Smarch

If I get high will you read the books to me like the time Homer got high and Ned read him the Bible. 

good move

The Winnipeg Jets are far from a real team, they just play one. 

I'd go to Vasteras, but unfortunately I am stuck in a bigger shit hole right now. 

I'd go to Vasteras, but unfortunately I am stuck in a bigger shit hole right now. 

I'd go to Vasteras, but unfortunately I am stuck in a bigger shit hole right now. 

Oslo claims Mikaelson 
Ottawa claims Ruutu
Turku claims Caprivi

VHL Leaders
 
With the trade deadline being announced this evening by legendary VHL Commissioner Jardy Bunclewirth, VHL players and teams are starting to feel the crunch. With just  twenty-six games remaining on the season, today we’ll look at the league leaders and who might possibly be in that position at the end of the season.
 
Goals:
 

 
Odin Tordahl had a slow start to his sixth season in the VHL, but it seems as though the Norwegian powerhouse is back in form. Tordahl leads the league with thirty-four goals in forty-six games this season, leading Karsten Olsen, David Collier, and Niklas Lindberg currently by two goals. Tordahl was moved to the Americans second line this season to help balance the scoring between all six forwards in New York, which helped lead to the slow start Tordahl experienced early on but Tordahl seems to be on a mission now. With an easier schedule ahead for the Americans look for Tordahl’s name on the Kevin Brooks’ trophy come seasons’ end.
 
Assists:
 

 
Karsten Olsen has really found his game this season for the Seattle Bears, leading the way in assists in the VHL with forty-six in forty-six games this season. The amazing assist per game pace has helped the Bears settle into second place in the North American conference. Like Tordahl Olsen has been in the VHL for six seasons now, so the savvy veteran is proving he understands what it takes to compete at this age in the VHL. With his monster season this year, Olsen is justifying those in the Bears organization right when they decided to select him second overall way back in the Season 33 VHL Entry draft. Olsen currently has the assist lead over Americans defenseman Conner Low, but look for Olsen to walk away with the Beketov trophy at the conclusion of Season Thirty-Nine.
 
Points:
 

 
Once again Karsten Olsen has his name at the top of a VHL leaders list, and this time it’s quite a huge accomplishment. Olsen who entered the league as a defenseman at the time of the draft, has really grown as a player in his six seasons with Seattle, going through the ups and downs of being a professional athlete. Olsen has been close to a point per game player since entering the league, but this season he has stepped but his game to a new level, trying to lead the Bears on and off the ice. Olsen will face some stiff competition all season long from Odin Tordahl for the Szatkowski trophy, but i have a feeling this season belongs to Oslen.
 
Save Percentage/Goals Against Average:
 


Lennox Moher has decided to finally quite all his critics around the hockey world but having the best year of his five year VHL career. Moher was a highly touted prospect that was taken first in the Season thirty-five VHL Entry draft by Davos, and while he has two cups to his name, his play really didn’t stand out as a reason why Davos has been so successful the past couple of seasons. Moher currently leads the league with a .928 save percentage and a 1.73 goals against average. If this continues the rest of the season look for Moher to run away with the Aiden Shaw trophy.
 
*I thought that part two of my ms series covered last week for a pt, but it didn't so this is for last week.*

I listen all the time btw. Also honored to be at the table with six other great people. 

I'M GOING TO COME AT YOU LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY, CHIP

I told a four year old I have never seen Frozen, so she gave me the DVD and told me to look at the pictures at the back, so know i got a good idea of the movie from those 5 pictures. 

I told a four year old I have never seen Frozen, so she gave me the DVD and told me to look at the pictures at the back, so know i got a good idea of the movie from those 5 pictures. 

Feel bad for family if reports are true... could never fathom taking own life.

No one gives two fucks about mother fuckers, haven't you learned that in life yet.
 
I tried to help last time and i can't do anything again, sorry bud!

Some of the worst members on this site come from BC
 
Frank Kendrick, 808, Kesler. Sandro, 
 
Some of the best members come from BC though as well 
 
Anderson

I don't have a hipstergram.  

