Moscow Menace Press Conference

[Steve 1,729]

Presser for the week ending 2/4

1. We hit a bit of a skill check this last week, what are your thoughts about it?
2. Should we shake our lines up to see if any other line combo works?
3. What position do you see us ending the season at?
4. What have you been working on to improve your player?
5. I think being a goalie is the hardest position to play, do you agree?
6. It would be great to get more players active in the lr, any ideas how we get them involved?
 

[nerji 126]

6 minutes ago, Steve said:

Presser for the week ending 2/4

1. We hit a bit of a skill check this last week, what are your thoughts about it?
2. Should we shake our lines up to see if any other line combo works?
3. What position do you see us ending the season at?
4. What have you been working on to improve your player?
5. I think being a goalie is the hardest position to play, do you agree?
6. It would be great to get more players active in the lr, any ideas how we get them involved?
 

 

1) Not worried about it. We're still a young and developing team, I certainly didn't expect us to hang around first place all season.

2) Nothing wrong with shaking the lines up some if we want.

3) I still think we'll finish middle of the pack in the EU side of things.

4) Trying to up DF some, then getting a few other skills to 85.

5) Yeah goalie is probably the toughest position, the last line of defense!

6) Not sure. I try to get in there but hardly anyone ever answers me aside from Spartan so I usually don't say much lol

[Knight 1,221]

4. How many pancakes does it take to fix a flat tire on a submarine?

As many acorns that it takes to fix a motherboard on a human. 
5. I think winning is fun. How do you compare this season to last season?

Winning is quite fun, I do enjoy it a little more when we're winning. Feels like you're accomplishing something together.
6. The lines were changed and for the most part it has had a positive impact. Do you have any thoughts about future changes?

Honestly stay with what works. Obviously there's a need to experiment a bit but if it's working then it's working.

[BOOM 8,435]

1. We hit a bit of a skill check this last week, what are your thoughts about it?

 

I'm currently getting drunk after not winning anything in the raffle, so my thoughts right now a re self-loathing, anger and pity.

2. Should we shake our lines up to see if any other line combo works?

 

Yes, RNG the lines and strats just for shits and giggles.

3. What position do you see us ending the season at?

 

69. Oh, approximately 2nd in Europe for some reason.

4. What have you been working on to improve your player?

 

Hahahahahahaha, good one.

5. I think being a goalie is the hardest position to play, do you agree?

 

I have never created a goalie, so therefore I am not qualified to comment.

6. It would be great to get more players active in the lr, any ideas how we get them involved?

 

Let me bring back a titty thread. At least the immature males would be engaged in there.

[jRuutu 2,316]

1. We hit a bit of a skill check this last week, what are your thoughts about it?

I blame the coaches, they work us too hard in practice; 9 am workouts? I make millions, I can not wake up that early.

2. Should we shake our lines up to see if any other line combo works?

Yes, but only if we do it honest and fair way via some kind of lottery.

3. What position do you see us ending the season at?

1st in the the league, and first in the hearts of all VHL fans.

4. What have you been working on to improve your player?

I put some points to checking and fighting, because I dropped the gloves with a bot in the last sim - I felt something, and I liked what I felt.

5. I think being a goalie is the hardest position to play, do you agree?

The real question is: how can we make being goalie even harder?

6. It would be great to get more players active in the lr, any ideas how we get them involved?

Use AI to create controversial material on each player and then threaten to leak the material to the whole VHL if the players are not active in the LR.

[Steve 1,729]

Presser for the week ending 2/11

1. Our new player sure has made the team better. What's your thoughts on this approach?
2. 16 game win streak. We all had a part to play in that streak. Does this get you even more excited?
3. A rental, in our case, was a good thing. Do you think we will need to go down that path next season?
4. I am really hyped about making the playoffs. What are you expectations about our chances for a cup?
5. Do you ever get bored and need some sort of boost to get some excitement in your day. What do you do?
6. Do you get a day to be lazy? I haven't had many lately but do you have a set day to chill?
 

