Beaviss

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Well I have only been here for around 3 months now and it has been one of the best decisions i have made, I have met so many amazing people who have been super helpful not just in the VHL side of things but helping with my Mental Health. I know there is always someone I can ramble/rant to and just chat to get my mind off of things. I am going to go and thank the main people I talk to on a regular basis in this post so if you aren't mentioned that's why and this is not in any particular order.

@Alex_J32: When I first started talking to Alex I instantly felt like He was someone I could talk to. Alex has really honestly taught me things without even knowing such as Stepping up to the plate to help people out and just being patient with people. I really appreciate Alex listening to me ramble and complain about stupid stuff. Thank you Alex!

@Brewins15: Sam and I first started talking when I sent her a chicken nugget GIF, ever since then we have talked about random stuff and helped each other out when needed. Sam has seen many different sides of me and im surprised She still wants to chat. Sam has been there whenever I needed someone to chat to and basically got me talking to Alex. Once again I appreciate Sam being a listener when ever I needed a listener. Thank you Sam!

@youloser1337: Lose was the 1st person I ever talked to in the VHL. Lose has been a super big help since day 1 and I don't think ill ever be able to repay him for that. Lose has also taught me to give people chances as He gave me a chance for being an AGM in the junior showcase after i was only in the league for I think maybe a month or just over a month, He taught me what to do and how to talk to the players, Lose then offered me a AGM job for Mexico City in the VHLM, never would I have thought He would sign a complete noob. Lose also is a person who I can randomly go and rant to or nerd out about bowling. Lose is a very good listener even when He's at work 🤣. Thank you Lose!

@rory : The first time I think I ever messaged Rory was cause of their profile picture on Discord, from then I have always went to Rory for help and they would always give the answers for some of the stupid questions I had. Rory has listened to lots of my crap and let me ramble on and on. Rory always brings good energy into VC's on discord as they are always in a good mood it seems, Rory has made me laugh when needed. I really appreciate you being there for me Rory. Thank you Rory! One last thing is it 1:43 yet?

@Beaviss: Oh jeez where to start with this old fart.... I honestly don't remember how I started talking to Beaviss but all I know is I don't regret it as he is always sitting in VC and giving me someone to talk to when im bored and we always end up doing or talking about something stupid, which is really needed once in awhile. Beaviss is always willing to play games and or talk to people no matter who they are which is a very good thing. Thanks for letting me be stupid around you Dingus!

@Laine: When I first joined the league Lose signed me to the Minnesota Storm which is the team Laine Gm's for. I honestly didn't talk to Laine much till I was in the Junior showcase I believe. Laine and I have talked a lot about IRL honestly which I have really enjoyed. We always end up on the topic of football which is awesome as I'm into football and Laine is as well. Laine was right there when talking and ill quote one thing He told me "I'm not just a GM im also a person" Which felt super good to hear so I always know ill have someone to fall back too. Thanks Laine! 


@a_Ferk: b_Ferk where do I start. I started talking to Ferk in the Junior showcase as Lose and I got him on our team and Ferk was one of the more active players so we just would message like everyday mostly, now I would like to say Ferk is one of my best friends here. Ferk has always listened to my non sense and I really don't know why He would be each to their own i guess. Ferk and I are now forced to talk to each other as He is now my AGM which is absolutely amazing! Ferk and I will sit around and just chat or do VHLM work which is always nice to have someone to chat to while doing that. Ferk has been a amazing person to talk to and complain about things which is much appreciated! Thanks Ferk! now lets go get #1 Victory Royale.

 
Those are the main people I talk to but i have to give one honorable mention cause every night I talk to this person I end up killing myself laughing, that person being @JeffD. Jeff is always doing something to make me die laughing if it isnt making a white claw spray everywhere its him attempting to draw things on Skribbl and if it isnt either of those its his attempt at karaoke. Thanks for the laughs Jeff!


Alright Thanks to everyone else that I didn't mention!

If anyone read this id be surprised. I am very sorry for my horrible grammar and puncuation 🤣 I am not claiming this as a Media spot i just didn't know where to put it. This was also making me cringe writing.

