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I don't follow the news because I am an ignorant guy, plus all the news is for is to scare you to stay in and watch them. But! I caught this cause of Facebook. 3 separate attacks in Paris tonight at least 153 killed by fucking terrorist! Not going to make racist comments or anything cause we all know in this day and age terrorist can be any skin color. But fuck these ass clowns. Bout time we really do something. Not as a country (USA) but everyone in the world teams up and blows them to hell
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10. Covington named the King of Canada, changes the name of Saskatoon to London then builds a castle... a sand castle that is

10. Covington named the King of Canada, changes the name of Saskatoon to London then builds a castle... a sand castle that is

EP4
Two stories
VHLM talk
 

Picture this as you may, but this is a story. A story about Sir William Covington III. The only way I know how to tell a story is in film form. So enjoy this script for what it is… A STORY.
 
EXT-IN THE CLOUDS-DAY

As we fly through the sky a private jet appears as William’s voiceover can be heard
Sir William Covington III
 I actually do not mind going to Saskatoon at all, the thing I truly find funny and odd is the fact I dropped to thirteen. It had to be of all people to go at thirteen. Am I superstitious? Fuck no! I just find it funny and odd. All those teams that decided to skip over me obviously listened to me to not draft me or just did not like my attitude. I laugh at that because now Saskatoon has me at a steal. I was their top ranked player, they thought there was no way they would get me but hey here I am heading to Saskatoon. Sadly they have no chance in bloody hell to win anything this season. I have been informed that I will be shopped to get a good return. I respect that and I will wait for a trade. If I have to wait till the deadline so be it
The plane dips below the clouds
EXT-AIRPORT-DAY

The private jet lands at the airport and taxi’s to a point as two black SUV’s roll up and park next to the plane. As the door to the plane comes down. Ahma a man in his 30’s steps out of one of the SUV’s and walks to the plane stairs as Sir William Covington a 16 year old male walks down to him. He looks at Ahma with an odd look on his face as Afma stands there in shorts, t-shirt and sandals.
William
You must be not from here
 
Ahma
What do you mean?
 
William
 What part of not from here don’t you understand. You must be from some fuckery of a place that has an issue with English and you must drink a shit ton of alcohol
 
 Ahma looks around to make sure any media personnel can hear him
 
Ahma
I do love Vodka
William smiles widely
 
William
You won't tell me where you are from... So I will say you are from Vodkaland… On that note, have any?
 
The two got into a black SUV and were driven away.
 
INT-STORE-DAY
William walks into a corner store and walks up to the teller
 
William
Excuse me peasant
 
Teller
Excuse me?
 
William grows annoyed
 
William
Must I talk slow to everyone here? I said excuse me. I am just wondering something and hoping you can help me
 
Teller
What do you need to know?
 
William
It’s more like a series of questions. First off where exactly am I?
 
Teller
Saskatoon
 
William
Well no shit, but where is the bars, the clubs the sexy ladies, the casinos?
 
Teller
Sir we are not a big city
 
William
Well no fucking way buddy! You guys literally have nothing going on here. Its flatter then paper here. Not to mention the atmosphere is fucking fucked like there is nothing to do here
 
Teller
You can learn how to farm
 
William
And you can learn how to fuck off, but I don’t see you doing that.
 
Teller
Sir, if you have nothing important to ask and you are not buying anything then I will be forced to ask you to leave
 
William slams his fist down on the counter
 
William
You clearly don’t recognize who I am
 
William pokes the man in the chest
 
William
Buddy! Listen here and listen good. I am the rightful King of England and you
 
William pokes the man again
 
William
Are just some scumbag piece of trash, you are lower than a peasant. You aren’t good enough to be in my presence.
 
The teller reaches for something behind the counter
 
EXT-STREETS-DAY
William rushes out of the bar with his arms raised
 
William
Okay! Okay! Sheesh no need to lose it
 
INT-BAR-NIGHT

William kicks open the door of a saloon type bar in Saskatoon and walks in like a cowboy as people turn to look at him
 
William
Alright! Listen up here bucko…bucko’s? uh…. Fuck it. Give me liquor and give it to me now!
 
