David O'Quinn 115 Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 (edited) The Ottawa Lynx are... trash, to say the least. With ninety six goals for, and two hundred and eleven goals against, this makes their goal differential a whopping -115, compared to the next worse of Saskatchewan's -66. This is no wonder, as Ottawa only harbors three active players. But this isn't the worst a VHLM team has ever been: Team Goal Differential Season Houston -215 S66 Mexico City -186 S67 Philadelphia -162 S65 Saskatoon -138 S67 Mississauga -136 S67 Las Vegas -136 S66 Ottawa Lynx -115 S68 (48GP) (It won't let me un-bold it) With the Ottawa Lynx on pace for a -172 goal differential, they're certainly not the worst ever. That spot goes without competition to the Houston Aces of 'S66, a team where only two players scored more than 20 goals, where they had a defenseman by the name of Londortharl end the season with a -106 +/- rating... this team was a disaster, as is the current Ottawa Lynx. It may all be worth it, however, as only last year was the year the Lynx Won it all, in game 4 of the Founders Cup versus the Minnesota Storm. They will rise again, as all franchise's do. Edited October 10, 2019 by JohnOQuinn ColeMrtz and Elmebeck 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePerfectNut 563 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Is that shitty GM who replaced Esso still there? No wonder they are like that now Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-675918 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustav 6,407 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 13 minutes ago, Jtv123 said: Is that shitty GM who replaced Esso still there? No wonder they are like that now That "shitty GM" won a cup last season... Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-675921 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePerfectNut 563 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 I meant locker room wise when he has power Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-675945 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissioner Acydburn 1,607 Posted October 10, 2019 Commissioner Share Posted October 10, 2019 4 hours ago, Jtv123 said: I meant locker room wise when he has power You mean clearing out the trolls? Yup I did that. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-675966 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 8,044 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 1. Wins a cup 2. active and mature 3. great league member and contributor to league process and such = shit GM VERSUS 1. player is semi active but claims he deserves top line minutes 2. Publicly asks out and says he’s going to FA while also publicly dissing The bird AKA NYA GM. 3. could have probably earned like 200 more TPE than he has now? 4. shit disturber in his current LR 5. 96.3% of the league has no clue who the fuck he is. = .... I have nothing personal with you but @Acydburn is BEERZ DE. Fuck with him, you fuck with us. HenrikZoiderberg, Elmebeck, Rayzor_7 and 3 others 6 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-675969 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenrikZoiderberg 469 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 (edited) 20 hours ago, JohnOQuinn said: The Ottawa Lynx are... trash, to say the least. With ninety six goals for, and two hundred and eleven goals against, this makes their goal differential a whopping -115, compared to the next worse of Saskatchewan's -66. This is no wonder, as Ottawa only harbors three active players. But this isn't the worst a VHLM team has ever been: Team Goal Differential Season Houston -215 S66 Mexico City -186 S67 Philadelphia -162 S65 Saskatoon -138 S67 Mississauga -136 S67 Las Vegas -136 S66 Ottawa Lynx -115 S68 (48GP) (It won't let me un-bold it) With the Ottawa Lynx on pace for a -172 goal differential, they're certainly not the worst ever. That spot goes without competition to the Houston Aces of 'S66, a team where only two players scored more than 20 goals, where they had a defenseman by the name of Londortharl end the season with a -106 +/- rating... this team was a disaster, as is the current Ottawa Lynx. It may all be worth it, however, as only last year was the year the Lynx Won it all, in game 4 of the Founders Cup versus the Minnesota Storm. They will rise again, as all franchise's do. Let's be fair to that S67 Mexico team, they'd just lost Zoiderberg, MGS, Rodriguez, Fontenette, Takahashi, and Chyrnoble. At least they had an excuse to fall off a bit. Also be nice to Acyd. He's our boy. Edited October 10, 2019 by HenrikZoiderberg Nykonax and David O'Quinn 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-675971 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor_7 741 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 12 hours ago, Jtv123 said: Is that shitty GM who replaced Esso still there? No wonder they are like that now Funny funny funny The GM won the cup in his first season in. Is an active member of the community and has taken on multiple jobs. Is a mature GM and is respectful and nice within the GM community and trade talks. Vs Who the fuck are you? Oh right, public dissing that same GM who got promoted. Publically asks out and threatens free agency. Shit disturber Semi-active player who calls to be the top line while have a third line player Oh and last but not least You are an attempted cheater, stealing other people work in some cases nearly word for word and have been caught twice and faced multiple PT Bans already. Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. Elmebeck, FrostBeard and HenrikZoiderberg 2 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-675979 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace 1,530 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 11 minutes ago, Rayzor_7 said: The GM won the cup in his first season in. Is an active member of the community and has taken on multiple jobs. Is a mature GM and is respectful and nice within the GM community and trade talks. Hey bud, thanks for defending me when I'm not around. lol Other than this joke I'mma stay out of this fight. Rayzor_7 and Elmebeck 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-675980 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 8,044 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 21 minutes ago, Rayzor_7 said: Funny funny funny The GM won the cup in his first season in. Is an active member of the community and has taken on multiple jobs. Is a mature GM and is respectful and nice within the GM community and trade talks. Vs Who the fuck are you? Oh right, public dissing that same GM who got promoted. Publically asks out and threatens free agency. Shit disturber Semi-active player who calls to be the top line while have a third line player Oh and last but not least You are an attempted cheater, stealing other people work in some cases nearly word for word and have been caught twice and faced multiple PT Bans already. Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. DoktorFunk and HenrikZoiderberg 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-675982 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoktorFunk 810 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 JTV anytime Seattle roasts him HenrikZoiderberg 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-676020 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostBeard 2,049 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Wait, what is this nobody talking about? Who actually is this Jtv123? How can you talk shit to one of the best people in VHL, person who has contributed and helped many new players and is running his team on a high level? Just wow... Banackock, DoktorFunk and Elmebeck 2 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-676021 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedgehog337 3,483 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 this thread is some wylin ass people itt DoktorFunk 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-676024 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 8,044 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 1 hour ago, HulkHogan said: @Jtv123 Next time you make a player take a page out of my book, name him your username. It will force people to know your player name cause im sure as hell nobody knows right now Ya you fucking tell him, Randy Orton. DoktorFunk and Hogan 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-676041 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_O 897 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 1 hour ago, HulkHogan said: @Jtv123 Next time you make a player take a page out of my book, name him your username. It will force people to know your player name cause im sure as hell nobody knows right now I know his player name (Alessandro Rodriguez) only because he complained to me when I was the USA WJC GM and he was on the third line Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-676042 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace 1,530 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, Matt_O said: I know his player name (Alessandro Rodriguez) only because he complained to me when I was the USA WJC GM and he was on the third line So he's one of those guys who expects first line minutes despite being behind more talented and active players? Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-676044 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enorama 2,038 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 1 hour ago, hedgehog337 said: this thread is some wylin ass people itt one more wylin once you hopped in Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-676045 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 1,920 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 13 minutes ago, Peace said: So he's one of those guys who expects first line minutes despite being behind more talented and active players? Sounds like me Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-676046 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePerfectNut 563 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Matt_O said: I know his player name (Alessandro Rodriguez) only because he complained to me when I was the USA WJC GM and he was on the third line Complained? Now this one I need to re-check dms lol Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-676053 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePerfectNut 563 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Watch meh get banned tommorow at noonn Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-676054 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustav 6,407 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 TL;DR: ACYD IS A GOOD GM and anyone who thinks otherwise can feel free to fight the rest of us. DoktorFunk, Rayzor_7 and Elmebeck 3 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-676065 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmebeck 378 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 (edited) Poor O'Quinn. "I'll do some stats, that'll be a good thread!" Edited October 10, 2019 by Elmebeck David O'Quinn, Cxsquared and Hogan 2 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-676069 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 8,044 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Jtv123 said: Watch meh get banned tommorow at noonn (couldn’t resist, my bad) Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-676070 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustav 6,407 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 23 minutes ago, Elmebeck said: Poor O'Quinn. "I'll do some stats, that'll be a good thread!" Anyway, yes, this was a good article. I'd be interested in seeing the true "worst" seasons, as much of the VHLM isn't on the portal. Don't want to give Victor ideas and make him start asking trivia questions based on spreadsheets that I can't find anywhere. Elmebeck 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-676071 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 8,044 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 @JohnOQuinn Greatness you caused, post more you must. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70794-the-realistic-limits-of-being-horrible/#findComment-676075 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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