[Knight 1,221]

4. What have you been working on to improve your player?

Skating. It's been a huge gainer because I hadn't put any points into it. 
5. I think being a goalie is the hardest position to play, do you agree?

There's the least room for flexibility. I think it can get very frustrating at times.
6. It would be great to get more players active in the lr, any ideas how we get them involved?

Just more shit talk really.

[nerji 126]

On 2/4/2024 at 8:18 AM, Steve said:

Presser for the week ending 2/11

1. Our new player sure has made the team better. What's your thoughts on this approach?
2. 16 game win streak. We all had a part to play in that streak. Does this get you even more excited?
3. A rental, in our case, was a good thing. Do you think we will need to go down that path next season?
4. I am really hyped about making the playoffs. What are you expectations about our chances for a cup?
5. Do you ever get bored and need some sort of boost to get some excitement in your day. What do you do?
6. Do you get a day to be lazy? I haven't had many lately but do you have a set day to chill?
 

 

1) What approach? Adding good players? I mean it is working out it seems.

2) Yeah it's pretty cool, I thought we'd finish more in the middle of the pack but doing well is great!

3) Probably, Spartan seems pretty good on pulling those deals off.

4) I'm just going to enjoy the ride. I thought we'd finish lower so I'll go in with no expectations.

5) I don't know. I've been trying to find something to do for months, am frequently bored.

6) I do get a lot of time to be lazy but no set day.

[BOOM 8,435]

1. Our new player sure has made the team better. What's your thoughts on this approach?

 

He's adjusted well and deserves his time in the sun. Good player making contributions.

2. 16 game win streak. We all had a part to play in that streak. Does this get you even more excited?

 

I'm desensitized, so nothing gets me excited these days.

3. A rental, in our case, was a good thing. Do you think we will need to go down that path next season?

 

Truly no idea. Will depend on the management and what direction they take in the offseason to increase Moscow's chance of success.

4. I am really hyped about making the playoffs. What are you expectations about our chances for a cup?

 

I have zero expectations any more. Makes it easier when everyone/thing disappoints me.

5. Do you ever get bored and need some sort of boost to get some excitement in your day. What do you do?

 

I'm bored right now, and despite my best efforts and VHL appearance, am struggling to find the VHL interesting.

6. Do you get a day to be lazy? I haven't had many lately but do you have a set day to chill?

 

Nope. Every day has it's opportunities and it's whether I take those chances or not.

[jRuutu 2,316]

1. Our new player sure has made the team better. What's your thoughts on this approach?

Always good to bring older players in, they got the experience and then they can be sacrificed after the season to please Simon T.

2. 16 game win streak. We all had a part to play in that streak. Does this get you even more excited?

Shows we got a good balance in the lineup, all units can play in both ends of the ice, promises good things for the playoffs!

3. A rental, in our case, was a good thing. Do you think we will need to go down that path next season?

Perhaps, if there is a hole that needs to be filled and some nice option available, why not

4. I am really hyped about making the playoffs. What are you expectations about our chances for a cup?

We shall be victorious, other teams do not know what hit them!

5. Do you ever get bored and need some sort of boost to get some excitement in your day. What do you do?

I take my pants off and stand in front of the living room window.

6. Do you get a day to be lazy? I haven't had many lately but do you have a set day to chill?

I try to keep sundays as light as possible

[Steve 1,729]

Presser for the week ending 2/18

1. Did you watch the Super Bowl?
2. Who won the Super Bowl?
3. What's your favorite color, or colour?
4. Do you like to watch anime?
5. We had a really good winning streak going, what did you think about that?
6. Do you like Gladiator movies?
 

[Zetterberg 859]

16 hours ago, Steve said:

Presser for the week ending 2/18

1. Did you watch the Super Bowl?
2. Who won the Super Bowl?
3. What's your favorite color, or colour?
4. Do you like to watch anime?
5. We had a really good winning streak going, what did you think about that?
6. Do you like Gladiator movies?
 

