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This week, Devon (my nutritionist for those of you who haven't been reading the previous blog posts) called me a FAT shit. Isn't it his job to make me skinny? What an asshole. Anyways, I ordered a cheesesteak on my day off and I heard it all. I mean, I knew I was going to be under a strict diet but I didn't think I was going to be going ham 7 days a week. It's probably better that I do to be fair. Marcus (my chef) has actually found a way to make a fantastic cheesesteak that's in my macros. I can't have it EVERYDAY, but I can have it some days which is nice. Man, that's what I'm going to miss about this place, cheesesteaks. But you know what, Marcus is coming with me anywhere I go to so he can bring that recipe with him. The training staff has been fantastic with me. They actually gave me a key fob to the facility so I can enter anytime I want at any time. Especially since I've been on the hunt for an athletic trainer. I've been trying each trainer in my spare time at 6 am every day. I think I'm narrowing my choice down to the one who really connected to me and gave me tips to try throughout the week that worked on my skating ability. He's been officially hired as of today. His name is Jarrod and he's gotten me to build muscle in places I didn't think would grow at all! His tips have also helped my skating 10 fold, in just one week. Jarrod has already discussed with Devon and Marcus how he intends to do his role, which is fantastic I find. They've really gelled this week and have come up with a complete plan to get me into the top VHL player I potentially can be. Jarrod has got me on a full pull-push-legs routine right now, alongside drills to get me skating faster and with more powerful strides. Jarrod has also gotten a plan in place for my hand-eye coordination once I'm in the VHLE. Right now, it's about getting me back completely into shape since the shooting. I don't think I'm too far off from where I was at pre-incident. Now it's just about catching me up to prospects who were at my level previously. It's not like my brain stopped working, I just didn't play hockey while I was in a wheelchair. Besides this, Jarrod, Devon, and Marcus are all moving into my place this week. I was luckily renting a 5 bedroom house and nobody actually lived in their own place in Philadelphia. Their plan is to live with me until we find a permanent location (aka once I get to the VHL). They know this is a long-haul situation but we'll make it sooner rather than later. I'm prepared to give it my all, anything that the team needs. Let's get to work, gentleman.

Thanks @Tomat0. How you been?

I tried some... Instructions unclear, glued my ass cheeks together.

1. What are your thoughts on your players performance so far this season? 2. Who do you think is the strongest team in the VHL thus far? 3. Are you watching the VHLE or the VHLM? Any teams or prospects interest you at all? 4. Who do you think has what it takes to win it all? 5. What is your favourite topping on a pizza? 6. What are some of your hobbies?

u beast @STZ

Do you want to seymour butts?

Everyone, you are all incredible folks for just even suggesting giving me your TPE for your builds. Honestly, I walk into the charity drive every year with my Christmas bonus in order to give to those who need it most. So, I don’t personally feel scammed because I was going to give it to someone in need anyways (for those of you who think I’m a baller, I absolutely am not haha). No matter what, I just want everyone to remember why we do the charity drive. Don’t worry about giving me your TPE, spend it wisely (except you @jhatty8, I’ll help you build if you need it). Just build strong and WIN everyone!!!!

My favourite WCoH GM

I’m down if I’m allowed to write the press conference questions

Ya'll ever make hot chocolate and it's not hot enough?

Interviewer: How has your development been going with the coaching staff in Philadelphia? Seymour Butts: They have been world class. I have never felt better, stronger or faster since I joined the roster. I knew they would be taking a risk in picking me in the draft so I've been making sure to do my bit to earn my worth here in Philadelphia. Interviewer: Thats great to hear. What have you been working on so far this season? Seymour Butts: I've been mostly working on my skating, strength and offensive senses. The coaching staff has a very vigorous plan for me and we've been working on it every single hour of the day. I get into the practice facility around 6 AM and I'm heading home around 8 PM. This includes weight lifting, a light skate and video review. Interviewer: I see you're working extremely hard on and off the ice. Who do you think has had the biggest influence this season? Seymour Butts: I've been speaking with a lot of VHL players, VHLE players and Hall of Famers. They've all heard my story and have reached out. I guess the VHL wants to see a redemption arc and I'm prepared to give it all my all to make that happen. Some VHL players have also given me advice on how to turn quicker, pass faster and more intelligently. It's weird, I think mentally I'm prepared for the VHL however my body has to catch up to my mind. It'll take some time but I know I'll eventually get there.

