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eh, not gonna be an easy job to trade him. maybe to Calgary at some point, but I don't see him being traded now.

this fight

Yesterday I was thinking about how long GM's are staying lately and now this. Oh well. Good tenure, S58-59 runs especially when Toronto could've won too.

I also want to inform you that Bushito is gonna get nothing from us hehe.

I was traveling to Nuuk in search of more players. But they told me I should gtfo since Greenland doesn't plays hockey. FORWARDS C - Otto Axelsson @Dangles13 C - Rauno Palo @jRuutu C - Johannes Vilhjalmsson @MWHazard C - Mikhail Vega @iRockstar RW - Vaydar Odinsson @BOOM™ LW - Aksel McKnight @Kesler DEFENCE D - Mats Johnsson @Quik D - Sebastian Ironside @DollarAndADream D - Alvaro Jokinen @Ahma D - Jesper Stromberg @Tim GOALIE G - Arvid Aamo @Daniel I hope yall not expecting us to crush all opponents 10:0 since we have this guy named Aamo who is only good for getting first OV picks. Wanted to replace Vega with Bo Axelsson (DT guy) but he's S64 smh. Also, I see Scandinavia dudes like Canada.

this is what happens when QC can't lose this series and we will have to wait for another day. I hate this team now.

are S64 draftees eligible? @Devise

LET'S START A RIOT NOW!!!

Just sim the whole series with Saint in one and finish this season ffs.

can take this if really nobody wants it by tomorrow

Finally the VHLM championship lol. brb going to apologize to @ShawnGlade @Dtayl and @SlapshotDragon in Riga LR for Kallis show

5 TPE for Randoms

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Part I - Pick em' (Pick the correct winners of all three games for 2 TPE) Game 3 - Calgary Wranglers @ Quebec Meute Game 4 - Calgary Wranglers @ Quebec Meute Game 5 - Quebec Meute @ Calgary Wranglers Part II - Predict the Score (Predict the correct score and winner of this game for 3 TPE) Game 4 - Calgary Wranglers 2:3 Quebec Meute Part III - Player Predictions (Predict the correct player for each category, 1 TPE for each correct answer) Series leader in points: Mats Johnsson Series leader in goals: Keaton Louth Series leader in assists: Jasper Canmore

*Me when I saw the results of the draft lotto* The most recent draft lottery spawned a funny moment - a wildcard team won the first overall pick. And while other team GM's can't complain very much given the depth of this draft, this is still hilarious. Anyways, here's another mock draft. This time from me. @Tagger was doing these at times and I'm sure he will do that in a draft week, but I didn't say I'm doing a full mock. I'm doing only TOP 6 since the finals are going in full swing and we don't know where NY and Calgary will end up. 1. RIGA REIGN D - RYAN KASTELIC It's weird to predict my own pick, especially if it's first. So let's try to agree with 'Cock's opinion on my activity level and choose a BPA ''because I'm not active enough to see what is what''. Kastelic is the best player in TPE wise, hence he's a first OV pick. 2. HELSINKI TITANS LW - JULIAN BORWINN Helsinki is at the point when they need everyone. So there's another BPA pick. Jubo seems very active, was GM'ing a junior team in WJC and just became a Las Vegas GM. That's a strong statement and I can't see him fall from TOP 3. That's gonna be a little screw up for Toronto since they need forwards, but apparently the random doesn't like the three-peat team. 3. NEW YORK AMERICANS D - JOSEPH McWOLF I'm under impression that Spade is fond of Wolf, at least as far as I've seen in discord. Also, the same Napoleon themed avatars that they had before Spade changed his are telling me that Wolf really wants to play side by side with the NY GM. And since NY is another team that needs a lot of players, the McWolf pick is going to legit for this franchise. 4. TORONTO LEGION C - SCOTT SHAWINGANEN Yeah, I know Fong's player has more TPE, but Toronto really needs forwards. Scott appears to be the best centre out of all draftees and Toronto has none (Vega is inactive). Even with the possible position switch from Ironside or Malenko the Legion is still going to have problems with forwards. So Scott may be the better pick for Toronto than Tzyuu. 5. SEATTLE BEARS D - TZYUU No-brainer. Seattle could use another def and Tzyuu is the BPA among defs. This player could be an important piece for the Bears even if Fong goes welfare for the rest of her career. And claiming welfare means Tzyuu could become a cap friendly player while still being useful. So that's another reason why Seattle can't miss this player if she won't be picked earlier. 6. NEW YORK AMERICANS RW - DAN WILINSKY Going to be interesting to see Spade moves if Quebec wins the championship (that would put NY at #8). Also, I see a dogfight for being picked in the first round after #5. I think Wilinsky has an edge over others since Oilmandan has a VHLM Mag job and more active in discord. Another similar pick would be Jose Gonzalez and picking him won't be a mistake either. I'll also name the other candidates for being a first round draftee: G - Cole Mertz: mainly because of Wranglers' cap thing and he already said he is going to play another season in VHLM; D - Sidney Crosby: I feel he became a bit more quiet, but the TPE ammout could be enough to stay in TOP 8; LW - Jose Gonzalez: as I said already, he could be chosen instead of Wilinsky; RW - Vaydar Odinsson: Boom is being more active lately and GM's could notice this and pick him in the first round. However, there is one problem with him - retiring his players too early. My lil mock draft is over. I may do a full one next week when the finals are over. That's it and I'm out. 6 TPE to Kallis. @VHL GM @Jose Gonzalez @Enorama @tfong @oilmandan @Cornflakers @Jubo07 @McWolf @BOOM™ @Jose Gonzalez @SidTheKid87 @ColeMrtz21

Morale of the story: never tank. It could've been your team hehe. Aamo our real MVP

yes please

Guess which team will win next two games

look, he just took away a record from Cast. what a tragedy @Victor

speaking of which, when's lotto? @Beketov

@DeathOnReddit you will like it amirite

And just like that, Aamo glory days are over. Not a bad match to end his starter career. But only 6 goals is a travesty, STHS was a crap in this one. Should've been a lot more for the deciding game tbh.

Why did you go inactive? Is bagel > eveything else? Do I still sleep? Are yo still happy with Ottawa? I mean, the Senators, not Lynx. When will you come back?