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My portion clocked in somewhere around 315 words, so I'm claiming this as a VHL.com.

@fonziGG

The Muffins Fantasy Inc. headquarters in shambles following their continuing plummet down the rankings. :pepehands:

The new regime at Muffins Fantasy Inc. will sign up and hope to build upon its third place finish.

*Week ending September 6* (remember you only have to do 6 for your 2 capped TPE) 1. After a strong performance in the Draft Lottery Tournament we ended up winning our first lottery for the first overall pick. Which position do you think we should target? 2. Next season's gonna see a lot of key young players putting on a Predators jersey for the first time. Who are you most excited to team up with and why? 3. How satisfied are you with your player's performance this past season? 4. Where do you feel you can improve the most going into next season? 5. Who do you think will win the Cup finals', Seattle/Helsinki and Miami/Minnesota? 6. What are your thoughts on the new Las Vegas Aces logo? 7. Should boneless chicken wings be forced to change their name? 8. Which VHL team has your favorite color scheme? 9. If you got to run a VHL expansion team, where would you put your team? 10. What is your preferred length/cut of sock?

Yeah I anticipate an 8 team lotto would be for when we get to 20 teams next season.

I do think as the amount of lotto teams continue to grow it'd be cool to either (1) lessen the fall protection from 1 to 2 spots or (2) do it like the NBA (and possibly NHL idk) where it's a lotto for the first X number of spots and then the remaining spots go by lotto order of the teams that don't have picks yet, but that'd probably be a change best left for when the amount of lotto teams becomes 8.

Everyone voting in this poll is gonna look real stupid when we pick lucas crotchfelt

1. We're hot! 7-3-0 in our last 10! Is the team peaking too early or getting hot at the perfect time? It's always good to carry some momentum into the postseason, especially considering how rough things got for a bit there. 2. What is your favourite Article/Graphic you have seen this season? Anything Muffbeav-related. 3. The standings show we are locked in to a 1st Round against Calgary. How do you feel about that? Definitely not the easiest matchup, and it sucks to be down 3-2 right now, but I still believe! 4. Well, the season ends this week. How happy are you with your season overall? It's nice that A Red Guy randomly ended his career with a strong, potentially Shaw-worthy season. But all that matters right now is winning that cup. 5. Which VHLM team is a Dark Horse to win? I would've said Las Vegas, but the Aces unfortunately just fell against Minnesota. 6. Another NHL question: Playoffs are down to 8 teams! Who's winning the cup? I will continue to believe that the Devils will win the cup this season until someone can prove otherwise!

Pick a side and stick to it kid.

I set out to make a sig in the old 'hockey player in a field of grass' style but I couldn't find a good grass field pic.

Someone threw an out-of-frame orange at his face.

If Warsaw had them, we'd put R at LD and L at RD.

@Cwalker

Omg I love it, thank you!!

@.sniffuM I made this one for you buddy!

Guysssssss, Vic's trying to yeet me out of existence again

FISTED CIRCLY BY AN ANUS MONKEY

Also, don't hate on Dolant Fertitta. It's the guy's username + the last name of the owner of the Houston Rockets. Lastly, when did we become the no fun league?