Las Vegas Aces Press Conference

[Biggreen10 20]

7 hours ago, .sniffuM said:

6/8-6/14

 

1. Unfortunately Proto has decided to step down from the GM post for the team, but we all know how much he meant to this team. Do you have any words of appreciation for Proto?

 

Proto really got me going on the team and in the league, I owe a lot to him.

2. Spartan has taken up the mantle of Las Vegas GM. Do you have any words of encouragement for our new leader?

 

Don't mess with success. We look really good right now, and the most important thing is to keep that rolling.

3. Smack dab in the middle of the season, we remain among the best teams in the league with 57 points. What can we do to maintain this momentum pushing forward?

 

Keep playing smart. Good lines, good TPE accumulation will yield W's.

4. What are some goals you have to make the second half of your season even better than the first half?

 

I'm focusing on using my size more effectively in goal, finding ways to make saves without expending energy.

5. What are you looking forward to doing the most as quarantine restrictions are moving towards lifting?

 

Playing some cards with my friends. It's been too long since we've gotten to share a beer in person.

6. If you had the chance to bring a new team to the VHLM, where would you want them to play and why?

Buffalo, NY. Great hockey town, and that area of the country is underrepresented in the league.

 

[SuicidalNomad 3]

1. Unfortunately Proto has decided to step down from the GM post for the team, but we all know how much he meant to this team. Do you have any words of appreciation for Proto?

 

That was quick. Um...He got the ball rollin', and I'm thankful for that at least.

2. Spartan has taken up the mantle of Las Vegas GM. Do you have any words of encouragement for our new leader?

 

Yeah: Don't freakin' blow it.

3. Smack dab in the middle of the season, we remain among the best teams in the league with 57 points. What can we do to maintain this momentum pushing forward?

 

We keep doing what we've been doing. It's worked for us so far. At some point, however, I'd like to see all of us take it to the next level.

4. What are some goals you have to make the second half of your season even better than the first half?

 

Check more schmucks, give zero f***s.

5. What are you looking forward to doing the most as quarantine restrictions are moving towards lifting?

 

Personally, I'm just looking forward to going out more. Part of the fun of this job is we get to travel, and I do the same on my off time. So really just getting out and seeing different places, being able to take it all in, that kind of thing.

6. If you had the chance to bring a new team to the VHLM, where would you want them to play and why?

 

Saturn. Dude, playing on Saturn's icy rings would be dope!

[IamMOOSE 361]

1. Unfortunately Proto has decided to step down from the GM post for the team, but we all know how much he meant to this team. Do you have any words of appreciation for Proto?

 

King: “While I wasn’t fortunate enough to interact or play with/under Proto as a Player/GM, I hope nothing but the best for Proto and his future endeavors. Sometimes a change of scenery is exactly what you need and that’s the mindset Vegas needs going forward.”

 

2. Spartan has taken up the mantle of Las Vegas GM. Do you have any words of encouragement for our new leader?

 

King: “Well, as the GM that brought me in, I’m happy to be apart of this great organization. I think Spartan has a eye on winning and he has a lot of potential as a top GM in the VHLM.” 

 

3. Smack dab in the middle of the season, we remain among the best teams in the league with 57 points. What can we do to maintain this momentum pushing forward?

 

King: “I’m a little biased to say that added depth down the middle is vital to our success. Beyond that, interacting with teammates, building chemistry, the fundamentals will be what carry us through the final half of the season.”

 

4. What are some goals you have to make the second half of your season even better than the first half?

 

King: “As a team we need to focus on maintaining our game and improving down the middle. My role on the team is to provide that strong presence. Personally, I want to showcase my skills at 5-on-5 and earn some PK time.”

 

5. What are you looking forward to doing the most as quarantine restrictions are moving towards lifting?

 

Moose: Going back to work strangely enough. I was a casualty of the stay-at-home cuts and furloughs so I’m eager to get back to getting a check.

