eaglesfan036 4,585 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 A VHL Children's Story On a fine day in 2007, the VHL was created For 9 straight years, @Kendrick's players have skated. During that time, members have come and gone Yet @sterling still says, "Get off my lawn!" @Knight was once a commish, and used to be active Now @Phil has joined, and he's more attractive! @tfong is always on chat, because he slacks during work Let's hope his boss doesn't catch him, and act like a jerk @boubabi has 5 multis, and is also French But he has the tpe record, which makes @Higgins a wench Speaking of boobs, @boom likes them too If you're ever in his locker room, it's quite a zoo @flyersfan1493 was on blue team, at least for an hour Don't beat him in NHL, or he will get quite sour Speaking of NHL, @Smarch can't complete a pass Then @Dangles13 tries a 360, and I give him lots of sass @JardyB10 is our simmer, and @Draper is our rigger They often compare sizes, to see which one's bigger The Meute are silent, hey I made a pun They haven't won a cup in ages, now isn't that fun! @Ghost Reaper likes to retire, and is one of the league's biggest whiners He likes to talk trash, but loses to a team of fourth liners @KingRobbie also has a big mouth, and he drove the short bus I often find him funny, so that's a plus @Ahma couldn't find his lizard, so he decided to leave For his lizard had died, so he decided to grieve @frescoelmo is proud of his heritage, he lives in the best country on earth Many talk down upon Murica, but they don't know its worth! @Victor is an old man, and he is the league historian But when I think of him, I think of a chorian I hope @Jericho comes back, so we can have another pajodcast Then @brovy could stop watching MLG cod, and stop watching the Codcast @Squinty was a great guy, and @tfong probably misses him I always pm him to come back, and so does Jim I just remembered, I think @STZ is asian I googled something that rhymed, and found the word suasion. @Cuffy is Calgary's longtime captain, and has always been loyal @Jamie is another longtime captain, and she thinks she's royal. @gorlab got banned from the SHL, and he needs a safe space Luckily for us, he's still allowed in this place @CowboyinAmerica is the best goalie ever, some call him a god I had to trade him, but I miss having him on the squad @DollarAndADream is a good captain, and won the Grimm Johnson award Phil used to win that a lot, and I think he just got bored I'm now over 450 words, so my work here is done I hope you've enjoyed reading this, as I've had lots of fun. Thanks for 50 great seasons VHL, it's been real Let's hope for 50 more, cause that's a big deal. STZ, BOOM, Knight and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollarAndADream 3,356 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Cool shoutout. Gay poem. JardyB10 and FacePuncher 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FacePuncher 1,343 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Didn't even ban me in this poem, 0/6 eaglesfan036 and JardyB10 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 cringe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 7,771 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, brovy said: cringe Thinking about going another season without a cup making you cringe budd? #DontKillTheStreak #BeNUMBER1 JardyB10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,585 Posted July 30, 2016 Author Share Posted July 30, 2016 15 minutes ago, ADwyer87 said: Didn't even ban me in this poem, 0/6 I had something about banning you in there, I must not have been able to think of good rhymes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Moderator Baozi 1,638 Posted July 30, 2016 Head Moderator Share Posted July 30, 2016 Yay! eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,725 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Sick! I made it eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoop 3,280 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Wowowow fuk u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 JardyB10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,614 Posted July 30, 2016 Admin Share Posted July 30, 2016 What the fuck is a chorian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie 438 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,626 Posted July 30, 2016 Senior Admin Share Posted July 30, 2016 7 hours ago, Banackock said: Thinking about going another season without a cup making you cringe budd? #DontKillTheStreak #BeNUMBER1 seeing you use two d's on 'bud' makes me cringe TheLastOlympian07 and evrydayimbyfuglien 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 7,771 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Just now, Draper said: seeing you use two d's on 'bud' makes me cringe You saying there's something wrong with double D's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,618 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 delete your account eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STZ 5,315 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Asian Persuasion evrydayimbyfuglien and eaglesfan036 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangles13 373 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 evrydayimbyfuglien 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,896 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Pls, you mean 5th liners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evrydayimbyfuglien 600 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Review: This was interesting to say the least. I can't really review it much. It meets the requirements I think lol Some of your rhymes were questionable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 makes me sad you didnt mention me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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