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    Garsh reacted to hylands in The Jebediah Big Ol Doinks in Amish Saga   
    Jebediah Big Ol Doinks in Amish - Defenceman
     
    Island Living
    Born on the small island of Saint Lucia, Jebediah Big Ol Doinks in Amish became perhaps the first kid ever from the nation to fall in love with the game of hockey. Cricket and football are by far the most popular sports among the youth there, but Jebediah was unlike anyone else. His family had gone on vacation to Canada when he was just five years old and went to see a VHL game and he instantly fell in love with the fast paced, action packed sport. He begged his parents to buy him all of the equipment he needed to play himself, but he was from Saint Lucia! Hockey was among the least popular sports in the entire country, there's no way he would be able to get what he needed to play. Shortly after returning from that vacation, however, Jebediah would receive some of the best news he could possibly wish for. His dad had accepted a new job offer to go work at a company that is based in Canada! Before the family was even settled in their new home, Jebediah was constantly bugging his parents to sign him up for hockey. Finally, after what seemed like forever in Jebediah's eyes (it was actually only two weeks), his parents gave in and signed him up to play in the next season.
     
    The Doink Wars
    It didn't take long to realize that Jeb was a natural born hockey player. He took to the ice like he was born with skates on his feet, and was miles ahead of anybody else his age. By the time he was 8 years old, he was playing against kids two to three years older, and still managed to dominate every step of the way. He was bigger, he was faster, and he faced almost no challenge his entire minor league career. He quickly developed into a very skilled offensive defenceman that was no slouch on the defensive side either. It was clear to see that if Jebediah really wanted to, he would be destined for a spot in the VHL. But with the lack of a real challenge, a little bit of complacency started to creep in for the elite level defenceman. This is when Jebediah formed a deep love for big ol doinks. Every day he would smoke big doinks, go to the hockey rink, and still be the obvious best player on the ice. It was like living in a dream for Jebediah. His work ethic dropped to an all time low, but his performance was never hindered. Jeb knew he was a lock to be drafted into the OHL. Then the draft came around, and he kept falling, and falling, and falling, only to go undrafted and be left devastated at what just happened to him. What was he going to do? His whole life had led up to this day, but it all came crumbling down around him.
     
    Revenge of the Doinks
    Jebediah immediately packed his bags and returned back to his native country of Saint Lucia. He swore to never again wear a pair of skates, and instead he did what he knew best. He smoked big doinks. The days flew by one after another. Big doink after big doink. Before he knew it, years had passed and he was slowly wasting away. Nobody knows how it happened, not even Jeb himself, but one day he woke up with the passion renewed. He was determined to prove all of the doubters wrong. He wanted to prove that you could smoke big doinks and have a successful hockey career! It wasn't long before Jeb had made his way back to Canada, put the skates back on, and started preparing for a triumphant return. It was like he had never even stopped playing. Jebediah immediately felt right at home, and was positive he was ready to make the leap.
     
    A New Doinks
    Being out of the game for so long left Jebediah in a bit of a limbo, he was too old to join any junior programs and had to sell himself as a player worthy of earning a place on a VHLM team. He went from city to city, pitching himself to any team that would listen, and attending open practices whenever he could. Jeb did his best to convince the scouts that he could still perform at the levels he did in minor hockey, but he was not sure anybody would believe him. Surprisingly, there was some interest shown, and that was all Jeb needed to confirm this was what he wanted to do. He had missed the draft, but Jebediah entered the league through the waiver program, and he settled upon Houston as his new home. The team looked solid, there was a spot for Jeb to fill, and there was plenty of talent to surround himself with to sharpen up his game. It is now up to Jebediah Big Ol Doinks in Amish to prove his worth, and show the world what he has always been capable of.
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    Garsh reacted to FrostBeard in S89 D.C. Dragons Captaincy   


    GM John Frostbeard steps up to the podium near the DC Dragons home arena on a incredibly hot summer day with a bag of ice around his neck

    "Always a great feeling to be here infront of you in this magnificent day. For a team like D.C. Dragons Captaincy is incredibly important as these are the players that our young guns will look upon for guidance and support. They are the ones that will help our team take that small pebble, roll it down the mountain and start the avalanche that will shape and forge our spirits and skills that create a contender team!"

    Here are the Captains for S89 D.C. Dragons

    Assistant captain and a player that will be a mainstay with us here in D.C, a player that has showed incredible excellence on and of the ice - Lucas Grey @emidas
    Assistant captain and leader, a player who is playing his last season in VHL, our top dragon on forward side- Jason Coiner @Jason
    Captain and a person who has been a backbone of this team with their bubbly attititude towards D.C and taking nothing for granted - Bubbles Utonium @fishy
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    Garsh got a reaction from Josh in Survey Results   
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    Garsh got a reaction from Ricer13 in Calgary Wranglers press conference   
    1. How are you feeling about your players start to the season?
    Not great, I was hoping I would jump out of the gate strong like I did last season, but that is not the case.
     
