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Beaviss, and Why He Is Cute and Nice
 
                Beaviss, he is a prime specimen. An absolute asset to this community. A wonderful, wondrous man that has absolutely no flaws or breaks in him. An absolute gem in the VHL community, mostly for his passion in working with team members, players, or when he was running the VHLM temporarily. He is a big reason why I am part of this community, and I know people do not really like me, and that’s okay. I don’t mind. The first time I came and joined this community, believe it or not we still had to claim through forums. You would have to make a “Claim Thread” for your own character/player, and post everything that you had finished onto that thread. It was very time consuming, and honestly draining to do. So, I didn’t really do too much in the beginning with the community. I had worked on being an active member from the start, but I was not too familiar with everything that was around yet. Practice Facility, you had to post 3 times in 3 separate game threads and copy them over for 1 TPE. Sounds like a lot of work compared to the click you gotta go through nowadays, eh?
 
What does all that have to do with anything? I suppose it really does not mean a lot for most people, but Beaviss did take me under his wing and he showed an appreciation, a want to help for me and my gimped way. I was not familiar with any sort of sim league at this point, so the fact that he wanted to be such a big help and grateful leader to me was gracious. I am currently on my second player, over 2 years since I first joined this community. I gotta say, I am awfully grateful that I had him helping me throughout it all. I even managed to be snagged on his team for this new player, and I do hope that he will contribute and be beneficial to the team, and especially for Beaviss since he’s such a polite, kind, and good dude. Without his help, I would not be around in the league anymore, because of the learning curve that I experienced in the beginning.
 
He may not necessarily be an “unknown” member, but he is without a doubt a great contributor, a great GM, and beyond all of that – a great person I can graciously thank for all of his help and work. He’s made me a better player in the VHL, and he’s shown me some places in Edmonton that I will gratefully be going to soon, one day when all of this Corona dies down and hopefully is completely eradicated from this God given Earth. When that day will come, I do not know – but I know for certain, and that is whenever he comes here, comes back around to his lovely stomping grounds.  I will take him out for a lovely pint, and some lovely tacos on top of that. Thanks, Beaviss. Thanks for showing me around and making me a part of this community.

He's cute

Vancouver Makes a Trade (or two)
 
            As someone who has been drafted by the Wolves, I sure see myself being thrown to them both figuratively and literally. Gino is currently on a path to be the biggest centreman on the team, and with the trading of Triple HHH (not a typo btw, this is in his birth certificate, check it out), Vancouver is looking to be a bottom feeder team this year. They did not expect this trajectory, but this is how things go sometimes. With the trade, coveted and prized GM, Beaviss was seen yoinking a 1st and a 2nd round pick. While these may seem light for the likes of Quintuple HHHHH, there were reasons that it was made. One for example, Vancouver was absolutely biffing it from the start. They had no chemistry, no value between one another, and they never ever would let Gino give them the proper checkups every week. This led to a lot of circumstantial incidents between the players. Double H was seen beating up his sack vigorously throughout the week. Media says that the sack was none other than Gino DiGiannantonio. Because of this incident, Beaviss said he had to take care of the negativity in the locker room – and threw Single HHHHHHHHHHH off the team. The rest of the team was unhappy about the decision, and ultimately, we are going to be looking at a team that is extremely fragmented and weak over the months. Give it some time, you may see something change though.
 
            Maybe Gino goes off, who knows? I sure don't know.

Beaviss, and Why He Is Cute and Nice
 
                Beaviss, he is a prime specimen. An absolute asset to this community. A wonderful, wondrous man that has absolutely no flaws or breaks in him. An absolute gem in the VHL community, mostly for his passion in working with team members, players, or when he was running the VHLM temporarily. He is a big reason why I am part of this community, and I know people do not really like me, and that’s okay. I don’t mind. The first time I came and joined this community, believe it or not we still had to claim through forums. You would have to make a “Claim Thread” for your own character/player, and post everything that you had finished onto that thread. It was very time consuming, and honestly draining to do. So, I didn’t really do too much in the beginning with the community. I had worked on being an active member from the start, but I was not too familiar with everything that was around yet. Practice Facility, you had to post 3 times in 3 separate game threads and copy them over for 1 TPE. Sounds like a lot of work compared to the click you gotta go through nowadays, eh?
 
