Vancouver Wolves Press Conference

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On 7/19/2021 at 8:23 PM, Nykonax said:

 Vancouver Wolves Press Conference 

Week Ending July 25th 2021

Answer 3 for 1 TPE or 6 for 2 TPE!
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1. We recently picked the Reinhart brothers 2nd and 3rd overall. Do you think they can live up to the hype? (I initially called them the Jerome brothers whooooops)
2. Your player was recently seen in a scandal, what was it?

3. Who's your favourite person in the VHL?
4. If you had to build a superhero team of VHL or VHLM players, who would be on it?

5. Who's going to win the cup this season?

6. Do you remember what it was like to be a VHL rookie? What's one mistake that you made?

1. Calling them the Jerome brothers isn't a good sign for what the future holds :p: 

2. Sent someone to the hospital because he poisoned their French Fries.

3. @Ricer13!

4. Henry Tucker, Onde Sandstorm, Tater Tot, Kris Rice, R.G. Nillson, and Javad Kamkar.

5. Vancouver, obviously, unless we don't win.

6. Yeah, it was a fun experience, I think I thought that Tucker would at least get 20 points or so. I was wrong, very wrong.

[osens 297]

1. We recently picked the Reinhart brothers 2nd and 3rd overall. Do you think they can live up to the hype? (I initially called them the Jerome brothers whooooops)

They should! There is a reason that they were drafted in TOP3, they need to live up to the hype!
2. Your player was recently seen in a scandal, what was it?

I sold drugs.

3. Who's your favourite person in the VHL?

@WentzKneeFan036and it's not even close!
4. If you had to build a superhero team of VHL or VHLM players, who would be on it?

Lamb, Dood, Malone, Aberg and probably Sens.

5. Who's going to win the cup this season?

The strongest team in the league!

6. Do you remember what it was like to be a VHL rookie? What's one mistake that you made?

I took VHL too seriously and it became a chore, hopefully I will learn from it!

[Nykonax 1,566]

 Vancouver Wolves Press Conference 

Week Ending August 1st 2021

Answer 3 for 1 TPE or 6 for 2 TPE!
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1. We are currently 3rd place in the NA conference and outperforming expectations, do you think we can keep it up?
2. 5 of our top 6 forwards are above point per game, what words of encouragement do you have for @MexicanCow123 who is the odd one out?

3. What crime would your player get arrested for?
4. What's a fun fact about your player?

5. If you were going to relocate the Wolves, where would you put them?

6. Who's the better Reinhart? Tyler or Jerome?

[RomanesEuntDomus 442]

5 hours ago, Nykonax said:

 Vancouver Wolves Press Conference 

Week Ending August 1st 2021

Answer 3 for 1 TPE or 6 for 2 TPE!
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1. We are currently 3rd place in the NA conference and outperforming expectations, do you think we can keep it up?
2. 5 of our top 6 forwards are above point per game, what words of encouragement do you have for @MexicanCow123 who is the odd one out?

3. What crime would your player get arrested for?
4. What's a fun fact about your player?

5. If you were going to relocate the Wolves, where would you put them?

6. Who's the better Reinhart? Tyler or Jerome?

 

1. Probably not at that level but I'd still expect us to do quite a bit better than last year.

2. You tried!

3. Selling counterfeit hockey equipment.

4. You know all these players who insist on being the last to leave the ice? Well Robin tries to always be the first!

5. Quebec City

6. Kinda tough to say since they are basically the same player, gonna give this to Jerome though so that he can feel better about not scoring quite as much yet.

[Gaming Ringleader 248]

7 hours ago, Nykonax said:

 Vancouver Wolves Press Conference 

Week Ending August 1st 2021

Answer 3 for 1 TPE or 6 for 2 TPE!
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1. We are currently 3rd place in the NA conference and outperforming expectations, do you think we can keep it up?
2. 5 of our top 6 forwards are above point per game, what words of encouragement do you have for @MexicanCow123 who is the odd one out?

3. What crime would your player get arrested for?
4. What's a fun fact about your player?

5. If you were going to relocate the Wolves, where would you put them?

6. Who's the better Reinhart? Tyler or Jerome?

1. Yeah, Just keep playing hard and we will hit top 2!

2. T-P-E, upgrades peoples upgrades. my man needs 100 scoring, just use totally legit hax.exe (for legal reasons this is a joke)

3. none, I'm a clean man

4. each season he gets more points! I dont know how this is possible but he does.

