eaglesfan036

Wow this team is really good. Just pure domination the last two games with our lines.
 
Congrats on the hat trick to KJA and first goal for Draper. Also Jeevan Samuelson had a 4 goal game

The strawberry one

I'm thinking of getting Titanfall this weekend. What do you guys think so far?

Through a quick glance, the Rush have 9 players over 100 tpe and 2 players who who should be over 100 tpe by the end of the season. This means that not only will the Rush have some great top line players, they will also have really good depth as well. The Rush also boast the best goalie in the league in Kimmo Salo as he is already over 100 tpe and was the only goalie in the draft. It looks like the cup race will come down to Yukon, Minot, and Turku as each team held 3 first round picks in this draft. All three teams have some excellent players and this looks to be a really exciting season in the VHLM. Last year, pretty much everyone knew the Watchmen were going to win the cup after the draft ended. This season, we have 3 teams who have a really good shot at the cup, which makes things really interesting. Also Squinty usually reads these so hi Squinty!

Recapping the 1st Round of the S37 VHLM Dispersal Draft
 
     While I have only been in the VHL since Season 27, the S37 VHLM Dispersal Draft is possibly the best VHLM Draft in league history. In fact, I’d say that many of the players taken in the second round this year would have been first round picks in previous drafts. In this article, I will be looking into the first round of the draft and discussing why each team drafted the player they did.
 
1.   YUKON RUSH (from Oslo): Kimmo Salo
 
     As the only goalie in the draft, Salo instantly provides the Rush with the best goalie in the VHLM. Many experts predicted Yukon’s first pick weeks ago, as the retirement of Zach Fucale forced Yukon to look elsewhere to solve their goaltending problem. After Yukon failed to sign a goalie in free agency, it was all but written on the wall who Yukon’s first pick would be.
 
2.   TURKU OUTLAWS: Jake Wylde
     Wylde was an excellent pick for the Outlaws, as he projects to be a star defenseman for Turku this year. While Wylde only declared for the draft a few days beforehand, he has been given the benefit of the doubt by most teams due to his agent’s success with previous players. If Wylde pans out as projected, Turku will be in for a Wylde ride this year (pun intended).
  3.   MINOT GLADIATORS (from Ottawa): Bruno Wolf
    
     Wolf is another player who declared just a few days before the draft. Just like Wylde, his agent has a history of producing quality players in the VHL, so he must be given the benefit of the doubt. As soon as Wolf declared for the draft, he was projected by many experts to be drafted by Minot due to his agent’s excellent relationship with the Gladiator’s GM.
 
4.   YUKON RUSH (from Oslo): Konstantin Azhishchenkov
 
Konstantin Azhishchenkov, also known as KJA, projects to be Yukon’s first-line center as he has already logged a high amount of practice hours. Many experts expected KJA to be selected before Yukon’s fourth pick due to his brimming potential. I’m sure Yukon was thrilled when they found out KJA was still available with their fourth pick.
 
5.   TURKU OUTLAWS (from Saskatoon): Vojzek Svoboda
 
Svoboda is another player who has an agent with an excellent track record of success. He projects to be a star defenseman as well, and will combine with Wylde to possibly make the best defensive pairing in the league. Svoboda was another player projected to be taken higher in the draft, and I’m sure Turku was glad to be in the position to draft him.
 
6.   TURKU OUTLAWS (from Vasteras): Travis Boychuk
 
Boychuk should provide the Outlaws with a first-line center capable of producing lots of points. Few expected much of Boychuk last season after he was claimed off waivers by Ottawa. However, Boyhchuk showed a lot of potential in his half season with Ottawa, and was coveted by many VHLM scouts.
 
7.   MINOT GLADIATORS: Jakub Linholm
 
Linholm has the talent to be a top-three selection in most other VHLM drafts, and thus was a great selection for Minot. Linholm should provide Minot with an excellent scoring threat on the left wing and will likely be a major factor in Minot’s success this season.
 
8.   BERN ROYALS: Logan Laich
 
Many scouts had Laich pegged as the most talented player in the draft. Unfortuneatly for Bern, Laich has too much talent and most likely will not be playing in the VHLM this year. This really hurts Bern’s chances of competing for a cup this year as they essentialy lost a first round pick.
 
9.   MINOT GLADIATORS (from Yukon): Ashton Galbraith
 
Galbraith adds to Minot’s stockpile of wingers, as he is another forward with a lot of potential. Galbraith should provide Minot with plenty of points this year as he has the talent to be a top-five pick in previous drafts. It will be interesting to see which winger Minot drafted winds up on the second line, as all three of them are worthy of the first line.
 
10.   YUKON RUSH (from Oslo): Don Draper
 
Yukon’s selection of Draper was the shock of the draft as many scouts had Draper projected as a second round pick at best. However, Yukon sees great potential in this young defenseman and hopes that he can play on the top defensive pairing with Triton Jackson. Experts say that Yukon wanted Draper badly, and since they didn’t have another pick until the third round they decided to pull the trigger.

To Yukon:
Triton Jackson
 
To Vasteras:
Minot S38 2nd round pick
Yukon S38 3rd round pick
Yukon S39 3rd round pick
 
I appreciate the class of devilsfire and DT to make this happen. Hopefully I can get 701 a cup!