What does all that have to do with anything? I suppose it really does not mean a lot for most people, but Beaviss did take me under his wing and he showed an appreciation, a want to help for me and my gimped way. I was not familiar with any sort of sim league at this point, so the fact that he wanted to be such a big help and grateful leader to me was gracious. I am currently on my second player, over 2 years since I first joined this community. I gotta say, I am awfully grateful that I had him helping me throughout it all. I even managed to be snagged on his team for this new player, and I do hope that he will contribute and be beneficial to the team, and especially for Beaviss since he’s such a polite, kind, and good dude. Without his help, I would not be around in the league anymore, because of the learning curve that I experienced in the beginning.
 
He may not necessarily be an “unknown” member, but he is without a doubt a great contributor, a great GM, and beyond all of that – a great person I can graciously thank for all of his help and work. He’s made me a better player in the VHL, and he’s shown me some places in Edmonton that I will gratefully be going to soon, one day when all of this Corona dies down and hopefully is completely eradicated from this God given Earth. When that day will come, I do not know – but I know for certain, and that is whenever he comes here, comes back around to his lovely stomping grounds.  I will take him out for a lovely pint, and some lovely tacos on top of that. Thanks, Beaviss. Thanks for showing me around and making me a part of this community.

Beaviss, and Why He Is Cute and Nice
 
                Beaviss, he is a prime specimen. An absolute asset to this community. A wonderful, wondrous man that has absolutely no flaws or breaks in him. An absolute gem in the VHL community, mostly for his passion in working with team members, players, or when he was running the VHLM temporarily. He is a big reason why I am part of this community, and I know people do not really like me, and that’s okay. I don’t mind. The first time I came and joined this community, believe it or not we still had to claim through forums. You would have to make a “Claim Thread” for your own character/player, and post everything that you had finished onto that thread. It was very time consuming, and honestly draining to do. So, I didn’t really do too much in the beginning with the community. I had worked on being an active member from the start, but I was not too familiar with everything that was around yet. Practice Facility, you had to post 3 times in 3 separate game threads and copy them over for 1 TPE. Sounds like a lot of work compared to the click you gotta go through nowadays, eh?
 
What does all that have to do with anything? I suppose it really does not mean a lot for most people, but Beaviss did take me under his wing and he showed an appreciation, a want to help for me and my gimped way. I was not familiar with any sort of sim league at this point, so the fact that he wanted to be such a big help and grateful leader to me was gracious. I am currently on my second player, over 2 years since I first joined this community. I gotta say, I am awfully grateful that I had him helping me throughout it all. I even managed to be snagged on his team for this new player, and I do hope that he will contribute and be beneficial to the team, and especially for Beaviss since he’s such a polite, kind, and good dude. Without his help, I would not be around in the league anymore, because of the learning curve that I experienced in the beginning.
 
He may not necessarily be an “unknown” member, but he is without a doubt a great contributor, a great GM, and beyond all of that – a great person I can graciously thank for all of his help and work. He’s made me a better player in the VHL, and he’s shown me some places in Edmonton that I will gratefully be going to soon, one day when all of this Corona dies down and hopefully is completely eradicated from this God given Earth. When that day will come, I do not know – but I know for certain, and that is whenever he comes here, comes back around to his lovely stomping grounds.  I will take him out for a lovely pint, and some lovely tacos on top of that. Thanks, Beaviss. Thanks for showing me around and making me a part of this community.

He's cute

Vancouver Makes a Trade (or two)
 
            As someone who has been drafted by the Wolves, I sure see myself being thrown to them both figuratively and literally. Gino is currently on a path to be the biggest centreman on the team, and with the trading of Triple HHH (not a typo btw, this is in his birth certificate, check it out), Vancouver is looking to be a bottom feeder team this year. They did not expect this trajectory, but this is how things go sometimes. With the trade, coveted and prized GM, Beaviss was seen yoinking a 1st and a 2nd round pick. While these may seem light for the likes of Quintuple HHHHH, there were reasons that it was made. One for example, Vancouver was absolutely biffing it from the start. They had no chemistry, no value between one another, and they never ever would let Gino give them the proper checkups every week. This led to a lot of circumstantial incidents between the players. Double H was seen beating up his sack vigorously throughout the week. Media says that the sack was none other than Gino DiGiannantonio. Because of this incident, Beaviss said he had to take care of the negativity in the locker room – and threw Single HHHHHHHHHHH off the team. The rest of the team was unhappy about the decision, and ultimately, we are going to be looking at a team that is extremely fragmented and weak over the months. Give it some time, you may see something change though.
 