 

6. If you had the chance to bring a new team to the VHLM, where would you want them to play and why?

 

Moose: Detroit. It feels wrong to not have a Detroit based team in any sport, regardless of whether they’re any good. lol

[Spartan 4,531]

9 hours ago, twists said:

1. Do you guys think @Spartan is doing a good job as GM? Blink twice if you are being held at gunpoint.

2. VHL's Pride month is in full swing now. What do you think of the logos for the various teams?

3. We raised an incredible amount of money for our BLM charity drive. How do you feel about the charities chosen to receive the money?

4. What are your goals for the team as we near the playoffs?

5. Have you used our wonderful in-house casino? If not, why haven't you gambled away all of your salary back to the team...erm I mean won?

6. Have you talked to our new AGM twists? If not leave a friendly hello!

1. We're not crashing and burning, so I expect the gas from everyone here

2. Love the movement and massive props to @Poptart for the work done on creating a large amount of these logos!

3. I think that they're going to worthy causes, and it's important to not let this be a one and done conversation. These are topics that need to continue to be discussed.

4. Win, win, and win some more. We've got a great group, so I'm looking forward to seeing what damage we can do to establish ourselves as major contenders.

5. Probably shouldn't look into my history in that casino lol

6. Do I really need to answer this one lol.....I hate twists with a burning passion. He was picked before me in the S72 VHL draft smh.

Edited June 15, 2020 by Spartan

[IamMOOSE 361]

1. Do you guys think @Spartan is doing a good job as GM? Blink twice if you are being held at gunpoint.

 

King: "I think Spartan has done an admirable job at the helm of the Aces. It's a tough position to bring together pieces from a previous regime while instilling your own blueprint on the team but he's done a good job thus far. We're expected to contend this season and that's in large part thanks to the moves Chief [has] made throughout the campaign."

 

2. VHL's Pride month is in full swing now. What do you think of the logos for the various teams?

 

King: "Big shoutout to @Poptart for some of the excellent work on logos. It's no secret where the world currently sits and it's great to see so many people coming together. It's been personally affecting to see how Pride month has effected the lives of friends and family and anything that furthers that cause is outstanding."

 

3. We raised an incredible amount of money for our BLM charity drive. How do you feel about the charities chosen to receive the money?

 

King: "To echo previous statements, it's no secret where the world currently sits. While I don't choose this platform to take stance on any particular events currently in the news I am tremendously proud to be in a league and with a team that is so inclusive and represents the values and morality of human kind and human kindness. It's an incredible feat for any league to set aside hard earn monetary gains to help stimulate change on a global scale. While I haven't personally researched some of the foundations receiving donations I can take comfort in the brilliant minds of the VHL/VHLM that this money is going exactly where it should. I'm proud of everyone."

 

4. What are your goals for the team as we near the playoffs?

 

King: "To pick up on an earlier question, I expect us to contend for the Founder's Cup. I think we have the pieces to go deep into the playoffs and expect the stellar play we've gotten all season long to escalate into the postseason. Everyone needs to do their part. I can't and won't speak to the goals and mindsets of my teammates, I will say that my performance starts with me. While I haven't yet hit the scoresheet I have to continue to do the right things and be in the right places for us to succeed. At the end of the day there are two teams ahead of us in the standings and once playoff time comes anyone can make a run. My job is to facilitate the Aces on that run, whatever my role may be."

 

5. Have you used our wonderful in-house casino? If not, why haven't you gambled away all of your salary back to the team...erm I mean won?

 

King: "No *laughing*, I haven't had a chance to double or triple my salary yet. I can't speak to others' success in the casino but I've heard some horror stories in the lockeroom."

 

6. Have you talked to our new AGM twists? If not leave a friendly hello!

 

King: "I have not had the chance to have a one-on-one conversation with Twists as of yet. Definitely excited to see what our new AGM brings to the table."

[Biggreen10 20]

10 hours ago, twists said:

1. Do you guys think @Spartan is doing a good job as GM? Blink twice if you are being held at gunpoint.

So far things are going well. I think overall Spartan has kept to the script that was working.

 

2. VHL's Pride month is in full swing now. What do you think of the logos for the various teams?

It's great to see the creativity of league members come out for a great cause.

 

3. We raised an incredible amount of money for our BLM charity drive. How do you feel about the charities chosen to receive the money?

I missed what they are, but trust the brain trust at the top to pick well.

