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Game recaps Game 282: Chicago vs New York This was a blow out. Not even close for Chicago. The trend was definitely there once New York potted 3 goals on 23 shots in the first period. Chicago is definitely in rebuild mode and it showed in just that period alone. The rest of the game wasn't exactly dandy for them either. While New York eased up in the 2nd period with only 12 shots (2x the amount Chicago had by the way), the Americans put away another 2 goals. Going into the third period with 5 goals, Chicago at that point conceded. They ended the game with 1 goal, 20 shots and largely a lot of disappointment. New York won the game 6-1 on 55 shots. Game 290: Chicago vs New York 2.0 Not very different from the last game to be completely honest with you. Another blow out. New York, again, starts the game with 3 goals on 31 shots. Chicago had a measly 9 shots in the first period. The second period was completely back and forth in terms of shots (NY with 17 and CHI with 15). The period ended with 2 goals to New York and 1 goal to Chicago. The same amount of goals were scored by both teams in the third period, however, with a 5-1 lead, it definitely didn't look pretty towards the end. 28 shots to New York, 12 shots to Chicago to round up a 76 unloading by New York. Chicago ended the game with 36 shots and took the L in a 7-2 loss.

Pressers: 1.) Whats your plans for Valentines day (if you have any ofcourse)? 2.) What is your favourite chocolate? 3.) If you had a boat, what would you name it? 4.) How do you think we've been doing recently? 5.) What do you think would break the internet? 6.) Who is your favourite teammate this season?

Needs to happen ASAP. Threatens contract extension for drunk jeff muradin

Don't worry, I'm working on a big "reasonable" media spot right now. Maybe.

Pressers: 1.) What is your all time favourite song? 2.) Is there a show you’re watching? 3.) Who is your favourite athlete of all time? 4.) What is your go-to sandwich recipe 5.) Is your player performing adequately? 6.) What is your overall goal with this player?

Seymour butts has been seen on the streets of Stockholm. Like a drunk ass that he is, he's been throwing stuff all over the place. Through storefronts, cars and at people. I mean, I think he's been throwing up for the past hour. Projectile like he's a god damn missile. The distance it's hitting... It's like gravity doesn't exist at all to this man . He keeps shouting, "I'M LOOKING FOR THE ROXY YOU FAT SHIT MOTHER FUCKERS." He's never been this drunk and disorderly before. Nobody knows how to handle him. His group has been trying to contain him, including his new bodyguard, Homer Simpson. He gave a quick comment on the situation. "I haven't been working for longer than 4 hours and this is what this job looks like? I'm actually so confused. I think I'm going to quit now. Whats the point of working terrible pay for this? I can't believe I left Springfield for this insanity. Can you imagine that? Marge is going to be livid. I just wanted to get PPV to watch Jake Paul fight in the UFC and I put my entire family into jeopardy by taking this job. D'OH!" Incredible scenes here in Stockholm.

It's funny because, at this point, I'm just trying to rush my blog post out. I've had 0 time since joining the E to update any of you at all. Which, if you ask me is a little bit sad because I was just getting into the hang of doing this. Seymour is a pet project of mine. I envision him as the dude from Jersey Shore but more intelligent in some sense. I know theres a lot of shit-housery in these media spots. However, I do intend to tackle some hard challenges that he will have in the future. Something, I dare say, would be so unexpected of him because well, thats the entire point. Seymour's life is supposed to shock everyone. Now, I hope the moderators on this site understand that even though I have some tough topics coming forward, I never intend to hurt anyones feelings or identities (really, anything about them). If it does hurt someone, please let me know and I will change the story as much as I can. However, this will purely be Seymours life and the struggles surrounding his career. While hes going through his struggles, I just hope that we can get a top tier player out of him as well. Especially since this will be my return from inactivity for a bit. I enjoy the VHL and I don't think I'll ever have a time where I'll be completely gone. The community here is stellar, in fact, it beats the hell out of some of the other leagues I've been apart of. At least theres a plan for every single phase in the league and feels like people care about the community. I've never felt so comfortable with a group of people in such a long time. Between the first gens, returning members, shutting fuck up with @Spartan, @Diland I's date at the local Tim Hortons, @Beaviss's future dead body in CK3, playing HOTS with the Hat man ( @Mr_Hatter) and @frescoelmo (it shall return one day), to the Halifax 21st days with the bois ( @Acydburn, @rjfryman and many more), and last, but obviously theres more but I need to stop this somewhere, but not least the drunkest Muradin alive (@JeffD). Enough about Seymours life. A little bit of a tidbit into what his future is going to look like as a player. Now granted, I have 45 minutes to get this media spot in as well as a .com. So I might be a little bit rash and rough with this one. I intend for Seymour to be the man of dreams. The dude who, despite going in the 4th round in the E and the VHLM, will be a shining light in this league. I want Seymour Butts to have such a rockstar legendary career of absolute fuckery. Realistically, I want this dude to be my HOF player. So, I will be the most cut throat motherfucker alive in order to preserve this mans legacy. I hope to explain that, this will never be personal to any GMs or management. This is potentially my only go for the HOF. It would be fitting that it's with this low TPE juicehead bum and I think that sums me up in a nutshell. I mean, there will be a point where I assume I'm not going to win it, and if thats the case, I will likely be just fucking around with him. Probably Leadership to 99 or something crazy (not serious here). But, if he does come out the gate guns blazing, then I'm hype enough to see him through competing completely. To the point where every single TPE spent will be accounted for. This is Seymour Butts time to shine.

