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This is actually hilarious and I'm kinda dying laughing... Apparently I don't know what I'M getting into LOL

I honestly did not know this.. wtf?! LOL okay time to reconsider my plans with my player

the welfare goat goes IA, funny….

Great core in Houston to start the season! As time rolls on waivers will start to pop up and join teams too, so hopefully they can fill out the Bulls roster eventually

If you do a 9th season you should have the knowledge and understanding of what you’re getting in to. People don’t just skip the E, you have to work hard and consistently for that. If you complain then that’s just your fault for jumping into something you didn’t prepare yourself for. I want my final build to be 1200 TPA, which is over the max salary bracket and considered an elite player. 12% depreciation on that with no depreciation purchases isn’t even 150 TPE, and it’s not like I’ll have 100’s of banked TPE sitting around every single off season. You can earn 96 capped TPE in a season (12 TPE x 2 months (8 weeks)). 150 TPE in a season isn’t hard and shouldn’t be hard to achieve for someone who wants to do 9 seasons. If you max earn you get around 200 a season. I like your ideas and as a 9 season player I wouldn’t be mad about an increase in depreciation. I do the work every week and push myself to have the best player I can. If the numbers work out and I do what I need to do, then there will be no problem. If I don’t do the work I need to do every week and start complaining, then I am literally just saying “this is not fair because I didn’t do enough and now I’m suffering consequences of my own lazy actions.” I think that all makes sense^ very tired after footy but like I said I like your ideas.

Foley just looks like a Seattle Bear I love it

35. It only makes sense that newbie @leandrofg pops the first one for us. Best player on our team now he deserves it. 37. @Bojovnik is looking better every season! I think with DeGroot gone, Bog should step up his scoring game and hopefully surpass the 40 mark this season. 38. Me, come on now I want 100 assists at least. 39. @oilmandan BACK IN SEATTLE BABY IT'S YOUR TIME TO BE A STUD!! 40. I'm hoping for 20+ goals, 60+ assists. I would love to hit 100 points but I've only done that once in all my players careers. 41. There's no way we don't crack 40 wins. Hit 50 last season it's hard to say we can mimic that number again.

With another season coming up in the VHL we have finally reached the 90's!! 10 more seasons until 100 is actually crazy to think about. Old heads like Bek must feel like these seasons fly by every time. Bobandy is extremely excited to step back on the ice with the Bears. Captain Bog made a few statements earlier today that got Randy fired up and ready to go. Seattle has a strong roster again this season but are currently missing a 6th forward. Bobandy is curious to who his second winger will be, or if coach will want Bobandy taking winger reps on the first line. The best guess in my eyes is to split up your studs. I would hope Leandro and Bog get to play together and have Webber be the third forward on the first line. A solid line with Bobandy hiding at the second center spot lol. I have loved my role in Seattle and you can see from last season how much Bobandy improved by getting second line minutes, 90 points and 71 assists, WOWZA. With some off-season training Bobandy has increased his scoring to 80 and passing to 89, as well as puck handling to 91. Bobandy hopes to be a playmaking stud once again, and misses DeGoat DeGroot @rory to pass to every game. It will be a whole new game this season in Seattle but Randy knows he can only control what he can control. I said in my previous week's media that I might be close to capping Bobandy this season, then I did a bit of looking around and realized capping at 1050ish TPE when I donate every season and max earn probably is a waste of TPE and talent. Instead I have created a 1199 TPE plan that I really enjoy! It's not rocket science but since day 1 with Bobandy I wanted to create a playmaking center since most people just smash OV and want goals. Mannnn fuck goals who gives a shit, I got 90 points and nobody cares how many goals I got. Anyways I'll show my current build and also what I want to finish at: Bolded numbers are future build DK: 85, 90 SH: 85, 90 PA: 79, 79 BC: 70, 70 FO: 80, 86 PC: 80, 91 DC: 82, 90 OV: 80, 80 SP: 77, 80 SS: 70, 70 WS: 64, 64 CK: 65 SK: 91 ST: 98 PH: 94 FO: 86 PA: 89 SC: 80 DF: 93 PS: 70 TPA: 1199 I couldn't care less about poise and leadership LOL But basically I am looking to grind out this season and hopefully by S91 this can be my final build entering my 5th season of the VHL (I skipped the second season of minor league). Bobandy will still have a strong and competitive build this season, and should be able to put up similar numbers or atleast even a point per game. I'll say it again I really don't like that everyone hammers scoring and that it's rare nowadays for playmakers to be in our sim... Maybe there are more but I just don't see any elite playmakers. I am building Bobandy to show y'all that playmakers still exist in our league and even thrive, getting 4th in league assists in only my third season last season, I am very excited for Bobandy's future now that he is hitting his prime. @Banackock I know you love scoring builds which is why I bumped my SC to 80 lol. In all honesty I feel like the 89-80 ratio is gonna be killer and hopefully Bobandy can start putting more in the back of the net too. I think a great goal for Bobandy would be 25-30 goals each season... We'll see what happens.

