fishy

This is really a great work of satire. I like how you compared Seattle's loss to the election because I think it really highlights the comical overreaction that folks have to hockey simluations. I also enjoyed the extra details from the sim, like how the refs favored Chicago and that our owner had a money-driven scheme going with the masks. By villainizing an opponent who overcame their competitor, I think you did a great job of parodying some news sources, so great work on that front. As for the critique - I'd say that your argument about competition is a bit flawed. You mention that Seattle is an obejctively better team and later point to Chicago's significant cap space to suggest that they are not competitive. However, I think this contradicts the beginnign of your article, specifically the part where Chicago swept Seattle in the series, so I'm a bit confused. I would love to see future work from you about the kinds of variation among teams that you believe there should be in order to make the league competitive as you wish for it to be. Ultimately, I appreciate the satire, like I said earlier. This article is funny, 9/10

another week, another press conference from fishy because i like earning early in the week intended for week ending jan. 3 (also holy wow??? january?/?? already?????????) 2 TPE for answering 6 questions, 1 TPE for answering 3 questions. 1. What are your thoughts on Chicago and our playoff progress as it currently stands? 2. Is your player a morning person or a night owl? Why? 3. Do you believe in New Year's Resolutions? If so, what's something on your list? 4. How have you been recovering from the murder of our counting streak in the Discord? 5. Which player (not user) do you think is getting hammered alone on NYE this year? 6. Who's someone in the league that you haven't really interacted with but would like to? 7. What's your favorite thing about yourself today?

HA HA HA HA

i can't do math anyway I've decided to use more than one brain cell since making this podcast and understand that the arbitrary 5 has no significance at all so just enjoy the stupidity i recorded and will be getting tpe for

Greetings, VHL!! @IamMOOSE and I recorded a podcast last week (Dec 16) that I have been too lazy to edit. Listening back, this has to be one of the funniest pods I've been in. We chat mostly about VHFL, ideas we have for change, and things that just aren't working for us. Here are some relevant time stamps, all of which are at the end because I forgot to note the others while I was editing it. edit: Due to the nature of the language used in this podcast, I've decided to remove it. I apologize for allowing the language to be used and shared in a podcast I edited.

bc i had faith in you and now u being all down ab it feels like "i told you so"

name a more successful spartan recruit that's right @ spartan recruits, i'm challenging u

Man, I seiously appreciate the obvious amount of time you put into these. You've got like 2 or 3 media spots in one post - it's honestly a great look for VSN. Hatter ought to be proud. I'm not 100% sure on how VSN works, but I hope that you get to keep writing these for as long as they're working for you!! Thanks tcookie!

yeah, updated for you and Reno

hey top 4 of group 21 ( @omgitshim, @Rayzor_7, @leafsman, @McWolf) I initially had the rankings out of order (and subsequently your TPE payout). Be sure that you're claiming the proper amount, sorry about that!