William walks over to a table and sits there looking at his phone while a waitress brings a bottle of liquor to the table for him. She stands there looking at him trying to figure out who he is. William looks up from his phone and over at her
 
William
Got a problem?
 
Waitress
No… But I know you from somewhere
 
William gets excited
 
William
Oh, you do?
 
Waitress
Yeah
 
William
Do I look royal?
 
She looks at him closely
 
Waitress
No… not that. Aren’t you that guy from the dump?
 
William
The dump? Is that a bar?
 
Waitress
No, like the dump. The place where people dump garbage. You look like the guy there
 
William
The person who owns it?
 
Waitress
No, the guy who lives there
 
William slams his fist down on the table and stands up onto the table
 
William
Okay that’s fucking it! Listen here assholes. I am Sir Willaim Fucking Convington the rightful King of England
 
Waitress
Hello Mr. Fucking
 
William looks down at her as she laughs
 
William
I demand fucking respect from all of you. I came here to your shitty little town out of the kindness of my heart. I came here so you guys get a royal visit since the current monarch is a fucking cunt. Since I am the rightful King all of you should be kissing my fucking feet. You should be thanking me for playing for your little hockey team. But at every turn people in this shit hole mock me with jokes, guns pulled and no recognition. All you have a fucking issue. When you are in presence of royalty or celebrity you fucking make them feel amazing so they want to come back. But you people just don’t care. I now know why this town is not known. It’s because you people fucking suck!
 
William sits down and drinks from the bottle straight up. The waitress sits down at the table and looks at him
 
Waitress
Okay, listen Mr. Trashman. We got off on the wrong foot
 
William looks at her with an angry look in his eyes
 
William
Got off on the wrong foot? You continue to mock me. We are still on that wrong foot
 
Waitress
I am just messing with you. Look… My name Is Sarah and if you give this town a chance you will fall in love with it. It’s not that bad of a place… Not like Bratislava that is
 
Sarah winks at William who grows angrier
 
William
Oh! So you do know who I am! FOR FUCKS SAKE!
 
William stands up to leave but is stopped by a drunk Ahma who walks up to his table with a few other people
 
Ahma
Calm down Willie boy, meet your team mates and get drunk like a skunk
 
William looks at Ahma and his team mates then at Sarah
 
William
How about no! you people are fucked in the head. I will find another bar
 
William grabs the bottle and storms towards the door
 
Sarah
William?
 
Wiliam spins around
 
William
Yes?
 
Sarah
Welcome to Saskatoon
 
William storms out of the bar as Ahma finishes drinking from a bottle
 
Ahma
Where is he going? This is the only bar in town
 
Fade to black
 
Will do this weekly as an episodic thing. Like a “Life in Times of William Covington”
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Says the guy already leavin'

Picture this as you may, but this is a story. A story about Sir William Covington III. The only way I know how to tell a story is in film form. So enjoy this script for what it is… A STORY.
 
EXT-IN THE CLOUDS-DAY

As we fly through the sky a private jet appears as William’s voiceover can be heard
Sir William Covington III
 I actually do not mind going to Saskatoon at all, the thing I truly find funny and odd is the fact I dropped to thirteen. It had to be of all people to go at thirteen. Am I superstitious? Fuck no! I just find it funny and odd. All those teams that decided to skip over me obviously listened to me to not draft me or just did not like my attitude. I laugh at that because now Saskatoon has me at a steal. I was their top ranked player, they thought there was no way they would get me but hey here I am heading to Saskatoon. Sadly they have no chance in bloody hell to win anything this season. I have been informed that I will be shopped to get a good return. I respect that and I will wait for a trade. If I have to wait till the deadline so be it
The plane dips below the clouds
EXT-AIRPORT-DAY

The private jet lands at the airport and taxi’s to a point as two black SUV’s roll up and park next to the plane. As the door to the plane comes down. Ahma a man in his 30’s steps out of one of the SUV’s and walks to the plane stairs as Sir William Covington a 16 year old male walks down to him. He looks at Ahma with an odd look on his face as Afma stands there in shorts, t-shirt and sandals.
William
You must be not from here
 
Ahma
What do you mean?
 
