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@LefLop and his 4 PIMs licking his lips

Literally saw this coming from a mile away.

1. Since we dropped out due to a loss to Moscow, who do you think performed the strongest? 2. Do you like pizza? If so, whats your go-to order? If not, what is your favourite quick order-in dinner? 3. What do you plan on getting done in the offseason? A vacation or off-season training? 4. Which VHLE player looks the most promising to you? 5. Who is your best friend in the league and what is one nice thing you could say about them? 6. How are you doing during the Covid-19 Pandemic?

Claiming for 2nd week

This took fonzi copy and pasting into word counter multiple times in order to get 2 weeks cronked out as well

It's the subtle weird things isn't it?

That was me this morning. I woke up extremely dehydrated, bloated and I farted around 3 times. Protein farts are satisfying as hell. Have you ever smelt those? They are absolutely ferocious. Holy moly, I think I ripped up a room earlier this week. The lads had to walk out of the house for a mid. Mid cook, Marcus said fuck this and left. I mean,I have been D I S G U S T I N G. Granted, my gains have been absolutely fucking insane. I found a whole new muscle right under my traps. I had no idea to be completely honest. I'm lifting shit like it's easy now, and farting my way to gym every single day. My life has been great. Marcus has been cooking up a storm after the training and nutrition regime Devon and Jarrod have created. I'm actually not even eating at the facility right now. I'm bringing lunch like a little kid right now. Well, I'm eating close to 2 meals when I'm at the facility and training. Which is absolutely absurd compared to the rest of my teammates. Training has stayed consistent every single day, which is positive IMO and when we're playing away our schedule looks very different. However, when we are playing at home, our schedule looks something like this. We usually get in around 6 AM, eat breakfast together, get a morning skate in and do some stretching and conditioning. Then its official practice at around 10 AM. Practice finishes around 12 PM and we all eat lunch together. After lunch is done, we do some video review and then strength training for around 2 hours. It's around 3 PM and most of the guys head home. I stay back and get some training done till around 6 PM. I'm usually working on the core fundamentals and my skating. I'm just trying to catch back up to where I used to be. I'm certain I'll get there too. Then 6 pm hits, I have a protein bar and head home. Thats where Jarrods waiting for me to formulate a quick home workout and we all eat dinner together. Oh, I forgot to mention that Jarrod comes with me every single day. All the players bring their physical trainers to the facility. On away days, nobody comes with me. In fact, I bring a bag for my clothes and a bag for all my food. What helps is that I'm on a strict plan currently so I'm never deviating away from the plan we currently have. Marcus is the engine in this core group. My guy is always cooking stuff, trying out new recipes and whatnot. This dude is literally the goat in my opinion. I mean, Devon created a plan for all of us, Jarrod is training everyone and Marcus is cooking the food for all of us. In fact, Marcus came into the house over 50 pounds over weight and he's dropped around 25 pounds of fat in a month. He's gained around 10 pounds in muscle as well. Devon and Jarrod are absolutely shredded already. I think Devon could bench press around 375 without Jarrods help. Now Devon is able to bench press around 425. All in 2 weeks. That is insanity. Jarrod has finally been able to have abs. Usually he's this use godzilla like being. But right now, he has ab and looks like he's in the best shape in his life. This dude is so knowledgeable is crazy. We absolutely cleared out our last opponents. We're currently facing Las Vegas and we're tied 2-2 right now. It's been a tough series but we've been playing extremely well and confident the entire series. We just need myself and a few other key players to step up and show our prowess as much as possible. As long as we continue to focus together and work hard, we got this. I was speaking to some of my teammates and a few of them are getting distracted with all the fame and being a local celebrity. However, since the mood has been more focused, we came back from 2-0 to 2-2. If we keep this attitude up, I can see us winning it all! I think I'm nearly reaching my cap here in the VHLM. I think no matter what happens here with the Reapers, I've reached my limit of potential. I'm prepared to head up to the VHLE now. We've been looking at the rosters in the VHLE and we are very excited to see what team might potentially draft me. In fact, the entire team of Butts is most excited to join Oslo or Vasteras. Me on the other hand, I'm excited for any team that has faith in ME. If they believe I can be the next big thing, I'm ready to play even for the worst team in the E. For me, this is all development. I'm preparing myself for the VHL anyways. I'm also entering the VHL draft as well, so even though it's exciting to know what my potential future looks like, I'm mostly excited to see where I go in Europe. I think if I get the right situation in Europe, it could help me become elite in the VHL. Also, red wine guys. It goes with every meal over there or something. I mean, I like getting drunk as shit. Have I told you, I've never been to Europe. If we can skip the stop overs in Frankfurt or London, I've never actually entered those countries. I always usually go to African countries or Japan. Japan is actually really nice. We went there for a hockey tournament, absolutely DOMINATED the local talent and got to see the entire country. I love Japan, hell, when I retire I want to move to Japan. Have you ever been? If you have, reply. Tell me what you thought of it. I just love Tokyo, the language, the vibe and much more. I mean the culture is just amazing. Korea is also pretty dope. Actually, I'd probably be happy to retire in either country.