 

4. What are your goals for the team as we near the playoffs?

Take our momentum into as strong a seeding as possible.

 

5. Have you used our wonderful in-house casino? If not, why haven't you gambled away all of your salary back to the team...erm I mean won?

I play here and there, but VHLM salaries aren't infinite!

 

6. Have you talked to our new AGM twists? If not leave a friendly hello!

Can't wait to meet you and see how you fit into the machine!

 

[G_Rush 64]

12 hours ago, twists said:

1. Do you guys think @Spartan is doing a good job as GM? Blink twice if you are being held at gunpoint.

 

2. VHL's Pride month is in full swing now. What do you think of the logos for the various teams?

 

3. We raised an incredible amount of money for our BLM charity drive. How do you feel about the charities chosen to receive the money?

 

4. What are your goals for the team as we near the playoffs?

 

5. Have you used our wonderful in-house casino? If not, why haven't you gambled away all of your salary back to the team...erm I mean won?

 

6. Have you talked to our new AGM twists? If not leave a friendly hello!

1) He’s doing a fine job so far. 
2) It looks fine I guess. 
3) They dud a good job raising the money to help BLM. 

4) I just want to help us win games. 
5) I don’t really waste my money on gambling. 
6) No, and Hello to Twists. 

[InstantRockstar 1,247]

1. Do you guys think @Spartan is doing a good job as GM? Blink twice if you are being held at gunpoint.

- I am new *blink blink*, not too sure how good or bad of a job he's doing, but I guess I'll learn. LVA is high up in the standings so I mean something is being done right haha. 

 

2. VHL's Pride month is in full swing now. What do you think of the logos for the various teams?

- Honestly love them, they look great. I am really happy that the league chose to stand in solidarity for the cause and it's awesome to see all the neat logo concepts. 

 

3. We raised an incredible amount of money for our BLM charity drive. How do you feel about the charities chosen to receive the money?

- Again really impressed and really happy about it. The money raised just blew me away, and the charities chosen are exceptional. 

 

4. What are your goals for the team as we near the playoffs?

- I am going to be a late bloomer, so with that being said, I am just going to work my ass off to make sure my player is compliant and good to go come playoffs, where I will make the most impact. 

 

5. Have you used our wonderful in-house casino? If not, why haven't you gambled away all of your salary back to the team...erm I mean won?

- I am an addict, don't let me go there man! 

 

6. Have you talked to our new AGM twists? If not leave a friendly hello!

- I have not yet, I will make sure to drop a friendly hello! 

[SweatyBeaver 132]

1. Do you guys think Spartan is doing a good job as GM? Blink twice if you are being held at gunpoint.

   *Blinks three times*

2. VHL's Pride month is in full swing now. What do you think of the logos for the various teams?

   They are pretty cool, In Belgium we don't celebrate things like this...rainbow colors usually represent the celebration of a man making it to 100 years old so I was very confused at first

 

3. We raised an incredible amount of money for our BLM charity drive. How do you feel about the charities chosen to receive the money?

   It is cool to see the community come together to support something that really matters

 

4. What are your goals for the team as we near the playoffs?

   I think we can challenge for the cup and I want to do my part to be sure we make it all the way

 

5. Have you used our wonderful in-house casino? If not, why haven't you gambled away all of your salary back to the team...erm I mean won?

   You see.....I could spend money in the casino however I have a crippling alcohol problem so that is where my money goes

 

6. Have you talked to our new AGM twists? If not leave a friendly hello!

   In Belgium gnomes are creatures of Satan...I do not trust anyone who chooses to look like on of Satan's loyal followers

[BladeMaiden 1,807]

16 hours ago, twists said:

1. Do you guys think @Spartan is doing a good job as GM? Blink twice if you are being held at gunpoint.

 

2. VHL's Pride month is in full swing now. What do you think of the logos for the various teams?

 

3. We raised an incredible amount of money for our BLM charity drive. How do you feel about the charities chosen to receive the money?

 

4. What are your goals for the team as we near the playoffs?

 

5. Have you used our wonderful in-house casino? If not, why haven't you gambled away all of your salary back to the team...erm I mean won?

