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petition to give me the tpe every time gustav forgets it is his question.

Yukon Rush Press Conference week ending April 19 2020 1. The Yukon Rush are currently 2nd place in the VHLM and only 7 points behind Ottawa. Can the Rush take over the top spot before the season ends? i don't think we finish above ottawa, they have a great team and they play like a well oiled machine out there, to gain any ground on them we need them to drop a few games and i can't see that happening 2. We are halfway through the season at this point. Who is your vote for the Rush MVP? Zyrok for sure, he is the best defenseman in the league right now and no other player can say they are the best at something (though im really close) 3. Gino has started taking care of everyone’s teeth on the Rush Roster. He is probably the greatest teammate of all time. What can you do to become just as great of a teammate? i've been thinking about buying everyone on the team pornhub premium. im pretty sure that would make be the best team mate of all time. 4. The VHLM just got TWO new GMs with Proto and Doktorfunk taking over Ottawa and Las Vegas. What are your thoughts on these hirings? DoktorFunk is a nice guy and im sure he will do great. I dont know much about Proto but he is probably also a very good guy and gm. 5. If you could be an animal for a day, what animal would you be? Bat, bats are really cool and they like fly around and shit and hang around and shit and its crazy and they screech really loudly thats nuts. 6. Do you have any secret talents? If so, what are they? i am ambidextrous which is really cool but i dont tell anybody because then they make me prove that im cool and i already know im cool

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i can't believe there were 4 more berockas i didnt know about

Yukon Press Conference week ending April 12 2020 1. Gino scores 2 hat tricks this week and now leads the team in goals! How excited are you that the Yukon winger is finally taking off? I'm fairly excited because it had just been Calia and Sheilds as our only major threats up front, so to add Gino to that group gives us another threat for teams to deal with. 2. As of right now, Zyrok and Sheilds are tied in points with 38 after 22 games. Which one finishes ahead of the other by seasons end? Zyrok has the better chance in my opinion, he spends more time on the ice and that means more time where he can get a point that Sheilds isn't also getting (Sorta cheating since im doing this a little late and Zyrok has pulled ahead by a few points now) 3. Do you think Yukon should play their stars more to get the wins or is a good balanced attack and sharing ice time with everyone the better way to go? Right now we are only a few games behind first place with most of our players getting decent playing time. I'd say keep the stars rested for the playoffs when every game counts 4. Do you think the Rush could finish the season as a top 3 team? They currently sit 6th. I'm answering late and currently the Rush are 2nd in the league and on a 5 game win streak. I think the team has clicked recently and 1st place doesn't seem that far out of reach at the moment though we should focus on staying a top 3 team at the moment Get to know ya questions! 5. Are you a dog or a cat person? What type of dog or cat do you have? I'm a cat person. I have three cats, I'm not exactly sure what type of cat they are but they are all wonderful and I love them each very much. 6. What have you been doing to stay busy during the covid-19 pandemic? I caught up on the One Piece manga, besides that it's just been a whole lot of sitting around doing whatever I feel like.

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you forgot fomba

efiug

reminds me of that movie where like everyone is killing random people for no reason because like the government was like hey we need to eliminate poor people so they made crime legal.

this esso fella seems like a real hoot an a hollerin if u ask me.

Yukon Rush Press Conference week ending April 5 2020 1. How are you feeling about the teams progress in week 1? we have done decently so far but I am expecting more from the team for the rest of the season 2. Ray Sheilds currently leads the team in points. Does this surprise you at all? Sheilds is a great player and gets 1st line ice time so it's no surprise to me 3. Which Yukon player/s need to take a step forward in their development and become an elite factor for this club? We are going to need one of our wingers to step up and produce at a good pace like Sheilds. Our top scorers are all on the back end and while that is great we need some scoring from up front as well. 4. How come the LR has been so quiet lately? Anything you recommend to freshen things up? Building a LR culture is tough, especially in the VHLM where your players don't stick around for long, hopefully every starts getting more comfortable with each other soon. I recommend being patient for just a bit longer. 5. Aside from the Rush which VHLM team has surprised you the most? Saskatoon has been surprising, I know it is still early but the fact that they are top 3 in the league right now with such a low goal differential is very surprising. I expect them to drop a bit but who honestly knows. 6. Lets say you are in Ray or Dyl's graphic shop. What is the ideal render for your player sig? only the greatest goalie of all time. mackenzie blackwood.

