Doomsday

Nobody's tried to fight me yet, it makes me sad.

I don't think I've ever seen a player get injured in the VHL, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't try. Someone's got to be the first one to do it.

Honored to lead these fine young lads into Season 42! Looking forward to torching your homes, plundering your villages and winning many victories for the glory of Stockholm!

For the glory of the Emerald Isle!

Your name is absolutely fantastic.

$20 for S42, I'll take an extra doubles week.

Player Name: Jack Kowalski VHL Team: Stockholm Vikings Cash you have: $6,000,000 Purchase Name: Two Attribute Points Cost of Purchase: $5,000,000 Cash Left: $1,000,000

Thank you for your continued professionalism.

Tampering, I call tampering!

The blue team couldn't give less of a shit about Stockholm, why on earth would you expect a correct roster?

Congrats to all parties!

2? This should be worth as much as a media spot.

Watch his shift in overtime and you will understand the rage.

Humongous big stat line!

Bryz would at least occasionally do something funny. Vinny doesn't even offer that. Speaking of Bryz, he had a MONSTER game tonight!

Worst fucking shift I've seen in some time.

Kowalski Has Shot At Grimm Jonsson Trophy STOCKHOLM - The Season 42 Victory Hockey League Entry Draft has come and gone, finally bringing the reinforcements the Stockholm Vikings desperately needed. But while the players enjoy a much-needed off-season, the VHL rolls on, as the Awards Ceremony approaches later this week. It will likely come and go without much, if any fanfare for the Vikings after their dismal performance in Season 41, but at least one player from Stockholm could find himself on a ballot: team captain Jack Kowalski. "My agent told me that there's a very good chance that I could be in the running for the Grimm Jonsson Trophy," said Kowalski during an interview conducted over the telephone. "I was definitely shocked to hear that, considering the league left me off of the All-Star ballot entirely. Seems as if the team as a whole was left off a lot of these ballots, so to hear I've actually got a shot, even if it's an outside shot is pretty exciting. I'm not sure if a rookie has won the Grimm Jonsson before, so it's a great chance to really put an exclamation point on my rookie season." Whether or not any members of the Stockholm Vikings are actually allowed to attend the Awards Ceremony is unknown at this time. Jethro Novacek is a contributor to the MSFL Times, the leading supplier of sugar cubes. He enjoys the taste of a good Rebel Red, taming bears and having an accountant in the family.

For me it's awesome because I only get one TPE for my job, so it allows me to get the full 9 TPE with the cap.

There's an option in the player store to make your 590's worth 2 TPE for a season.

I will find that TPE and I will claim it!

Claiming my 5 TPE.

Wait, van Damme is dead?