To Vasteras:
 
Season 38 1st Round Pick
 
To Minot:
 
Season 39 1st Round Pick

Munk I'd make you a sig but I have 0 artistic ability

Content: 3/3 - Congrats on the job!  I enjoyed having you in Yukon for the short time you were my assistant. Looks like your time as GM is already off to an exciting start as you already have potential trades going on. Best of luck to you except for when you play Yukon
 
Grammar: 1.75/2 - The Flannel man got this.
 
Appearance: 1/1
 
Overall: 5.75/6
 
Final: 6/6

I got to 67 and have spent hours playing flappy bird. How does that make you feel devise? I also play cod and nhl

Yay no more Baby Eagles!

Guest is probably a troll or someone on here who is too scared to say that themselves for some reason.

Lots of good options but.......
 
 
 
Pick this guy

Oh, did I say Thursday?  I meant to say, whenever I happen to be sober.
 
Just kidding, I actually just never made it home after school until midnight yesterday, and then I passed out and died.  A very old friend suddenly phoned me after school, and we went for food and drinks and gay sex. 
 
No you don't, the newest client file was available in the Index thread.  But I'm assuming you figured that out because I got your lines.

maybe if you actually updated

Everyone welcome D3vilsfire to the team! He is our new assistant GM.

Yukon would proudly like to announce d3vilsfire as our new assistant GM. D3vilsfire has been very active in his short time here and after some chats with him he seems like a cool guy. I feel as though he is deserving of an assistant GM position to learn how to eventually become a VHLM GM. As hard as it will be to work with a Capitals fan, I shall get it done

Multiple Reign Players Arrested due to Giraffe Smuggling
 
     In a shocking discovery, there are police reports circulating that multiple players on the Riga Reign were involved in the biggest giraffe scandal in giraffe history. According to reports, Riga allegedly held ten giraffes within their training facilities, with each giraffe wearing a jersey resembling a different VHL team. How any kind of clothing is made for giraffes is questionable, but it would certainly be a tall order. Upon further investigation, the Claude Giroux News Network has the inside scoop on why the Reign decided to house multiple giraffes.
 

 
     According to Riga GM Mike Wozniak, the giraffe fiasco started in the beginning of the season due to Riga’s newly acquired rookie, Robert Gow III. Here’s what Mr. Wozniak had to say, “This is all RGIII’s fault. In the beginning of the season, RGIII asked me how it was possible to transport giraffes to the zoo due to their tall height. When I told him they use special tall trailers with roofs that can be lowered, he didn’t believe me. To prove RGIII wrong, I made a bet with him that I could successfully transport a giraffe from the zoo to Riga. Everything went downhill from there.”
 
     To successfully steal a giraffe from the zoo and bring it to Riga’s facilities, Mike had to recruit some members of the Reign.  According to multiple team members, Riga decided to send their worst player into the cheetah pit to distract the security team while Brennan McQueen and Damon Tyrael smuggled the giraffe into the giraffemobile. Unfortunately, things did not go according to plan as Robin Gow was too scared to go in the cheetah pit, resulting in a deer being placed there instead. Eventually, Mike and company managed to transport the giraffe back to team facilities, though it must have been a pain in the neck.
 

 
     Once Riga was finished with the giraffe situation, they had to practice for their game against the Seattle Bears the next day. As a joke, Mike Szatkowski Jr. bought a custom made Seattle Bears giraffe jersey and put it on the giraffe. The next day, Riga beat the Bears in a thrilling win. Because they won, Riga became superstitious and decided they needed to get another giraffe and a Cologne Express giraffe jersey before their next game. After smuggling another giraffe using the same plan as before, the Reign dressed it in an Express jersey, resulting in another Riga win!
 
     Because the giraffes had won two games in a row for Riga, they decided they needed to have a giraffe represent each team in the VHL. Every morning before practice, Riga would go to the nearest zoo they hadn't already robbed and steal another giraffe until they managed to obtain nine total giraffes to represent all the teams Riga would play. After a string of bad luck and a lot of losses, the Reign decided they needed to smuggle one last giraffe to represent the Riga Reign and satisfy their superstition.
 
     Unfortunately for Riga, their final giraffe smuggling did not go according to plan. Someone tipped off the cops about ahead of time, and the cops set a trap for the Reign. After an intense car chase with the giraffe in the back seat, the cops arrested each Reign member involved. It is possible that the each member involved in the giraffe smuggling could face up to ten years in jail. However, it is rumored that the VHL dictator commissioner has bribed police officials to let the Reign out of jail. 
 

Will you be able to fit a camera in your closet?

Who needs real life vhl is better 

Things to do for this week: 
 
Practice Facility
Media Spot or graphic (6tpe) or if you don't have time Welfare (2tpe) - can only do one of these.
http://vhlsim.invisionzone.com/index.php?/topic/3962-vhlm-pickem-s36-week-2/
http://vhlsim.invisionzone.com/index.php?/topic/3963-vhlm-predict-the-score-s36-week-2/
 
Also, I haven't seen WoldenGhore and Kyrie in here for a while. Please stop bye and say hi because I miss you!
 
Also, congrats to Marcus Bjorkstad on your first goal!
 
http://www.vhlsim.net/VHL36/VHL36-Farm-99.html

I would play it with you but I'm selling Ghosts because I don't think it's very good. Which is saying a lot because I consider myself a cod homer as I've played and enjoyed every game since Cod 4. I just don't think Ghosts is very good at all. I'll play some blops 2 with you though

I still wonder why I didn't take you 2nd. I think on my death bed when reflecting back on my career drafting Flyers new player 2nd overall will go down as the worst mistake of my GM career.

Yes