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Kowalski shoot puck, Kowalski score goal.

Kowalski Signs Big Extension STOCKHOLM - Although the Stockholm Vikings' season ended in disaster with a 4-0 sweep by the eventual Continental Cup champion Cologne Express, the year won't be ending all bad for the team. Defenseman and captain Jack Kowalski has reached an agreement with the team on a contract extension worth over $12 million. It is a five year deal, all but ensuring that Kowalski will avoid free agency for the duration of his career, in which he is under contract with Stockholm for the entire time. "It's great to have this out of the way," said Kowalski, who was also selected to his first VHL All-Star Game. "I never felt that I was going to be going anywhere other than Stockholm, but it's so much better to have it in writing, for it to be absolutely final. It's time for the Vikings and their fans to have their time and I want to be here to see it through to the end." After posting improvements in most statistics in his second year in the league, Kowalski aims to truly break out in Season 43 and take his place among the league's elite defensemen. With new additions coming through the trade and the draft, the Vikings also look to hoist the Continental Cup and complete their rise from the bottom of the league. Jethro Novacek is a contributor to the MSFL Times, grand champions of NFL Blitz 2000. He enjoys orange juice, a good campfire and decent pairs of pants.

Encarnacion with the performance of the night!

I'M TOO HOT! (HOT DAMN!) MAKE A DRAGON WANNA RETIRE MAN!

I believe it also helps your performance in clutch situations and the playoffs as well.

Waiting On the Seasons To Change STOCKHOLM - Entering Season 42, expectations really weren't that high for the Stockholm Vikings or defenseman Jack Kowalski. But as the games went by, both the Vikings and Kowalski showed that they were forces to be reckoned with, as Stockholm reached the playoffs with a 36-32-4 season after finishing dead last the year before, with Kowalski finishing with 77 points, good for second on the team and nearly double his output from his rookie season. However, just as quickly as it began, it was all over following a 4-0 series sweep by the Cologne Express in the first round. However, the rise of the Vikings is merely stalled, not over. While the Quebec City Meute and the Cologne Express clash for the Continental Cup, Stockholm is stuck waiting for the calendar to flip over. With holes on the roster to fill and two first round picks, including the first overall pick at their disposal, the future remains bright for one of the VHL's more downtrodden franchises. But although the days are long and empty now, this story is simply on hold, for the rise of the Vikings is not completed. Today, they must wait. In the coming weeks, they will re-arm, and in the coming season, they will strike. Jethro Novacek is a contributor for the MSFL Times, dealers of fine, expensive porches. He enjoys getting free stuff, moving geocaches somewhere else and the sweet, discounted Easter candy.

Wasn't I hired for the Facebook page?

#YouCantBeatUs

I wish I could say good series Cologne, but we all know it wasn't. You guys owned this series and showed us that there's a hell of a lot of work that needs to be done moving forward. Go get that Cup, choo choos. Cologne is long overdue for one.

#YouCantBeatUs

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Beast career, see ya in the rafters!

Good season, boys!

Joke's on you, this was the VHL's April Fool's joke, sucker.

Nice scrap, XXX!

Picking up 3 points from Helsinki? I'll take that any day, good work Vikings!!

Drat!

No, we just suck.

Yeah, we brush our teeth to Chip Skylark and yeah, they look pretty great considering the hockey and all.

I am fucking ALL FOR THIS SHIT.

All I know is that Thomas Landry somehow made it into this article.

Encarnacion is also on pace to join some pretty elite company with hits as well, as he stands to be just the 7th player in VHL history to crack 400 hits in a season.

I can get behind this.

NYA G brought his game tonight it seems.