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    Kesler got a reaction from eaglesfan036 in I describe everyone on chat currently in one phrase   
    Actually glad I wasnt online cause I know exactly what you would of said
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    Kesler got a reaction from Tremblay in Turku Outlaws S39 Discussion Thread   
    Okay I got like a 50tpe inactive in FA, plus the waiver pick up sometime later in the season. We are looking like a good team in our conference, I really hope Taron you can update more and become like 100tpe goalie by the playoffs. That would help a lot!
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    Kesler got a reaction from kareykoala in poole.   
    sick work.
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    Kesler reacted to Mr. Grumpy Bear in Wolf PC   
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    Kesler reacted to JardyB10 in Vestiquan's Best the Best   
    After a near 24 hour delay, the final game in the 2nd tri-annual VHL Super Cup took place, like in Davos or Toronto or some shit.
     
    Team Vestiquan (known as Vestiquan's Best), faced off against Team Heidt (better known as Going Great Heidts).  Vestiquan's Best started the tournament off on a mediocre note, but went on a 10 game winning streak after the mid-tourny and likely illegal acquisition of Vladimir Putin.  Or Alexei Komarov.  Sergei Komarov?  The combination of all Russian names being identical and over-tiredness has led me to forget his first name. 
     
    At any rate, the streak came to an end in Game 2 of the Super Cup finals, leading the superstitious of the world wondering if their lucky charm had spent all his luck.
     
    However, Team Vestiquan managed to hold on to win Game 3, on the back of Tony Stark's goal in the first 30 seconds of the game.  An early penalty for Team Heidt ended up being their undoing, as Naomi Young was a motherfucking monster on the PP for this tournament.  Seriously, if PP points are logged somewhere, she's probably in the lead for that by an absurd margin.
     
    It capped off a rather successful season for Young, who started hitting her stride as an offensive player after finding chemistry with Jarkko Olsen in the regular season, which eventually led to an even more successful playoffs, ending with a Continental Cup.
     
    I'm awesome and this Fan 590 blows shit.
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    Kesler reacted to Edgar in QUADRUPLE CROWN - First Ever   
    Is he the first?  To be honest, I don’t know, but I think he is.
     
    What am I referring to?
     
    Jack Sound may be the VHL’s first quadruple crown player.  As everyone is aware, Toronto has won a cup in Season 38, America won the World Cup in Season 34, in Season 31, Jack Sound won the
    VHLM cup with whatever team won?  Wait Mr. Narrator guy, that is only three 1st place finishes.  Isn’t that only a triple Crown?
     
    Good question, but, TODAY, the Vestiquans won the Super Cup with Jack Sound playing on their team.  He was a pivotal player, and helped the team with the Super Cup, making JACK SOUND THE FIRST EVER QUATRUPLE CROWN WINNER… maybe?
     
    Does this make him HoF worthy?
     
    FUCK NO!!!
     
    But, he will live on in one of the Media Spots that Alfie wil eventually write when a few more people win Quad Crowns, and that is a big enough award for a mediocre player.
    Bye.
     

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    Kesler got a reaction from Sixersfan594 in Turku Outlaws S39 Discussion Thread   
    Okay I got like a 50tpe inactive in FA, plus the waiver pick up sometime later in the season. We are looking like a good team in our conference, I really hope Taron you can update more and become like 100tpe goalie by the playoffs. That would help a lot!
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    Kesler reacted to Mr. Grumpy Bear in Claimed:Hunter   
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    Kesler got a reaction from 8Ovechkin8 in SSK/TUR   
    I decided not to shaft Kendrick.
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    Kesler reacted to Mike in JACK SOUND RETIRES   
    your next player should be Ed Grrr
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    Kesler got a reaction from Kendrick in SSK/TUR   
    Ahh Suzie I think theirs something wrong with the tap in washroom, can come check it out? ;)
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    Kesler reacted to Mike in S39 Riga Team Photo   
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    Kesler reacted to Higgins in S38 VHL/VHLM Awards List   
    **Remember, if you won an award (individual) in either the VHL or VHLM, you are entitled to add 2 TPE for each award won. If you are a co-winner, add 1 TPE for that award. To claim, just link this page to your updates.

    Updaters will be on the look-out when they update your pages. Team awards do not apply for TPE.

    One final congratulations to the Davos Dynamo and Yukon Rush for winning their respective championships. Congratulations to everyone who won individual awards! Thank you everyone involved for a great Season 38!**

    S38 VHL Award Winners

    Championship - Continental Cup: HC Davos Dynamo

    Best Regular Season Record - Victory Cup: New York Americans

    North American Conference Champion - Devon Marlow-Marta Trophy: Toronto Legion

    European Conference Champion - Terence Fong Trophy: HC Davos Dynamo

    MVP - Scotty Campbell Trophy: Tuomas Tukio (NYA)
    Tukio (NYA) - 7, Tordahl (NYA) - 3

    Most Outstanding Player (player vote) - Brett Slobodzian Trophy: Tuomas Tukio (NYA)
    Tukio (NYA) - 20, Tordahl (NYA) - 8, Taylor (RIG) - 3, McQueen (RIG) - 3, Bentley (DAV) - 2

    Playoff MVP - Daisuke Kanou Trophy: Lennox Moher (DAV)
    Moher (DAV) - 9, Olsen (DAV) - 1