Nah no need. I know it’s not intentional or anything but I will bring it up next time I see it happen

I’m not going to lie. I understood why the yam gif was a problem. The issue I currently have is random messages of mine get deleted, even if they’re not at all sexual or offensive. Like? Maybe we don’t do that? Deleting messages in general chat feels like my voice is being taken away. Then there’s no explanation for it at all? Just deleting it and pretending it doesn’t exist. The last time it happened was sometime earlier this week and it’s turned me off from coming into the discord. On the flip side, as a former mod, there’s a lot I understand what the mods have to currently deal with. It just doesn’t justify deleting someone’s comments or messages without even an explanation or accountability.

today i had red robins

I believe its right on my end! Good luck all!

i mean i told you in person but congrats ig

1. What is your go-to meal? 2. Do you like coffee or tea? If so, what is your go to caffeine recipe? 3. What are your projections for your own player this season? 4. What does your team look like for VHFL? If you don't have one, who do you think are going to explode this season on prague? 5. Who do you think will become the Prague captain this season? 6. Is there anything we can do, as Prague staff, for you?

F- Asher Reinhart @Mr_Hatter

G - Xavier Booberry @JB123

D-Jan Hlozek @Mr_Hatter

F - Taro Tsujimoto @JB123

D - Battre Sandstrom @Mr_Hatter

F - Henry Tucker @JB123

We have found a house. Finally, we have found a house. And in the midst of all of this, training camp started yesterday. My team is covering the entire moving process however we just have our suitcases. We found a 4 bedroom, 3 bathroom penthouse that is fully furnished. The home is exquisite actually, and we're super glad we could get a place like this due to the teams residential stipend. They are actually paying for the entire home, which I mean is a huge dub. They're paying for every players home in this building as well. So I mean, it actually worked out. One condo building for us all, I say. Unless, you're from Stockholm, you get to stay at your own house. We are most excited about the fact that it is just 2 blocks away from the training facility, there is a bus that takes us in the mornings to the facility so we're never late and we're just a 2 block walk away in the evening so we can get a few extra training sessions. Plus, theres this cute coffee shop just next door that is absolutely tasty. We usually stop in there for coffee before we load into the bus.

Review: You sound like a lot of fun. The subject you chose to write on and how you got there (with the rubber ducky being the main interviewer) was actually quite funny and light. Formatting-wise, I mean, the additions I would've included is centring the entire article, bolding instead of italicizing and a picture or two. Besides that, I think this was a great article to read and you have a lot of potential to grow into a great writer for this league. 8/10

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Review: I really like the concept of recapping the draft and your mindset walking into the draft. Even live thoughts, you could say, was interesting to say the least. I was expecting Riiga to go ahead with Steve but wasn't so surprised to see you walk away with a different player. The only true way to improve this piece is to organize it better. If we centred it with some bigger spaces between the paragraphs and it would be an easier read overall. 9/10 but could very easily have been 10/10.

1. What do you think of our new prospects joining the ranks? 2. Is there any advice you would like to give to the new kids on the block? 3. What is your go to pizza topping? 4. Do you have a pet? What is it's name? 5. Do you have any requests for management at this time? 6. How are you still doing through this Covid-19 Pandemic?

Claiming for 2nd week.