JardyB10

Gross, a phone MS? Also where did you take up drinking? I’m concerned for you.

@Beketov @Devise I have summoned the folks who should be able to help you out! Or at least attempted to… Welcome to the league. I just noticed you’ve been here forever. So welcome back! I kind of remember Namestikov even

Holy shitballs this shook up NA. Huge day for New York and D.C! Very bad days for Calgary and LA. Absolute insanity.

To be fair, I’d predict less than half of my mishaps were drinking and bender related. But to be less fair, several definitely were!

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- Hot Fill summer has a naughty ring to it - So does telling your wife to suck it - I’ve been enjoying watching the NA playoff race. New York is definitely on the bubble though, I feel like LA is punching below their weight - I was surprised to come back to two new defensive trophies. Top DD seems like a silly, redundant award to me - I think VHLE will usually be the better bet to play in. The depreciation clock now doesn’t start until you reach the VHL, so if you spent 3-4 seasons in the lower tier leagues, you’d barely get depreciated at all - Acydburn is the other VHLE Commish - I think rules on inactives in the league will be one of the first things specified/adjusted once things get rolling Matoma is always good for a dope remix, haha

I like the idea of teams in South America and Asia! Also, I wish you were a bit louder on the mic, and the occasional moving/squeaking around was quieter.

Oh damn, HUGE wins for LA today, and New York sneaking that impossible win on Seattle was nearly just as big. Conversely, the Dragons had two extremely untimely losses, though fortunately for them New York and LA play tomorrow, so at least one of them will be taking a loss. Another big game against Calgary tomorrow though, this shit is getting REAL!

I have not heard this tale! Do you guys still text?

Miami Marauders Press Conference for week ending 6/13/21: 1. At the Half way point through the season! Where do you think Miami will finish this season? PP: Realistically, either DFL or second last. I'm just not good enough. I'm not the man everyone wants me to be. I truly am Poopy, not Paul. 2. How confident are you that Miami will be a playoff team next season? PP: If they trade me, I think the team will improve drastically next season. Even if Markov doesn't return, Stutzle is developing into an elite forward, and there will be a strong influx of players in the off-season. Maybe Miami can get a real defenceman in exchange for me 3. Which VHL team drafted you? If undrafted which team would you like to go to if you could decide? PP: With my performance, I'll probably remain undrafted. Scouts still insist I'll go in the Top 5, and recently the Seattle Bears expressed interest, but I don't know. I guess if I had to choose Davos would be pretty nice, I could go back to playing pond hockey, but with mountains... 4. Who has been the teams MVP half way through the season!? PP: Mikey Markov without a question. He's an offensive powerhouse. Though I gotta give credit to Em Em Flex for giving us a chance when he can. Get to know you questions. 5. Favourite city you’ve visited? That's tough to say, I've visited a lot o cool cities, and there was much to like about each of them! I'll make my life a little easier and hold the phrasing of this question strictly to CITIES and say one or all of Houston, Singapore, and Bangkok. 6. Waffles or Pancakes? The correct answer is actually French Toast.

*LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED* Keep that discretion up because I've got some prime ass editing in this 'sode. Also, here's the unofficial Part I. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Hecking-Podcast--Episode-3-The-VHLE-Part-II-e12k5nc Things happening this time: - Intro by @Phil - I discuss the sense in recording a podcast while driving in the rain - The VHLE Theme Week should have been next season - Bullying Beketov - North Battleford: Crime Town - I stop the rain and record the podcast like a normal human - Which teams will definitely be in the VHLE - Which teams maybe should be in the VHLE - BOG leaks? - VHLE Schedule? Actual mentions: @Phil @Beketov @Zetterberg Once again, special thanks to Phil for doing my new shtick of getting others to introduce my podcast. If you would like to be bestowed this honour in a couple weeks, DM me!

*LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED* This is the poorest quality podcast yet, also I recorded it over a week ago. It's a shame honestly, the content was almost interesting, but it was hampered by me juggling it while driving and constantly covering the microphone with my finger. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/The-Chodesode-7-Calgary-vs--D-C-e127m1d In this one I talk about: - My upcoming (now past) weekend - The VHL NA playoff race - Analyze the rosters of Calgary and D.C. and determine who is better, first by - Forwards then - Defence and finally - The Goalies Mentions: @Zetterberg (twice!) Technically everyone on the Calgary Wranglers and D.C. Dragons. I'm not going to tag you only because the quality gets so shoddy by the time I analyze your rosters. Oof.

I want the team in Byzantium instead.

Of course an all-time great has to be drafted in my storied 18th overall

I thought he was Irish for some reason…

@Quik may not listen, but since we’re sort of kin, both being tall, dark, and handsome (though he’s racially dark and I don’t actually know how tall he is) ‘91 boomers with Commish experience, I will speak on his and all of the VHL’s behalf: @Sonnet You’re a weeb and @fishy is a weeb enabler. ———- Yes, I’m a real one, you’re welcome. Honestly I really enjoyed this podcast, you two have a fun dynamic. I even laughed out loud at one point, though I don’t recall at what. Good job!

I can get airbag companies to sponsor me!

Hey guys, JardyB10 here. I am absolutely am from the Sahara. Additionally, in my multiplayer CK3 game my Bees dynasty originates from the county of Djanet. I’m here to tell you that it is feasible that you can find two cacti close enough together to put up a hammock, but you need to be mindful that cacti aren’t really that strong, so finding two cacti large and sturdy enough to support your soft shitty body. FHM of course stands for “For Him Magazine.” Or maybe “Franchise Hockey Manager”, who’s counting?

This is awesome, Albert! I’m really excited for you, I’ve heard good things about Budapest. One day I’ll make it out there and you can show me around and Eno can write a fanfic about that too. In general your story is kind of inspirational, honestly. You have an education degree and suddenly you have all these awesome job opportunities around the world that align with your interests and passions. Meanwhile I’m rattling my skeleton around every day on some dog shit road in the middle of Saskatchewan. Makes you think!

LawFul Good?

Busy weekend, and gotta lower that draft stock and temper expectations. Honestly a solid week all around! I do feel dumb for not posting a podcast I recorded on Thursday in time though

The Hounds are bad enough that even Peepants can score on them

Just let him get drunk with you you bastard! Kid’s gotta learn

Claiming 3/4 (Week ending June 6, 2021)