 

6. Have you talked to our new AGM twists? If not leave a friendly hello!

 

1.) If anything i am holding him hostage with @Renomitsu and @fonziGG...anyone blinks and they get it  (squints menacingly) and by it I mean a hug

2.) Sign me up for anything that has glitter and rainbows, i am here and loving it

3.) It is nice that we could give to both the USA and Canada since they are the main places our users come from. I hope that the money helps the situation.

4.)Lets take this all the way.

5.)I have not, the biggest gamble i am willing to make is on @Spartan as a GM

6.) Hi again Twists, with a name like that you must be a good dancer. you should show the whole team how to shake it down so we have moves for when we win

 

[fishy 1,757]

21 hours ago, twists said:

1. Do you guys think @Spartan is doing a good job as GM? Blink twice if you are being held at gunpoint.

 

2. VHL's Pride month is in full swing now. What do you think of the logos for the various teams?

 

3. We raised an incredible amount of money for our BLM charity drive. How do you feel about the charities chosen to receive the money?

 

4. What are your goals for the team as we near the playoffs?

 

5. Have you used our wonderful in-house casino? If not, why haven't you gambled away all of your salary back to the team...erm I mean won?

 

6. Have you talked to our new AGM twists? If not leave a friendly hello!

1. He's doing great. I'm seeing the effort he's putting into the team both as the GM and as a player, and I have no doubt that it'll pay off.

2. Glad to see that pride month is being acknowledged by the community. It goes a long way. 

3. I don't know much about the Canadian organization, but I am really glad that they decided to divide the donations between the two countries. Really great idea, and big kudos.

4. To have fun winning. (I guess I'll support having fun while losing, but it's way easier to have fun while you win)

5. I haven't used it because I don't like losing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish that were a joke

6. I have not, but I support that he jumped right into the LVA discord and started wreaking casual havoc. Also, shoutout to @.sniffuM for the new bug emotes in honor of our new AGM

[ThePerfectNut 563]

1. Do you guys think @Spartan is doing a good job as GM? Blink twice if you are being held at gunpoint.

I just got here so I have no comments on that right now. I know he is a really fair and understanding GM at the moment.

 

2. VHL's Pride month is in full swing now. What do you think of the logos for the various teams?

I really love it and it gives a change for once.

 

3. We raised an incredible amount of money for our BLM charity drive. How do you feel about the charities chosen to receive the money?

I am a black men and I am truly hapyy that a website like this got more heart and humanity than some others. You guys are really great.

 

4. What are your goals for the team as we near the playoffs?

I just got signed here. I just hope that I get carried to a cup ahahaha.

 

5. Have you used our wonderful in-house casino? If not, why haven't you gambled away all of your salary back to the team...erm I mean won?

Betting is never a good idea xD.

 

6. Have you talked to our new AGM twists? If not leave a friendly hello!

Hello twists. It will probably be short, but I am glad to be apart of your team and I hoe you do great as an AGM.

[Renomitsu 934]

1. Do you guys think Spartan is doing a good job as GM? Blink twice if you are being held at gunpoint.

*blink* Yes, I think Spartan is doing a wonderful job as GM. Venus @BladeMaiden and I definitely were not forced to come here. *blink*

 

2. VHL's Pride month is in full swing now. What do you think of the logos for the various teams?

I like the aesthetics of some moreso than others, but I think they're all a wonderful way to represent and make public our acceptance of the LGBTQ community.

 

3. We raised an incredible amount of money for our BLM charity drive. How do you feel about the charities chosen to receive the money?

No complaints here. I donated what I did because I believed in the cause.

 

4. What are your goals for the team as we near the playoffs?

Uh... I guess play some time on the ice and be a positive contributor? I'm hoping we can reach the absolute top of the top without too many hiccups.

 

5. Have you used our wonderful in-house casino? If not, why haven't you gambled away all of your salary back to the team...erm I mean won?

No, I'm a good little hockey player and don't mess with the big bad casino.

 

6. Have you talked to our new AGM twists? If not leave a friendly hello!

He's being oppressed! DOWN WITH MANAGEMENT! RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE! twists must be protected!

[fonziGG 1,071]

1. Do you guys think @Spartan is doing a good job as GM? Blink twice if you are being held at gunpoint.

 

2. VHL's Pride month is in full swing now. What do you think of the logos for the various teams?

I love them all. Brilliant way for the league to show support!