 

Incase you missed my first try at this article you can find it Here or even Here or if your lucky you can find it HERE if you are cool you can also find it here sigh... I cant keep adding onto this. Yeah I can last weeks you can find here. Again this is not an in-depth or insulting article this is just the first beer that comes to mind when I think of said person. 
 
White Claw

@JeffD (honorable mention @rory )
The secret GOAT of all liquor beverages. It gets you banged up and you feel like you just had some nice sparkling water. Its not everyone's thing since some people can taste the ethanol more than others but all in all its a fantastic beverage to play video games or go play 18 and drink 12 of them. Happy Birthday Rory!

Shaft

@tfong
This local delicacy in Victoria is a strange but unique drink. Its a very sophisticated drink but all the degenerates drink them at 2am just before the bars close. It gives you enough gas to get you home but often causes people to puke because its stronger than you think kind of like fong. 
Ingredients: shaken with ice.
1 oz vanilla vodka or standard vodka
1 oz kahlua
1 oz irish cream Bailey's or Carolyn's
cold espresso or strong cold coffee Starbucks espresso cans are great

I'm running out of liquor ideas please comment and leave me drink or beer ideas for next week because TPE.

Incase you missed my first try at this article you can find it Here or even Here or if your lucky you can find it HERE if you are cool you can also find it here sigh... I cant keep adding onto this. Yeah I can last weeks you can find here. Again this is not an in-depth or insulting article this is just the first beer that comes to mind when I think of said person. 
 
White Claw

@JeffD (honorable mention @rory )
The secret GOAT of all liquor beverages. It gets you banged up and you feel like you just had some nice sparkling water. Its not everyone's thing since some people can taste the ethanol more than others but all in all its a fantastic beverage to play video games or go play 18 and drink 12 of them. Happy Birthday Rory!

Shaft

@tfong
This local delicacy in Victoria is a strange but unique drink. Its a very sophisticated drink but all the degenerates drink them at 2am just before the bars close. It gives you enough gas to get you home but often causes people to puke because its stronger than you think kind of like fong. 
Ingredients: shaken with ice.
1 oz vanilla vodka or standard vodka
1 oz kahlua
1 oz irish cream Bailey's or Carolyn's
cold espresso or strong cold coffee Starbucks espresso cans are great

I'm running out of liquor ideas please comment and leave me drink or beer ideas for next week because TPE.

someone give me a timestamp when im mentioned. 

17:26

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@Beaviss

1. First Round of the Playoffs are behind us; Where you surprised by the four game sweep of the Miami? (Why or Why not?) 
We were easily the more dominant team during the regular season its not that surprising we beat them as easily as we did. Hopefully we can do the same this round. 
2. Again a Playoff question; Where you surprised by any of the results in the first round? (Why or Why not?)
Halifax winning was a little surprising but not completely out of left field. They had a decent team all year and this may them just hitting the next gear when it actually counts. 
3. Ottawa just scored fourteen goals in two games against Minnesota; Are you surprised? (Why or Why not?)
Surprised? no. nervous? yes. If we meet in the final Ottawa is the only team I truly fear can beat us in a straight up series. If we do go head to head in the finals it will be a real battle. 
4. If a groundhog see his shadow means we have six more weeks of winter; So what happens when a hockey player see his shadow?
You are probably out of the playoffs and golfing in the sun somewhere nice. 
5. It not groundhog day you idiot but depending on what country you do have an important holiday coming so what one is better? American Thanksgiving or Black Friday? And do you celebrate either of them?
Neither are good. They are both based off greed and that's not really my thing. As a Canadian me and my friends have our own party that day. 
6. Riddle: What does the Turkey eat on Thanksgiving?
Stuffing and onions?

Review: Love these articles and it really highlights some of the "unknown" heros of the league. I used to love reading to see if anyone has beaten my records and I hope you stick around and keep doing these forever. 
10/10 - perfect article. The first 10/10 ive given so enjoy  

Hey guys, It is me, matt, it has been a long time sicne I wrote a media spot, school really kept me busy and other problems for sure didn't help me, but hey, I am still here, I am still standing.
 