William
 What part of not from here don’t you understand. You must be from some fuckery of a place that has an issue with English and you must drink a shit ton of alcohol
 
 Ahma looks around to make sure any media personnel can hear him
 
Ahma
I do love Vodka
William smiles widely
 
William
You won't tell me where you are from... So I will say you are from Vodkaland… On that note, have any?
 
The two got into a black SUV and were driven away.
 
INT-STORE-DAY
William walks into a corner store and walks up to the teller
 
William
Excuse me peasant
 
Teller
Excuse me?
 
William grows annoyed
 
William
Must I talk slow to everyone here? I said excuse me. I am just wondering something and hoping you can help me
 
Teller
What do you need to know?
 
William
It’s more like a series of questions. First off where exactly am I?
 
Teller
Saskatoon
 
William
Well no shit, but where is the bars, the clubs the sexy ladies, the casinos?
 
Teller
Sir we are not a big city
 
William
Well no fucking way buddy! You guys literally have nothing going on here. Its flatter then paper here. Not to mention the atmosphere is fucking fucked like there is nothing to do here
 
Teller
You can learn how to farm
 
William
And you can learn how to fuck off, but I don’t see you doing that.
 
Teller
Sir, if you have nothing important to ask and you are not buying anything then I will be forced to ask you to leave
 
William slams his fist down on the counter
 
William
You clearly don’t recognize who I am
 
William pokes the man in the chest
 
William
Buddy! Listen here and listen good. I am the rightful King of England and you
 
William pokes the man again
 
William
Are just some scumbag piece of trash, you are lower than a peasant. You aren’t good enough to be in my presence.
 
The teller reaches for something behind the counter
 
EXT-STREETS-DAY
William rushes out of the bar with his arms raised
 
William
Okay! Okay! Sheesh no need to lose it
 
INT-BAR-NIGHT

William kicks open the door of a saloon type bar in Saskatoon and walks in like a cowboy as people turn to look at him
 
William
Alright! Listen up here bucko…bucko’s? uh…. Fuck it. Give me liquor and give it to me now!
 
William walks over to a table and sits there looking at his phone while a waitress brings a bottle of liquor to the table for him. She stands there looking at him trying to figure out who he is. William looks up from his phone and over at her
 
William
Got a problem?
 
Waitress
No… But I know you from somewhere
 
William gets excited
 
William
Oh, you do?
 
Waitress
Yeah
 
William
Do I look royal?
 
She looks at him closely
 
Waitress
No… not that. Aren’t you that guy from the dump?
 
William
The dump? Is that a bar?
 
Waitress
No, like the dump. The place where people dump garbage. You look like the guy there
 
William
The person who owns it?
 
Waitress
No, the guy who lives there
 
William slams his fist down on the table and stands up onto the table
 
William
Okay that’s fucking it! Listen here assholes. I am Sir Willaim Fucking Convington the rightful King of England
 
Waitress
Hello Mr. Fucking
 
William looks down at her as she laughs
 
William
I demand fucking respect from all of you. I came here to your shitty little town out of the kindness of my heart. I came here so you guys get a royal visit since the current monarch is a fucking cunt. Since I am the rightful King all of you should be kissing my fucking feet. You should be thanking me for playing for your little hockey team. But at every turn people in this shit hole mock me with jokes, guns pulled and no recognition. All you have a fucking issue. When you are in presence of royalty or celebrity you fucking make them feel amazing so they want to come back. But you people just don’t care. I now know why this town is not known. It’s because you people fucking suck!
 
