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Of course... of course there would be a tie. Of all the things that could have happened, we had a tie. And, we asked the VHL community what they wanted. Really, I was hoping that they would want us to sing our own separate songs, but NOOOOOOO, "wE wAnT a DuEt!!!!" Well, thanks to all of you demanding this from us, @Juice and I have officially called a truce between San Diego and Yukon. It's been a heated 2-season rivalry, but enough is enough. There's been too much pain. Working through this duet, through this song, it's brought us closer together than ever before. Well, here it is, you sadistic monsters. I'd suggest wearing headphones and tuning out the world for the next 6 minutes... ---- the only thing I want to claim is my dignity back

@IceBostonGurke, welcome to the VHL! I'm thadthrasher, the GM of the San Diego Marlins! We are a team that has some powerful veteran players returning this season. As of this point I can happily offer you 2nd line minutes! That's a great place to be as a young player, and I think you'd like that. We have a dynamic locker room and are always looking to add wonderful people to it. I think we both know that San Diego would be a wonderful future home for your player, and it would be a great move to join us! As a new player I would be happy to show you the ropes, guide you, and help you build an elite player in the VHL! If you are interested in this, quote this with #MarlinsTerritory!

@ShaneLarose, welcome to the VHL! I'm thadthrasher, the GM of the San Diego Marlins! We are a team that has some powerful veteran players returning this season. As of this point I can happily offer you 2nd line minutes! That's a great place to be as a young player, and I think you'd like that. We have a dynamic locker room and are always looking to add wonderful people to it. I think we both know that San Diego would be a wonderful future home for your player, and it would be a great move to join us! If you are interested in this, quote this with #MarlinsTerritory!

@CV38, welcome to the VHL! I'm thadthrasher, the GM of the San Diego Marlins! We are a team that has some powerful veteran players returning this season. As of this point I can happily offer you 2nd line minutes! That's a great place to be as a young player, and I think you'd like that. We have a dynamic locker room and are always looking to add wonderful people to it. I think we both know that San Diego would be a wonderful future home for your player, and it would be a great move to join us! If you are interested in this, quote this with #MarlinsTerritory!

@Mr Bohannan, welcome back to the VHLM! I'm thadthrasher, the GM of the San Diego Marlins! We are a team that has some powerful veteran players returning this season. As of this point I can happily offer you 2nd line minutes! That's a great place to be as a young player, and I think you'd like that. We have a dynamic locker room and are always looking to add wonderful people to it. I think we both know that San Diego would be a wonderful future home for your player, and it would be a great move to join us! If you are interested in this, quote this with #MarlinsTerritory!

@Enorama I could write out this entirely large pitch to try and persuade you to join us in San Diego. But, you and I both know that you don't need that long pitch to know that San Diego is the place for you! Come on, join us here! Quote this with #MarlinsTerritory and I'll send you a contract offer!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VHL!

Excuse me?! The only multi here is @Thads second wife!

I'm so excited! I'm applying!

I wish my mask changed me into tots! As always, this is amazing work. The attention to detail is amazing, and I honestly love it. Please, do one for my goaltender!!! 10/10

This, right here, is a glorious graphic by a glorious person! I love the color and the placement of the 'ol Thightrap on the jersey. It's clean, and professional looking! The only thing I would change is reducing the ripple effect a smidge, not much. 9.5/10 would buy again.

Ladies and gentleman, it’s that time again! The season has concluded in the VHL/M and, as always, that brings about some of the best hockey the world has ever seen, the World Cup of Hockey. This tournament brings about the highest caliber of players from all over the world, eagerly representing their countries/regions on the greatest world stage. While every player longs to win the Continental Cup and the Commissioner’s Cup, there tends to be an even deeper desire. Nothing screams “greatest of all time” like a time that competes and wins against other greats from around the world. This season we find a clashing of the giants. We have Team Western Europe, Team Nordic, Mercenaries, Team World, Team Canada, and last but not least, Team USA. The dynamic, powerhouse roster of Team USA should be something that scares any competitor facing against this team. Led by @a_Ferk, team USA has 6 amazing forwards comprised of Isabella Campbell, John Merrick, Robin Winter, Addison McLaren, Justin Lose, and Thomas Landry II. The core defenders of Team USA are General Zod, Randy Marsh, Joly Greene Giant, and Bob Tristan. Finally, that brings us to the net. First, we have the great and mighty Stone Wolski, and his partner in crime, Thadius Sales. While there are many critics of Team USA, as there always is, reports from the Team USA practices say that the team is feeling good about their chances. Of course, they will face off against their rivals, Team Canada, at some point, but the world longs for a reign of domination from Team USA. The incredibly patriotic team believes that they not only hold the most dominate talent from around the world, but that their undying love for America and their ruthless patriotism will give them the strength to win it all. After one of the better practices we’ve seen, we caught up with goaltender Thadius Sales to ask him how he felt about being on this historic team. “Honestly, it’s pretty amazing that I’m here. A few seasons ago I was able to play for Team Western Europe due to a lack of eligible goaltenders, and that was fun. But, there’s something different about playing for YOUR NATION. It adds a level of reality to it, and it makes it that much more meaningful. I never imagined, as I sat in my filth and squaller in prison, that one day I would be representing America in such a historic chain of games. It wasn’t something that I even remotely thought of. In fact, when I first went to prison, I didn’t even know about hockey. It was the furthest thing from my mind. But, here I am. It really goes to show that no matter what you’ve done in this life, as long as there are people willing to give you a second chance, you have the opportunity to overcome it all and excel beyond anyone. If it wasn’t for my friends and coaches believing in me I would probably still be in prison. Of course, I’d be running that joint, but I’d rather make millions and become the greatest goaltender of all time. This is another step in that direction.” --- 531 words, claiming week ending 18 July

