BOOM 8,723 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Jardy would be a great dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted September 16, 2014 Author Share Posted September 16, 2014 I suspect there is a story behind this? Anyways, intoxicated, on campus fun stuff Yes, I was using an expired condom. I kind of figured it didn't feel as lubricated as it should be, but I hadn't used that brand before so i didn't think much of it. Anyway, I finished in her (which I don't normally do even with condoms, but she was on top and it was 3:00am and I was lazy), and when I pulled out I realized I tore right through due to friction. So I immediately made her drive to the 24 hour Shoppers Drug Mart for morning-afters, because I was still a bit drunk. I can't be 100% at ease until her moon's blood. It sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 5,180 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Currently on the best high of my life. Ask me anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Ass guy or Tits guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 5,180 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Ass guy or Tits guy Ass. Definitely Nothing beats a huge round glossy behind. diamond_ace 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Intelligence or ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 5,180 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Intelligence or ass Ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 good answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Tortorella 2,653 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Would you rather date someone smarter or dumber than you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 5,180 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I'm currently dating someone smarter then me. It's working out pretty well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Would you rather date someone smarter or dumber than you? depends on what you consider dumb and not. I'm a bit stubborn so I want her to be commited. (Ok, not that much) But I don't want a strong character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I know girls who has a lot of sucess in schools but they are pretty dumb overall. So dunno what you consider dumb or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarch 3,142 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Well in my life experience there is two different kind of smarts, book smart and street smart and each bring their own identity to the table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,660 Posted September 17, 2014 Senior Admin Share Posted September 17, 2014 Yes, I was using an expired condom. I kind of figured it didn't feel as lubricated as it should be, but I hadn't used that brand before so i didn't think much of it. Anyway, I finished in her (which I don't normally do even with condoms, but she was on top and it was 3:00am and I was lazy), and when I pulled out I realized I tore right through due to friction. So I immediately made her drive to the 24 hour Shoppers Drug Mart for morning-afters, because I was still a bit drunk. I can't be 100% at ease until her moon's blood. It sucks. Shiiiiiiiit, thats going to be nerve-wracking couple of weeks (or however long). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho 917 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Jardy this is why you're supposed to practice on the farm animals first. JardyB10, Squinty and Tyler 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_ace 3,110 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 For me personally, intelligence is the single most important thing. If forced to enter into a relationship with one of the following (and honestly, if none of the above was an option I might take it, but it defeats my point): A: 10 intelligence, 3 appearance B: 10 appearance, 3 intelligence it would be A all day. Not even close. However, I understand that other people do not share this opinion. I'm actually happy that not everyone likes the same thing, because it gets all the hot idiots off the market and leaves my niche to me. If everyone liked the same thing, people would be forced to compromise more than they already do, because there are only so many people who fit a certain ideal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted September 19, 2014 Author Share Posted September 19, 2014 Shiiiiiiiit, thats going to be nerve-wracking couple of weeks (or however long). I got the good news today, actually! Which I'll admit is a little earlier than I would have liked, because I think it's still technically possible to get your period a few days after getting jizzed in and still be pregnant after. But the odds are still heavily in my favour so whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 For me personally, intelligence is the single most important thing. If forced to enter into a relationship with one of the following (and honestly, if none of the above was an option I might take it, but it defeats my point): A: 10 intelligence, 3 appearance B: 10 appearance, 3 intelligence it would be A all day. Not even close. However, I understand that other people do not share this opinion. I'm actually happy that not everyone likes the same thing, because it gets all the hot idiots off the market and leaves my niche to me. If everyone liked the same thing, people would be forced to compromise more than they already do, because there are only so many people who fit a certain ideal. For me its like, appearance: 6 intelligence: 4. or 5-5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 5,180 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I've got the munchies what food should I get? Also if you quit smoking cigarettes but started up smoking weed again does that count as quitting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Also if you quit smoking cigarettes but started up smoking weed again does that count as quitting? Yup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamond_ace 3,110 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I've got the munchies what food should I get? Also if you quit smoking cigarettes but started up smoking weed again does that count as quitting? I would say it does. Weed is actually less damaging medically than cigarettes. I'm sure there are those out there who would disagree (I'd assume Kendrick, what with the laws and all that, and I get that from a cop perspective) but as far as actual hindrance to your health, cigarettes are worse, so it's an improvement to switch to weed. Smarch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,660 Posted September 19, 2014 Senior Admin Share Posted September 19, 2014 I've got the munchies what food should I get? Also if you quit smoking cigarettes but started up smoking weed again does that count as quitting? chinese food always satisfies even the most extreme munchies for me...... and yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,660 Posted September 19, 2014 Senior Admin Share Posted September 19, 2014 I got the good news today, actually! Which I'll admit is a little earlier than I would have liked, because I think it's still technically possible to get your period a few days after getting jizzed in and still be pregnant after. But the odds are still heavily in my favour so whatever. Hahaha good to hear, may the odds be ever in your favour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarch 3,142 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I've got the munchies what food should I get? Also if you quit smoking cigarettes but started up smoking weed again does that count as quitting? Both have the same end effect tho, so in the end one isn't better then another, but DA put it perfectly in sense of what it is doing to you now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I've got the munchies what food should I get? CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH FRANK. How many times am I going to have to tell you this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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