    2. Would you consider yourself an active teammate or a quiet one? 
    I think my activity level in a LR is reflective of how active the LR is, the more that is going on the more I end up talking.
     
    3. Calgary is off to their usual slow start, what could the GM do differently to help prevent these from happening?
    I duno, its hard because line chemistry is a very real thing, and its hard to tell what is going to work when things change every season.
     
    4. This will be Daniel Jansers final season. What’s the over/under of him getting 90 points?
    I think he will for sure get 90 points.
     
    5. The Vegas Golden Knights have won the Stanley Cup, How do you feel about that?
    I have no real opinion on it.  Its cool to see a fairly new franchise win the cup.  Canucks fans in absolute shambles.
     
    6. Our AGM Otis just got home from Ireland. If you could go anywhere in the world right now for 7 days, where are you going?
    I'm honestly not a big traveler, just somewhere peaceful but with internet access I guess. 
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    Garsh reacted to jacobcarson877 in What it means to have your Father in the VHL with you.   
    What does it mean to have your father in the VHL with you?

    Here’s a few bullet points.
     
    Having to explain really strange internet slang. Listening to him complain about bad moves his GM makes. Listening to him complain about there not being a press conference yet. Getting asked “Did you read my article or just react to it?”, twice a week. (It’s about 50/50) Listening to him complain about not scoring. Listening to him complain about how slow his VHFL group is. Listening to him complain about the draft commentary. Trying to explain that some people are just off putting, they’re not trying to be mean. Having someone to make fun of when my player is doing better than his. Getting to ask “Are you at 500TPE yet?” for many months because I wanted my recruitment TPE. Having someone to complain about all league related things to. Forgetting to speak to my mother on long car trips as we debate the VHLE. (Sorry mom)  
    And most importantly
     
    Having your father experiencing the VHL with you.
    Happy Father’s Day! (to all the VHL dads, but specifically mine)
     
     
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    Garsh reacted to hylands in a new adventure for jebediah big ol doinks in amish   
    on the island of saint lucia, after a hard day of smoking loud, star hockey player jebediah big ol doinks in amish made the decision to take his talents to the big city of houston. however, this decision didn't come easy for jebediah. there were many questions to be asked first. questions like, will there be any big ol doinks for him to smoke in houston? how will he get his loud? when it's nice out will anyone ever hit his line? despite all of these burning questions, the temptation of making it big in the vhl was just too much for him to pass up.
     
    "im pretty excited to see what kind of loud they have in houston, i've heard lots of good things about this city."
     
    jebediah has never been one to put in the most amount of effort in practice or eat healthy to keep up with his fitness, and he arrives in houston with only his equipment and big ol doinks. it will be a big step up for him, but he is confident in his abilities. the team is looking great on paper and the entire roster is looking forward to what this season will have in store for them.
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    Garsh reacted to youloser1337 in 2023 NHL Playoff Bracket Challenge Payout   
    Thank you all for being awesome and letting me run the fantasy zone. It's been a bumpy ride but we all got through it. I know you are in great hands. ❤️ 
     
    A reminder of the payout:
     
    Stanley Cup Champs in round 1 - 4 additional TPE
    1st - 6 TPE
    2-3 - 5 TPE
    4-5 - 4 TPE
    6-10 - 3 TPE
    11-20 - 2 TPE
    21+ - 1 TPE
     
    Top 21 time *There was a tie*
    The format will be:
     
    Name - Points - Tiebreaker (GD) - TPE
     
     
    1. @Mongoose87 - 115 points - 3 GD - 6 TPE
    2. @Ricer13 - 115 points - 9 GD - 5 TPE
    3. - @leandrofg  - 110 points - 2 GD - 5 TPE
    4. @JCarson - 105 points - 3 GD -  4 TPE
    5. - @AJW - 105 points - 4 GD - 4 TPE
    6. @OrbitingDeath  - 105 points - 12 GD - 3 TPE
    7. @Trazan - 105 points - N/A GD - 3 TPE
    8. @v.2  - 100 points - 3 GD - 3 TPE
    9. @Fradin99 - 100 points - 17 GD - 3 TPE
    10. @Tetricide - 100 points - 17 GD - 3 TPE
    11. @Steve - 100 points - N/A GD - 2 TPE
    12. @scoop - 95 points - 2 GD - 2 TPE
    13. @Otaznik - 95 points - 3 GD - 2 TPE
    14. @Spartan  - 95 points - 10 GD - 2 TPE
    15. @BOOM - 95 points - 11 GD - 2 TPE
    16. @jacobcarson877 - 95 points - 11 GD - 2 TPE
    17. @nerji - 95 points - 13 GD - 2 TPE
    18. @Masu Chan - 95 points - N/A GD - 2 TPE 
    19. @kirbithan - 90 points - 0 GD - 2 TPE
    20. @Jubis - 90 points - 2 GD * - 2 TPE
    20. @MexicanCow123 - 90 points - 2 GD * - 2 TPE
     
    The rest is coming up soon. (aka 100 people who got 1 TPE lol)
     
