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Banackock

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  1. "Although we may seem weaker, we're still tough as fuck. We are Team Scandinavia & we will do all in our power to fuck the shit out of opponents, leave them laying on the ice in their own blood, simply in the pursuit for gold. No one is tougher than those who are Scandinavian. It's time to prove this (let's just hope our goalies can hold together, ha). LET'S GO!
  2. Salutations! It's another year for World Cup Hockey and fortunately this time around I have the privilege to lead Team Scandinavia. I'd like to welcome each and everyone of you to the pursuit for gold and apologize for those who did not make it. If you didn't make it, next time around could be yours for the taking. Until then, good luck. As for those who made it, as you can see below, our forward and defensive depth are decent, while we lack a strong starting goaltender as both are starting out. It's unfortunate, but it's the cards we were dealt and I have full confidence we can still make something happen. It simply means the chase for gold will be more rewarding! Forwards Aleski Koponen @Draper Jorma Ruutu @jRuutu Max Molholt @Molholt Niels Skovgaard @Tim Simon Valmount @Ahma Theo Axelsson @solas Defense Golden Jedtsson @Kel Joel Järvi - @gregreg Marquis Hyvarinen @Munk Kerkko Hyvarinen @diamond_ace Goalies Sven Wolf @Banackock Joanna Åkerfeldt @enigmatic
  3. Yeah, that's the guy. Last name was Sowden. I emailed the prick all pissed off .I read somewhere that one was giving some for free or discount. Also, what a lot of people down know is big oil company camps (suncor etc) are offering their camp residency places for evacuees to live. Absolutely classy by those big companies and any tree hugger posting on their oil made phones etc can get fucked. Sorry, but it's true. TONS of people and companies are helping out though. It's soo good and warm feeling to see! By law Im pretty sure, if the disaster is bad enough, our Federal government has to give a certain amount of financial support. That's what I heard. Could be wrong. Either way, fuck Trudeau. Wonder how good they feel not voting Harper now?
  4. Jesus. All the people saying it's karma too should be shot. Couple people on FB saying it;s karma and they deserve to lose all their houses, material items and they should die.. Our world has become so shitty it's sad. Fucking tree huggers.
  5. http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/05/06/fort-mcmurray-fire-maps_n_9857952.html
  6. Had a buddy who almost lost his place up there. Not gonna go heavily into this topic but its unfortunate for those there and for how the governments were (especially Trudeau cracking May the 4th Star wars jokes AND THEN proceeding to wish Alberta the best). Amazing how all of Alberta is coming together to help out those up there though. Love to see it and love to even see some of the Syrian refugees helping out. Love to have people be proud to come to Canada and be apart of our nation like that! Much better than some of those who are sitting there bitching about Canada and them staying in Motels and stating they feel as though theyre in "prisons". If it's such a prison, go the fuck back to war torn Syria where you get the shit kicked out of you and are constantly living in fear.. winds me up how ungrateful some are.. (was in the Edmonton Journal). Anyway, donated $100 at Superstore to the Red Cross. All the best to anyone who is in or was evacuated from F.Mac. Been there a few times for work, hell of a city!
  7. Very excited to once again GM a team in the WC. Last time it was silver with the US, hoping for big things with Scandinavia.