 

3. We raised an incredible amount of money for our BLM charity drive. How do you feel about the charities chosen to receive the money?

I think it's a great thing the community has done.

 

4. What are your goals for the team as we near the playoffs?

I hope to be a great depth piece.

 

5. Have you used our wonderful in-house casino? If not, why haven't you gambled away all of your salary back to the team...erm I mean won?

Hookers and blow is a better way to lose your money

 

6. Have you talked to our new AGM twists? If not leave a friendly hello!

I have a few times. Twists is an awesome AGM.

[Da Trifecta 1,902]

On 6/15/2020 at 12:04 AM, twists said:

1. Do you guys think @Spartan is doing a good job as GM? Blink twice if you are being held at gunpoint.

 

2. VHL's Pride month is in full swing now. What do you think of the logos for the various teams?

 

3. We raised an incredible amount of money for our BLM charity drive. How do you feel about the charities chosen to receive the money?

 

4. What are your goals for the team as we near the playoffs?

 

5. Have you used our wonderful in-house casino? If not, why haven't you gambled away all of your salary back to the team...erm I mean won?

 

6. Have you talked to our new AGM twists? If not leave a friendly hello!

 

1. Blink Blink

2. I hate rainbows

3. Nice

4. To win

5. Nah

6. He sucks

Edited June 21, 2020 by Da Trifecta

[BladeMaiden 1,807]

Hey Aces, Venus here with some fun questions to help spice up the boring monotony of VHL life Pick 6

• On average, how many times a week do you hurt yourself trying to dance in the shower? When You Dance In the Team shower are you dancing alone? Or is it a team effort?
• What’s the most money you’ve ever drunkenly spent at McDonald’s? What did you get?
• On a scale of 1 to 10, how intolerable do you find players that post their entire lives on their insta ?
• How many bowls of cereal do you eat every single day and why aren’t you eating more?
• Who on your team would you let punch you directly in the face no questions asked?
• How many days have you gone without showering? Did people notice?
• How old were you when you realized Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny probably never actually knew one another in real life?
• Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth? Are you trying to now? lol

 

Much love

Venus Thightrap, 3rd Line C

[fonziGG 1,071]

2 hours ago, BladeMaiden said:

• On average, how many times a week do you hurt yourself trying to dance in the shower? When You Dance In the Team shower are you dancing alone? Or is it a team effort?
• What’s the most money you’ve ever drunkenly spent at McDonald’s? What did you get?
• On a scale of 1 to 10, how intolerable do you find players that post their entire lives on their insta ?
• How many bowls of cereal do you eat every single day and why aren’t you eating more?
• Who on your team would you let punch you directly in the face no questions asked?
• How many days have you gone without showering? Did people notice?
• How old were you when you realized Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny probably never actually knew one another in real life?
• Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth? Are you trying to now? lol

I'm going to answer all of them because im drunk

 

1. I have never hurt myself in the shower when it comes to the dancing capacity. I'm never alone when we're in the team shower when it comes to dancing. The group knows how to party.
2. $42 but it was the first time i've ever got drunk. ordered a ridiculous amount of nuggies that night.
3. 8. I don't care tbh.
4. 1 because I'm a lazy man.
5. Probably Trifecta. IDK why either.
6. 2 days. I can't do more then 2 days.
7. Wait they don't?
8. No bruh I'd break my teeth. I ain't about to even attempt.

[Spartan 4,531]

3 hours ago, BladeMaiden said:

Hey Aces, Venus here with some fun questions to help spice up the boring monotony of VHL life Pick 6

• On average, how many times a week do you hurt yourself trying to dance in the shower? When You Dance In the Team shower are you dancing alone? Or is it a team effort?
• What’s the most money you’ve ever drunkenly spent at McDonald’s? What did you get?
• On a scale of 1 to 10, how intolerable do you find players that post their entire lives on their insta ?
• How many bowls of cereal do you eat every single day and why aren’t you eating more?
• Who on your team would you let punch you directly in the face no questions asked?
• How many days have you gone without showering? Did people notice?
• How old were you when you realized Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny probably never actually knew one another in real life?
• Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth? Are you trying to now? lol