            Maybe Gino goes off, who knows? I sure don't know.

Beaviss, and Why He Is Cute and Nice
 
                Beaviss, he is a prime specimen. An absolute asset to this community. A wonderful, wondrous man that has absolutely no flaws or breaks in him. An absolute gem in the VHL community, mostly for his passion in working with team members, players, or when he was running the VHLM temporarily. He is a big reason why I am part of this community, and I know people do not really like me, and that’s okay. I don’t mind. The first time I came and joined this community, believe it or not we still had to claim through forums. You would have to make a “Claim Thread” for your own character/player, and post everything that you had finished onto that thread. It was very time consuming, and honestly draining to do. So, I didn’t really do too much in the beginning with the community. I had worked on being an active member from the start, but I was not too familiar with everything that was around yet. Practice Facility, you had to post 3 times in 3 separate game threads and copy them over for 1 TPE. Sounds like a lot of work compared to the click you gotta go through nowadays, eh?
 
What does all that have to do with anything? I suppose it really does not mean a lot for most people, but Beaviss did take me under his wing and he showed an appreciation, a want to help for me and my gimped way. I was not familiar with any sort of sim league at this point, so the fact that he wanted to be such a big help and grateful leader to me was gracious. I am currently on my second player, over 2 years since I first joined this community. I gotta say, I am awfully grateful that I had him helping me throughout it all. I even managed to be snagged on his team for this new player, and I do hope that he will contribute and be beneficial to the team, and especially for Beaviss since he’s such a polite, kind, and good dude. Without his help, I would not be around in the league anymore, because of the learning curve that I experienced in the beginning.
 
He may not necessarily be an “unknown” member, but he is without a doubt a great contributor, a great GM, and beyond all of that – a great person I can graciously thank for all of his help and work. He’s made me a better player in the VHL, and he’s shown me some places in Edmonton that I will gratefully be going to soon, one day when all of this Corona dies down and hopefully is completely eradicated from this God given Earth. When that day will come, I do not know – but I know for certain, and that is whenever he comes here, comes back around to his lovely stomping grounds.  I will take him out for a lovely pint, and some lovely tacos on top of that. Thanks, Beaviss. Thanks for showing me around and making me a part of this community.

2. Well, they were definitely a great team. Between them and Moscow, it was definitely a 50/50 between the two. They did well, and I hope they continue to do well for their possible threepeat.
3. Let me tell ya, as a member of the Wolves - I really didn't expect us to suck so much ass. Maybe one day we'll perform.
8. I would dare say Davos finally makes a run for it, but I could definitely see the Bears going for it all too. They'd be a wild final round.
10. I went out and walked around the ledge downtown. It was nice, and fairly warm. Bloody tired though.
12. Hopefully get back into work, I'm dying without any actual production going on.
13. A nice lovely donair poutine - one of the greatest Edmonton creations known to man. Greasy, filling, and delicious.

Gino Does Vancouver
 
            There’s been a lot of speculation of what’s been going on in Vancouver, regarding a man certainly distinguished by the name of Gino DiGiannantonio. Well, to be completely honest with everybody reading, there is no idea what is going on right now in Gino’s head. His head is absolutely locked and stowed away for the future, and currently he is unable to give answers or rhymes as to why he is no longer speaking to anyone. It may be the fact that his team is not doing as well as he’d hoped for, or the fact that he is not doing as well as he’d like to have been. The true answer really comes from within though, and it’s whether Gino was ready for the VHL yet. He may have had the strength and shooting ability, but the only issue with Gino is the fact that he is unable to really score on the big goalies of the VHL, compared to the VHLM bunch.
 
            The Vancouver Wolves have been a team touted to be a top tier bunch for this season here, but the harsh reality is that they’ve not been able to really get anything going as far as good momentum goes. They’ve split so many games and lost multiple times in very winnable scenarios. The GM, Beaviss has been on record talking to Gino about whether he is here to play the game. Gino always insists that he is the best he has ever been, and always goes out there to put 100% of his energy and power into every game. The likelihood that Gino has been playing injured is remarkably high, since Gino was seen in that eventful fight that is uncharacteristic for him. Despite winning commandingly, Gino has not been the same since he got that extremely sharp punch to the throat. This could be one of the major reasons as to why he has not been talking to media, press, or teammates. Then again, he can be a very solemn and quiet man, so the idea does not hold the greatest weight to it.
 