  8. From hot to cold to hot, the Watchmen knew a thing or two about winning and losing. This helped them win! Last season seemed to be a little bit unbelievable for the Bratislava Watchmen. To start off the season, the team was on fire. They had decent forward depth and a great goaltender between the pipes. While their defense wasn't anything too special, it was around or slightly above average and seemed to be getting the job done. Generally, as the saying goes, all good things come to and end an the Watchmen watched their winning record vanish into a losing one. As the games passed, the teams struggled to continue. Line changes were unable to spark new chemistry and old chemistry had already been lost. Things were not clicking for the Watchmen. The locker room started to express concern and frustration over the recent slump and wanted things to change. General Manager of the Watchmen, Blake Campbell, knew he had a team that was capable of winning and that if he went out to nab the right pieces, they could easily be crowned champions. We had all the right pieces. A great goalie in Zhumby, solid forwards in Adultman, Podarok, Davidson, Tumack, Hackett, etc. Tumack, Hackett and such came from solid trading. We knew we had a solid core of guys and the way to make us stronger was to improve the areas which were needed. Our centers were stacked with Adultman and Davidson. Our wingers, while not insanely strong, got the job done and we managed to trade for some depth on the wings in Gribov, Boucher etc and managed to get some nice waiver claims as well. We knew defense was our biggest issue, so we went out and got the best defensive core in the VHLM that season. We added Voss, Tumack, Hackett, Pellerin, Klingberg and Anderson via Free agency. This gave us the best D in the league. We built from the back out. Great goalie, Great defense and good offense. The Watchmen had a solid lead 3-0 lead against the Ottawa Lynx, but in game 4 the Lynx put on the pressure. Slowly but surely, the Lynx crawled their way back to tie the series and 3-3 and force a game 7. Firstly, an amazing triumph for them. Win or loss, to tie a series and force a final game when being down 3-0 is pretty great. Game 7 rolls around, some minor tweaks to the Watchmen's lineup and you can see them clicking early on. First period score was 1-0 Bratislava and they were outplaying them but only slightly with the shots being 8-6. After the second the period, the true champions showed as the Watchmen pumped the Lynx with shots 19-6, however, Atticus Von Braxton managed to turn away every shot. Earlier in the first, the Watchmen lit the lamp making it 2-0 and the time slowly approached the final buzzer of the season. As the buzzer went, the crowd roared and the Watchmen were crowned S47 Founders Cup Champions. To win my first cup ever, to win our first cup under my management, it was such a great feeling. I've experienced the Finals once before, but never had experienced the emotions of winning a cup for your boys, the fans and representing any league as the champions. It was such a proud moment for myself and not just because we're the best, the strongest and we're able to hoist the cups over our heads. Not because we almost blew it and lost a 3-0 lead to play a game 7. There was a moment in the season where my boys were unhappy. Every post was "fuck" or "another loss" in the locker room. You could tell they weren't enjoying themselves. I had the choice to ship them off to winning, contending teams and rebuild. Our team was good, but it wasn't great at the time. I made the decision that these are my boys and together we're a team. More importantly, anyone who wears that jersey becomes apart of our family. I wouldn't give up on them and I surely hope they wouldn't on me. We made some big moves, we stuck together and went on some really huge, rare winning streaks. We managed to steal 1st place away and then hoist the cup. The best thing about the season was pulling through for the guys, for sure. As most teams know who had just won a cup, the next season always seems to be the biggest as it's all eyes on you. Will they repeat and defend their title? Will they make playoffs? How will they perform? Or will they fall apart - be championship drunk - and lose control of the season? For the Watchmen, they had a nice group of players coming back. With that, the addition of Maximoff and return of Davidson and Anderson was very huge for the team. Podarok was the best he's ever been and the team looked fairly good. As they looked, they played. Without a starting goalie, the team started the season off in first place and continued at that pace. When the time came, GM Campbell knew he'd need a starting goalie for the time playoffs came. Then came Sven Wolf onto waivers, who just so happens to also be a player whose agent is Blake Campbell. While trying to snag him off waivers, he was taken by Brampton. Shortly after, a huge deal was made and the Watchmen overpaid to receive Sven Wolf. While being mocked for the over-payment, Campbell assured those doing the mocking that the deal would help the team and that the over payment was worth it. 28-6-3 with the Watchmen, 5 shut outs and great play, Wolf really stood tall for the Watchmen. Then came playoffs. Everywhere in the media you seen Oslo's GM talking about how they were the team to beat for the Founders Cup. We really meant no offence by it, but we knew they