1. Nope, didn't care about the match up.

2. Taylor Swift

3. MOSCOW GOLD ain't nothin better

4. not really, there's a couple shows I like though Aot is pretty good.

5. It's great I'm happy to see the team winning

6. I don't not like them

 

[nerji 126]

22 hours ago, Steve said:

Presser for the week ending 2/18

1. Did you watch the Super Bowl?
2. Who won the Super Bowl?
3. What's your favorite color, or colour?
4. Do you like to watch anime?
5. We had a really good winning streak going, what did you think about that?
6. Do you like Gladiator movies?
 

 

1) Nope, not a football fan.

2) The Chiefs and all the Swifties out there!

3) Blue

4) No, never really got into it or tried watching some

5) The winning streak was great, we're doing better than I thought we'd be doing.

6) Yep

[jRuutu 2,316]

1. Did you watch the Super Bowl?

Nooh, not a fan of the sport here either. I saw some headlines around the internets, but thats about it.

2. Who won the Super Bowl?

The headlines I looked were about Taylor Swift. I am a hardcore Taylor Swift fan. She made the game.

3. What's your favorite color, or colour?

Black perhaps, there is so many things you can paint black, and it will look nice.

4. Do you like to watch anime?

Nooh, never really watched any of the shows.

5. We had a really good winning streak going, what did you think about that?

Nice to see! Shows there is solid balance in the team and we don't take too many silly penalties.

6. Do you like Gladiator movies?

Yes, can not go wrong with a Gladiator film if you want to be entertained

[BOOM 8,435]

1. Did you watch the Super Bowl?

 

Nope and it was the only week that I didn't watch the NFL at all. 

2. Who won the Super Bowl?

 

Everyone who worships at the altar of Taylor fucking Swift.

3. What's your favorite color, or colour?

 

Whatever the main color of my teams uniform at that time.

4. Do you like to watch anime?

 

FUCK NO.

5. We had a really good winning streak going, what did you think about that?

 

Yay for you guys. Glad to see some positive action for the Muscovites.

6. Do you like Gladiator movies?

 

Well I liked "Gladiator" with Russell Crowe?

[Steve 1,729]

Presser for week ending 2/25

1. Did we kick some ass or what. How do you feel  going into the playoffs?
2. Do you think the coach will give us a pep talk before  we hit the ice?
3. Do you have any superstitions or have any special routine you do before a game?
4. How do you feel about our chances in the playoffs? Will we go deep?
5. What does our coach like when it comes to music?
6. Do you feel good about your player? 
 

[sliceruser 27]

6 hours ago, Steve said:

Presser for week ending 2/25

1. Did we kick some ass or what. How do you feel  going into the playoffs?
2. Do you think the coach will give us a pep talk before  we hit the ice?
3. Do you have any superstitions or have any special routine you do before a game?
4. How do you feel about our chances in the playoffs? Will we go deep?
5. What does our coach like when it comes to music?
6. Do you feel good about your player? 
 

 

1. Moscow has been surprising in their level of buttkickery going into playoffs they looked really good

2. i'd like to think the coach is gonna shout it at you whilst you are playing midgame

3. i am not superstitious in any way, i am kinda very boing of a person if im honest i dont do much special

4.  i havent been following moscow directly enough to  know how they would do as i am a prospect in the E presently

5. barbie girl by aqua surely

6. i feel like he plays well enough to his TPE but i havent earned the best so im not the most confident in them

[ROOKIE745 572]

13 hours ago, Steve said:

Presser for week ending 2/25

1. Did we kick some ass or what. How do you feel  going into the playoffs?
2. Do you think the coach will give us a pep talk before  we hit the ice?
3. Do you have any superstitions or have any special routine you do before a game?
4. How do you feel about our chances in the playoffs? Will we go deep?
5. What does our coach like when it comes to music?
6. Do you feel good about your player? 
 

1. Yea, you guys did pretty good, I would feel fairly confident with I was with ya'll.

2. 100% it's the playoffs it's hecking important.