Player Information
Username: Harumpf
Full Name: Oskars Harumpf
Position: Center
Age: 20
Handedness: Left
Recruited By: STZ

Player Attributes
Total Points Earned: 725

CK = Checking: 60
FG = Fighting: 40
DI = Discipline: 40
SK = Skating: 89 2/3
ST = Strength: 60
PH = Puck Handling: 87
FO = Face Offs: 81
PA = Passing: 87
SC = Scoring: 75
DF = Defense: 84
PS = Penalty Shot: 40
EX = Experience: 81
LD = Leadership: 40

Other
Jersey Number: 17
Height (inches): 5'5"
Weight (lbs.): 250
Birthplace: Middelfart, Denmark

Awards
S40 Oates Trophy - VHLM Leading Assists S40 Founder's Cup - VHLM Championship (BRT) Career Stats
VHL S41 (HSK) 72GP | 19G - 32A - 51P | +18 | 217SHT | 3GWG | 42PIM | 115HIT | 19SB | 55.9FO% S42 (HSK) 72GP | 22G - 41A - 63P | +4 | 229SHT | 4GWG | 12PIM | 36HIT | 37SB | 54.9FO% S43 (HSK) 72GP | 37G - 32A - 69P | -34 | 331SHT | 7GWG | 41PIM | 66HIT | 66SB | 56.5FO% S44 (DAV) 72GP | 28G - 48A - 76P | +26 | 315SHT | 4GWG | 78PIM | 247HIT | 30SB | 57.0FO% S45 (DAV) 72GP | 26G - 50A - 76P | +31 | 305SHT | 3GWG | 43PIM | 58HIT | 37SB | 60.2FO% S46 (DAV) 72GP | 29G - 36A - 65P | -14 | 371SHT | 6GWG | 109PIM | 222HIT | 41SB | 58.9FO% S47(DAV/HSK) 70GP | 11G - 41A - 52P | +2 | 224SHT | 4GWG | 52PIM | 81HIT | 25SB | 59.0FO% VHL PLAYOFFS S41(HSK) 11GP | 1G - 4A - 5P | +2 | 22SHT | 0GWG | 8PIM | 16HIT | 0SB | 42.4FO% S42(HSK) 7GP | 1G - 4A - 5P | -1 | 14SHT | 1GWG | 0PIM | 0HIT | 5SB | 44.7FO% S44(DAV) 7GP | 4G - 3A - 7P | +1 | 19SHT | 1GWG | 2PIM | 10HIT | 2SB | 50.2FO% S45(DAV) 9GP | 0G - 8A - 8P | +6 | 31SHT | 0GWG | 4PIM | 6HIT | 2SB | 51.3FO% S46(DAV) 9GP | 2G - 5A - 7P | 0 | 40SHT | 0GWG | 20PIM | 25HIT | 2SB | 47.9FO% Player Movement
 S40 VHLM - DRAFTED 4th OA BY BRATISLAVA WATCHMEN
 S40 VHL - DRAFTED 6th OA BY HELSINKI TITANS
 S43 VHL - TRADED FROM HELSINKI TITANS TO HC DAVOS DYNAMO
 S47 VHL - TRADED FROM HC DAVOS DYNAMO TO HELINKI TITANS

Past Players
 
 
 

cool beans

I think you miss understood my joke.. Ive been claiming a ton of players and have basically gone through a claim war with Yukon.. so i was messing around..
 
Free claim Probert

As it has not been 24 hours since Yukon's and Moscow's previous claims, you must clarify whether or not you drop those claims, as you can only have one active claim at a time.

Matt Bentley sucks.

"I'm Victor. Listen to me correct people about things."
 
100% accurate portrayal. Pretty sure you've said those exact words on multiple occasions.

"I'm Victor. Listen to me correct people about things."
 
100% accurate portrayal. Pretty sure you've said those exact words on multiple occasions.

Chicago is great is you wanna get murdered 

French bitches