Transaction ID: 21539581440921204 Doubles Week 5 Uncapped TPE $1 Million

Self isolation in the woods bro’s gonna go demon mode in S90

My captain

What drives me to be the best? Every morning I wake up at 7:30am, I leave the house by 8am and I'm on the field kicking footballs by 9am. 1130am comes, practice ends and we head to lunch, which quickly leads to hours of meetings. Soon 330pm comes and I'm on the field until 6pm. To then leave for team dinner right after and then more team meetings at 7pm. Then I do it again tomorrow. That's a long day and it happens 6 times a week. You got to love this shit to wake up every day and want to get better. I am fucking addicted. I'm addicted to the feeling of waking up and knowing I can be better than I was yesterday. I love stepping on that field and I love showing you that I am better than you. I love when all the hard work I put in from every yesterday adds up to today. I am so driven to be great. I want to be better than you, I don't care who you are, I will be better than you. The drive comes from success and rewards of success. When I kick a ball through those uprights or I smash a punt down the field and everyone screams and shouts my name, I eat that shit up. It fuels me every morning when that 730am alarm comes on and I smash the shit out of that button to start my day and be great again. I am great and I will always work to be greater tomorrow. I will do everything I can to be great. It is the most energizing mentality that no one can change when you're hooked. I am hooked on the feeling of success and I won't stop until I get it. I finally have purpose in my life. I quit drug addictions for this, I gave up my job for this, I have no money for this, all my chips are on the table and I am fired up. I won't stop until I reach my goals and then set more goals to reach after that. This feeling is not going to leave anytime soon and this is how I want to view my player in the VHL, Randy Bobandy. I want to show up every week and do everything I can to be better than you. I want Seattle to beat you every day because we wake up with the addiction of success and the desire to beat you every day. Bobandy ain't even close to being a legacy, he isn't even a first line center on his own team. That doesn't matter, he is determined show up every week and out work you until there's a red retired button beside his name. Bobandy is all in and coming for you. Bobandy will be great. Bobandy will be a legacy. Bobandy is a fucking G. This was just me getting fired up for football and holy fuck I have never been so dialed in my life it fires me the fuck up!!!! So proud to be a mustang again and I won't stop working until you all see me on that big screen one day. It's funny to think how some people will read this and picture me as a meat head, or just another macho football guy, or even cocky just by talking like this... good. It's so fun to think about how nobody's opinions or thoughts affect me anymore. I will be great and I will show up everyday to be the best. I will be better than you. I have purpose. My purpose.

BACK IN HOUSTON BABY LETS GOO!!

Been having a lot of fun this week in my football training camp. Decided to quit the zaza after being crazy addicted to that shit. Missed my first two days of camp from puking up everything that I was eating! Super scary stuff and I’m 99% sure I got CHS… basically just very very bad withdrawals from the drug and my body fully shutdown. I’ve wanted to quit for a long time and I’m happy I have a goal and a purpose to quit now. Day 5 of being sober and I’m not even thinking about it! Would rather a healthy body and healthy football career. Feeling great now and I finally ate my first full meal tonight, huge win!! Before I even stepped on the field for day 1 of camp I got the starting punter spot. Still have it and I have been kicking some fuckin missiles omg. I’m talking net 55-60 yard balls (not every kick but we’re getting there lol)! Super happy to be back in action and doing what I love to do. Battling for the kicker spot since the kicker is an actual robot and doesn’t miss. Going to keep putting in the work and hopefully throughout this long season my coaches can see I can do it all, and they throw me in at kicker too. Very determined and focused to get there! Bobandy and the Bears are starting to shape up for S90. We basically did the same thing as last season and traded away mid-career players for picks and other assets so that we could eventually trade for older and still talented players. Whatever works for me! We look good and I’m hoping we can get past the stupid first round this season. Randy hit 1000 TPE and his build honestly might cap around 1050. I don’t care to spend an extra 200 TPE for like 3 or 4 defence attribute upgrades I think that is pointless. My build is suuuuper nice already, maybe the best playmaker build for a center in the league right now. 71 apples last season is a tough goal to reach again this season, but I hope Randy and the squad can hit the targets.

1. I didn't unfortunately but have been trying to keep up with VHL trades/signings. 2. I 99% of the time hit it. Being a VHLM GM for a year straight you search for a lot of answers for players. 3. I hope the Jets can not ruin my hopes and dreams again. 1. What do you like to do on your weekends/days off? 2. How much time in a week does your player focus on hockey compared to other life aspects? 3. Pick a team in the VHL to throw a birthday party for. What gift are you bringing to their party?

Congrats on the milestone! Doesn’t feel that long ago since we were shooting the shit in Houston

BEARZ

Ready for Brian Kowalski

Nope none

Canada chilllll

Good luck in Toronto!! 56 points until 700 career points is so doable for Ronan this season and according to victor’s spreadsheet top 100 retired players is 671 points Hoping Lavelle can tear it up one more time!

It’s crazy to think how 500-600 TPE players were winning back to back to back cups not even 10 seasons ago. 99 SK,PH,DF, and SC only. Felt like it was the biggest bullshit ever and then I saw myself with only like 5 attributes upgraded too LOL

Toms on the point could be crazy Great roster

Helsinki is looking gooood