LET'S GOOOO!

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Ricer, making graphics?! Okay! Well, nonetheless, I like this a lot. I like the edging a lot, and the font really works with this graphic. Keep it up! 9/10

Yo, we could try this AOL chat thing. It would be sick!

This is, yet again, another sexy graphic! There really isn't much to say about it, other than endless compliments! 10/10!

1. Going kayaking, ALOT! 2. Rebound control and his speed. 3. I like the Paris Revolution, but I think I would have preferred Rome Gladiators! 4. I was pulling for Warsaw 5. Life didn't really slow down for me, so there isn't much I'm doing now that I wasn't doing a year ago. 6. I mean, I'd always prefer the Penguins to win. I was glad that a US team beat out a Canadian team. So, that made me happy!

This is cool, and horrifying at the same time! That would be nice! Maybe one day

Thanks for the name suggestions, @JardyB10! --- Claiming week ending 11 July 2021

USA! USA! USA!

Below are my thoughts as I listen... "Speaking of Jesus, this podcast is all about Thadius and LuLu Sales" Circumcision: Not necessary for Christianity. It's more of a cultural thing now. Yes, LuLu is infected with my parasite. She's the bearer of my seed. I didn't want a sweet episode, I wanted a Chodesode. Good job. I have no regrets. Boy Names: Jardy/Jordan. "Dad, why is my name Jordan." Well, there was this Hall of Famer in the VHL... United Methodist Church. #RiverJordan Thadius Jr. - I like it. LuLu doesn't. Thanks, I try to be a dope dude. @LuluSalesAway this man is smart. Thad #2 is a good idea. Victor - Not because of @Victor? Humble like Victor. Ahhh Victor E. Sales, I like it! My middle name is actually Edmund, so the E. middle name works! Tax - Full Name could be Taxonomy? Taxilidan is cool too. Middle: Government, State. Yea! Tax Government Sales will be a revolutionary taking down the government. #TaxationIsTheft. You're right, it's not a good idea, it's a great idea! Windin? Wyndon? Ahh, Wyndon/Windin My Sales lol. Broo the accent . Love it. Could have gone with Clarence Sales, Used Car Sales, Day After Sales, Black Friday Sales Girl Names: LuLu Sales. Her real name is Larissa. LuLu Away Sales. Not too shabby. Yes, everyone will get it. Sophie or Sophia Grace Sales. It also sounds a bit like Sofa...Sofa Sales. Grace is a nice name, and it's Biblical as well. SS initials, there we go. Secret Police service that does good and is intimidating. Beats up anyone who refuses to join the VHL, that's a great idea. Emily Sales. Ahh, EmilyB10. Oh geez, okay. Emilea? Emilee? Amelie? Or the middle name could have been Jardy, or Jordan. Emilee Jordan. E. A. Sports. It's in the Name! BladeMaiden's real name is probably Maiden Blade. BladeMaiden Meg Janelle Blazzer LuLu MilkJugs(no, that's not her player) Sales. Her Social Security Card would look ridiculous. Co-Sign Pi Juice's Karaoke Song (or Kiss From A Rose) Pokemon Blue Sales. Honestly, I think this one's the winner. #Epsilon No, Jardy, thank you. You can be our baby's uncle that we don't let them see alone. Review: Great episode, as always. Thanks for the entertainment, creativity, and good time. The VHL needs more chodesodes! 10/10

I haven't listened yet, and this line makes me excited. I'm currently working in my church office, so I'll be sure to wear headphones :D

Thanks man, I appreciate this advice!