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tfw i get tagged after being FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY from the roster.

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Yukon Rush Press Conference week ending March 29 2020 1. We are about to start the regular season this week. How excited are you for the offseason to be over? pretty excited to start stopping pucks and get with the team. 2. For fun this week I am going ask a bunch of get to know you questions. We have a lot of new members and it’s time we all get to know each other. I am going to start with an easy one. Which NHL team is your favourite and why? I am a Devils fan. I grew up in NJ and my dad was a massive Devils fan so that's just how it went. 3. Which actor/actress do you think is the biggest smoke show? chris hemsworth is hot. i want him to lightning shock me as thor. idec if he is fat thor either 4. What’s your favourite party game when you get together with all your friends? It can be a drinking game or a board game, there is no wrong answer. mario kart is always a riot. i dont go to a lot of parties or have a lot of friends though. 5. What is your favourite type of alcoholic beverage? If you have never had alcohol before what would be the first type you would like to try? not particularly interested in drinking or smoking but it seems really classy to like wear a tux and drink whiskey and smoke cigars. 6. How would you best describe your personality? im not sure, probably something like shitposting personified.

where is fomba?

Post Draft Press Conference week ending March 22 2020 1. The draft has come and gone for S71. How do you think the Rush did in this draft? Give them a letter grade. yukon did pretty good i think, 6 players over 100 tpe is good for the team and it puts us in a strong position to take it all. B+ 2. There are a lot of familiar faces back in the Yukon including Zyrok, Ray Sheilds, Mickey Dickson and Vin Calia. Who will have the bigger impact this season? zyrok has a lot of tpe and a cool name so i think we'll see the biggest impact from zyrok for sure. this is of course no knock to sheilds, dickson, or calia, its just that yall need some cooler names are more tpes. 3. The Rush locker also has a lot of new faces. Which newbie is going to make the biggest impact on the ice? What about in the LR? not a pure newbie in the sense of the league but new to the rush is Nicolas Fomba who should be a great player for the rush. I have also heard that Fomba has been practicing his jokes during the quarantine and is ready to lighten the spirits of any player in the LR within earshot (and fomba speaks really loudly) 4. Which VHLM team is the biggest threat to the Rush this season? I think the rush have a couple of big threats but none that outright kill their chances, we should be all clear for a deep run and im sure we could take any team in the league in a seven game series 5. Should the Rush sign any free agents during the off season? If so, who? i think the rush shouldn't rush to get any free agents. the team is strong currently but who knows who's going to be up for grabs. I figure the GMs have a pretty decent idea of what they should target. 6. What’s your favourite activity while being quarantined for 2 weeks? been quite fond of yogurt tbh. fun to consume while also coming in interesting varieties. i bought one of every yogurt they had at my local shops and have kept a notebook with a full account of each's flavour. definitely think the chocolate strawberry raspberry has been the best so far. fomba out

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1. Draft is coming up, who do you think the Kings should draft first with our 3rd round pick? better goalie. current one really bad, terrible even. 2. Looking towards next season, how do you think the Kings will do? rest of team good but goalie will be really bad, terrible even. 3. What are your personal goals for next season? reach enough tpe so i can reach the VHL and finally start my goal to play for all the euro teams 4. What do you think about the corvid-19 virus and how are you protecting yourself? its very scary, i have made sure i have bought as much toilet paper as i can in preparation 5. What's your go-to meal to make? i usually make some alfredo, sometimes i make swedish meatballs though 6. What's the favorite thing you've done in the off-season so far? i made like 300 dumplings and ate them all it was crazy i felt sick for days.

officially not applying to be the houston bulls gm.