Today I wanted to talk a little bit about myself, a lot of things happened in the vhl and I didn't tell you guys anything, where should I start? Oh yeah, I got an AGM job, I am the AGM of Ottawa.
I know what you are thinking, "FINALLY" or "who was so dumb to give him a job?" or just "Finally he will stop applying to anything that exists", but I really do not care much about it, I accomplished my dream, I am finally an AGM after such a long time and I couldn't be more happy.
 
So, how is everything going there in Ottawa?
Everything is going great, I love the team, I love the players, The GM there is one of the best users that I have met in the vhl, we have a bright future and for sure everything there is getting me a lot of experience that will for sure be important in my future as I aim to become a GM. ( I do not care about the league, I just want to become a gm and bring the club that I menage  to  glory, like how my GM is doing right now with Ottawa).
Still talking about the team and mostly about the players that are in there, I couldn't be more proud to be their AGM, these guys have a lot of potential, love to play hockey and socialise with other players in the lockeroom,  and let me tell you something, they will destroy the VHL once they get there, you will hear about how they will win every single price or trophy and beat every record possible or even create some new records.
 
If you haven't noticed I am a lot happy to be there, but now let's talk about the "hot topic". (you guys were waiting for this I think)
Will Ottawa win the VHLM?
As I am writing this, Ottawa is currently winning the semi finals against Minnesota 2-0 a good start, let's not lie, but Minnesota can still come back into the series and send us home.
Meanwhile Yukon is also in our same situation winning the semi finals round 2-0 against Halifax.
So, who will pass and who will win?
I will not lie here, as I am the AGM of Ottawa, I will say that Ottawa will pass, and same thing will happen with Yukon, as they are both off to a good start.
who will win? Nice question, they are both good teams and they both play a good hockey, and during the regualr season they both had similars results nad when they were playing against each other no other team was coming in top of the other, winng most of the time with a close result, maybe a 1-2 goal difference, so, only time will tell us who will win.
One thing is sure, we will see some really good hockey and only god knows how much we, hockey fans, love to see that.
 
547 words I am not wrong.
 

Welcome back to the league!

We are currently in the playoffs right now so you will be put into the upcoming draft! Let me know if you need any help getting restarted and or join the discord and join in on the discussion! 

I'll apply for Malmo

I'll apply for Malmo

It would require testing but id go for Archetypes and lower starting values. 

Archetypes: *examples of what you can do*
I would like to see archetypes but for them to be balanced so that "off builds" are easier to complete than the closer to meta builds. 
example: Sniper would have tpe reduced to increase scoring stats but take a hit when doing similar important stats.
Sniper: Less TPE required to Increase scoring stats but increases the cost to do defensive stat and checking stats (rest of the stats stay the same) (SC- / DF+ CH+)
Two way forward: Less TPE required to increase defensive stats and passing but increases cost to puck handling (as you can see here more easier time than sniper) (DF- / PH+)
Dangler: Less TPE required to increase puck handling and skating but increases cost to checking and strength (PH- SK- / CH+ ST+)
etc etc.

Lower starting values: *would require testing*
Lower all stats to 20 across the board and increase passing to 60 on standard that way it slows the meta down and increases the impact of stats at the vhlm level. 

Hello All,

TLDR: Make it so you can review "Supplemental Point Tasks" like .com article, VHL Radio and Graphics.

If you check the Point task section almost all of the articles and or graphics have multiple reviews on them leaving very few stuff that does not have 2+ reviews. This number can double to 4+ if the article is actually great or above average. While the post numbers are good it should also be added to Supplemental Point Tasks to make people have more options with reviewing. I feel this is needed as we have limited options when it comes to earning TPE it should be expanded so their are more options at least in choosing the articles and or graphics that you review. 

End Goal: Reviewing Supplemental Point Tasks act as a review the same as a "Point Task" does. 

That is all,

-Beav

Welcome to the league!

Let me know if you need any help getting started or if you have any questions!

I can assure you that when I was with the commishes that VHLM winning record had less than zero impact.

Limit draft pick trading to singular seasons (avoids ruining teams for multiple seasons) and promotes less boom bust tactics.