    Congrats to all the winners! I appreciate each and every one of you. ❤️
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    Garsh got a reaction from .sniffuM in (S90) C - Aeschylus Jigglejawns CXXXVII II, TPE: 104   
    Muff Muff Muff
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    Garsh reacted to .sniffuM in (S90) C - Aeschylus Jigglejawns CXXXVII II, TPE: 104   
    Player Information
    Username: .sniffuM
    Player Name: Aeschylus Jigglejawns CXXXVII II
    Recruited From: Returning
    Age: 24
    Position: C
    Height: 68 in.
    Weight: 175 lbs.
    Birthplace: Isle of Man

    Player Page
    @VHLM GM
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    Garsh reacted to Alex in VSN Presents: S88 VHL Awards!   
    Nominees: Jesse Teno @aimkin, Molly the Cat @JCarson, Siyan Yasilievich @badcolethetitan, Xavier Booberry @CowboyinAmerica
     
    Winner:
     
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    Garsh reacted to Alex in VSN Presents: S88 VHL Awards!   
    1st All-VHL Team
    Brendan Marner @MetalToday - Ronan Lavelle @Arce - Tomas Sogaard @Brandon
    Hammar Voss @BOOM - Jake Thunder @Thunder
    Xavier Booberry @CowboyinAmerica
     
    2nd All-VHL Team
    Nico Pearce @Spartan - Landon Wolanin @jacobcarson877 - John Jameson @Frank
    Brian Payne @Scurvy - Pierre Emile Bouchard @Gaikoku-hito
    Lachlan Summers @kirbithan
     
    All-VHL Rookie Team
    Leonard Triller @Triller - Jimi Jaks @kelvi - Fred Hampton @TownBizness
    Jacob Stone @scoop - Kronchy Kardashian @Garsh
    Lachlan Summers @kirbithan
     
    And that concludes our Season 88 awards! Congratulations everyone!
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    Garsh got a reaction from hylands in (S90) D - Jebediah Big Ol Doinks in Amish, TPE: 87   
    Welcome back hylands!
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    Garsh reacted to hylands in (S90) D - Jebediah Big Ol Doinks in Amish, TPE: 87   
    Player Information
    Username: hylands
    Player Name: Jebediah Big Ol Doinks in Amish
    Recruited From: Returning
    Age: 27
    Position: D
    Height: 69 in.
    Weight: 240 lbs.
    Birthplace: Saint Lucia

    Player Page
    @VHLM GM
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    Garsh reacted to der meister in S88 Experience Points + Experience for VHLM & VHLE!   
    Claiming 17 experience 😛
     
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    Garsh reacted to Beketov in S88 Experience Points + Experience for VHLM & VHLE!   
    Season 88 Experience Points
     
    Congratulations to all @Members for the completion of another successful VHL season, as well as to the London United for taking home their first Continental Cup. As always, with the season past, all VHL players have earned some more experience....
     
    But wait, that's not all! Before I get into the usual yada yada I want to point out the rest of the title up there: Experience for VHLM & VHLE! The commish team and BOG have decided that the time is right to have the VHLM and VHLE receiving some experience as well. Now there's will not be as complicated or plentiful but it's still something. Anyone who participated in the VHLM or VHLE in S88 is eligible to claim 3 Experience Points.
     
    Okay, moving into the rest of the post now.
     
    How to Claim
    Claim experience in the Player Management area by clicking the 'CLAIM UNCAPPED' button, select Off-Season, then select Experience from the dropdown. Enter the amount of Experience you are eligible for as described below and link to this thread.
     
    Once approved, the Experience will be added directly to your player's experience attribute. You do not need to apply it yourself. 
     
    NOTE: YOU CAN NOT CARRY OVER EXPERIENCE POINTS EARNED BY A RETIRED PLAYER ONTO A RECREATE
    
    POINTS
    Full VHL Season - 5 Points
    Partial VHL Season - 2 points (Less than 72 GP in VHL, unless due to a trade)
    Playoffs - 2 Points
    Finals - 1 Point
     
    VHLE (Any Amount) - 3 Points
    VHLM (Any Amount) - 3 Points
     
    Example: Marcel Janser played for London and won in the finals. They get 5 for a full season, 2 for playoffs, and 1 for finals.
     
    For the most part, members of these teams will receive:

    CALGARY - 7
    CHICAGO - 7
    DAVOS - 7
    DC - 5
    HELSINKI - 5
    LONDON - 8
    LOS ANGELES - 7
    MALMO - 5
    MOSCOW - 7
    NEW YORK - 5
    PRAGUE - 7
    RIGA - 7
    SEATTLE - 8
    TORONTO - 5
    VANCOUVER - 7
    WARSAW - 5
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    Garsh reacted to der meister in S88 Brett Slobodzian Trophy Voting   
    Sakamoto should get consideration, since most of the season he was out standing with his luggage at an airport waiting to join his next team
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    Garsh got a reaction from Gaikoku-hito in PRG/VAN; S89   
    something something definition of insanity something something
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