5. N.O

6. Jerome is a true chad 100%

[Guest]

17 hours ago, Nykonax said:

 Vancouver Wolves Press Conference 

Week Ending August 1st 2021

Answer 3 for 1 TPE or 6 for 2 TPE!
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1. We are currently 3rd place in the NA conference and outperforming expectations, do you think we can keep it up?
2. 5 of our top 6 forwards are above point per game, what words of encouragement do you have for @MexicanCow123 who is the odd one out?

3. What crime would your player get arrested for?
4. What's a fun fact about your player?

5. If you were going to relocate the Wolves, where would you put them?

6. Who's the better Reinhart? Tyler or Jerome?

1. I think that yes, we can stay up here in spite of expectations. I've done it with teams on EFL and SBA, fonzi can do it too.

2. Get better. Easy :P:

3. Jaywalking is something that NSG the person loves to do, Tucker does it but keeps doing it in front of police cars.

4. Tucker's real name is Bob The Builder Henry-Tucker, but he only uses his hyphenated last name.

5. Montgomery, Alabama, just to see how many people don't know where that is.

6. Tyler's a rookie sensation, thus I say Tyler.

[Ryan Li 18]

On 7/26/2021 at 9:37 PM, Nykonax said:

 Vancouver Wolves Press Conference 

Week Ending August 1st 2021

Answer 3 for 1 TPE or 6 for 2 TPE!
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1. We are currently 3rd place in the NA conference and outperforming expectations, do you think we can keep it up?
2. 5 of our top 6 forwards are above point per game, what words of encouragement do you have for @MexicanCow123 who is the odd one out?

3. What crime would your player get arrested for?
4. What's a fun fact about your player?

5. If you were going to relocate the Wolves, where would you put them?

6. Who's the better Reinhart? Tyler or Jerome?

1. We are outperforming the expectations of us finishing last that the "experts" projected. Yes, we can keep this up, yes we will build on this momentum moving forward.
2. I feel ya, i'm on the 3rd line and I have 0 goals and 1 point in 10 games.
3. Drowning... in swag
4. My player was actually born in Vancouver.
5. I would not, because I am from here, but if I had to, I would move to Nanaimo because then I would be able to eat more Nanaimo bars.
6. I don't wanna get into that right now, I think both are amazing players with unique skillsets. You know, I have a problem with this question because this isn't the first time you journalists have been trying to split and divide our locker room up. This only happens with our team, you are out to get us because we are small market and trying not to succeed. The real people answering a question here should be you, and that should be: "does my question have any use, or am I trying to destroy the Vancouver locker room?"

[enigmatic 504]

1. We are currently 3rd place in the NA conference and outperforming expectations, do you think we can keep it up?

I don't see why not if everyone keeps updating.

2. 5 of our top 6 forwards are above point per game, what words of encouragement do you have for @MexicanCow123 who is the odd one out?

You wouldn't have that problem if you were AmericanCow123!!!!!111!!!!1! Step it up.

 

3. What crime would your player get arrested for?

Speeding because he drives like an idiot.

4. What's a fun fact about your player?

I can barely pronounce his name.

 

5. If you were going to relocate the Wolves, where would you put them?

Québec City

 

6. Who's the better Reinhart? Tyler or Jerome?

Sam

[osens 297]

1. We are currently 3rd place in the NA conference and outperforming expectations, do you think we can keep it up?

Of course we can! We have awesome team and we will only get better with each day, because we are a really young team.
2. 5 of our top 6 forwards are above point per game, what words of encouragement do you have for @MexicanCow123 who is the odd one out?

Yikes.

3. What crime would your player get arrested for?

Probably dealing drugs.
4. What's a fun fact about your player?

My player is 50 years old and is playing in junior's league.

5. If you were going to relocate the Wolves, where would you put them?

In Sibiria, I think there are a lot of wolves.

6. Who's the better Reinhart? Tyler or Jerome?

I don't know, aren't they twins? I am going to choose  one with eyes closed. Ok, it's Tyler!

[MexicanCow123 915]

1. We are currently 3rd place in the NA conference and out performing expectations, do you think we can keep it up?

 

YES. We are the wolves. We've been playing well and I think we can keep er up. We've got a boss team.

 

2. 5 of our top 6 forwards are above point per game, what words of encouragement do you have for @MexicanCow123 who is the odd one out?

 

You are sexy and everyone knows it cow. You are the best person I've ever met and I luv you so much. Their is no one In the world I would rather touch more.

 

3. What crime would your player get arrested for?

 

C O C A I N E. Hehehe maybe. We'll see what he does in the future.

