gorlab

gorlab checking in to wish you all a merry whatever

Jeffrey Pines got a gorlab sig and thinks he's wayne gretzky now????

gorlab checking in for 2 day - merry w/e everybody!

2. What plans do you have for Christmas or boxing day?

Hopefully chill out, drink some rum and egg nog, have a nice dinner and watch a christmas movie.

3. Who is the best prospect on the team right now?

L clearly no debating. Maybe R but probably L.

4. What’s your go to shootout move?

The forsberg move becaue FOPPA is goat'd and one of the best players ever.

5. What channel would you add to the locker room?

Maybe a #gambling channel where JeffD would pay us real money if we won gambles.

6. Would we have a good shot of winning the cup by the end of the regular season?

I'm thinking 60% yes and 40% now. So yes, definitely.

7.One place you would love to visit.

Somewhere with very very loud pack, so maybe California or Oregon?

You're cursed because you ignored the sig I made for you and choose to wear that garbage you currently have equipped instead.

L promotional photo

          After a moderately successful junior career, L was drafted 4th overall by the Chicago Phoenix in the S75 VHL Entry Draft. An upcoming expansion team, Chicago is looking to be a great fit for L and his brother R. The rookie pair have not had a slow start to their VHL career with the Phoenix and Chicago looks to be performing admirably after the off-season roster moves and draft by GM Jeff Downey. L spent his pre-season training his offensive game and shot which has allowed him to transition to the VHL level rather seamlessly. Through the first 34 games of S75, L is on a PPG pace and has found himself to be a valuable part of the Chicago defence core. 7 goals and 27 assists in 34 games accompanies a +4 rating, 66 PIMs, 100 hits and 87 shot blocks. L is contributing on both ends of the ice for Chicago and is a dark horse for the S75 Christian Stolzschweiger Trophy as the most outstanding rookie.

          Aided by the on-ice success of the Phoenix thus far, L's locker room experience has also been very enjoyable. He's found that Chicago is an active team with numerous contributing members. The arrival of L and R coincided with the team's acquisition of veteran VHL defenceman Jeff Downey, and the brothers have blossomed under his tutelage. The top-4 of Chicago's defence is rounded out by another up-and-coming VHL superstar Matty Socks. L and R have both taken to Socks, who is 2 seasons their senior, and developed chemistry with Socks and Downey, allowing the top two pairings of Chicago to be fluid and interchangeable. Despite a lot of experience playing on the ice together, both L and R have shown that they are just as capable when broken up and played with other high quality defenders. Team captains Christian Mingle and Lee Xin have also made L and R feel very comfortable on their new team in Chicago thanks to their high work-rate and chill attitudes. Starting goaltender Jean Pierre Camus has also been a guiding presence for L and R. Chicago is an awesome place to play for the Ukrainian brothers.

L had no doubt that he and his brother had what it took to compete on the highest level in the VHL. There are some added pressures, as L, being deployed by the world famous gorlab agency, has a lot to live up to in terms of being the 'most electrifying man in sim league entertainment today' but sees  promise in the Chicago Phoenix organization, as the team looks to really have found their stride in S75 and has the potential to be a Continental Cup challenger sooner, rather than later. Regardless of what the future holds, L is confident the careers of his brother and himself will be a success and the pair are destined to leave their mark on VHL history. 

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31 minutes ago, Emi said:

I'm not looking for drama and if the league is hoping for that I'm sad to say you'll be sad as I probably won't respond. 

 

I dislike SIM league drama and I wanted a easy article to write and make it known I'm asking to leave. 

#WeLoveDrama tho

32 minutes ago, Emi said:

Her player. 

I'm a girl

 

nah, his player as in like "a player on HIS team" aka beaviss' team.... His player handed him a transfer request.

My other question, not that i'm an authority or involved in this investigation in any official capacity....

@Jtv123 how did you manage to trace this image:  

back to this image:  

??  The visual difference is too much for a software algorithm to link them in an "image search" capacity.   If it's considered snitching, you don't have to answer. 

I think you over-estimate how much detective work goes into people checking/approving sim league graphics... It's only in situations such as this one, where someone sees the exact same image as a VHL graphic on social media with very minor tweaks, and says something about it, where you're going to get called out. Your Joe Pavelski example, although it's the exact same amount of BS work as what you did for Gaudreau here, and got called out for, is at least visually different enough that someone won't be able to immediately identify and trace it back to the source. 

Frankly in my PERSONAL opinion, none of the trash filter / gross text work you both speak of, and post, should be allowed, but I also understand that it's a sim league at the end of the day, and if people want to bullshit their way by, who am I to say they are wrong for doing so. As you've noticed/admitted in your posts, numerous people do it this way and don't get called out / rejected.... but they also at least cover their tracks with a gross filter and they don't use recent NHL social media graphics in their entirety. 

3 minutes ago, CrazyCaityCat said:

Hey, so let's not mock someone for a situation we know nothing about maybe? @gorlab

Anyway, Emi, I hope you find a situation that suits you. You ought not be stuck in a situation where you are not happy.

I'm mocking beaviss about the situation that I do know about - his player handing in a transfer request publicly. 

So let's not virtue signal on a forum community we know nothing about maybe? 

@Beaviss

41 minutes ago, caltroit_red_flames said:

Reported

Are you that guy who's really politically correct and commandeered SHL?

If so, we don't do that on VHL.

big chungus went crazy 

YE >>>>>>>>

i submitted

Damn, we got some real heated matchups this week.

these are actually fire