William sits down and drinks from the bottle straight up. The waitress sits down at the table and looks at him
 
Waitress
Okay, listen Mr. Trashman. We got off on the wrong foot
 
William looks at her with an angry look in his eyes
 
William
Got off on the wrong foot? You continue to mock me. We are still on that wrong foot
 
Waitress
I am just messing with you. Look… My name Is Sarah and if you give this town a chance you will fall in love with it. It’s not that bad of a place… Not like Bratislava that is
 
Sarah winks at William who grows angrier
 
William
Oh! So you do know who I am! FOR FUCKS SAKE!
 
William stands up to leave but is stopped by a drunk Ahma who walks up to his table with a few other people
 
Ahma
Calm down Willie boy, meet your team mates and get drunk like a skunk
 
William looks at Ahma and his team mates then at Sarah
 
William
How about no! you people are fucked in the head. I will find another bar
 
William grabs the bottle and storms towards the door
 
Sarah
William?
 
Wiliam spins around
 
William
Yes?
 
Sarah
Welcome to Saskatoon
 
William storms out of the bar as Ahma finishes drinking from a bottle
 
Ahma
Where is he going? This is the only bar in town
 
Fade to black
 
Will do this weekly as an episodic thing. Like a “Life in Times of William Covington”
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

It maybe my 100th post on this forum but since S1 and my many comebacks I've had like 50,000ish posts. 100 may seem small compared to that but oh well. (Actually can a admin change my post count to like 49,000 all of you know in the past forums I had something redic like that. Anyways let me tell you a story through gifs
I was driving my Audi when I pulled up to a red light and a guy in a car pulled up and revved his engine. So I revved mine thinking it would be like this

Next thing I knew I was in a foot race

I beat him so I got driven around town doing this

Moral of the story is Don't Be A Moron and...

 

You are the steal pick of this draft!
Good to have you here
 

EP3
3 Interviews
Interview with Ahma talking about vodka, drunken vodka polar bear hunting and much more

Fuck Seattle. this is all.

Okay... don't know why it was posted as guest. I posted it.

Let's go Tits, fuck the wranglers

Yay for my first official VHL Magazine article!

So there are a ton of new members that do not know me and then a bunch of others that do but just ignore me. It doesn't bother at all, that is not the reason why I am back here writing these articles. You ain't that fucking important bud. But I think I should give you guys a refresher course on me or to the people that don't know me it would be a “Hi nice to meet you, I'm Robbie” but the hi part is not me. I am not overly nice to people, because why would I be? This is online a forum for my rambling and musings, nothing more and nothing less. But yet here I am about to write a long article because well... I can bang these off in twenty minutes and move on with my day. So here we go.
 
REMEMBER THIS?

About two maybe just maybe three years ago the league was struggling to stay on the internet. By this I mean they had pay monthly or yearly to have the forum up. The people that ran the league and actually still run it didn't want to keep fronting the money to keep it on the internet because well... it was either they were cheap fucks or it was because they didn't want to waste their hard earned money to pay for the forum. So they came up with the whole “donations” idea. An idea I found comical because this made them no better then people begging for money on the street. Not that people begging on the street is funny. Actually... the people on the street actually really need the money because they need to survive. But to my surprise people actually donated to the league and the league survived.
 
But that is not the purpose of this article, this is not a attack article. Hell it's far from one. If the people that run this league also donate to the league, then I in theory do apologize... yes a first for me. I just wanted to setup my article up so I can tell you a story. A story about when I offered to buy a VHL team and then later on the whole league.
 
So back when they started taking donations I was dicking around having fun just being a dick. I needed my next “stupid” thing to spend my money on. I am very fortunate to have deep pockets, and I am not afraid to point that out. But you now reading this, your eyes must be bugging out of your head when you read that I offered to buy a VHL team and then the whole league. You must be thinking who is the right mind would even do such a thing. Let me tell you.
 