4. What's a fun fact about your player?

 

He's shotguns a beer before every game. That's why you see him wobbling around at times.

 

5. If you were going to relocate the Wolves, where would you put them?

 

Idk HAWAII??? The Hawaii WOLVES. Sounds sick right. #MakeTheHawaiiWolves

 

6. Who's the better Reinhart? Tyler or Jerome?

 

Jerome. Easy. Guys much much better. Just look at the stats. Proofs right there.

[Nykonax 1,566]

 Vancouver Wolves Press Conference 

Week Ending August 8th 2021

Answer 3 for 1 TPE or 6 for 2 TPE!
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1. Aike van Giersbergen got their first career shutout against Helsinki! How did the team celebrate?
2. 5 of our top 6 forwards are above point per game, what words of encouragement do you have for @Zetterberg who is the odd one out? (note: read carefully it is a different question :P)

3. What's your players spirit animal?
4. Your player just got secretly recorded talking smack about @fonziGG, what'd they say?

5. Our starting goalie Markus Emerson Jr. recently announced he'll be retiring after next season in this post, what are you going to miss most about him?

6. Our team mascot called in sick, who's filling in for them?

Edited August 2, 2021 by Nykonax

[MexicanCow123 915]

On 7/26/2021 at 9:37 PM, Nykonax said:

5 of our top 6 forwards are above point per game, what words of encouragement do you have for @MexicanCow123 who is the odd one out?

 

2 minutes ago, Nykonax said:

5 of our top 6 forwards are above point per game, what words of encouragement do you have for @Zetterberg who is the odd one out?

What happened bud?

Edited August 2, 2021 by MexicanCow123

[RomanesEuntDomus 442]

2 hours ago, Nykonax said:

 Vancouver Wolves Press Conference 

Week Ending August 8th 2021

Answer 3 for 1 TPE or 6 for 2 TPE!
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1. Aike van Giersbergen got their first career shutout against Helsinki! How did the team celebrate?
2. 5 of our top 6 forwards are above point per game, what words of encouragement do you have for @Zetterberg who is the odd one out? (note: read carefully it is a different question :P)

3. What's your players spirit animal?
4. Your player just got secretly recorded talking smack about @fonziGG, what'd they say?

5. Our starting goalie Markus Emerson Jr. recently announced he'll be retiring after next season in this post, what are you going to miss most about him?

6. Our team mascot called in sick, who's filling in for them?

 

1. Some details about a party are better left private...

2. Oh boy are we gonna have this one every week now? Or does everyone have to get over a ppg for that? I don't think he should get too down on himself, he was already over that mark a week ago so can easily get back there again.

3. A doggooooo!! Loyal and adorable, sounds like me!

4. It might be juvenlie but a few days we saw him take a lunchbox out of his bag that his mom made for him... Some teasing might have occured.

5. It's great to have a veteran presence both in net and in the locker room, someone who has seen it all and has already gone through some of the things that you are currently going to and give you some advice.

6. In honor of his recent retirement, how about old man Emerson as a Silbernack Gorilla?

[Guest]

On 8/2/2021 at 12:54 AM, Nykonax said:

 Vancouver Wolves Press Conference 

Week Ending August 8th 2021

Answer 3 for 1 TPE or 6 for 2 TPE!
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1. Aike van Giersbergen got their first career shutout against Helsinki! How did the team celebrate?
2. 5 of our top 6 forwards are above point per game, what words of encouragement do you have for @Zetterberg who is the odd one out? (note: read carefully it is a different question :P)

3. What's your players spirit animal?
4. Your player just got secretly recorded talking smack about @fonziGG, what'd they say?

5. Our starting goalie Markus Emerson Jr. recently announced he'll be retiring after next season in this post, what are you going to miss most about him?

6. Our team mascot called in sick, who's filling in for them?

1. Tucker got into a fight!

2. Do better. Just like me.

3. Tucker's nice off the ice and mean as hell on the ice, so I'll say his spirit animal is a Venus flytrap. Looks good but then it eats the bugs.

4. Tucker said that Fonzi was an idiot for not letting him getting his checking and fighting to 80.

5. His LR personality was great and him retiring takes that away.

6. Inactive prospect player Haydon Learmonth gets the nod for me.

5.

