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G - Xavier Booberry @JB123

D-Jan Hlozek @Mr_Hatter

F - Taro Tsujimoto @JB123

D - Battre Sandstrom @Mr_Hatter

F - Henry Tucker @JB123

We have found a house. Finally, we have found a house. And in the midst of all of this, training camp started yesterday. My team is covering the entire moving process however we just have our suitcases. We found a 4 bedroom, 3 bathroom penthouse that is fully furnished. The home is exquisite actually, and we're super glad we could get a place like this due to the teams residential stipend. They are actually paying for the entire home, which I mean is a huge dub. They're paying for every players home in this building as well. So I mean, it actually worked out. One condo building for us all, I say. Unless, you're from Stockholm, you get to stay at your own house. We are most excited about the fact that it is just 2 blocks away from the training facility, there is a bus that takes us in the mornings to the facility so we're never late and we're just a 2 block walk away in the evening so we can get a few extra training sessions. Plus, theres this cute coffee shop just next door that is absolutely tasty. We usually stop in there for coffee before we load into the bus.

Review: You sound like a lot of fun. The subject you chose to write on and how you got there (with the rubber ducky being the main interviewer) was actually quite funny and light. Formatting-wise, I mean, the additions I would've included is centring the entire article, bolding instead of italicizing and a picture or two. Besides that, I think this was a great article to read and you have a lot of potential to grow into a great writer for this league. 8/10

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Review: I really like the concept of recapping the draft and your mindset walking into the draft. Even live thoughts, you could say, was interesting to say the least. I was expecting Riiga to go ahead with Steve but wasn't so surprised to see you walk away with a different player. The only true way to improve this piece is to organize it better. If we centred it with some bigger spaces between the paragraphs and it would be an easier read overall. 9/10 but could very easily have been 10/10.

1. What do you think of our new prospects joining the ranks? 2. Is there any advice you would like to give to the new kids on the block? 3. What is your go to pizza topping? 4. Do you have a pet? What is it's name? 5. Do you have any requests for management at this time? 6. How are you still doing through this Covid-19 Pandemic?

Claiming for 2nd week.

Need some C R E A T I N E. @Beavissyou got some?

It's sad because I think we worked on this together twice. I think if we were given something else in this league, I have no doubt in my mind that we would mesh extremely well. I was also had a random thought the other day. I've known you since day 1 of joining the league. I joined, you were the AGM of Halifax and we all had a blast in the Halifax LR. If I'm not mistaken, @Acydburn had already joined the team, @Thranduil was the GM and you were the AGM. So, I have a lot of thanks to all 3 of you for keeping me active and interested in this league. If it wasn't there from the first day, I'd probably be IA right now. Keep being awesome RJ

@Banackock @rjfryman Good times lads. Good times.

Not jacked enough for that yet

Europe is so nice. Today, I woke up and decided to go out and have a nice espresso. I had this kannebulle cinnamon bun thing. On god maybe the best thing I've ever eaten in my entire life. Like, I'm pretty sure I think this is what I'm convincing Marcus to learn how to make but with the gains tagline next to it. I mean, imagine some P R O T E I N powder in there. It's would be tasty as fuck in my opinion. I've been on the hunt here for some sugar free maple syrup as well. I'm realizing really quickly that I'm no longer in Canada now. Have you ever been to Sweden? So many blondes here it's crazy. I was also told that there was nude beaches all over the place. Like, WHAT? We don't have that here in Canada or in the USA. Unless, uh, I'm informed of course. Like bruh. NUDE BEACHES. I mean, I'm not confident enough for that but thats incredible! Imagine, just hanging out with it it all out on the table. Like, madness. I don't think I could at all. I mean, if you could, that would be impressive as hell!

Ah so Marcus and I can literally involve the rest of them with our fart contests. It was actually written on my Birth Certificate that I was born in Stockholm so that’s how I know that one. My mother is Swedish and my father is ASSgardian. So really my butt is out of this world.

Sign me up

I was a bit too drunk off all the muscle milk. My bad!

I'll adopt you. Problem is I have $10 in my bank account so I could maybe squeeze us a mcdouble at the dons.

Muscle Milk > Corona 1v1 me bro

Protein farts didn't do it for ya?