 I offered I think it was about $1500 for NY or $600-$800 for the shitty Bears franchise. All I wanted in return was to be a “owner” of a team and have the say in who is GM of the team. The 600-1500 would have been more than enough money to pay for the monthly/yearly costs of the forum. I did not care that I would have been spending that much money on essentially nothing. Essentially I would be buying nothing and I would be wasting my money. Did that bother me? fuck no. But the people that ran the league turned down the idea. I remember one time that they needed to pay to keep the site up and they said they did not want to keep paying it when they already put so much time into running the league. To be honest they do put a ton of time into the league. They had a point to a degree. But my point here was that I offered as much as $1500 for the Americans which would have solved the financial issues at the time. But the league stood up to me and said no. Which I actually respect the people running the league for.
 
Next came my offer to buy the whole league. Yes I offered to buy the league, for a figure right around 10k (maybe more). All I asked in return was control of the league, but the people running the league still got to run the league. The 10k they would have would have been for paying operation costs and they could have even took on salaries with that money (I would have had to approve their salaries). I wanted control of the league because I wanted to change the league. I had big plans for the league. I would have came up with a plan where players salaries would actually be real money. NO! You would not be making millions. Your players “salary” would be “diluted” and equal a certain amount in real money. I would have gotten rid of point tasks and replaced them with other ways of earning point to make your player better. I cannot go into detail about any of this since I may or may not be funding a new Fantasy Hockey League App and lots of the things I wanted to do here I will probably do there. The league would have made money with my plan, if it makes money the players and people in it also make money. But the people who ran/still run the league turned it down.
 
Eventually I would have sold franchises for fair market price, expanded the league as player demand grew.  I had ideas on how the league it's self would make money so it would generate money that paid the players, people that ran the league, people working for the magazine and it would still have lots of money left over. I would have not offered to buy the league if I did not do the research beforehand. It was very a viable plan. My offered died there and I spent the money elsewhere.
 
I wrote this not to gloat and be like hey look at how much money I have. It was more as a “remember this?" I think both offers made sense for the league, but they stuck to their guns and said no. I respect them for that because they are still around. With a lot less money then they could have, but they are still around none the less. They still have their pride, knowing that they turned down a ridiculous cash offer for this league even though at times it looked like the league may end. I wouldn't be here writing all these articles if I hated this place. I do enjoy being the black sheep, the asshole. It's fun, and that is why I am back. I am not here to gloat about what I did in the past, that is not what this comeback is about, it's not what this article is about. This comeback is about writing a new chapter in my book of "being an asshole" and this article truly was just for "remember this" because even thinking back I am still shocked that I offered that much, even though the plan I had for the league would have made that money back and then some.

The sky... Really have no clue I was claimed. I don't mean to complain in the LR, but it's dead. But claiming me makes zero sense. Can you guys "bench" me all season. It would be a cool storyline actually. I get shit to write about being "benched" and you guys get to say you benched Robbie. I just don't want my players technical first game to be for a team that is tanking

Sir William Covington III really does not want to be in Bratislava. Like seriously it is getting ridiculous about how much he does not want to be in this city. But now he has taken it to a whole new level. He won't step foot in the "shit-hole" until two hours before games. He does not show up to team practices in hope he will get benched but nothing will force the teams hand.
 
William has 7 points in 7 games in Bratislava, which is mind boggling since he never ever played a pro game of hockey in his life. He never played a game other then in a game where he got paid upwards of one million dollars to play for a publicity stunt. Ever since picking him and Hamiliton off waviers they have won games they had no hope of winning just seven games ago.
 
But this success in this so called "shit-hole" has not un-soured his taste buds towards the team, city and management. Heading into his first game no one knew what to expect, but now after 7 games scouts are calling his shot "unreal for a game who never played hockey, this guy can score" But none of this has done anything to make William enjoy his time in Bratislava.
 
So much so that he flies out after home games and stays in cities like Moscow, Russia a place where he says "I should be and not in that shit-hole Bratislava" also staying in Munich, Budapest and Prague because they are "far superior to Bratislava" and that "Bratislava is not worthy to host a homeless man let alone the rightful king of England. Management needs to grow fucking balls and fucking bench me, hell even release me. I don't want to be here, I will refuse to come back here if they draft me. These guys suck as a team besides some guys like Hammy. The management is ridiculously okay with sucking balls. Well... the GM is okay with it the co-gm is okay I guess..."