[Ryan Li 18]

On 8/1/2021 at 10:54 PM, Nykonax said:

 Vancouver Wolves Press Conference 

Week Ending August 8th 2021

Answer 3 for 1 TPE or 6 for 2 TPE!
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1. Aike van Giersbergen got their first career shutout against Helsinki! How did the team celebrate?
2. 5 of our top 6 forwards are above point per game, what words of encouragement do you have for @Zetterberg who is the odd one out? (note: read carefully it is a different question :P)

3. What's your players spirit animal?
4. Your player just got secretly recorded talking smack about @fonziGG, what'd they say?

5. Our starting goalie Markus Emerson Jr. recently announced he'll be retiring after next season in this post, what are you going to miss most about him?

6. Our team mascot called in sick, who's filling in for them?

1. We went out and partied really hard, probably harder than we should have.
2. I have 2 points in 24 games, so at least ur better than me
3. A donkey because I do nothing on the ice.
4. Secretly recorded? No I don't think so, must have been someone else. Next question.
5. Imma miss his dominance, but we have a bright future with Aike at the helm.
6. Call this number (702)-696-9696, i'm sure you can find a good mascot

[Ryan Li 18]

On 7/27/2021 at 10:24 PM, Ryan Li said:

1. We are outperforming the expectations of us finishing last that the "experts" projected. Yes, we can keep this up, yes we will build on this momentum moving forward.
2. I feel ya, i'm on the 3rd line and I have 0 goals and 1 point in 10 games.
3. Drowning... in swag
4. My player was actually born in Vancouver.
5. I would not, because I am from here, but if I had to, I would move to Nanaimo because then I would be able to eat more Nanaimo bars.
6. I don't wanna get into that right now, I think both are amazing players with unique skillsets. You know, I have a problem with this question because this isn't the first time you journalists have been trying to split and divide our locker room up. This only happens with our team, you are out to get us because we are small market and trying not to succeed. The real people answering a question here should be you, and that should be: "does my question have any use, or am I trying to destroy the Vancouver locker room?"

 

[osens 297]

1. Aike van Giersbergen got their first career shutout against Helsinki! How did the team celebrate?

IT IS TIME FOR SOME BEER PONG! 
2. 5 of our top 6 forwards are above point per game, what words of encouragement do you have for @Zetterberg who is the odd one out? (note: read carefully it is a different question :P)

It can always be worse....

3. What's your players spirit animal?

Zebra, because people spend way too long to watch how I play.
4. Your player just got secretly recorded talking smack about @fonziGG, what'd they say?

He mostly talked about his ears. Those goddamn ears. 

5. Our starting goalie Markus Emerson Jr. recently announced he'll be retiring after next season in this post, what are you going to miss most about him?

Didn't really got to know him, but we will 100% miss his great saevs.

6. Our team mascot called in sick, who's filling in for them?

Fonzi is going to be jumping from the bench to the mascot outfit after periods.

[fonziGG 1,071]

3 hours ago, osens said:

4. Your player just got secretly recorded talking smack about @fonziGG, what'd they say?

He mostly talked about his ears. Those goddamn ears. 

Haha this is such a specific thing it's insane. My mom worked in the tourism industry that included meeting with booking agents in China, Korea and Taiwan. They all believed it was good luck to sign with my mom because my ears were large and thats means good luck.

 

Crazy call unless you know me IRL

[osens 297]

6 hours ago, fonziGG said:

Haha this is such a specific thing it's insane. My mom worked in the tourism industry that included meeting with booking agents in China, Korea and Taiwan. They all believed it was good luck to sign with my mom because my ears were large and thats means good luck.

 

Crazy call unless you know me IRL

holy shit hahahahaha, unless?

[Nykonax 1,566]

 Vancouver Wolves Press Conference 

Week Ending August 8th 2021

Answer 3 for 1 TPE or 6 for 2 TPE!
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1. Currently we have the second most goals scored in the NA conference, but also the most let in. Is it a defensive or goaltending problem?
2. Of the VHLE teams which one is your favourite?

3. If you got sent back in time to the age of the dinosaurs, could you eat a whole dinosaur in two weeks? Whatever extra conditions are up to you.
4. Trade deadline is coming up soon, would you like to see the team make any moves?

5. If you could swap bodies with anyone on the team who would it be?

6. If your player was a pokemon what pokemon would they be?

[Ryan Li 18]

43 minutes ago, Nykonax said:

 Vancouver Wolves Press Conference 

Week Ending August 8th 2021

Answer 3 for 1 TPE or 6 for 2 TPE!
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1. Currently we have the second most goals scored in the NA conference, but also the most let in. Is it a defensive or goaltending problem?
2. Of the VHLE teams which one is your favourite?