 

Much love

Venus Thightrap, 3rd Line C

1. I don't dance. That is all.

2. I think it was 30 bucks on nuggs 

3. Tbh I don't care, it's their life, I'll u follow them if I find it annoying.

4. People eat food in the mornings???

5. @fishy because she's done it before and it doesn't hurt lol

6. 5 days and no, since I wasn't around people

7. Listen, I'm still holding out hope ok.

8.  .....no

[Renomitsu 934]

On average, how many times a week do you hurt yourself trying to dance in the shower? When you dance in the team shower are you dancing alone? Or is it a team effort?

Hurt myself? Maybe once every few weeks! I'm definitely the more reserved dancer of the two of us.

 

On a scale of 1 to 10, how intolerable do you find players that post their entire lives on their insta?

Hey, what they do in their free time doesn't hurt me! But if they're buying a meal from a restaurant just to take a picture of it and throw it away or pose for two seconds with a political sign for two seconds and then go home? That's like an 8/10.

 

How many bowls of cereal do you eat every single day and why aren’t you eating more?

Like a half a bowl because Venus keeps stealing all of my Lucky Charms from right under my nose!  

 

Who on your team would you let punch you directly in the face no questions asked?

Probably Venus. Sometimes I'm a big goof and she's good about keeping me accountable.

 

How old were you when you realized Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny probably never actually knew one another in real life?

Th... they don't?

 

Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth? Are you trying to now? lol

No, no. Venus got me with that as a kid. But she's a lot better about it now lolol

[G_Rush 64]

12 hours ago, BladeMaiden said:

Hey Aces, Venus here with some fun questions to help spice up the boring monotony of VHL life Pick 6

• On average, how many times a week do you hurt yourself trying to dance in the shower? When You Dance In the Team shower are you dancing alone? Or is it a team effort?
• What’s the most money you’ve ever drunkenly spent at McDonald’s? What did you get?
• On a scale of 1 to 10, how intolerable do you find players that post their entire lives on their insta ?
• How many bowls of cereal do you eat every single day and why aren’t you eating more?
• Who on your team would you let punch you directly in the face no questions asked?
• How many days have you gone without showering? Did people notice?
• How old were you when you realized Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny probably never actually knew one another in real life?
• Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth? Are you trying to now? lol

 

Much love

Venus Thightrap, 3rd Line C

1) I don’t dance in the shower. 
2) I ordered a combo meal and 2 cheese burgers and an extra fry. 
3) On a scale of 1-10 I say (8)

 I find it annoying when people post every meal they eat and like everything they do. 

4) I don’t eat cereal everyday. 
5) I would say our enforcer would do that. 
6) The only thing I want put in my mouth is good food. Lol 

[ThePerfectNut 563]

 

• What’s the most money you’ve ever drunkenly spent at McDonald’s? What did you get?
  Near 30$. It was a lot of stuff so I do not exactly remember.
   
• On a scale of 1 to 10, how intolerable do you find players that post their entire lives on their insta ?
  10. It is quite irritating.
   
• How many bowls of cereal do you eat every single day and why aren’t you eating more?
  3 bowls. 
   
• Who on your team would you let punch you directly in the face no questions asked?
  My cousin Onde Sandtrom lmaoo
   
• How many days have you gone without showering? Did people notice?
  1 week and no because I do other stuff to not smell
• Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth? Are you trying to now? lol
  No. How is it possible lmao

[IamMOOSE 361]

• On average, how many times a week do you hurt yourself trying to dance in the shower? When You Dance In the Team shower are you dancing alone? Or is it a team effort?

King: "Well, the gang and I are working on perfecting the dance to Moskau by Dschinghis Khan. It's difficult but we'll get there. Definitely a team effort."

• What’s the most money you’ve ever drunkenly spent at McDonald’s? What did you get?

Moose: I have drunkenly spent $104 at McDonald's. I bought so many chicken nuggets and fries that they actually had us pull to the side and had to take other order first while ours was being prepared. We were all obnoxious but I'm a happy drunk so it was okay. Best nuggets I've ever eaten.