no the ranking is so wrong, not sure what in the fuck happened there

Hello hello! I apologize for the ugly formatting of this post, but I'm just hoping that no one has to copy the entire post and tag everyone for a second season in a row Top skaters and goalies, along with top user tankings, will be released soon! I need Spartan's help with some of it and have some additional information I want to add from seasons past! Keep an eye out for S76 VHFL sign-ups and a podcast I did with Moose about potential changes! Rank Group 1 TPE 1 @Eynhallow 1301.85 6 2 @a_Ferk (GM) 1295.01 5+1 3 @Crstats23 1278.63 4 4 @jhatty8 1188.28 3 5 @Ledge_and_Dairy 1167.99 2 6 @GrittyIsGroovy09 1094.73 1 Rank Group 2 TPE 1 @Renomitsu (GM) 1339.18 6+1 2 @Da_Berr 1235.31 5 3 @Esso2264 1233.72 4 4 @SweatyBeaver 1191.45 3 5 DQ, tag fishy 1165.59 2 6 @Syzygy 1142.73 1 Rank Group 3 TPE 1 @Advantage 1318.91 6 2 @chikn 1290.59 5 3 @JigglyGumballs 1220.73 4 4 @MexicanCow123 1192.83 3 5 @16z (GM) 1148.25 2+1 6 @Jbeezy76 1095.38 1 Rank Group 4 TPE 1 @TheFlash 1356.71 6 2 @Victor 1305.19 5 3 @animal74 1279.03 4 4 @BladeMaiden (GM) 1258.18 3+1 5 @RedSus 1218.85 2 6 @Zetterberg 1137.73 1 Rank Group 5 TPE 1 @Prout 1332.71 6 2 @Hylands (GM) 1290.12 5+1 3 @Webberj 1286.03 4 4 @Toast 1238.85 3 5 @Mrpenguin30 1196.74 2 6 @Cwalker 1132.61 1 Rank Group 6 TPE 1 @solas 1325.78 6 2 @fishy (GM) 1239.79 5+1 3 @Caboose30 1238.65 4 4 @Peace 1188.13 3 5 @tcookie 1187.03 2 6 @tinafrombobsburgers 1146.73 1 Rank Group 7 TPE 1 @linsangeles 1289.41 6 2 @Eso 1272.58 5 3 @Spence King (GM) 1259.43 4+1 4 @Smarch 1175.91 3 5 @Nicolai488 1158.13 2 6 @N0HBDY 1145.39 1 Rank Group 8 TPE 1 @KaleebtheMighty 1305.13 6 2 @DoktorFunk 1233.79 5 3 @dasboot 1233.25 4 4 @Mr_Hatter (GM) 1223.71 3+1 5 @Banackock 1212.43 2 6 @youloser1337 1186.98 1 Rank Group 9 TPE 1 @SirRupertBarnes (GM) 1324.61 6+1 2 @Tate 1309.85 5 3 @kevinscix 1278.11 4 4 @TheLastOlympian07 1188.58 3 5 @GreenGato 1187.23 2 6 @Beaviss 1180.53 1 Rank Group 10 TPE 1 @Tape-to-Tape 1378.85 6 2 @Velevra 1371.18 5 3 @aksuko 1232.13 4 4 @Spartan (GM) 1231.11 3+1 5 DQ, tag fishy (3) 1178.99 2 6 DQ, tag fishy (4) 1062.13 1 Rank Group 11 TPE 1 @Sam7 1347.98 6 2 @Doomsday 1286.11 5 3 @OrbitingDeath 1279.43 4 4 @DMaximus (GM) 1275.05 3+1 5 DQ, tag fishy 1172.59 2 6 @Berocka 1086.33 1 Rank Group 12 TPE 1 @Beketov (GM) 1353.33 6+1 2 @gorlab 1312.03 5 3 @Jubo07 1276.18 4 4 @Nykonax 1192.51 3 5 @gregreg 1173.28 2 6 DQ, tag fishy 1159.99 1 Rank Group 13 TPE 1 @fromtheinside 1344.25 6 2 @jRuutu 1291.83 5 3 @Patrik Tallinder (GM) 1291.71 4+1 4 @Rhynex Entertainment 1157.53 3 5 @Nordin 1067.79 2 6 @der meister 1025.88 1 Rank Group 14 TPE 1 @Jubis (GM) 1268.33 6+1 2 @VinCal 1247.79 5 3 @domg5 1238.58 4 4 @Quik 1234.03 3 5 @Rocket 1207.21 2 6 @Domino Draws 1148.65 1 Rank Group 15 TPE 1 @Blazzer 1333.59 6 2 @MattyIce 1298.33 5 3 @diamond_ace (GM) 1222.18 4+1 4 @Josh 1172.03 3 5 DQ, tag fishy 1164.81 2 6 @thadthrasher 1159.48 1 Rank Group 16 TPE 1 @Jtv123(GM) 1253.65 6+1 2 @Cxsquared 1234.18 5 3 @dlamb 1220.13 4 4 Martin Bradec ??? 1198.79 3 5 @Enorama 1136.58 2 6 @Retuperkele 1068.71 1 Rank Group 17 TPE 1 @Kylrad 1354.65 6 2 @IamMOOSE (GM) 1315.31 5+1 3 @Hoopydog 1286.53 4 4 DQ, tag fishy (1) 1192.99 3 5 DQ, tag fishy (6) 1150.53 2 6 @GRZ 1144.63 1 Rank Group 18 TPE 1 @hedgehog337 1399.38 6 2 @rory (GM) 1288.71 5+1 3 @RomanesEuntDomus 1276.65 4 4 @Acydburn 1247.93 3 5 @DQ, tag fishy 1137.39 2 6 @osens 1122.43 1 Rank Group 19 TPE 1 @Seabass 1284.19 6 2 @TTtheT 1280.98 5 3 @Matt thunder 1257.63 4 4 @bigAL (GM) 1237.98 3+1 5 @Hooperorama 1182.31 2 6 @PatrikLaine 1083.33 1 Rank Group 20 TPE 1 @Mike 1344.31 6 2 @GustavMattias (GM) 1288.13 5+1 3 @FrostBeard 1229.72 4 4 @fonziGG 1211.18 3 5 @Greg_Di 1158.05 2 6 @zepheter 1152.63 1 Rank Group 21 TPE 1 @Rayzor_7 1317.12 6 2 @omgitshim 1315.71 5 3 @McWolf 1305.58 4 4 @leafsman (GM) 1291.53 3+1 5 @Ricer13 1211.03 2 6 @KnightRiley 856.75 1

no graphics or anything fancy this week because........ fishy is comin at y'all with a press conference >:) week ending 12/27 1. What is your least favorite color? Why? 2. Why did you choose your username? 3. What's something you don't do often but really enjoying doing? 4. If you had to have one of your fingers removed, which one would you choose? Why??? 5. What December holiday(s) do you you recognize? How are you celebrating this year? 6. What is your favorite thing about yourself today?

what no wtf

mrpenguin is an icon

I don't know anything about graphics so honestly just ignore this comment, I'm only here for the reviewing TPE I LIKE THE COLORS THEY ARE VERY COOL RAINBOWS N SHIT The left and right boarders are neat and not something I see very often. The different font styles are cool, but the "wing" in white kind of blends in. I don't understand what's happening with the lower part of the player's body, but honestly it doesn't really matter. 9.5/10 because i don't think i'm allowed to give 10/10s p.s., this player is a girl

I forgot to do trivia last week so my /10 is accompanied by praise and a critique! I like this podcast a lot!!!! Your guys' laughs are infectious, and I find myself giggling along. Critiques: I can't believe you didn't mrpenguin after talking about his player and graphics for 1/3 of the podcast, nor did you share what you used to record. I'm super looking forward to BigAL's appearance on this pod!! 9.5/10

No winners this week. Seattle vs Riga Vancouver vs D.C. Toronto vs. LA Chicago vs. Moscow

to acknowledge that i saw it hahah

@Quik good morning

f u for that i thought i fucked up my post