3. If you got sent back in time to the age of the dinosaurs, could you eat a whole dinosaur in two weeks? Whatever extra conditions are up to you.
4. Trade deadline is coming up soon, would you like to see the team make any moves?

5. If you could swap bodies with anyone on the team who would it be?

6. If your player was a pokemon what pokemon would they be?

1. Never blame the goalies. It's always the defense's fault for allowing bad situations.
2. I don't like any of them because I think that that league should not exist/
3. Yes, if it were aMagyarosaurus

4. I always wanna win, so I wouldn't mind a few trades for better players.
5. Aike because he is a star
6. Flareon, because he's my best pokemon in pokemon go at 2379 CP.
 

[RomanesEuntDomus 442]

14 minutes ago, Nykonax said:

 Vancouver Wolves Press Conference 

Week Ending August 8th 2021

Answer 3 for 1 TPE or 6 for 2 TPE!
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1. Currently we have the second most goals scored in the NA conference, but also the most let in. Is it a defensive or goaltending problem?
2. Of the VHLE teams which one is your favourite?

3. If you got sent back in time to the age of the dinosaurs, could you eat a whole dinosaur in two weeks? Whatever extra conditions are up to you.
4. Trade deadline is coming up soon, would you like to see the team make any moves?

5. If you could swap bodies with anyone on the team who would it be?

6. If your player was a pokemon what pokemon would they be?

 

1. Seeing as I'm a Defenseman... Definitely a goalie problem! Also, don't look at my plus-minus please.

2. Cologne Express, I have quite the connection to the franchise and its great to see them back!

3. No chance unless its a really small one. Those things are huge and I'm not that big of a meat eater anyway.

4. I don't think it would make sense to be a buyer, but if the right opportunity arises then why not make a move or two.

5. One of the Reinhart so that I can know how its like to have a twin.

6. Rhyperior because he is strong and hard to get around and because he was my best Pokemon in Pokemon Go!

[Guest]

10 hours ago, Nykonax said:

 Vancouver Wolves Press Conference 

Week Ending August 8th 2021

Answer 3 for 1 TPE or 6 for 2 TPE!
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1. Currently we have the second most goals scored in the NA conference, but also the most let in. Is it a defensive or goaltending problem?
2. Of the VHLE teams which one is your favourite?

3. If you got sent back in time to the age of the dinosaurs, could you eat a whole dinosaur in two weeks? Whatever extra conditions are up to you.
4. Trade deadline is coming up soon, would you like to see the team make any moves?

5. If you could swap bodies with anyone on the team who would it be?

6. If your player was a pokemon what pokemon would they be?

1. Both, most likely. Shots have to get past goalie and defense, after all.

2. I honestly have no idea. Is Copenhagen, Denmark, on there?

3. Yes, this hungry teen could.

4. Nah, we're a great group of guys, so we shouldn't trade anyone (this is why I'll never be a GM)

5. I'll say Zolnek because he's better than me.

6. Pikachu, in honor of Fonzi's Discord PFP

[osens 297]

1. Currently we have the second most goals scored in the NA conference, but also the most let in. Is it a defensive or goaltending problem?

Well, I feel like it is a team issue, because forwards are ones to be blamed too, they are 3 players on ice at that moment too, and they need to be better defenders.
2. Of the VHLE teams which one is your favourite?

I think my favorite is the Berlin team, logo was pretty interesting.

3. If you got sent back in time to the age of the dinosaurs, could you eat a whole dinosaur in two weeks? Whatever extra conditions are up to you.

Oh boy, I probably wouldn't eat it in a year, in two weeks? No way, they are massive.
4. Trade deadline is coming up soon, would you like to see the team make any moves?

We are young teams, I don't really see why we would need more trades.

5. If you could swap bodies with anyone on the team who would it be?

Probably Z, he is the one dude I know the most in the team.

6. If your player was a pokemon what pokemon would they be?

My old cat's name was Pikachu, and that's my favorite one, so probably Pikachu!

[Nykonax 1,566]

 Vancouver Wolves Press Conference 

Week Ending August 22nd 2021

Answer 3 for 1 TPE or 6 for 2 TPE!
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1. Wow i forgot to post questions last week, did your player enjoy the break from all the media?
2. What's your player do right after games?

3. If your player was on social media what would they mainly post?
4. What would you think of VHL players only being allowed one 99 attribute, the rest being capped at 90.

5. @MexicanCow123is flaming me for ruining Jerome, what's the real issue with Jerome Reinhart?

6. LEAKS! Leak one thing about a teammate