With the NHL coming out basically saying “hey players do coke and we actually don't really care about it” It makes you think what do professional leagues really hide from the media to keep their image in the good not the bad. But what really is bad media?
 

 
 
 
A player hitting someone and getting suspended? No that's good because it's the league laying down the fucking law! For bad media we look no further then the NFL.
 

 
We have names like OJ Simpson who brutally murdered his ex and her friend but then got away with it... Well before he decided to think he was above the law and he was going to steal shit back while holding a gun. In my book and everyone else that is armed robbery. OJ got 33 years for that but can be out as early as 2017. OJ was a huge star and when this all happened the league was shocked. Well now live in a age where Ricky Williams retires from the NFL because of weed use and goes to the CFL. Players beat their kids and wives and that not mentioning the two biggest stories in the last ten to fifteen years. Micheal Vick ran a dog fighting ring, killed dogs and was convicted. But yet he is still in the league and all is forgiven.
 

 
Then there is Arron Hernandez who killed a football player for no good reason and may have killed two others. At least he will never be released, because if he was the NFL would forgive him. The truth is that the NFL is filled with people with questionable upbringings still trying to do what they did before they got paid the big bucks to play football.
 
 
 
So what is bad media? One would say “That's the NFL” to the things I just brought up. The NHL have had names like Sean Avery who would say outrageous things on camera and do outrageous things on the ice. Avery now not in the league was just arrested for numerous chargers.
 

 
Then you have Todd Bertuzzi who basically wanted to kill Steve Moore. He rammed his head into the ice to end his career and maybe his life. Todd may say he didn't want to but come on he rammed Steve's head into the ice. What did he think would happen? That it would be a soft hit and Steve would skate away? Come on Todd we aren't as stupid as you... well some of us might be. Raffi Torres gets 41 games for targeting the head of Jakob Silfverberg...but... he does have a history of this shit. So why in the hell is he serving more time then Bertuzzi for breaking Moores neck? All of these might fall under the “bad media” category. The who Bertuzzi saga continued for years because lawsuits. Then there are the many lockouts that casts a shadow on the league. But once again people might say that the league does it to themselves. They have Bettman running the league, a man that is widely hated by players and fans. So what can you really expect?
 
 
 

 
Then we have the VHL. Things happen without most people knowing. The whole “Fives a crowd” incident where I said things that most people were mad about. I actually am shocked that I wasn't “Permabanned” or as some might say “Ban hammered” for those remarks. Ive had players like Robin Banks that was a bank robber. Xavier Martinez who was a Mexican drug cartel leader. Now comes Sir William Covington III who has admitted to selling mass quantities of cocaine and to owning hookers. Those are just some of my players with issues. I am the first to admit that I should have been banned for some of the shit that I have said over the years. Hell even in my last come back where I mocked people about suicide and shit like that. Am I the worst of the worst in the VHL? I don't know and I don't really care. I am only using myself as the example because I know first hand of what I have done... AND IT WAS EPIC! Do I feel bad for all the shit I have done and said over the years? HELL NO! That's not me, to feel bad you show weakness. Maybe that is why these leagues and players don't really openly say sorry. Because they do not want to admit fault and show weakness.
 
There are many other cases that are not related to me. But the question keeps being brought up, why do the leagues allow this type of behaviour? Why keep allowing these thugs and “hoodlums” into the leagues? Well the simple answer is that it creates publicity for the league. Be it good or bad they don't care. Any publicity is good because it keeps talking about the league which makes people pay attention. Maybe we should adapt Mr. Mackey's great saying when it comes to dealing with bad publicity.
 

