fonziGG

Happy to volunteer even without deepfake

bobby bumhole my goat
 
also didnt @Matt_Oadvertise in pornhub comments

I dare you to hire me for one of these positions.

I dare you to hire me for one of these positions.

I dare you to hire me for one of these positions.

Player Information
Username: fonziGG
Player Name: Yermolai Nabokov
Recruited From: Returning
Age: 16
Position: RW
Height: 80 in.
Weight: 250 lbs.
Birthplace: Russia

Player Page
@VHLM GM

Player Information
Username: fonziGG
Player Name: Yermolai Nabokov
Recruited From: Returning
Age: 16
Position: RW
Height: 80 in.
Weight: 250 lbs.
Birthplace: Russia

Player Page
@VHLM GM

No u
 
accept

No u
 
accept

Going to apply on the simple basis that I’d previously held the position before and had to step down for irl reasons.
 
I hold no jobs in the league and I don’t plan to hold any other positions either.

The Benoit Devereux Trophy is awarded to the top goaltender in the VHL, and what better way to start your goaltending career than by winning an award named for a legendary Hall of Fame goalie? This season, there are three candidates vying for this honor:
 
Jonny Elgar @Jonny (MIS) - 47-16-4, 0.914 SV%, 2.41 GAA, 8 SO
Backstopping the eventual Prime Minister's Trophy winners, Elgar was consistently a strong goaler for the Hounds.
 
Olivier Gauthier @fonziGG (SDM) - 48-21-3, 0.926 SV%, 2.17 GAA, 8 SO
The Marlins remained in the hunt in large part to the dominant play of Gauthier, who blanked his opponent eight teams.
 
Ross Glagau @Zetterberg (MEX) - 45-17-7, 0.912 SV%, 2.46 GAA, 5 SO
Glagau was a strong goaltender who eventually led the Kings to a Founder's Cup appearance in part to his consistently strong play. 
 
Your winner, by unanimous decision…
 
 
 

Here it is, the big one: the Mitch Higgins Trophy is presented to the most valuable player of the VHLM regular season. Throughout a thrilling season, the excellence of five players rose above all others, and they seek to cap off Season 88 with the ultimate topper with recognition as VHLM MVP.
 
Reginald the Dodo @Esso2264 (MIS) - 29 G, 72 A, 101 P, +19, 66 PIM, 162 HIT, 127 SB
A blue liner in all but name only: Reginald the Dodo was a terror in the offensive zone as one of three players to top 100 points, with a league-leading 72 assists. Despite being offensively focused, he was still stout defensively as well, making him a dynamic part of the Prime Minister's Cup-winning Mississauga Hounds. 
 
Pope Francis @nurx (HFX) - 25 G, 70 A, 95 P, +4, 128 PIM, 225 HIT, 238 SB
Although His Holiness didn't quite reach 100 points, Pope Francis made up for it by being a maniac in the defensive zone. His 238 shots blocked led the VHLM by more than 50, and he ranked fourth in the league with 225 hits. Oh, and he had 95 points to go with it, making him a force to be reckoned with wherever on the ice he was.
 
Olivier Gauthier @fonziGG (SDM) - 48-21-3, 0.926 SV%, 2.17 GAA, 8 SO
Olivier Gauthier was nothing short of insane in net this season for the San Diego Marlins. Of his VHLM-best 48 victories, eight of them were shutouts, and his VHLM-best .926 save percentage came with the second-highest amount of shots in the league taken against him. Nothing short of remarkable goaltending from him this season. 
 
Sjin @Sjin (SDM) - 44 G, 54 A, 98 P, +47, 52 PIM, 140 HIT, 52 SB
This VHLM superstar turned in a dazzling season for San Diego, leading the Marlins in goals with 44 and points with 98. Despite being such an offensive powerhouse, he still contributed defensively, blocking 52 shots and dropping 140 hits. Sjin dreamed of VHLM greatness, and he achieved it. 
 
Justin Williams @JCV (MEX) - 46 G, 55 A, 101 P, +37, 52 PIM, 145 HIT, 19 SB
What more can be said about this guy? He led the VHLM in goals with 46, tied for the league lead in points as one of three players to score 101 points, and played responsible defense. Justin Williams gave players a reason to fear defending against the Mexico City Kings, and was a huge part of their big season. He can do everything… other than read.
 
