eaglesfan036 4,602 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 A VHL Children's Story On a fine day in 2007, the VHL was created For 9 straight years, @Kendrick's players have skated. During that time, members have come and gone Yet @sterling still says, "Get off my lawn!" @Knight was once a commish, and used to be active Now @Phil has joined, and he's more attractive! @tfong is always on chat, because he slacks during work Let's hope his boss doesn't catch him, and act like a jerk @boubabi has 5 multis, and is also French But he has the tpe record, which makes @Higgins a wench Speaking of boobs, @boom likes them too If you're ever in his locker room, it's quite a zoo @flyersfan1493 was on blue team, at least for an hour Don't beat him in NHL, or he will get quite sour Speaking of NHL, @Smarch can't complete a pass Then @Dangles13 tries a 360, and I give him lots of sass @JardyB10 is our simmer, and @Draper is our rigger They often compare sizes, to see which one's bigger The Meute are silent, hey I made a pun They haven't won a cup in ages, now isn't that fun! @Ghost Reaper likes to retire, and is one of the league's biggest whiners He likes to talk trash, but loses to a team of fourth liners @KingRobbie also has a big mouth, and he drove the short bus I often find him funny, so that's a plus @Ahma couldn't find his lizard, so he decided to leave For his lizard had died, so he decided to grieve @frescoelmo is proud of his heritage, he lives in the best country on earth Many talk down upon Murica, but they don't know its worth! @Victor is an old man, and he is the league historian But when I think of him, I think of a chorian I hope @Jericho comes back, so we can have another pajodcast Then @brovy could stop watching MLG cod, and stop watching the Codcast @Squinty was a great guy, and @tfong probably misses him I always pm him to come back, and so does Jim I just remembered, I think @STZ is asian I googled something that rhymed, and found the word suasion. @Cuffy is Calgary's longtime captain, and has always been loyal @Jamie is another longtime captain, and she thinks she's royal. @gorlab got banned from the SHL, and he needs a safe space Luckily for us, he's still allowed in this place @CowboyinAmerica is the best goalie ever, some call him a god I had to trade him, but I miss having him on the squad @DollarAndADream is a good captain, and won the Grimm Johnson award Phil used to win that a lot, and I think he just got bored I'm now over 450 words, so my work here is done I hope you've enjoyed reading this, as I've had lots of fun. Thanks for 50 great seasons VHL, it's been real Let's hope for 50 more, cause that's a big deal. JardyB10, BOOM, STZ and 4 others 7 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32511-dr-seuss-writes-about-the-vhl-reviewed/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollarAndADream 3,356 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Cool shoutout. Gay poem. FacePuncher and JardyB10 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32511-dr-seuss-writes-about-the-vhl-reviewed/#findComment-363470 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FacePuncher 1,343 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Didn't even ban me in this poem, 0/6 JardyB10 and eaglesfan036 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32511-dr-seuss-writes-about-the-vhl-reviewed/#findComment-363472 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 cringe Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32511-dr-seuss-writes-about-the-vhl-reviewed/#findComment-363473 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 8,045 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, brovy said: cringe Thinking about going another season without a cup making you cringe budd? #DontKillTheStreak #BeNUMBER1 JardyB10 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32511-dr-seuss-writes-about-the-vhl-reviewed/#findComment-363475 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,602 Posted July 30, 2016 Author Share Posted July 30, 2016 15 minutes ago, ADwyer87 said: Didn't even ban me in this poem, 0/6 I had something about banning you in there, I must not have been able to think of good rhymes Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32511-dr-seuss-writes-about-the-vhl-reviewed/#findComment-363476 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Baozi 1,658 Posted July 30, 2016 Moderator Share Posted July 30, 2016 Yay! eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32511-dr-seuss-writes-about-the-vhl-reviewed/#findComment-363477 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,741 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Sick! I made it eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32511-dr-seuss-writes-about-the-vhl-reviewed/#findComment-363478 Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoop 3,432 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Wowowow fuk u Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32511-dr-seuss-writes-about-the-vhl-reviewed/#findComment-363483 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 JardyB10 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32511-dr-seuss-writes-about-the-vhl-reviewed/#findComment-363485 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,940 Posted July 30, 2016 Admin Share Posted July 30, 2016 What the fuck is a chorian. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32511-dr-seuss-writes-about-the-vhl-reviewed/#findComment-363487 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie 438 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Ok Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32511-dr-seuss-writes-about-the-vhl-reviewed/#findComment-363500 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,660 Posted July 30, 2016 Senior Admin Share Posted July 30, 2016 7 hours ago, Banackock said: Thinking about going another season without a cup making you cringe budd? #DontKillTheStreak #BeNUMBER1 seeing you use two d's on 'bud' makes me cringe TheLastOlympian07 and evrydayimbyfuglien 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32511-dr-seuss-writes-about-the-vhl-reviewed/#findComment-363504 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 8,045 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Just now, Draper said: seeing you use two d's on 'bud' makes me cringe You saying there's something wrong with double D's? Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32511-dr-seuss-writes-about-the-vhl-reviewed/#findComment-363505 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,618 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 delete your account eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32511-dr-seuss-writes-about-the-vhl-reviewed/#findComment-363507 Share on other sites More sharing options...
STZ 5,360 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Asian Persuasion eaglesfan036 and evrydayimbyfuglien 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32511-dr-seuss-writes-about-the-vhl-reviewed/#findComment-363513 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangles13 373 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 evrydayimbyfuglien 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32511-dr-seuss-writes-about-the-vhl-reviewed/#findComment-363742 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,899 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Pls, you mean 5th liners Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32511-dr-seuss-writes-about-the-vhl-reviewed/#findComment-363754 Share on other sites More sharing options...
evrydayimbyfuglien 600 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Review: This was interesting to say the least. I can't really review it much. It meets the requirements I think lol Some of your rhymes were questionable. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32511-dr-seuss-writes-about-the-vhl-reviewed/#findComment-363941 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 makes me sad you didnt mention me Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32511-dr-seuss-writes-about-the-vhl-reviewed/#findComment-364202 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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