didn't even leave the house for any type of physio. Granted the first two weeks were meant to be full on rest time due to the recovery plan. After the 2 weeks were up, I started training again, physio and working with the medical team. However, due to the fact that the medical team has to travel with the team... It meant that I had to travel with the team. Now, heres the thing. Mentally, I was absolutely in a bad spot. Socially, I wasn't exactly happy nor excited to return to full training. The team has been supportive, but I was just sad and down. The thing was, this was such a blessing in disguise. The team cheered me up, training cheered me up and my team was cheering me up. Now here I am, just got the news that I would be returning to the ice tomorrow for the first time in a month. I am beyond excited.

The past two weeks, I've been out due to injury. I injured my ankle, had 2 surgeries and had around 700 meetings on how to recover fully from this injury. Between my team, Stockholms team and myself.... It's been a lot. However, I will be able to get back to full strength next week. That's what really excites me. Once I'm back in shape, ramping up for a full return then I'll be able to release a long awaited blog post. It's been a while, I know, but I haven't been able to concentrate on anything due to the pain. I've been popping pills like it's candy. However, due to the doctors and our team, we're confident I'll be back next week. Besides this, I have been traveling around Stockholm and Sweden. Specially with the team, It's been an incredible experience to work with the staff while being able to see the world. I'm incredibly blessed to just be able to see the world and I thank this team for the opportunity. I hope to repay their faith in me come playoffs and maybe we can 2-peat. Sweden is incredible, the team is incredible, we are all incredibly hard working and this group just feels special.

Game recaps Game 282: Chicago vs New York This was a blow out. Not even close for Chicago. The trend was definitely there once New York potted 3 goals on 23 shots in the first period. Chicago is definitely in rebuild mode and it showed in just that period alone. The rest of the game wasn't exactly dandy for them either. While New York eased up in the 2nd period with only 12 shots (2x the amount Chicago had by the way), the Americans put away another 2 goals. Going into the third period with 5 goals, Chicago at that point conceded. They ended the game with 1 goal, 20 shots and largely a lot of disappointment. New York won the game 6-1 on 55 shots. Game 290: Chicago vs New York 2.0 Not very different from the last game to be completely honest with you. Another blow out. New York, again, starts the game with 3 goals on 31 shots. Chicago had a measly 9 shots in the first period. The second period was completely back and forth in terms of shots (NY with 17 and CHI with 15). The period ended with 2 goals to New York and 1 goal to Chicago. The same amount of goals were scored by both teams in the third period, however, with a 5-1 lead, it definitely didn't look pretty towards the end. 28 shots to New York, 12 shots to Chicago to round up a 76 unloading by New York. Chicago ended the game with 36 shots and took the L in a 7-2 loss.

Pressers: 1.) Whats your plans for Valentines day (if you have any ofcourse)? 2.) What is your favourite chocolate? 3.) If you had a boat, what would you name it? 4.) How do you think we've been doing recently? 5.) What do you think would break the internet? 6.) Who is your favourite teammate this season?

Needs to happen ASAP. Threatens contract extension for drunk jeff muradin

Don't worry, I'm working on a big "reasonable" media spot right now. Maybe.

Pressers: 1.) What is your all time favourite song? 2.) Is there a show you’re watching? 3.) Who is your favourite athlete of all time? 4.) What is your go-to sandwich recipe 5.) Is your player performing adequately? 6.) What is your overall goal with this player?

Seymour butts has been seen on the streets of Stockholm. Like a drunk ass that he is, he's been throwing stuff all over the place. Through storefronts, cars and at people. I mean, I think he's been throwing up for the past hour. Projectile like he's a god damn missile. The distance it's hitting... It's like gravity doesn't exist at all to this man . He keeps shouting, "I'M LOOKING FOR THE ROXY YOU FAT SHIT MOTHER FUCKERS." He's never been this drunk and disorderly before. Nobody knows how to handle him. His group has been trying to contain him, including his new bodyguard, Homer Simpson. He gave a quick comment on the situation. "I haven't been working for longer than 4 hours and this is what this job looks like? I'm actually so confused. I think I'm going to quit now. Whats the point of working terrible pay for this? I can't believe I left Springfield for this insanity. Can you imagine that? Marge is going to be livid. I just wanted to get PPV to watch Jake Paul fight in the UFC and I put my entire family into jeopardy by taking this job. D'OH!" Incredible scenes here in Stockholm.