            Since the whole fighting debacle Gino had, there’s been a big drop in his physicality. This could be determined to be the turning point of his season, and perhaps a turning point in his career. With a fighting win to his belt – there’s no saying whether Gino would be able to handle a second fight in this season without being knocked out or permanently injured. His whole career rests on his choice to become more of a physical competitor or stick to the shooting and passing that he was well known for in the VHLM. One thing is certain though, and that is that Gino is willing to put himself out there for his team, and willing to lose or win for anything that they seek. He has continued to put his heart and soul out there, and he will be doing that for as long as he is around in the city of Vancouver.

Penny’s Thoughts
 
            There seems to be a lot of pressing issues going on in the league, and a lot of gerfuckles that are causing some real spicy debacles in this here VHL. From the “dismissal” of Bannock Cock, and the “ban” of Rayzor, there seems to continue to be some real spicy, real interesting things going on in this here league. I haven’t been around for two weeks of it since I was bent – but being bent is the cycle of life. Without the bend, you’ll never be able to angle anything. I’ve been put to a 90-degree angle, so I guess you could say I’m always right. Since I’m always right, I want everyone to know that Gino will be spicing it up in the next season, when he inevitably goes and shoots 100 pucks for 100 goals. I know what you’re thinking, it’ll never happen! However, with a little bit of work, and a little bit of strength training – I think we’ll be seeing the next man that stretches those stat boards up straight to the top. Remember that.

Gino Does Vancouver
 
            There’s been a lot of speculation of what’s been going on in Vancouver, regarding a man certainly distinguished by the name of Gino DiGiannantonio. Well, to be completely honest with everybody reading, there is no idea what is going on right now in Gino’s head. His head is absolutely locked and stowed away for the future, and currently he is unable to give answers or rhymes as to why he is no longer speaking to anyone. It may be the fact that his team is not doing as well as he’d hoped for, or the fact that he is not doing as well as he’d like to have been. The true answer really comes from within though, and it’s whether Gino was ready for the VHL yet. He may have had the strength and shooting ability, but the only issue with Gino is the fact that he is unable to really score on the big goalies of the VHL, compared to the VHLM bunch.
 
            The Vancouver Wolves have been a team touted to be a top tier bunch for this season here, but the harsh reality is that they’ve not been able to really get anything going as far as good momentum goes. They’ve split so many games and lost multiple times in very winnable scenarios. The GM, Beaviss has been on record talking to Gino about whether he is here to play the game. Gino always insists that he is the best he has ever been, and always goes out there to put 100% of his energy and power into every game. The likelihood that Gino has been playing injured is remarkably high, since Gino was seen in that eventful fight that is uncharacteristic for him. Despite winning commandingly, Gino has not been the same since he got that extremely sharp punch to the throat. This could be one of the major reasons as to why he has not been talking to media, press, or teammates. Then again, he can be a very solemn and quiet man, so the idea does not hold the greatest weight to it.
 
            Since the whole fighting debacle Gino had, there’s been a big drop in his physicality. This could be determined to be the turning point of his season, and perhaps a turning point in his career. With a fighting win to his belt – there’s no saying whether Gino would be able to handle a second fight in this season without being knocked out or permanently injured. His whole career rests on his choice to become more of a physical competitor or stick to the shooting and passing that he was well known for in the VHLM. One thing is certain though, and that is that Gino is willing to put himself out there for his team, and willing to lose or win for anything that they seek. He has continued to put his heart and soul out there, and he will be doing that for as long as he is around in the city of Vancouver.

Penny’s Thoughts
 
            There seems to be a lot of pressing issues going on in the league, and a lot of gerfuckles that are causing some real spicy debacles in this here VHL. From the “dismissal” of Bannock Cock, and the “ban” of Rayzor, there seems to continue to be some real spicy, real interesting things going on in this here league. I haven’t been around for two weeks of it since I was bent – but being bent is the cycle of life. Without the bend, you’ll never be able to angle anything. I’ve been put to a 90-degree angle, so I guess you could say I’m always right. Since I’m always right, I want everyone to know that Gino will be spicing it up in the next season, when he inevitably goes and shoots 100 pucks for 100 goals. I know what you’re thinking, it’ll never happen! However, with a little bit of work, and a little bit of strength training – I think we’ll be seeing the next man that stretches those stat boards up straight to the top. Remember that.