Name: Sir William Covington III
Position: Centre
Age: 20
Height: 6'3
Weight: 222lbs
Handness: Right
Hometown: Las Vegas, NV
 
Sir William Covington III is a rookie in all senses of the word “Rookie” He played his first game of hockey as a “publicity stunt” for the MGM Grand Casino. Then trained with some of the NHL's best recent and past players. William does not have any “in game” experience unless you considered the game at the MGM an actual game. William sure knows how to build up hype around anything that he does so if his VHL career will be anything it will be a “publicity stunt”. For a man that claims to be the rightful king of England it will be very hard for him to top that headline with a hockey career of all things.
 

 
PROS
What can you say about a man that is doing this as a joke? To pass time before taking the throne? Doe he have any pros? I will attempt to come up with some in hopes to make him look slightly good. But I fear that is fighting a uphill battle.
 
Large Frame: Dude is 6'3, 222 pounds to say that he is a monster is an understatement. If and when this monster figures out how to us his big frame to his advantage he can be a deadly threat. If William wants to be a true King he will probably have to develop into a two way centre, because he will have to lead by example, go into the corners and fight for the puck.
 
Leadership: If anything this guy is one good leader, he maybe an asshole in all meanings of the phrase but he sure knows how to lead. He has a large entourage that would follow him into battle anywhere. Wither it be at a club, war or anything. They are willing to die for the “soon to be” King. To get people to be willing to lay their lives down for him, he has to have some leadership skills.
 
Strength: Dude is jacked, he is big and strong. He works out everyday for four hours, he is proud that he has six percent body fat. In games after figures out the fundamentals of hockey in general he will be hard to knock over, out of position, because even if you run into him he will knock you over and look down at you and call you a unworthy peasant. Also William sure loves to fight in public, when he and his entourage go to a bar people get sent to the hospital. Which can help on the ice, when his team needs a boost William can give it to them with his fists.
 
Willing to learn: It may not be a huge “pro” but William is willing to learn the game of hockey. He may lack any experience, but he paid lots of money to get trained by current and past stars. All of whom have said that William may not be anything right now, but if he keeps at it and training like he is right now he can be a “pretty good” player.
 
CONS
 
Lack of any experience: Dude has played in one game of hockey in whole life. It wasn't even a competitive game. It was a “publicity stunt”. There is no word about how many times he fell on his ass but if I had to guess it had to have been a few times. How can William think he can play professional hockey with no hockey experience? How can he expect any team to think he is worthy of using a pick on him?
Too much distraction: Dude calls himself the rightful King of England. He makes it known everywhere he goes. Which means on the ice and at the rink this will follow him everywhere. Which at times can be a good thing, but mostly is a bad thing because it will take away from the team. It maybe good when the team is sucking, but when the team wants to be noticed for something they will always be overshadowed by “The King” and his sideshow
 
Self management: With offers from top agents in the business one would think that he would pick one that can spin his BS and make him look good to get the big bucks from teams. But no William has announced that he will not have an agent because “no one deserves to be the agent of a King” once again this can be a huge distraction.
 
Sense of entitlement: It could be taken either way with him. The dude says he is the King of England even though we all know he is not. He keeps insisting that he is and he will fight to become king till his dying breath. So if he took that approach to hockey he may soon want to be the best which is a good thing because he will train hard... BUT! It might go to his head quick , thinking that he is better then most which skyrockets his contract demands and since he is self managed that can be a huge issue.
 
All in all it is very early in his hockey career to make a judgement but the cons outweigh the pros but mountains. If William trains and puts forward a real effort, maybe just maybe William can be more than a career VHLM player.

Name: Sir William Covington III
Position: Centre
Age: 20
Height: 6'3
Weight: 222lbs
Handness: Right
Hometown: Las Vegas, NV
 
Sir William Covington III is a rookie in all senses of the word “Rookie” He played his first game of hockey as a “publicity stunt” for the MGM Grand Casino. Then trained with some of the NHL's best recent and past players. William does not have any “in game” experience unless you considered the game at the MGM an actual game. William sure knows how to build up hype around anything that he does so if his VHL career will be anything it will be a “publicity stunt”. For a man that claims to be the rightful king of England it will be very hard for him to top that headline with a hockey career of all things.
 