It's funny because, at this point, I'm just trying to rush my blog post out. I've had 0 time since joining the E to update any of you at all. Which, if you ask me is a little bit sad because I was just getting into the hang of doing this. Seymour is a pet project of mine. I envision him as the dude from Jersey Shore but more intelligent in some sense. I know theres a lot of shit-housery in these media spots. However, I do intend to tackle some hard challenges that he will have in the future. Something, I dare say, would be so unexpected of him because well, thats the entire point. Seymour's life is supposed to shock everyone. Now, I hope the moderators on this site understand that even though I have some tough topics coming forward, I never intend to hurt anyones feelings or identities (really, anything about them). If it does hurt someone, please let me know and I will change the story as much as I can. However, this will purely be Seymours life and the struggles surrounding his career. While hes going through his struggles, I just hope that we can get a top tier player out of him as well. Especially since this will be my return from inactivity for a bit. I enjoy the VHL and I don't think I'll ever have a time where I'll be completely gone. The community here is stellar, in fact, it beats the hell out of some of the other leagues I've been apart of. At least theres a plan for every single phase in the league and feels like people care about the community. I've never felt so comfortable with a group of people in such a long time. Between the first gens, returning members, shutting fuck up with @Spartan, @Diland I's date at the local Tim Hortons, @Beaviss's future dead body in CK3, playing HOTS with the Hat man ( @Mr_Hatter) and @frescoelmo (it shall return one day), to the Halifax 21st days with the bois ( @Acydburn, @rjfryman and many more), and last, but obviously theres more but I need to stop this somewhere, but not least the drunkest Muradin alive (@JeffD). Enough about Seymours life. A little bit of a tidbit into what his future is going to look like as a player. Now granted, I have 45 minutes to get this media spot in as well as a .com. So I might be a little bit rash and rough with this one. I intend for Seymour to be the man of dreams. The dude who, despite going in the 4th round in the E and the VHLM, will be a shining light in this league. I want Seymour Butts to have such a rockstar legendary career of absolute fuckery. Realistically, I want this dude to be my HOF player. So, I will be the most cut throat motherfucker alive in order to preserve this mans legacy. I hope to explain that, this will never be personal to any GMs or management. This is potentially my only go for the HOF. It would be fitting that it's with this low TPE juicehead bum and I think that sums me up in a nutshell. I mean, there will be a point where I assume I'm not going to win it, and if thats the case, I will likely be just fucking around with him. Probably Leadership to 99 or something crazy (not serious here). But, if he does come out the gate guns blazing, then I'm hype enough to see him through competing completely. To the point where every single TPE spent will be accounted for. This is Seymour Butts time to shine.

Nah no need. I know it’s not intentional or anything but I will bring it up next time I see it happen

I’m not going to lie. I understood why the yam gif was a problem. The issue I currently have is random messages of mine get deleted, even if they’re not at all sexual or offensive. Like? Maybe we don’t do that? Deleting messages in general chat feels like my voice is being taken away. Then there’s no explanation for it at all? Just deleting it and pretending it doesn’t exist. The last time it happened was sometime earlier this week and it’s turned me off from coming into the discord. On the flip side, as a former mod, there’s a lot I understand what the mods have to currently deal with. It just doesn’t justify deleting someone’s comments or messages without even an explanation or accountability.

today i had red robins

I believe its right on my end! Good luck all!

i mean i told you in person but congrats ig

1. What is your go-to meal? 2. Do you like coffee or tea? If so, what is your go to caffeine recipe? 3. What are your projections for your own player this season? 4. What does your team look like for VHFL? If you don't have one, who do you think are going to explode this season on prague? 5. Who do you think will become the Prague captain this season? 6. Is there anything we can do, as Prague staff, for you?

F- Asher Reinhart @Mr_Hatter