• On a scale of 1 to 10, how intolerable do you find players that post their entire lives on their insta ?

Both: I don't have an Instagram.

• How many bowls of cereal do you eat every single day and why aren’t you eating more?

Moose: I like cereal but I don't eat it daily. 

• Who on your team would you let punch you directly in the face no questions asked?

King: "Micah Adrienne."

• How many days have you gone without showering? Did people notice?

Moose: I'm not sure. It was during a particularly deep depression where I just kinda shut down. Yes, people noticed.

• How old were you when you realized Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny probably never actually knew one another in real life?

King: "No comment."

• Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth? Are you trying to now? lol

Both: Never tried it. Probably not, though I knew a girl in university who could-

[Bayley 419]

• On average, how many times a week do you hurt yourself trying to dance in the shower? When You Dance In the Team shower are you dancing alone? Or is it a team effort?

I do hurt myself, but I don't shower. I am dancing alone in the team shower for sure. 

• What’s the most money you’ve ever drunkenly spent at McDonald’s? What did you get?

I spent 32 dollars. I got 32 dollar cheeseburgers. Not a bad deal, honestly. 

• On a scale of 1 to 10, how intolerable do you find players that post their entire lives on their insta ?

Probably about 13. 

• How many bowls of cereal do you eat every single day and why aren’t you eating more?

Zero, cereal is for losers. 

• Who on your team would you let punch you directly in the face no questions asked?

I would let @Spartan probably because he's a lame-o. 

• How many days have you gone without showering? Did people notice?

Who showers, what the hell is the shower?

[fishy 1,757]

On 6/21/2020 at 10:36 PM, BladeMaiden said:

Hey Aces, Venus here with some fun questions to help spice up the boring monotony of VHL life Pick 6

1. On average, how many times a week do you hurt yourself trying to dance in the shower? When You Dance In the Team shower are you dancing alone? Or is it a team effort?
2. What’s the most money you’ve ever drunkenly spent at McDonald’s? What did you get?
3. On a scale of 1 to 10, how intolerable do you find players that post their entire lives on their insta ?
4. How many bowls of cereal do you eat every single day and why aren’t you eating more?
5. Who on your team would you let punch you directly in the face no questions asked?
6. How many days have you gone without showering? Did people notice?
7. How old were you when you realized Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny probably never actually knew one another in real life?
8. Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth? Are you trying to now? lol

 

Much love

Venus Thightrap, 3rd Line C

1. I hurt myself doing normal, everyday activities. I don't need to add risks by dancing in the shower, but that doesn't always stop me. 

2. I don't really eat McDonald's, so, $5 on a milkshake??? Maybe french fries???

3. If I don't like the content that someone posts, I unfollow them. No need to waste energy being annoyed with people for living their lives.

4. Bagels are where it's at!!

5. @Spartan, but only because I know that he would have mercy. 

6. This isn't information I have readily available, hate to say it.

7. Today years old

8. I tried it earlier while I was reading through responses from other people earlier, and I was actually kind of impressed at how far I got. The answer, though, is no. I can't. 

[InstantRockstar 1,247]

On average, how many times a week do you hurt yourself trying to dance in the shower? When You Dance In the Team shower are you dancing alone? Or is it a team effort?

I would say I hurt myself quite often, gotta really get into it, y'know. Always a solo performance, this is not a 'for the boys' moment...

 

What’s the most money you’ve ever drunkenly spent at McDonald’s? What did you get?

Not so much the money spent, but the quantity of the order. I ordered the whole $1 menu which was quite a lot of food, didn't cost much but was damn good. 

 

On a scale of 1 to 10, how intolerable do you find players that post their entire lives on their insta ?

8/10, would not recommend. People don't need to know my whole life unless I want them to, and I don't care for them to. Some things are meant to be private

 

How many bowls of cereal do you eat every single day and why aren’t you eating more?

Not huge on cereal for the most part, a bowl here or there but not something I eat daily. 

 

Who on your team would you let punch you directly in the face no questions asked?

Anyone, cause yolo right, they want to punch someone, go for it. But shot for shot, right?

 

How many days have you gone without showering? Did people notice?

You tell me, do I smell like roses or a toilet bowl after Taco Bell?