I got LICK dog status it’s no secret 

1. It's awful. I think if we put a lot more pucks on the net, we'd have won absolutely.
2. Getting drafted by the best team in the VHL of course. Only the best team has Gino.
3. 100 goal season for Gino, of course. There's no other option.
4. Hmm, I think we gotta be looking at JET JAGUAR over here, because he's got the biggest dick of the bunch.
6. I sure do love me the surf, because I got me the water flowing in me.
7. Absolutely gonna get worse if you guys don't have Gino. I think the Quebec Wolves will suck dick honestly. The Vancouver Wolves will be worse off.

Gino’s Diary Entry of April 20th 2020
 
            Today I’ve had great games and an absolutely wonderful day. I smoked the Bulls, Reapers and Kings all today – and I could not be any happier. Today is also an incredibly special day, since I will get to go home and visit my wife! I haven’t seen her in a good while, since she’s been on trips, but graciously I get to visit her since I have a break for the next few days. There’s been a lot of things happening in the locker room since I got back into sports, and especially hockey in general. I’ve been doing daily cleanings on everybody’s teeth. Bo Burrows has an absolutely rancid smell coming out of his mouth though, and it’s disgusting that he won’t even listen to the dentist in the room.
 
            I think besides that development in the locker room, our team has been well balanced. I get along with everybody well, especially my boy Zyrok and Calia. Those two are a riot in the locker room. They don’t care about how my hair looks too, which is really nice of them. They also taught me how to be better on the breakout, which was one of my strongest suits – but still polite and nice of them to show me in their ways. We all got together yesterday and agreed that we’d all smoke up after the game. So, I rolled my fattest blunts before the game, and we all smoked one up real nicely afterwards. Zyrok was rolling over laughing half the time because he had not been high in over a year, which I found bizarre! How could one individual not smoke up in over a year?
 
            Every time I get out there on the ice, I’m usually stoned. The coach never found out, and they were totally okay with it back in the NBA. So I just kept doing it every time before I play. That’s why I’m writing this today. Because today is a special day, month, and year. Today is the only day in this century that we’ll ever get to 4/20/20 on 4/20 at 4:20 PM. It’s one of the most special days, and yet people don’t agree with it. I really want to know why people don’t agree with the thing that brings me the most joy outside of my wife. My wife, weed, and hockey is all I need nowadays. Without those three things, I am nothing but a lowly dentist – and that isn’t all I wanna be in life. I want to have many things going for me. I want to be the best hockey player in the world, like I was one of the best basketball players in the world. Smoke weed everyday, and puff puff on the puck. Puff it right into the net every single time I play. That’s what I DO. THAT’S WHAT I DO! I AM A WINNER.
 
            I will never let anyone put me down. I will continue being the greatest player there is, and I will push this team into the playoffs no matter what!

1. I think a 5 game series would've been ideal, but that's okay. We needed to pad some stats on them.
2. They're doing great, but Zyrok and Gino need to step it up right away!
3. Ottawa probably takes this series in 5 games, easily.
4. Philly is a lot easier, so probably would go with them. I think we'll sweep those buggers.
5. Twitter for the NSFW, IG for the usual everything else.
6. I am mad boring. Monopoly is the SHIT.

1. I am absolutely not active in any other sim leagues, because sim leagues are a waste and a bane on society to begin with run on sentence.
2. Wow, I am so impressed with you guys. You're all so cute and good at hockey.
3. I am doing fantastic in the VHLM, I am the best player on my team, and carrying the team on my back. Big flex.
4. Absolutely a Frappucino. Now that I mention it, I am going to get one tomorrow.
5. A solid 6 out of 10 I'd say. Pizza Hut's 5 Cheese Stuffed Crust is probably my favorite.
6. Just one other, and that was the greatest D man of the 61-69 era, Robert Malenko.

what a fuckin BEAST of a trade tree.
 
#MALENKOWASROBBED
 
#MALENKOFORDOTY

1. I am absolutely not active in any other sim leagues, because sim leagues are a waste and a bane on society to begin with run on sentence.
2. Wow, I am so impressed with you guys. You're all so cute and good at hockey.
3. I am doing fantastic in the VHLM, I am the best player on my team, and carrying the team on my back. Big flex.
4. Absolutely a Frappucino. Now that I mention it, I am going to get one tomorrow.
5. A solid 6 out of 10 I'd say. Pizza Hut's 5 Cheese Stuffed Crust is probably my favorite.
6. Just one other, and that was the greatest D man of the 61-69 era, Robert Malenko.