My players name is Seymour Butts, so I mean...... You did know the name technically FYI

Every single time I exit my house, I'm afraid to getting covid. I know we're testing often, but as you guys know, covid has been killing lots of people in this world. It's sad the lengths we're going just for some inconsiderate people to ruin the entire thing. Alas, that is an argument for another day. Right now, it's scary out there. Every third person over here is getting covid. That is a 1 in 3 rate right now. 33%. Even though, this is probably the best time to get covid, it's scares the living shit out of me. I'm just glad we rapid test at practices and before games every single day. That way, if there is an outbreak somewhere along the lines of the team, we're not totally fucked. We just need everyone quad vaxxed. We luckily haven't had any scares in Philadelphia yet but I've seen some mild scares around in different VHLM teams. Like, look at Halifax. They had 0 players on their team... Their management team got it, spread it around the entire facility even though they had literally 5 players on the roster. Embarrassing they got it to be completely honest. However, it was reported that the GM was going to raves and night clubs every single night and barely GM'd the team. Oh well.

Review: This was a good read and incredibly motivating towards the end. However at the beginning, its sad to hear that you will be slowing down, albeit, a very good reason to slow down. Also, nice touch on the meta stuff, which is a valid concern. I'm really glad that you've been working on yourself every new years, and asking the right questions here in order to ensure that things will improve for yourself down the line. This was a great read, I'll be giving this around a 8/10. Great work RJ.

Review: This was a fantastic read into the mind of a very experienced GM. Seeing what you went through with Riiga, mentally, even during a time where I GM'd Vancouver was interesting. I also think it was very interesting to read the flashback to S75 in the beginning. The photos are also a nice touch (how did you find a photo of a sad lion? lol). 10/10 read. One of the best things I've read on the site for a while now.

@Berockamate you need someone for that 3some? Can't promise I'm sexy enough though

I’d like to apply. Life threw a lot of curve balls recently but I believe I’m settled now for a long while. Davos would be an incredible team to bring back and I’d be crazy not to apply.

1. Are you suitably prepared for the playoffs? 2. Which teammate do you think will be crucial to the playoff campaign? 3. How gnarly of a playoff beard can you grow? 4. What is your standard order of wings? 5. What is something we don't know about you yet? 6. Do you have any personal goals for the playoffs?

Just want to say that being an AGM for @Enorama was a dream. I actually enjoyed DC so much that I still miss the feeling of being in the LR and being apart of the team. If I wasn't offered to become Prague AGM already, I would be all over this application. Good luck to everyone applying, I have absolutely no doubt that this would be one of the more ideal AGM situations in the VHL!

Gus, I remember when I first got hired on for Halifax and Vancouver. Both times you reached out to me just to offer a hand. I mean, in the world of GMing in the VHL, that never happened. Really shows what kind of special person you are as a whole. I know GMing is a success-driven business but just looking at the image of Davos before you joined and now is a world of a difference and IMO that was a success on its own. I’m mostly saying all this because I genuinely believe that you did accomplish something. It may not be physical or tangible but I think you shaped GM culture, role and attitude. Your Hounds LR was a work of art. Thanks for everything and hope you can enjoy being a normie now! Also, am I allowed to toss you in the fountain now?

Review: This is a nice summarization of the previous 8 games that the Watchmen went on. I think you did a great job at summarizing what happened in each game and how strong the team has performed. I think some page set up would help make the article really stand out but it doesn't necessarily need it. I also think that it would really be a good look if you incorporated some Bratislava logos and colour scheme into the headlines. Also if there was some excitement involved with going 7-1 would be exciting. Not to say that maybe you didn't mean to put that into this article but I didn't necessarily "feel" it. Besides that, the actual content is a 8/10 for me.

Review: This article is a fantastic insight into what is going on inside the Toronto locker room. Toronto looks like they're going to be in a big battle with New York who I believe are your fiercest rivals. You articulated how this young Toronto team is responding extremely well together and are gelling in the first year. It's very important for a young rebounding team to bounce back like this and I think you voiced that very well. 10/10

And thats when Siyan realized that he was alone on the ice and nobody was actually in the entire building. Poor guy got pranked hard!!!!

I have to earn 2 TPE from this and I don't really have a topic to speak on to be honest. So, I guess I wanted to talk about the Multi situation. I don't really know what the fuck happened tbh? Like actually, what in the world is going on? I mean, I struggle earning on one player and theres people bored enough to do 106 players worth of work? How do you guys find the energy and time to update for all those players? Are you that bored? Sorry if I'm being shitty but I'm actually amazed that people have the capacity to do that. I have 0 attention span what so ever to actually accumulate that much tpe spread out from that many players. Also, keeping all that organized must be a job and a half. Well, maybe not the MS or anything else but the actualy personalities behind your players must be a struggle. I'm just glad that @Baozi, Dil (one of the Squidwards), @samxand the rest of the Moderators could sort out this issue. These humans deserve all the praise they can get right now considering they already do such a hard job as it is. Great job everyone!

MF you could've just claimed this shit as a MS.... Whatchu doin baby @GustavMattias

Sucks for us you mean?

Who doesn't like a cheese steak amirite?