Well, I don't have the time to be a shit-house currently. As I'm going to mention later in the article, I have been absolutely swamped. So, I mean, I'm eating decently. You know what? I found a new muscle under my knee this morning. I am fucking jacked as F U C K right now because of all the gains. Marcus was making a mean meal this morning and I just walked up to him, pressed my butt on his butt and let her rip. Poor bastard went flying into the living room. I had to literally check his pulse. I think he stopped breathing for about 15 minutes but it seems he was okay. He retaliated when I was leaning on the island. I ended up flying out of the balcony. But you see, I have a special innate power that Marcus doesn't have. I have the power of P R O T E I N F A R T S. I literally levitated letting it rip. Soft landing and that you know? Well, do you? I don't know what all of your fitness goals look like or your current physiques so I'll leave that up to interpretation. A lot of shit has happened and I don't mean it came out of my butt. Do you know how much nervousness and excitement I had for the draft? Not a lot to be honest. I heard a lot of the other draftees were taking drugs and getting WICKED rocked at the club. I can't fault them for being nervous wrecks. I was a nervous wreck during the VHLM draft. I thought I'd be going undrafted. alright, I guess I should be getting somewhat serious now huh? Alright then. The draft took place last night and I ended up being selected in the third round at pick 22. I knew I wasn't going to be as valued walking into the VHLE draft, but that's okay. We just needed to know where I was being placed in Europe. The gang and I are already here in Sweden. We had to interview with every single team in the VHLE so it was easy and quick to get there within twenty-four hours. Let me tell ya about my interviews. My first VHLE interview was with the team Bratislava Watchmen with the GM John Frostbeard (@FrostBeard). He asked me if I was willing to go to Bratislava if I was to be selected by them. The funny thing about this question is, it was universal. Every single GM asked me this question. Want to know my answer? I told them all no. Would be fun as hell to see the madness that insued. Okay seriously though, I did tell him I would be willing to go to Bratislava IF and IF the food was tasty. I was told to try Goulash (? did I spell this right?). I hated it, so secretly, I sort of didn't want to go to Bratislava for only that reason. John Frostbeard is a well known GM in the VHL community. So I had no doubt in my mind that he would help me with my development, so truly it had nothing to do with him or the team. Just the city and food to be completely honest. My second VHLE interview was with the Rome Gladiators with GM Zack Gagnon (@InstantRockstar ). Now the thing is, I love Rome as a city. Except, I also hate the city as well. I'm a big football/soccer follower and I don't like Lazio or Roma as teams. So, I instantly knew I wasn't going to come to Rome. I have a good relationship with GM Zack and I know that he can help further me develop extremely well. He's a great GM and I have no doubt in his ability. Rome also has a an incredible roster so I wouldn't even know how or where I would be able to get into that team. Between Aky, Remy, Jugs, and X Man, I just don't see how I get into this team and truly make an impact going forward. I mean, the food though? The weather? The gains potential per game is huge and XPI (expected protein intake) is incredibly large. I mean, have you had real ITALIAN pizza? I have. Shit is undercooked but delicious as hell. I'd eat that every day if I lived there. I think I'll let you just know about these two GM interviews ONLY because uh, well, I'm incredibly lazy and tired this week. I mean, you decide. Let me know in the comments below if you want me to write a full article on the interview process. I think next week, I will talk about my interview process with the Red Wolves and the Vikings. Adjusting to EU timing, training, draft interviews and being apart of the draft combine has been a lot. It's not like my life slows down now that I got drafted. We're currently in Stockholm, looking for a place that could handle all 4 of us bums and it being near to the training facility (usually because we get a bus to the stadium on home game-days). The city was incredibly nice. The training facilities are also top notch here in Stockholm. GM @thadthrasherand AGM @Kisslingerhave both assured me that Stockholm is historically a place where butts are quite good so they mentioned that I will be the strongest Butt in the country. Maybe even the world. I just want to spend a few minutes talking about my time in Philadelphia and all of my fans there. Thank you for tuning in every single game. Thank you for the cheeseburgers. Thank you for just being so loyal to all of us. With GM @Alex leaving to be the Davos GM, I also want to congratulate him formally. The Reapers were a strong part of my career. You all are incredible and I will never forget my time there. I'll be keeping an eye on the new GM and the team and they will always remain in my heart. (For those new people who don't know who I am, I am Seymour Butts. Now don't knock me a point in your reviews)

@Masu Changoat. Grats again!