thadthrasher 1,692 Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 As with anything that America does, please stand for THE National Anthem! Now that your hearts have been warmed by the sweet melody of freedom look below to see Team USA's Roster Selection As the S75 Playoffs are nearing the end of its course many are left wondering, "what's next?" Well, there is no need to look any further! As we wrap up the S75 Playoffs the World Junior Championship goes into full-swing! Many in the VHLM are watching and waiting, hoping to have their name called and to be placed on the most elite WJC team there is, Team USA! The list of candidates that @Banackock and I worked through was impressive, and no other team compares to the powerhouse that is Team USA! Only a few short hours ago @fromtheinside released the roster for Team Cana-duh. Really, it's quite adorable that they or anyone else really thinks they have a chance against the greatest country in the world. While Team Cana-duh apologizes to the puck for hitting it to hard, Team USA is ready to apologize for NOTHING. While the rest of the WJC General Managers prepare to announce their respective rosters, we all know that everyone only truly cares about the roster for Team USA. You've asked, and now you will receive. FORWARD Momentum! The forwards that we have selected are among the best in the league. These players are active, competative , and proud to be Americans. They will not let anything get in their way of putting up massive points, turning goalies into Swiss cheese, and making those opposing defenders look foolish! Combined, these players amassed a whopping 267 goals, 377 assists during their S75 games. On top of that they delivered over 1000 hits (1102 to be exact) and even blocked 159 shots. These players are fast moving, goal scoring, body dropping hockey stars. With that in mind, Team USA is proud to welcome the following players to the S75 WJC Team USA Roster: Addison McLaren @tcookie Justin Lose @youloser1337 Its Gucci @frescoelmo Red Lite @Tate Vick Fairchild @GreenGato Hex Rose @Hex Universe Carson Walkers @Cwalker John Callahan Jr @Callahan Jakob Sosa @TMGSosa Honorable DEFENDERS! Victory cannot occur if there is not a solid line of defenders. These players sacrifice everything to make sure shots are blocked and players are stopped. We are confident that they will challenge any forward coming into our zone, and keep pressure moving forward. These four defenders are incredibly impressive. One of them alone blocked more shots than the 9 forwards above combined. Combined, these players earned 56 goals and dished up 144 assists. They made sure to lay out another skater 504 times, and together they blocked 408 shots. With numbers like these any opposing offense will be shaking in their skates. With that in mind, Team USA is proud to welcome the following players to the S75 WJC Team USA Roster: Muffbeav @.sniffuM Jolly Greene Giant @DoktorFunk Tee Pee E II @Goliathus Bob Tristan @N0HBDY Puck-Stopping GOALIES The goaltenders selected to play for Team USA are incredible athletes and highly skilled at what they do. For S75 they won 85 games, lost 37, and grabbed 6 shutouts. On top of that, these goalies faced over 3000 shots and barely let in 10% of them. These two clocked a massive 7791 minutes played this season, which amounts to nearly 130 hours of ice time. Team USA is proud to welcome the following players to the S75 WJC Team USA Roster: Markus Emerson Jr@Xflexz Thadius Sales @thadthrasher For those who are preparing to face us on the ice we wish you a speedy recovery. The United States and the entire World is prepared to join together with one voice as Team USA wins the gold this year... You know what they say...USA Hockey is Do or Die! youloser1337, Doomsday, jakkysosa and 8 others 2 2 5 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rory 1,902 Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 THE MEXICO CITY AMERICANS! WOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcookie 893 Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Let's go win this gold! fromtheinside and thadthrasher 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callahan 39 Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 LETS GOOOOOOO thadthrasher 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Banackock 8,036 Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 USA IS THE BEST TEAM. Man all these other teams countries have diaper stocks rising because they keep shitting their shorts. GO USA! LETS GO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Head Moderator frescoelmo 1,275 Posted January 6, 2021 Head Moderator Share Posted January 6, 2021 6 hours ago, thadthrasher said: As with anything that America does, please stand for THE National Anthem! Jim Cornelison is god tier, thank you for sharing this BEAUT Also that is in Chicago fromtheinside and thadthrasher 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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