The votes are in… the most valuable player in the VHLM is…
 
 

Applying

Applying

Applying

Team Canada Proudly Selects:
 
Forwards:
Don Aven @Novanod
Tim Riggins @Jayhawk
Keon Jeannot @Lucas anton
Braedon Panarella @ThatCasual
Foster Bedwyr @Schwein
ShaunYoungca @shaun1979
Swinsola @Swinsola
Steven Mcdard @Zyrox
Jim Benning Jr. @Jim Benning
 
Defensemen:
Bobby Bob @Baby Boomer
Liv Slater @Subject056
Sigma Freud @CODENAMEJIMMY
Tommy Sleeves @dasboot
 
Goalies:
Merome Dilson @MexicanCow123
Ross Glagau @Zetterberg
 
Welcome to Team Canada! I look forward to being your GM for this tournament. Join our LR and tag me immediately so either I or any of the other staff can put you into our Canada LR where we can talk next steps. LETS GO CANADA!!
 
Locker Room https://discord.gg/29XE6wsB

I’ll apply

I’ll apply

If you don't mind the contents of said press conferences I will release the most timely and fun press conferences you could imagine

Applying 

Team Canada Proudly Selects:
 
Forwards:
Don Aven @Novanod
Tim Riggins @Jayhawk
Keon Jeannot @Lucas anton
Braedon Panarella @ThatCasual
Foster Bedwyr @Schwein
ShaunYoungca @shaun1979
Swinsola @Swinsola
Steven Mcdard @Zyrox
Jim Benning Jr. @Jim Benning
 
Defensemen:
Bobby Bob @Baby Boomer
Liv Slater @Subject056
Sigma Freud @CODENAMEJIMMY
Tommy Sleeves @dasboot
 
Goalies:
Merome Dilson @MexicanCow123
Ross Glagau @Zetterberg
 
Welcome to Team Canada! I look forward to being your GM for this tournament. Join our LR and tag me immediately so either I or any of the other staff can put you into our Canada LR where we can talk next steps. LETS GO CANADA!!
 
Locker Room https://discord.gg/29XE6wsB

Team Canada Proudly Selects:
 
Forwards:
Don Aven @Novanod
Tim Riggins @Jayhawk
Keon Jeannot @Lucas anton
Braedon Panarella @ThatCasual
Foster Bedwyr @Schwein
ShaunYoungca @shaun1979
Swinsola @Swinsola
Steven Mcdard @Zyrox
Jim Benning Jr. @Jim Benning
 
Defensemen:
Bobby Bob @Baby Boomer
Liv Slater @Subject056
Sigma Freud @CODENAMEJIMMY
Tommy Sleeves @dasboot
 
Goalies:
Merome Dilson @MexicanCow123
Ross Glagau @Zetterberg
 
Welcome to Team Canada! I look forward to being your GM for this tournament. Join our LR and tag me immediately so either I or any of the other staff can put you into our Canada LR where we can talk next steps. LETS GO CANADA!!
 
Locker Room https://discord.gg/29XE6wsB

Team Canada Proudly Selects:
 
Forwards:
Don Aven @Novanod
Tim Riggins @Jayhawk
Keon Jeannot @Lucas anton
Braedon Panarella @ThatCasual
Foster Bedwyr @Schwein
ShaunYoungca @shaun1979
Swinsola @Swinsola
Steven Mcdard @Zyrox
Jim Benning Jr. @Jim Benning
 
Defensemen:
Bobby Bob @Baby Boomer
Liv Slater @Subject056
Sigma Freud @CODENAMEJIMMY
Tommy Sleeves @dasboot
 
Goalies:
Merome Dilson @MexicanCow123
Ross Glagau @Zetterberg
 
Welcome to Team Canada! I look forward to being your GM for this tournament. Join our LR and tag me immediately so either I or any of the other staff can put you into our Canada LR where we can talk next steps. LETS GO CANADA!!
 
Locker Room https://discord.gg/29XE6wsB

Team Canada Proudly Selects:
 
Forwards:
Don Aven @Novanod
Tim Riggins @Jayhawk
Keon Jeannot @Lucas anton
Braedon Panarella @ThatCasual
Foster Bedwyr @Schwein
ShaunYoungca @shaun1979
Swinsola @Swinsola
Steven Mcdard @Zyrox
Jim Benning Jr. @Jim Benning
 
Defensemen:
Bobby Bob @Baby Boomer
Liv Slater @Subject056
Sigma Freud @CODENAMEJIMMY
Tommy Sleeves @dasboot
 
Goalies:
Merome Dilson @MexicanCow123
Ross Glagau @Zetterberg
 
Welcome to Team Canada! I look forward to being your GM for this tournament. Join our LR and tag me immediately so either I or any of the other staff can put you into our Canada LR where we can talk next steps. LETS GO CANADA!!
 
Locker Room https://discord.gg/29XE6wsB

I think I may be putting in too much effort for my TPE.