weren't going to be our toughest match up and we knew confidently that we were going to make it passed them. Of course, you can always be wrong, but based off the depth of rosters and such, we weren't overly worried. We knew Ottawa was going to be our toughest competitors and we were obviously watching the series with them and Saskatoon very closely. Sure as shit, Ottawa would move on to face us after we beat Oslo in 6 games. It's the rematch everyone was waiting for. That I'm sure everyone deep down knew was coming. We in the locker room thought, "what better way to defend our title than to beat the same guys who tried to win it against us last year?". Game one we lost. I was like shit, I don't like being down in the series. Game two we lost and honestly, they had me on the ropes. We used up 50% of our life in a matter of 2 games. I was scrambling. I wasn't sure what to do. We went out on a ledge for game 3 and we pulled it off. Our first win. The next game, also a win. We managed to tie it up and give us some confidence and momentum. However, any series being tied or down is slightly nerve racking. Fortunately, Game 5 also went to use and just like the Lynx last season, we had won 3 straight, this time to take the lead rather than force a game 7. Game 6 between the Ottawa Lynx and the Watchmen was going to be a big one. It's the 5th game in 2 seasons that the Lynx would face elimination versus the Watchmen. As we've seen before, they're 3 for 4 so far on winning those games, only losing game 7 last season. First period of play, the Lynx were heavily outplayed in the corners and in the neutral zone, losing a majority of puck battles and it showed both on the the score shoot and shot board and the shots were 15-2 and score was 2-0 Watchmen. No action in the second period, but the same style of play was seen. The Lynx received 3 penalties (hooking, cross-checking and slashing) and you could tell they were frustrated by being outplayed. The 3rd period was much closer, each team managing a goal but it was not enough for the Lynx. For the second season in a row, the buzzer sounded and the Watchmen rolled off the bench with sticks and gloves in the air as they swarmed their new goalie. The Watchmen defended their title.
  9. Wow.. Out fishing but had to check! To Bratislava, I love you boys + girl. Owe the season to you guys! To Ottawa and Jard, hell of a series. Thought it was lost 2-0. Amazing series guys. Was fun and lots of attention to our series! Love and respect to you guys!
  10. Thus, lines were changed and sent just now to exclude both off the roster.
  11. Honestly unaware. I?'m not home but if this is true, please make corrections and go about it however you must.
  12. I'll second this.
  13. Same thing. I love you both - so good luck.
  14. Nope. I tagged you, then proceeded to ask DT what you were talking about.. you were chirping pretty hard.. and the shit you talked you now swallowed. I'm simply loving it is all. Either way, great series. Best way to do a Finals rematch. Crazy whoever wins. DT will either lose his shit, or youll act like a chimp. Gonna be sweet!
  15. Good game again, DT. You're my girl!
  16. Makes it seem like not a big deal but a 2-0 series lead was. Now that it's gone, 2n2 is nothing. That's 701 for you.
  17. @701 @Da Trifecta So what was he saying about not being able to hear you because 2n0? I love when people get cocky.
  18. Plz dont make me retire a Wrangler again so soon in my career.
  19. The youngest and highest TPE goalie entering the draft has been working his ass off since the moment he entered the VHLM. Continuously climbing the rankings for TPE, it didn't take him too long to jump over Ak-47 for top goalie in the draft. While all his hard work likely lands him as the top goalie in the draft, Sven Wolf has discussed other matters. I have a current opportunity that presents itself and I'm very interested in pursuing it. That, of course, means that only one specific team would be able to draft me and that's exactly what I want to happen. I've worked hard, both as a player and as a GM for the Watchmen to have something like this come along and it's something that I would like to achieve and eventually find great success with. While it's unfortunate that I have to do something like this, it's something that I want. It's unfortunate that I must hurt my draft stock, take away from my hardwork or take away my type of player from specific teams, but it's something I want to do so that I can achieve the position being offered. I don't want to be drafted by Calgary. At one point, I was fairly interested but quickly lost interest when I was approached about this. I wish to place Wolf into a society of Bears and have them co-exist as one.. if you catch my drift? I want to go to the land or coffee, the home of the Mariners and remain in the North American Conference to play the Americans and Calgary. Again, I apologize for the convenience. I guess at the end of the day, it's the GM's choice of that team. I will continue my work ethic and determined presence when it comes to building myself up to be a future Shaw trophy winner - however, it will obviously take some slightly away from my experience and a good opportunity limited people receive on this site - especially at once. (10 people). If you have questions, please ask below and I will answer them - thank you.
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