    Leading Points - Mike Szatkowski Trophy: Odin Tordahl (NYA) - 128

    Leading Goals - Kevin Brooks Trophy: Odin Tordahl (NYA) - 57

    Leading Assists - Alexander Beketov Trophy: Odin Tordahl (NYA) - 71

    Top Defenseman - Sterling Labatte Trophy: Godavari Yumalatopinto (CAL) & Conner Low (NYA)
    Yumalatopinto (CAL) - 4, Low (NYA) - 4, Bentley - 2

    Top Goalie - Aidan Shaw Trophy: Tuomas Tukio (NYA)
    Tukio (NYA) - 10

    Top Rookie - Christian Stolzschweiger Trophy: Travis Boychuk (CAL)
    Boychuk (CAL) - 10

    Top Two-Way Forward - Scott Boulet Trophy: Brennan McQueen (RIG)
    McQueen (RIG) - 8, K. Olsen (SEA) - 2

    Executive of the Year - David Knight Trophy: Chris Miller (NYA)
    Miller (NYA) - 7, Victor (DAV) - 2, Glasser (CAL) - 1

    Top Leader - Grimm Jonsson Trophy: Sebastian Ball Jr. (SEA)
    Ball Jr. (SEA) - 4, Lindberg (TOR) - 2, Low (NYA) - 2, Svoboda (HSK) - 1

    Most Sportsmanlike - Mikka Virkkunen Trophy: Davey Jones (DAV)
    Jones (DAV) - 5, Slaughter (NYA) - 4, Young (DAV) - 1

    Most Improved - Dustin Funk Trophy: Godavari Yumalatopinto (CAL)
    Yumalatopinto (CAL) - 7, J. Olsen (DAV) - 2, Bentley (DAV) - 1

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    S38 VHLM Award Winners

    Championship - Founder's Cup: Yukon Rush

    Best Regular Season Record - Prime Minister's Cup: Yukon Rush

    MVP - Sakic Trophy: Dexter Morgan (TUR)
    Morgan (TUR) - 5, Vlasis (TUR) - 2, Waldron (YUK) - 2, Tremblay (MOS) - 1

    Playoff MVP - Esposito Trophy: Brock Waldron (YUK)
    Waldron (YUK) - 8, Draper (YUK) - 1, Morgan (TUR) - 1

    Leading Points - Dionne Trophy: Dexter Morgan (TUR) - 174

    Leading Goals - Hull Trophy: Dexter Morgan (TUR) - 106

    Leading Assists - Oates Trophy: Dimothenis Vlasis (TUR) - 124

    Top Defenseman - Bourque Trophy: Don Draper (YUK)
    Draper (YUK) - 5, Vlasis (TUR) - 3, Yamazaki (TUR) - 2

    Top Goalie - Sawchuk Trophy: Brock Waldron (YUK)
    Waldron (YUK) - 9, Canseco (MOS) - 1

    Top Two-Way Forward - Yzerman Trophy: Azi Ali (BER)
    Ali (BER) - 9, Riggs (YUK) - 1

    Executive of the Year - Ken Holland Trophy: Austin Gow (YUK)
    Gow (YUK) - 8, Brovalenko (TUR) - 1, Svoboda (SSK) - BER
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    Kesler reacted to duckberg32 in Player Store Restructuring and Changes   
    Can I buy Jericho nudes with salary money?  We can say its part of the magazine thing and make it the cover page
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    Kesler got a reaction from kareykoala in for draper.   
    super clean but very nice, great work
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    Kesler reacted to 701 in Wolf   
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    Kesler reacted to Frank in CAL/TOR; S38 off-season   
    Simple explanation Edgar rode his bike home drunk hit his head on a lamp pole. Had a blackout fantasy about acquiring another 2 1sts and decided that Jason would comply. 
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    Kesler reacted to diamond_ace in CAL/TOR; S38 off-season   
    what the actual fuck i never said a damn thing about this
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    Kesler got a reaction from gregreg in Player Store Restructuring and Changes   
    Ahhhh I have 10m to spend on this?
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    Kesler got a reaction from Riggsy in S39 VHLM Dispersal Draft   
    The Turku Outlaws are proud to select with the 13th overall pick Ikier Manushez!!!!!
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    Kesler got a reaction from Riggsy in S39 VHLM Dispersal Draft   
    Turku Outlaws proud to select with the 9th overall selection Lukas Nykvist!!!!!!!
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    Kesler got a reaction from Corco in VAS/TOR ; S38 off-season   
    Woah great deal for Vasty, sucks we didnt get Lindberg
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    Kesler reacted to Mike in [S39] --- (S32) D - Mattis Trumbauer   
    I agree with Jason now that Kendrick isn't on Riga anymore I don't have to pretend to like him.
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    Kesler reacted to Da Trifecta in Jurdy and Friends   
    This is the single most greatest thing EVER!!!
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    Kesler reacted to .sniffuM in Jurdy and Friends   
    First preview
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    Season 1
     
    Episode 1: 2 gms 0 pts fuk gota do it agen
    Episode 2: i got eh rok
    Episode 3: seekrits
    Episode 4: hot kops
    Episode 5: konfruntashuns
    Episode 6: da troof kums owt
    Episode 7: fite fiyr wit watur
    Episode 8: da doktor
    Episode 9: da thundur down undur
     
    Get ready for it...
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