3. Nope, just get in the right mindset for the game.

4. I feel you guys have a good chance to do so.

5. Classical.

6. Yeap.

[Kisslinger 342]

On 2/11/2024 at 7:55 AM, Steve said:

Presser for the week ending 2/18

1. Did you watch the Super Bowl?
2. Who won the Super Bowl?
3. What's your favorite color, or colour?
4. Do you like to watch anime?
5. We had a really good winning streak going, what did you think about that?
6. Do you like Gladiator movies?
 

1. yeah was quite shitty until the second half lol

2. The Taylor Swift Cheifs.

3. I like Pink and Orange

4. meh its alright, there are a few good ones

5. you guys are dialed, nice to see a young team do well!

6. I think they are alright, same as anime, there are a few good ones!

[BOOM 8,435]

1. Did we kick some ass or what. How do you feel  going into the playoffs?

 

I'd prefer to be hitting some ass, but yes, Moscow should feel confident in the VHL Playoffs this season.

2. Do you think the coach will give us a pep talk before  we hit the ice?

 

I hope not, although as a VHLE player, I wouldn't be in attendance anyway.

3. Do you have any superstitions or have any special routine you do before a game?

 

Three hookers, a bowl of coke and 1 Gallon of Vodka. 

4. How do you feel about our chances in the playoffs? Will we go deep?

 

If so, please be considerate and lube up.

5. What does our coach like when it comes to music?

 

Russian Folk, Jazz flute and the Wiggles Greatest Hits Vol. 2

6. Do you feel good about your player? 

 

I haven't felt good about one of my players since Tordahl retired.

[Spartan 4,007]

2 hours ago, BOOM said:

6. Do you feel good about your player? 

 

I haven't felt good about one of my players since Tordahl retired.

Voss??? C'mon, you've had some studs since Tordahl, cut yourself some slack. You make fantastic players, don't let anyone tell yourself otherwise.

[BOOM 8,435]

[nerji 126]

On 2/18/2024 at 8:20 AM, Steve said:

Presser for week ending 2/25

1. Did we kick some ass or what. How do you feel  going into the playoffs?
2. Do you think the coach will give us a pep talk before  we hit the ice?
3. Do you have any superstitions or have any special routine you do before a game?
4. How do you feel about our chances in the playoffs? Will we go deep?
5. What does our coach like when it comes to music?
6. Do you feel good about your player? 
 

 

1) Really impressed with how we did. I didn't think we'd maintain that level of play but we did, it's nice to see.

2) Not sure honestly but he should!

3) I am not a really superstitious person.

4) I think we're in for a tough battle in the first round but anything can happen once the playoffs roll around. Like Malmo getting swept!

5) I don't recognize any of his Spotify band names so I have no idea lol

6) I guess sort of yes. Had improvement again this year over last so that is always good. But I need to get my ass in gear and start doing some writing. I just hate it.

[jRuutu 2,316]

1. Did we kick some ass or what. How do you feel  going into the playoffs?

Hopes were and are high, one game at a time - should be an exciting run!

2. Do you think the coach will give us a pep talk before  we hit the ice?

Yes, but maybe we should put a mic on the coach, so they wont swear as much?

3. Do you have any superstitions or have any special routine you do before a game?

I find the nicest car on the parking lot and shoot a puck to the side of it. Often time the car is my own. I drive nice cars.

4. How do you feel about our chances in the playoffs? Will we go deep?

We will push game 7 and ride through HSK , then off to loooooooooooong run.

5. What does our coach like when it comes to music?

Gregorian chants

6. Do you feel good about your player? 

Yes, working on the fundamentals is starting to pay off! Next season should be a career best year so far!

[Steve 1,729]

Presser for the week ending 3/3

1. Looking back at the playoffs, what positives can we take away from that series?
2. Raise your hand if you are hyped for next season and playoffs.
3. It's my birthday on the 3rd, how old will I be?
4. Would it be fair to say that we put Moscow on the map during the season?
5. My player has a plan to really push defense up. Do you have a plan for your player?
6. I am going to kick back and relax during this offseason. What are your plans?