 
PROS
What can you say about a man that is doing this as a joke? To pass time before taking the throne? Doe he have any pros? I will attempt to come up with some in hopes to make him look slightly good. But I fear that is fighting a uphill battle.
 
Large Frame: Dude is 6'3, 222 pounds to say that he is a monster is an understatement. If and when this monster figures out how to us his big frame to his advantage he can be a deadly threat. If William wants to be a true King he will probably have to develop into a two way centre, because he will have to lead by example, go into the corners and fight for the puck.
 
Leadership: If anything this guy is one good leader, he maybe an asshole in all meanings of the phrase but he sure knows how to lead. He has a large entourage that would follow him into battle anywhere. Wither it be at a club, war or anything. They are willing to die for the “soon to be” King. To get people to be willing to lay their lives down for him, he has to have some leadership skills.
 
Strength: Dude is jacked, he is big and strong. He works out everyday for four hours, he is proud that he has six percent body fat. In games after figures out the fundamentals of hockey in general he will be hard to knock over, out of position, because even if you run into him he will knock you over and look down at you and call you a unworthy peasant. Also William sure loves to fight in public, when he and his entourage go to a bar people get sent to the hospital. Which can help on the ice, when his team needs a boost William can give it to them with his fists.
 
Willing to learn: It may not be a huge “pro” but William is willing to learn the game of hockey. He may lack any experience, but he paid lots of money to get trained by current and past stars. All of whom have said that William may not be anything right now, but if he keeps at it and training like he is right now he can be a “pretty good” player.
 
CONS
 
Lack of any experience: Dude has played in one game of hockey in whole life. It wasn't even a competitive game. It was a “publicity stunt”. There is no word about how many times he fell on his ass but if I had to guess it had to have been a few times. How can William think he can play professional hockey with no hockey experience? How can he expect any team to think he is worthy of using a pick on him?
Too much distraction: Dude calls himself the rightful King of England. He makes it known everywhere he goes. Which means on the ice and at the rink this will follow him everywhere. Which at times can be a good thing, but mostly is a bad thing because it will take away from the team. It maybe good when the team is sucking, but when the team wants to be noticed for something they will always be overshadowed by “The King” and his sideshow
 
Self management: With offers from top agents in the business one would think that he would pick one that can spin his BS and make him look good to get the big bucks from teams. But no William has announced that he will not have an agent because “no one deserves to be the agent of a King” once again this can be a huge distraction.
 
Sense of entitlement: It could be taken either way with him. The dude says he is the King of England even though we all know he is not. He keeps insisting that he is and he will fight to become king till his dying breath. So if he took that approach to hockey he may soon want to be the best which is a good thing because he will train hard... BUT! It might go to his head quick , thinking that he is better then most which skyrockets his contract demands and since he is self managed that can be a huge issue.
 
All in all it is very early in his hockey career to make a judgement but the cons outweigh the pros but mountains. If William trains and puts forward a real effort, maybe just maybe William can be more than a career VHLM player.

An apology from Robbie Zimmers? WHAT? NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Actually yes it's true, I Robbie Zimmers am sorry for one thing. That thing is that I attacked some legend in the recruit thread. I shouldn't involve new members in this. I truly believe how some of the people that run this "league"  are dealing with me will drive away more new members then what I am saying. You little kids are what new people look up to when joining and seeing what you are responding to me just screams "WAAAAAAA I can't deal with him" and "What he is doing is working so we will host a ripping party while we suspend him" So continue to do it guys, continue to make the league look bad with how you react to me. Just know I have won this long time ago, everything since my victory is just icing on the cake.
 
But before I end this post, I will give my word that I will not involve any new member in any attacks unless one asks for it.  Oh and continuing to edit my profile and such really shows your maturity... shows the members what kind of little kids run this league. Keep up the good work

I totally agree... Jardy