Bana is a great GM. I've learned that in all my time here. Guy could have a team full of VHLM players and make the playoffs some how.

Have you ever thought about how hard it is to cut out cheesesteaks. It's literally the hardest fricken thing to do. All I want to do is go to Jim's South St. every single day if I could. Maybe I'm just a certified fat ass? Maybe I have a fancy tongue? I mean, its perception. Maybe VHL GM's don't want to draft me cause I eat like a fatty on a day to day basis. Oof. Last time I spoke to you, I mentioned to you guys that I would be hiring a team to surround me and my career. I guess I should give you an update. Nothing happened. I literally wrote my blog post, passed out and woke up the next day and did none of the things I sought out to do then. Lifes hard guys, however I'm doing my best. This new week however, I'm going to turn things around!!! Maybe? I mean, I should right? You know what, I'm doing it. I don't even care what any of you say or don't say. It's happening as soon as possible. I've started reaching out to my agent to find the right people as I write this. This will happen within the next week or two. This week, I spoke to the sports scientists and coaching staff and I think it's all agreed that I should up my strength. So for the next few weeks I will be working harder in the gym, pushing the iron as much as possible and getting gains. I've been told I also need to go on a diet a bit in order to replace some of my fat with muscle. The bigger I am, the bigger of an advantage I have with my size and all that. I was also told that my skating needs some work, which I already knew by the way, so we started running some extra drills outside of practice and gym work. I feel like I'm coming about as a player now. Everything is falling into place and I don't even have the entourage with me yet. Alright update. I just got off the phone with my agent and he has the perfect person for my nutrition. The nutritionists name is Devon. Devon will be moving over to Philadelphia in the next week as he's currently living remotely in Cuba. He's already got some ideas on meals that should make me stronger and healthier. We're going to be leaning into a high protein low fat diet. Calories are set at 2200 calories and my work is up to chuff now. Devon is going to be bringing his chef as well, his name is Marcus. Marcus will be preparing all of our meals, specifically mine and will be working in conjunction with me and Devon. Devon on the other hand, will also be working with the sport scientists and coaching staff with Philadelphia. Whats amazing is that everyone is working in conjunction and theres very much a plan in place for me. I'm excited for the future.

Actually I have that scheduled in for tomorrow

5 Uncapped TPE: Done Full Week (Claiming Next Week): Done Doubles Week (Claiming week of 9th) Transaction ID: 20867968800030165

Transcation ID: 20867964838433978 $120+$99+$15 = $234

1: How do you feel about the team with our recent trades and updated lines? We look fantastic IMO. 2: Which Reaper will have the most points at the end of the season? Uhhh probably Jones IMO 3: Which Reaper will be awarded the most keys by the end of the season? Definitely Jones. 4: We just named Branden Skuin a Assistant Captain. What do you think of their first few games with the new role? I think he's built to be a fantastic leader. He will captain a team soon. 5: Which active Reaper other then yourself has the best name? Rusty Cannon EZ 6: Which VHL team are you cheering for in the major league? The Wolves. 7: Do you think the NHL will go to the Olympics? I don't think so actually. 8: Do you watch any hockey youtubers? If so, who? TacTix? I mean its very occasional. 9: Which NHL rookie will be the best from this Rookie class? IMO It will be Shawn Wright.

did u win a cup yet?

I like sand ok

Happy birthday old man

Fat dump in PS obviously

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