The Yukon Rush in Competition
 
            The Yukon Rush are currently the 2nd place team in the VHLM, behind the Ottawa Lynx only by 6 points. However, the goal differential between the two is a massive telling story. Outside of the fact that the Rush and Lynx have competed 4 times and have reached a stalemate in the series, going 2-2 together; the Lynx are just a better team. 68 more goals in the differential for them, as well as the fact that the three best players in the league are still Lynx members, Richard Penisson, Adam Syreck, and Big Chungus. These three players combine for 425 points in only 56 games, a ridiculous and insane amount considering the VHLM is not that heavily stacked for an individual team this year.
 
            Even though they’re occupying the top 3 players in points, they’re still not occupying what the Yukon Rush are very heavily favored in – that’s defenseman points. Zyrok12 and Alex Armstrong are both part of the Rush, and they’re 1st and 3rd in the defense category respectively. The 3 players below Armstrong are all Lynx players too, with DeFenz Mann only one point behind Armstrong, and Aamon Grim three points behind. It’s a very close comparison, but the Rush have a better defense overall. Not to mention the fact that their forwards are a lot more defensively sound than the Lynx. Even though the Lynx have a 168-goal differential, they still struggle with the fact that they’re running their one goalie dry. Although Yukon may be doing the same thing, these goalies are going to get peppered and ravaged in the playoffs.
 
            The players to look out for on the Yukon Rush are currently the top players in Zyrok12, Ray Sheilds, Vin Calia, Alex Armstrong, Gino DiGiannantonio, and the goalie Nicolas Fomba. With these five skaters, and main goalie out there on the ice – the Yukon Rush are an absolute force to be dealt with. Zyrok nearly leading the league in assists and leading in defenseman points, Sheilds nearly over 100, as well as Vin Calia, Armstrong and Gino nearly edging up there. Gino is currently the player with the most goals on the team, setting up more goals than assists – a wicked 46 and 43 goal/assist amount. Shooting at 14.42% as well, so a real solid amount of shots going in for Gino. Looking at Gino too, you can see he is the highest +/- on his team, which indicates his presence for defensive gameplay. A side note as well on Gino’s GWG category, leading the team and nearly the whole league with 9. This is all supplemented by a great defensive core in Armstrong and Zyrok, for sure.
 
            The Yukon Rush is a team built from the top down and is not afraid to really set something up this season in the finals. The likely ending to the VHLM season will be a Lynx vs Rush finale, with the Rush coming out ahead as the underdogs; but we shall see as the season continues on, and we will see whether or not the Rush can pull out the victory that they’ve been waiting for all their lives.

1. Oh absolutely we will, we are just a force to be reckoned with. There's no doubting we'll finish 2nd, and hey - maybe 1st as well.
2. I'd say Zyrok is the only one who will get it, but Gino definitely is getting up there with his goals.
3. I'd say so, but I also like players who absolutely crush. This is a better team game, but VHLM is more for the player anyways.
4. I just wanna keep seeing those hat tricks flying in. Gino wants 60+ goals.
5. iPhone fo sho, and I've been using one since 2011 so that's why I am mostly an iPhone dude.
6. My humor knows no bounds, it just depends on what the situation is. I got many different jokes/feelings though.

1. Oh absolutely we will, we are just a force to be reckoned with. There's no doubting we'll finish 2nd, and hey - maybe 1st as well.
2. I'd say Zyrok is the only one who will get it, but Gino definitely is getting up there with his goals.
3. I'd say so, but I also like players who absolutely crush. This is a better team game, but VHLM is more for the player anyways.
4. I just wanna keep seeing those hat tricks flying in. Gino wants 60+ goals.
5. iPhone fo sho, and I've been using one since 2011 so that's why I am mostly an iPhone dude.
6. My humor knows no bounds, it just depends on what the situation is. I got many different jokes/feelings though.

You haven’t really exposed me. I didn’t do anything last night cus I had forgotten. Works out too if it was a WW night.
 
Plus I’ve played enough of this game to know it’s usually the ones who try really hard are the ones who are scum. So that’s what I find.