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Yukon offers a slice of pine cone

Yukon offers a flaming pile of dog shit

Yukon offers 1 million dollars and I'll boost you to plat

Oh damn, my secret's out!

I literally swipe right on everyone and have gotten no matches. Strange indeed. (it's a joke I don't use Tinder)

Well, you wouldn't be able to vote before playoffs. During, sure, but not before. I don't think we want to delay playoffs just to get award voting in. Even still, it takes a few days to even generate the ballot, and then another few days for the GMs to vote. "A few days" is a rough estimate, so take from that what you will. Depending on how quickly the BoG votes on who makes the ballot and how quickly the GMs (or voting committee if that's a change that we were to make) get their votes in, I still think we're looking at about at least a week after the end of the regular season before voting is done. Still, if awards aren't to be announced until the off-season anyway, it wouldn't really be pertinent to have the votes in immediately, but it would save some time in the off-season.

Was there an ASG bonus week announced? @Draper

Fuckin' right!

yeah easy to get there when u cheat tho

Considering this Helsinki team is even worse than Stockholm, we should be scoring upwards of 4 or 5 of these guys. They are absolute trash. I doubt the VHL at any point in history has ever had two teams this bad. And we can barely beat them. It's the dumbest shit.

Ridiculous

Yo! GM of the playoff-bound Yukon Rush here. We might not be the best, but you'll have plenty of opportunity with us, as we currently have no defensemen. Hopefully I can pick up another defenseman or two next week when we see a bunch of players created, and maybe we can actually put up a fight in the playoffs. The offer is $1,000,000

yo m8 i can't see it m8

Meute Wranglers Dynamo Express

5-0 Toronto

ur dead m8

In just a few days time, the VHLM GMs will have some work to do as the trade deadline will bring with it a wave of players declaring for the S53 draft. While there may be a carryover recreate or two, most of these players will be 30 TPE "second" players, meaning they will get to choose where they sign. I don't expect my Yukon Rush to be a very attractive destination for any of these players. A playoff-bound team, the Rush are tied for the second-worst record in the VHLM. Even if players could perhaps put up better stats with the Rush (who have the second-most goals in the VHLM despite having no noteworthy players), the allure of better stats will not be very much in play. It will be just a fraction of the season that these players will spend with the teams they choose, so it will mostly be an attempt at an easy Founder's Cup relying on other heavy-hitters before they have to make an effort. As someone who is going to be creating a second player of his own, even I might not sign with the Rush. If I have an opportunity to play for a good team, I'll take it for sure. I don't have anyone active on the Rush who I care about seeing succeed, so I'm not inclined to make a grand effort. That being said, perhaps if I were able to bring in some of the other soon-to-be players, then I might go to Yukon myself. As I will be making a goalie, my options may be limited. Looking around the league, it seems that I could be an upgrade at goalie for the following teams: Yukon, Ottawa, and Bern. Bern would be the ideal destination, but considering the fact that I won't have a whole lot of time to develop before the playoffs, if I even am an upgrade over Jacob Warboy, it would not be enough of an upgrade that they'd prefer to have me over other players.

It'll actually be $2,000,000

JerichoHarambe

Oh we'll be in a draft together

rekt ya m8

1. Americans , Essian Ravenwing 7 (Nikki Kissanen) at 8:07 2. Americans , Bobby Digital 4 (Elijah Dotran) at 18:25 (PP) wtf guys?

I only had powers to lock/unlock and pin/unpin so I did what I could. He should've been on Helsinki's page already anyway; Draper had Calgary's signings taken care of and Cole was signed before they were.

Indeed I was

http://www41.zippyshare.com/v/7sBYPiXU/file.html It's not a good podcast, but it's not as awful as what @der meister and I are suffering through. I don't really feel I deserve six TPE for this, but I've got capped TPE coming out the wazoo that it doesn't matter where I post this.